Shipwreck, weird colonial village, boobs everywhere and nobody gives you a straight answer. That’s pretty much the vibe here, in the best and worst way. You wake up as this guy who was supposed to just not die at sea, and suddenly you’re being treated like a mix of honored guest, suspicious intruder and walking breeding tool. People act polite, then stare like they already decided what position you’ll fuck them in. The game plays slow if you rush it and fast if you actually read, which sounds stupid but that’s how it feels: one scene you’re wandering between shabby English-style houses, half expecting a tea party, next scene you’re getting pinned against a wooden wall by a woman who looks like she eats scared men for breakfast and then licks the plate clean. And every time you touch someone, you kinda feel the numbers in the background ticking up, like invisible stats for trust, lust, maybe sanity too, who knows. They never outright explain it, but you see it when one girl goes from shy hand brush to grinding on your thigh while pretending she’s just “checking your wounds.” Sure. My wounds.

What I liked most is that the sex isn’t just “reward scene after quest.” Sometimes it really is, you bring supplies back, you get a blowjob in a dark storeroom, she spits, wipes her mouth and then casually talks about the missing people like nothing happened. Other times the game punishes you for being too horny. You go too hard on the corruption path with one character, and suddenly she shows up later with that glazed look, talking about “the island’s gift” while sliding your cock inside her raw and begging you to finish deep. It is hot as hell and kind of nasty, but it also feels like you broke something in her that you maybe shouldn’t have. Then again, I say that and still went back on another save and made her even worse, so yeah, I am part of the problem. The virgin angle is handled in a way that actually feels like progression too: first awkward touches, then fumbling penetration, then later she is riding you like she learned new tricks from whatever the hell stalks the jungle at night. Or from Pornhub. Hard to say. Either way, the first time you creampie her and she clings to you, mumbling that now you “belong to the island”, that hits in a really twisted romantic way. Unhealthy as fuck, but memorable.

The horror side creeps in more during the quiet stuff. You walk through these tropical paths that should feel like vacation, big trees, warm light, birds and all that, but the sound just cuts weird sometimes and your character looks at the shadows too long. You expect a monster to jump out, instead you run into this tall woman from the colony who smiles too wide and starts teasing you like she’s bored and horny at the same time. She says nobody survives outside the village, strokes your thigh, and then asks in the same breath if you enjoy “being hunted.” It’s not subtle. Some femdom scenes just go full “you’re my toy now”, with you on your knees, her riding your face or sitting on your cock while holding your wrists like you’re about to bolt. And the romance lines are funny, because they sometimes come right after being used like a fuck tool: she squeezes your hand, calls you “her only hope”, then ten minutes later is bent over a table, tits bouncing, begging for you to fill her again. The game never fully decides if it wants you to be hero, victim, or corrupt bastard, and that confused energy actually works for this kind of island trip from hell. Also, I still don’t understand why one NPC keeps staring at a certain tree and never comments on it. It annoys me every time I pass.

Guy comes back to his hometown thinking he will just fix up his dead dad’s old bar, act like a serious businessman, bla bla, “future, goals, life”, all that crap. Then Christmas hits, snow outside, lights everywhere, and suddenly he is stuck in a warm house with three very different women who all act like they just accidentally forgot what personal space means. It feels like one of those “I’m just staying here for a while” situations that slowly turns into “why is everybody walking around in tiny shorts and no bra, this is not normal, right?” The whole thing has that lazy holiday vibe where time feels slower, he’s supposed to work on plans and numbers, but he just keeps ending up on the couch with a MILF in a tight sweater leaning way too close, her tits almost falling out while she pretends to talk about decorations. There is one scene where she bends over to pick up a box and the camera just hugs her ass. You know exactly what the dev wants from you there.

The Christmas thing is not just wallpaper. There is a sexy Santa outfit that honestly should be illegal. Red fabric barely holding together, stockings, heels, that stupid little hat. She sits on his lap “as a joke” and you get the POV shot where her hips slowly grind on him while she laughs in his ear like it’s nothing. You can feel him trying to keep it together, you can see the moment he just gives up and grabs her by the waist, fingers digging into her soft skin, that first clumsy grope that turns into full-on grinding, her moaning through a smile with those over the top ahegao faces that somehow still work here. The game loves teasing. You get so many close calls: hand sliding up a thigh, lips brushing, tongue only touching for a second before she pulls back with that “not yet” look. It pisses you off and turns you on at the same time. There is this virgin energy on the guy, like he thinks he can stay polite, but then he ends up with his hand inside a warm, wet pussy under a blanket while a Christmas movie plays in the background. That moment when she bites his shoulder to keep quiet during a handjob, and you suddenly forget there was even a holiday plot.

