A pharmacy counter at midnight and the girl behind it has tits that could smother a grown man. Sina's All Hours Pharmacy, where Veiled Sojourns No Refunds takes place, doesn't bother with subtlety. The first customer walks in with a stiffy problem and the clerk just... handles it. Right there. Behind the counter. Something about medicinal relief, she says, while her uniform buttons strain against the weight of her chest. I don't know if the devs have ever actually been inside a pharmacy but who cares when the pharmacist is built like a hentai wet dream and has zero boundaries.

The visual novel part is barely a game. You click, they fuck. That's it. No choices, no branching paths, just a straight line from point A to point B where B stands for boobs. And these are massive, the kind that make you wonder if the artist has ever seen a real woman or just kept adding circles until the character design looked physically impossible. Which, honestly, is exactly what I'm here for. The humor lands somewhere between stupid and genuinely funny, like when a guy comes in for headache medicine and somehow ends up getting his dick sucked as a "prescription." The writing doesn't try to be clever about it. It just is what it is.

The art's rough around the edges. Not in a charming way, more like someone was learning to draw and said fuck it, good enough. But there's this one scene where the pharmacist bends over to get something from a low shelf and her skirt rides up and I rewound that frame like four times because the ass was just... yeah. The big cock tag applies to the male customers, obviously, and the game doesn't shy away from showing everything. No mosaics, no fade to black. Just raw hentai logic where every health problem has a sexual solution. The working tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here since the whole thing takes place during a shift at the pharmacy and the staff are very, very dedicated to customer satisfaction. Wish there was more buildup though. Everything happens so fast, zero tension, just bam bam bam and you're done in twenty minutes. But I keep coming back to it anyway so maybe that's not actually a complaint. The replay value is basically nonexistent unless you're like me and fixate on specific scenes. Which I do.

Red hair catching the light wrong, or right, depending on your angle. That's what stuck. The daughter character, a chubby redhead in a swimsuit that's frankly losing a structural battle with her tits, has this idle animation where she adjusts a strap and it just... snaps. Soft plastic click sound. I don't know why that's what I'm telling you about first. The game is ostensibly about a seaside apartment, a week, your new girlfriend, and her daughter. A harem setup so textbook you could photocopy it. But the beach is weirdly empty, like a dream where you forgot to invite people.

The girlfriend is a skinny MILF type, big ass, the kind of body that makes you question physics. There's a scene early on, maybe day two, where she's applying sunscreen and the lotion bottle makes this squelching noise that my phone speaker absolutely butchered. Sounded like a dying seagull. I laughed, then felt bad because the POV was clearly trying to be romantic. The 3DCG models have that uncanny smoothness, like wax figures left in the sun. But the exhibitionism angle, the public risk on the beach, is handled with this strange, almost clinical detachment. You click, things escalate, a meter fills up somewhere. I forgot to mention the meter.

Got distracted by the chubby daughter's storyline. She has this thing about seashells. Collects them. And the game uses that as a metaphor for... something? Intimacy, probably. There's a point where you're alone with her near the dunes and the dialogue tree branches into this unexpectedly tender conversation about her body image. Then two clicks later she's topless and the camera is doing a slow pan that made me feel like a nature documentarian. The big boobs physics are, I'll be honest, a war crime. They move with a mind of their own, defying momentum. It's hypnotic. I hate it. I kept clicking.

The big ass tag applies mostly to a side character, a neighbor who shows up twice. She's a BBW with a swimsuit that's basically just strings and hope. Her scenes are the most explicit, the most "adult website" ready. But they also feel disconnected, like DLC that got accidentally baked into the main game. The romantic core is with the mother, but I kept sabotaging it to see if the daughter would notice. She does. The game tracks that. Somewhere in the code, a number went down. I felt a weird pang of guilt. Then I reloaded and did it again. The beach waves sound like pink noise from a sleep app. I think that's why I stayed so long.

Woke up with a weird taste in my mouth and a memory of this game's AI generated faces staring at me. Not the good kind of weird. The kind where you're not sure if you enjoyed something or just got hypnotized by jiggling pixels. The whole thing runs on this uncanny valley engine, like someone fed a thousand hentai images into a blender and hit 'puree'. Sometimes it spits out a face that's genuinely hot, other times a hand has seven fingers and it completely takes you out of the moment. You're a succubus, right, fresh out of hell or wherever, and you gotta eat. Eating means fucking. Simple enough.