What surprised me, it is actually pretty funny sometimes. The humour is dumb, horny, perfect for this kind of story. There’s a scene where he walks in at the worst moment, catches one of them half naked in front of a mirror, playing with her own tits, checking how they bounce. Instead of freaking out, she just stares at him in the reflection, slowly keeps going, and you get that voyeur vibe while she shy-smiles and whispers “you like that, don’t lie.” From there it’s all messy Christmas sins: sloppy oral with strings of spit shining in the Christmas lights, noisy mouthfuls, her looking up with wet lips; his cock buried deep, her back arched on the bed, snow glowing bluish from the window while he pushes in harder and she loses it, eyes rolled back. There is anal too, of course, the kind where she acts like she can’t take it and then suddenly she is begging for more. Creampie shots that stay on screen a bit too long, like the dev is proud of the animation. Some choices actually matter for the romance side, but I kept forgetting to care because I was too busy watching a MILF ride him in a Santa hat, cheeks slapping, her laughing and moaning at the same time. It is horny, kinda sweet, kinda dumb, and weirdly cozy, like porn wrapped in tinsel.

Game throws you straight into this messed up Italian crime soap opera where everyone smiles at you while sharpening a knife behind their back. You play this cocky idiot with a bruised ego and a hard-on for power, running around trying to fix his “family honor” like that means anything when half the town wants him dead and the other half wants his dick. It feels less like some noble quest and more like watching a horny guy speedrun self-destruction while pretending he’s a mastermind. One minute you’re talking about business, the next you’re pinning some girl against a wall and making her choke on your cock because she mouthed off at you two lines earlier. The switch from “serious mafia drama” to “shameless porn scene” is so fast it’s almost funny. Almost.

What actually hooked me was how the sex is tangled into the power games. It’s not just “you talk, fade to black, now boobs.” You’re negotiating, pushing, threatening, and then you realize the “reward” is not just a blowjob, it’s the fact she lets you spit in her mouth while you fuck her throat on your terms, then looks up like, “Is that all you got?” Some girls pretend they hate you, but keep coming back, asking for more humiliation, more rough stuff, more control stripped away. Others start sweet and soft, kissing slow, clinging to romance, and before you know it you’re yanking their hair, grinding their face into the mattress while she moans she loves you. And yeah, sometimes you cum inside when you absolutely shouldn’t, and the game does not treat that like some harmless porn logic. There is creampie with consequences. There is groping in public when you really, really should not. There is masturbation while spying on someone who would cut off your balls if she caught you. You think you’re in control, then some old guy from the clan makes you kneel in front of him metaphorically, not sexually, and you feel like the smallest bitch in the room.

It calls itself a sandbox and that actually shows. You’re wandering around deciding who you want to fuck, who you want to use, and who you want to actually protect, and the game just quietly takes notes and judges you later. Sometimes you chase a romance route, play soft, kiss her slowly, lick her out, treat her like a queen, then ten minutes later you’re tying another girl’s wrists and slapping her face while she drools on your cock. The animated scenes are nasty in a good way: hips really move, bodies react, there’s that little twitch when you push too deep in her throat, and the way her belly tenses when you slam into her pussy right before you dump a load inside. Oral isn’t just foreplay, it’s its own little battle of control, like who’s using who, tongue or dick, and yeah sometimes she wins and leaves you panting like an idiot. The multiple endings thing hangs over your head; you feel it in small choices, like “do I humiliate her here” or “do I let this guy live,” but half the time you’re too busy jerking off during a scene to care where the story is going. And I still hate that one tiny UI button is on the wrong side of the screen for no reason, but whatever, I still clicked it, still watched him shove his cock in another mouth and pretend this is all about honor.

City is dead, streets look like somebody rage quit on life and just left the map half loaded, and in the middle of all that rot you’ve got this guy trying to decide if he wants to be hero, coward, or full-on horny disaster. That’s basically the vibe here. It’s an RPG-style thing where you walk around this ruined place, dealing with monsters that want to eat you, fuck you, or both, and people who are just as broken in the head as the buildings around them. One moment you’re creeping through a dark corridor, flashlight shaking, hearing something wet and wrong crawling in the dark, and the next you’re pinned under a milf with a ridiculous ass asking if you’re “really sure the door is locked” while you can still hear the undead groaning somewhere outside. It’s grim and horny at the same time, like the world actually ended but your dick didn’t get the memo. A lot of scenes feel like someone smashed a horror movie and a porn vid together and didn’t bother cleaning the blood off before uploading. You get those quiet voyeur moments too, watching two girls comforting each other by “sharing body warmth” in a ruined room, pretending you’re just guarding the door while obviously jerking off in the shadows. The game knows what it’s doing there. It lets you hover on that edge of “I should not be watching this” for way too long, and yeah, you still watch.

Sex here is messy in the good way. Not just “hey here’s another big titty model, click to continue”. When shit goes down, it really goes down. Group scenes where you’re sandwiched between survivors, one riding your face, another grinding on your cock, some monster pounding someone else on the side of the screen like it wandered in from another game and nobody told it to leave. There’s a couple of multiple penetration scenes that feel almost rude, because the world outside is literally falling apart and inside this abandoned building they’re arguing over who gets which hole first. Some of the teasing is cruel too. One of the older women keeps acting all protective, hugging you too tight, “checking for wounds”, her hand sliding lower every time, then pulling back right when you’re actually hard and about to lose it. Then later she’s the one getting railed against a broken window, tits smearing against dusty glass, moaning while shadows of monsters shuffle past on the street below. Animations are rough in spots, like the physics woke up late and never caught up, and sometimes the facial expressions look like the character just smelled bad cheese instead of cock, but honestly it kind of fits the broken world vibe. There’s horror scenes where you’re running from something that looks like a walking pile of meat and teeth, duck into a room, slam the door, and instead of a cutscene of noble survival you end up pressed against a scared girl whose hand “accidentally” lands right on your bulge. Fear and arousal tangled together until she’s grinding on you just to forget what’s outside. Game loves doing that trick. It pretends to care about humanity’s fate, but half the time it feels like the real mission is “who can I fuck before the moon eats us all”. Honestly, not complaining. Mostly. The damn footsteps sound effect in one area is offbeat and it’s still stuck in my brain, but whatever.

Valentine looks like the kind of guy you see on UFC highlights and scroll past, but here you’re stuck inside his skull while everything quietly falls apart. He’s got the scars, the discipline, the whole ex–special forces tough guy story, and somehow he ends up babysitting the career of a young fighter who suddenly depends on him for pretty much everything. It’s weirdly intimate before anyone even gets naked. London feels cramped and sweaty here, all gyms and back alleys and tiny apartments where people fuck instead of talk about their feelings. The game leans hard into that pressure: promoters breathing down his neck, shady managers, some very ambitious women orbiting around him, all trying to pull him in their direction. You’re never just clicking through porn. You’re juggling who he protects, who he lies to, and who he pins to the bed with one hand around their throat while pretending nothing’s wrong the next morning.

What caught me is how sex doesn’t feel like a separate “scene” as much as a bad decision you’ve been walking toward for five chapters. There’s this one moment after a brutal fight where Valentine is half fucked up from punches and adrenaline, sitting in the locker room with this blonde who’s been teasing him the whole card. She starts wrapping his hands, fingers moving slow, then just slips one between his legs and rubs him through the towel. No cheesy music, just his breathing getting rougher, her whispering how he’s her “undefeated champ” while she jerks him off. If you push it, she drops to her knees right there, messy blowjob, spit on his cock, eyes glazed but focused on him like he’s the only thing that exists. It’s hot, but also kind of sad, because you know this is absolutely the worst time for him to be thinking with his dick, and the game doesn’t let you forget that later. Then maybe in another route he ends up with this quiet brunette who starts as someone he’s supposed to protect, still a virgin, so shy her voice almost disappears. The first time he goes down on her she’s clutching the sheets, trying not to scream, and the animation lingers on the little details: her thighs shaking, his tongue working slow, the moment she actually pulls his hair to push his face harder against her pussy. When you finally choose to fuck her properly, you can control if he goes gentle or just lets years of tension explode into rough, deep thrusts, her nails digging into his back while she begs him not to stop. There’s also this fiery redhead who talks shit like a trash-talking bantamweight, but the second he pushes her against the kitchen counter she melts, moaning into his mouth while he grinds against her ass, then turns her around, pulls her panties aside and slides in raw, bodies pressed close, her voice breaking as she tries to keep it quiet and completely fails.