The first girl you meet is this milf type with an ass that the AI clearly spent extra processing power on. The seduction is basically a point and click guessing game. Click the wrong dialogue option and she gets bored. Click the right one and suddenly you're getting a titfuck in a public park while the game's 'exhibitionism' tag does a little victory dance. There's a harem element, collecting these broken women like pokemon, but the 'romance' feels like a form you fill out. Compliment her. Touch her shoulder. Now she's ready for anal. The corruption arc is there, I guess, but it's less a slow burn and more a light switch. One minute she's shy, next minute she's demanding you spank her with a riding crop. The BDSM stuff is surprisingly detailed for a game that can't draw a consistent elbow.

Got stuck for twenty minutes trying to trigger a scene with the lesbian couple. The sandbox design means you just wander between the same three locations hoping a new exclamation mark appears. The superpowers are barely a thing. You can read minds sometimes, which just tells you if a girl is horny. Spoiler: she always is. The female domination path is more interesting than the male one, mostly because the succubus looks perpetually confused when she's supposed to be in charge. The handjob animations loop like a broken gif. Still, when the game accidentally generates a perfect creampie shot, you almost forgive the fact that the previous scene had a bed clipping through the wall. Almost.

The summoning circle fizzles out and there she is, Ain, a calamity class Outer God with an ass that could end civilizations. And what does our shut-in protagonist ask for? Not power. Not wealth. A board game partner. The cosmic will just blue screens right there.

Voice acting catches me off guard. Her lines have this lazy, amused drawl that makes every mundane conversation feel like she's humoring a particularly slow pet. The footjob scene comes out of nowhere, her divine feet working while she complains about the rules of some card game. The censorship is there, that soft mosaic blur, but the sound design carries the weight. Wet sounds, her voice dropping to a whisper. You know how it goes.

The idle mechanics are weirdly compelling. Leave the game running and watch this eldritch horror try to understand why humans need to eat three times a day. She hovers near the kitchen, her massive tits practically defying physics, asking about instant noodles with genuine cosmic confusion. The QTE segments during the more explicit scenes feel almost like a joke. Fail the timing and she mocks you. Succeed and she sounds almost disappointed that you're competent. The vaginal sex scene has this strange tenderness buried under her domination, a monster girl who could unmake reality choosing to ride you slowly while explaining the proper way to shuffle a deck. The creampie finish feels earned somehow, her supernatural eyes going wide for just a second before the sarcasm returns.

The adventure segments break up the routine. Exploring the apartment, finding fragments of her true nature hidden in everyday objects. A toaster that now speaks in dead languages. The humor lands more often than it misses, though some jokes about Japanese shut-in culture flew right past me. The male protagonist is deliberately bland, a void for her personality to fill, and that works until it doesn't. Sometimes you just want him to say something, anything, instead of stammering while she dominates every interaction. The female domination tag is accurate but it's playful domination, a goddess who could destroy everything choosing instead to cheat at Monopoly and demand oral sex as a penalty for losing.

The first thing that hits you is how deliberately rough the 3DCG looks. Not in a broken way, more like someone left the default lighting on and said "yeah, that'll do." The school hallway has this weird flatness, and the teacher's desk is just... there. But then Ms. Hartley leans forward and her blouse does that thing where the buttons are fighting a losing battle, and suddenly I don't care about the shadows being wrong. Her tits are massive, the kind that make you forget what you were complaining about. The physics aren't realistic but they're... attentive. Like the animator spent all their time on exactly what matters.

The MC is this blank slate guy, early twenties, supposedly figuring out life. But the game doesn't pretend that's the point. You're in the classroom after hours, and she's "helping" with something, and her hand brushes your thigh. The dialogue is stilted in that specific translated way, sentences that feel like they were thought in another language first. "You are becoming a man now." It shouldn't work. But then she's guiding your hand to her chest, and the groping scene has this slow, almost clumsy progression. You squeeze, she gasps, the sound is a bit too loud in the mix. The oral sex scene comes later, and her lipstick leaves a ring. That detail. Why is that the thing they got right? The milf energy is off the charts, she's constantly teasing, calling you a good boy in a way that's meant to be nurturing but lands somewhere else entirely.

It's a kinetic novel, so you're just watching. No choices. I kept tapping the screen anyway, out of habit. The masturbation scene is weirdly clinical, the MC's hand moving with the enthusiasm of someone filling out tax forms. But then the vaginal sex scene starts and the camera gets this low angle, and her ass takes up half the screen, and the repetitive motion becomes hypnotic. The big ass tag isn't lying. It's like the modeler had a reference image and refused to compromise. The whole thing is about 40 minutes of just... this. A daydream, I guess. The title makes sense. You drift through it, and some bits are hot in a way that surprises you, and other bits you're just waiting for the next position change. The ending just sort of stops. No resolution. Like waking up.