I probably liked it too much when the story got in the way of the porn. Some choices feel like they punish you just for chasing the obvious lewd path, and a few “multiple choice” moments are really just two flavors of the same fuck-up. There’s also this weird pacing thing where you go from a tense training camp scene to a long CG hentai sequence and then back to serious drama like nothing happened. But honestly, that messy feeling kind of works. Valentine is stretched thin, and the sex is part of that pressure, not some clean reward. You can be the guy who tries to keep his hands off the vulnerable girl and still end up with her wrapped around your cock, panting your name, because you slipped once and now you’re both hooked. Or you chase every blowjob, every handjob under the table at some sports bar, every time a woman drops to her knees and takes him deep in her throat just because he won. The game quietly remembers. People change how they look at him. Some grow cold, some cling more, some get dangerously obsessed. And yeah, I wish one specific character would stop calling him “sir” during sex because it makes my brain short-circuit, but that’s not going away and I keep picking her route anyway. If you like your smut wrapped around bruised knuckles, bad choices, and girls who moan loud enough the neighbors probably know his record by now, this one hits in a way that feels a little too real and still completely filthy.

You start as this completely average dude who does the classic “oh shit there is a truck” moment, and instead of dying like in those overused memes, you just blink and suddenly you’re in a future where your dick is apparently an exotic relic. Every normal guy is gone, women run everything, and they got so horny and lonely that they built android men to replace you. Except you’re not really a robot. You’re more like a fake one, a rental body, and they treat you like a walking sex tool with a mouth that talks too much.

The fun thing is how casual everyone is about using you. One minute some office lady is checking a tablet like she’s ordering lunch, next second she’s pressing your crotch through your clothes to “test functions.” They call it service, but it’s basically paid groping and mild sexual harassment that just never stops. You stand in this clinic lobby, pretending to be neutral, and girls walk past, touch your ass, squeeze your chest, whisper shit like “I wonder how his oral protocol works” right in your ear. There is this one scene where a shy girl books you “just to talk” and then, maybe two lines later, she is straddling your face, trying to act innocent while grinding down and asking if she’s too heavy. The game calls it “therapy session” and I actually laughed out loud. It has that cheap, dirty humor that reminds me of the first hentai flash games I played on stolen time in the school computer lab, with 10 different tabs of Newgrounds and some janky translated VN open in old Internet Explorer. You even get that vibe of slightly broken English in some dialogue, which for me feels cozy, not bad. Like porn that doesn’t pretend to be classy. The Android Manager app in-game is cool too, where they assign you requests like you’re an Uber driver for perverts: one job is handjob only, next is public teasing in a bar booth while you pretend to be powered off, with this drunk woman sitting in your lap, slowly unzipping you under the table while her friend watches and pretends to be “checking system logs.” It’s stupid. I loved it. Also hated it a bit.

Romance sneaks in between all the filth. There is this technician girl who keeps acting annoyed at you, calling you “malfunctioning junk” while she cleans… let’s say fluids off of your sensors after sessions. Then she gets jealous when you’re booked too often by one of the rich clients. She sets your “sleep mode” to test something, climbs on top of you while you’re supposed to be off, and starts using you like a sex toy, talking softly because “you will not remember this.” Except you feel everything, trapped in your body, unable to move or talk, which is messed up and hot in that moral grey area porn loves. Later she pretends it never happened and scolds you for masturbating in the shower because “that is unscheduled release, idiot,” while secretly enjoying the show. The game loves this teasing style, where women play with you, humiliate you a bit, but not hardcore. Light humiliation, like making you strip in a locker room while two nurses pretend to do “visual inspection,” then they giggle when they realize you’re getting hard just from being watched. They push it into exhibitionism without any big speech, you just find yourself naked in ridiculous places. There is even a scene where two girls use you mostly as furniture, kissing each other on the sofa while sitting on your chest, your face stuck between thighs, one of them lazily stroking you like she’s petting a cat, and they barely talk to you at all. Weirdly intimate and also like you’re not a person. Sometimes you feel like a king, sometimes like a dildo with legs, and that mix is what makes it stick in my head more than the more “polished” porn games on Nutaku or F95. I still think the pacing is a bit all over the place, some jokes fall flat, and one animation where the blowjob looks like she’s trying to eat a popsicle sideways annoyed me way too much. But then there is a tiny scene of you jerking off alone in a maintenance room, watching a client undress through a half‑open door, and the whole future world suddenly feels sad and horny in the exact same second. Which, honestly, is kind of perfect for this game.

Camp Klondike feels like somebody took all the horny camp stories people trade on Reddit, shoved them into a VN, then said “yeah ok but what if everyone here was way more repressed and way more into watching each other jerk off.” It’s a week of counselors stuck out in the woods after the brats leave, too wound up and sunburned and bored, and slowly figuring out that everyone around them is just as desperate to get touched. The whole mood is that awkward teen-movie energy, but with adults who actually know what condoms are and still somehow get flustered by a bare shoulder in the shower block. One minute they’re sitting around a campfire making dumb jokes, next minute somebody is getting their ass smacked behind the canoe shed and trying to keep quiet because the others might walk in. Which, obviously, they kinda want to happen anyway.

What works best is how insecure most of them are. You’re not thrown into instant porn logic where every character is ready to get blasted in the face on day one. It starts with small shit. Accidentally walking in on a girl changing in the cabin and realizing she’s not actually mad, she’s blushing and pretending to be mad while she keeps complaining that you’re “still looking.” A late-night skinny dip where the girls are pretending it’s just a dare but no one puts their clothes back on after, and you can see hands drifting under the water, brushing thighs, hesitating, then not hesitating at all. There’s a scene where one of the counselors gets caught touching herself in her bunk while thinking about another girl, and she tries to cover up with this weak “I was just, uh, scratching” excuse, and the other one just sits down and starts watching instead of leaving. No big speech, no romance movie soundtrack, just two people in the dark, one rubbing her clit under the sleeping bag while the other pretends she’s not staring at every little twitch. Later, that same shy voyeur ends up on the other side of the glass, literally, jerking off alone in the shower while the girls peek in through the fogged window, whispering, making fun of his stroke rhythm and then getting turned on anyway.

The kinks sneak up on you. First it’s just casual touching and “oops my hand slipped” gropes, then suddenly you’re in the rec hall after lights-out and there’s four half-naked counselors in a messy circle, some kneeling, some sitting on tables, everybody sticky and pretending this is just a funny group experiment. One girl is clearly the good-girl type, still talking about “this is wrong” while she’s on her knees with cum dripping down her chin, letting the others smear it on her tits like sunscreen. Another one wants to be in charge but keeps losing control when someone grabs her by the hips and smacks her ass until she shuts up. There’s a quiet moment too, like sitting on the pier at sunrise, where two of them end up cuddling after a rough night. One has red handprints on her ass and still leans back for more, asking for another spanking later with this tiny embarrassed voice. They’re all pretending it’s just camp fun and “we’ll laugh about it when summer’s over,” except you can feel the romance sneaking in around the edges. A girl holding another’s face after a messy facial and kissing her anyway, licking stray drops off her lips like it’s totally normal, is way more intimate than anyone wants to admit. And yeah, sometimes it’s ridiculous, like one scene where everyone’s so worked up they end up basically using one shy counselor as a human cum target in the staff room, giggling and cheering like they’re playing some drunk party game on Discord, but then later you catch that same character alone, quietly masturbating, replaying it in her head with this dumb lovesick smile. None of it feels noble or classy, it’s all sweat and nerves and “is someone watching us” and hands wandering under shorts around a campfire that’s burning out too fast.

Feelings are literally a sickness here and honestly that hit me harder than the porn at first. The whole city looks clean and safe on the outside, but everyone walks around like dead fish, drugged up to not feel shit. You play this guy who is just done with everything. Not in the dramatic anime way, more like that quiet “ok, I’m out” mood after too many lonely nights with Pornhub and cold coffee. He decides he wants to die, but before that, he writes this weird bucket list on his phone. No big heroic goals, just small things that would make a normal person human again: kiss someone because you actually want to, let a girl touch you without permission from some authority, hear real moans instead of system notifications. It starts depressing and I kinda liked that. Felt close. Too close maybe.

What I didn't expect is how the sandbox structure makes his spiral feel like your own fault. You’re walking through this dystopian city with your little list, picking what to do first. Visit the clinic where they check your "emotional stability"? Or ignore them and go meet that girl from the underground bar who still remembers how to smile? I went to the bar. Of course. She starts as very cold, almost robotic, but you see tiny cracks when you push the flirty dialog options. When she finally goes down on you in that dirty backroom, lights flickering, and whispers "I shouldn't feel this", it hits different from random blowjob scenes. Her eyes water a bit, not sure if from emotion, fear, or your dick, and in this world that’s literally dangerous. And yeah, the scenes are animated, not just static pictures, so when her tongue moves slow at first then gets messy, you kind of forget everything else. Until the UI pings about rising “emotional contamination level” and ruins your nut a little. But in a good way. Sort of.

The mobile format makes it worse actually, because I was lying on my bed, phone too close to my face, swiping dialog like Tinder but every choice is “do I care or not”. One moment you’re getting a slow handjob on a rooftop, city lights behind her, her breathing shaky because she knows if someone reports this she’s done. Next, the game just throws you back into normal movement like nothing happened. No romance points, no “you unlocked love”, just you, slightly more broken than before. I kept opening Telegram between scenes out of habit, then going back to the game, like I’m cheating on my own emptiness. The oral scenes are honestly hot, very explicit, lots of focus on lips and spit, but what stuck with me is that sometimes the girls look almost bored at the start, like they’re doing a chore, and then something slips, a tiny smile, a soft groan, a hand gripping your thigh too hard. In a world where feelings are a disease, every small reaction feels like a big win. Or a crime. Or both. If you play, don't rush the options. Let the awkward silences sit, pick the “wrong” answer sometimes, and really lean into the idea that every kiss, every dirty stroke of her hand, might be the last real thing your guy ever feels before he crosses another line on that stupid little bucket list.

Stocklinburg feels a bit like when you open TikTok for “just one video” and then suddenly it’s three routes later and you’re getting a titfuck from the girl who insulted you in the tutorial. The setup is simple: you’re this 18 year old guy, new city, fancy college, law dreams, all that serious life trajectory stuff. Then you start clicking and the game keeps asking you: do you want to be a decent human with a brain, or a horny gremlin with a passing interest in jurisprudence. I tried both. Both are funny. The whole thing is written like somebody actually remembers what college people talk like, with dumb memes, dirty jokes, weird roommate conversations about masturbation and exams and “what if the milf teacher sits on my face, is that sexual harassment or a blessing” kind of vibes. Half the time I laughed, half the time I went “ok this is stupid” and kept playing anyway.

Routes-wise, if you’re into otome stuff like me but flipped to male POV, it’s kind of wild how emotional it gets between all the creampies. You go from reading case briefs to getting your briefs pulled down in a dorm bathroom. One girl is all sweet romance and then shocks you by pulling a vibrator out of nowhere, pinning you to the bed and riding you until you cum inside her and she just smirks like “good boy”. Another is fake innocent, lets you study with your head on her lap, plays with your hair, then casually slides her hand into your pants and starts a slow, teasing handjob while asking stupid questions about legal theory. There’s both male dom and female dom and it doesn’t really announce which is which, it just happens. One scene you’re shoving a girl against a wall, groping her tits through her shirt while she whimpers, next scene a milf professor has you on your knees in her office, your mouth full of her while she grades papers and occasionally uses your hair as a handle. It’s messy in a good way, animated enough to make oral sex and titfucks feel like actual moments instead of checkbox scenes. I even liked the stupid little thing where your phone UI pops up and you sext instead of actually answering serious messages. They ruined one hot build up with a cheesy joke about “objection” right when I was about to finish and I swore at my screen, but yeah, I still replayed that route later.

Story tension hangs on exams, rivalries, and who you decide to fuck or not fuck. You can be a focused aspiring lawyer who still ends up balls deep in a classmate during a study group, or completely throw your future away chasing every milf on campus. There’s a groping scene in a crowded party that made me weirdly nervous, like, your hand under her skirt, her pushing back against you, the camera a bit too close, and I spent way too long checking if any NPC would notice even though the game obviously isn’t that complex. Masturbation scenes hit too close to home: the MC hunched over his laptop, trying to be quiet in his dorm while his roommate is “sleeping”, scrolling through pics of girls you actually know in the story, not random porn. It’s kind of gross and kind of honest. The humour is very hit or miss, some lines sound like horny Reddit, but then you get a little romance beat where someone kisses your jaw after a rough creampie and wipes the cum off their thigh with your ruined study notes and I’m like, ok, you didn’t have to go that hard. I still wish the UI color for choices was different, I hate that shade and I keep losing track of which option is “mean but hot” and which is “soft boy”, but that’s just me doomscrolling through routes like I’m on Instagram anyway.