Frank's really fucked this time. Prison break gone wrong, storm at sea, and now he's washing up in fucking Bikini Bottom of all places. But hey, when life gives you yellow sponges, you become the yellow sponge, right? This parody takes everything you thought you knew about that innocent cartoon and flips it into something deliciously twisted. Frank's not just hiding out - he's living SpongeBob's life with all the adult complications that come with it.

The sandbox mechanics let you explore this underwater hellscape at your own pace, and trust me, there's plenty to discover. Sandy's got that thick ass bouncing around in ways that'll make you forget she's technically a squirrel. The animated scenes are surprisingly well done for what's essentially cartoon porn - watching familiar characters get down and dirty hits different when the art style actually captures their essence. You'll find yourself getting handjobs from characters you never thought you'd see in compromising positions, and the oral sex scenes... let's just say Gary's not the only one making slurping sounds anymore. The big tits physics on some characters feel a bit off though, like they forgot underwater physics should work differently.

What really gets me is how they've managed to keep the adventure elements intact while cramming in all this explicit content. Frank's constantly juggling his fake identity with increasingly ridiculous sexual situations, and somehow it works. The male domination themes play out naturally within the story's absurd logic - of course the guy pretending to be SpongeBob would end up in control of these situations. The graphic violence is minimal but effective when it shows up, mostly serving the story rather than being gratuitous. There's this one scene with Patrick that had me questioning everything I thought I knew about starfish anatomy. The vaginal sex animations could use work, but honestly, you're probably not here for technical perfection anyway.

Fresh out of school, thrown back into your dusty old hometown, and suddenly everyone wants a piece of you. That is the vibe here. You’re this rookie reporter, technically here to chase stories, but it feels a lot more like you’re chasing curves. The game pretends it’s about “serious journalism” with this fancy big-name media company, but in practice your main beat is trying not to stare at your editor’s tits while she tells you to double-check your leads. Every investigation starts normal enough: track a source, dig through some notes, ask a few questions. Five minutes later you’re in a cramped office, her blouse half open, wondering if you’re going to get that promotion before or after she’s got your cock in her mouth.

What surprised me is how it actually treats the investigation stuff as more than a cheap excuse. You wander through little city scenes, ask people about gossip, decide who to trust, and some choices really change what kind of “reward” you get. Screw up and push too hard on one interview and instead of a cozy late-night talk in her tiny flat, you end up on a boring follow‑up with a guy who clearly isn’t going to suck anything. Nail the angle and she leans close, clicks off the voice recorder, and suddenly your “fact checking” is more like tongue checking. I liked that a simple decision like whether to run a risky quote or play it safe can flip the tone of the next scene from flirty banter to full on “I’m sitting on your face for this exclusive.” It’s not subtle about the boobs, either. They are huge, they bounce, they fill the frame when someone leans over your desk, and the camera knows it. Sometimes a bit too much, actually, because there’s one hallway scene where you can barely tell what the character is saying since your view is basically just cleavage. Nobody will complain, but still, my eyes were trying to read the text box hiding behind her tits like it’s a hidden object game.

The sex itself ramps up as your reputation in the company grows. At first you’re this shy guy awkwardly trying not to get hard when your co‑worker teases you with her bare legs under the desk. Later she’s casually pressing her feet into your crotch during a “strategy meeting” and acting like it’s totally normal office culture. There’s this one scene where you’re “revising” her article at her place, and she slowly trades professional talk for grinding on your lap, then drops down and starts working your dick with her mouth like she’s trying to win Employee of the Month. I liked that it doesn’t rush to the obvious point. She’ll drag her tongue along the shaft, look up, ask if you’re sure about that headline, then go deeper, then switch topics. It feels messy, human, horny. Anal and vaginal are used more like rewards tied to how bold you play the story and how you talk to them. One route turned into this intense back‑and‑forth where your editor tests if you’re “brave enough for real journalism” by making you fuck her from behind on the office couch, her ass practically swallowing you, while she checks tomorrow’s front page on her phone. Another time, you think it’s going that route and she stops you, sits on your cock nice and slow instead, rides you while talking about ethics in reporting like that’s not the stupidest contrast ever, then finishes with this lazy sloppy kiss on your chest. The AI‑generated CG is a bit uneven; some angles look incredible, others feel off, but the bodies have that soft, heavy look that fits the whole “big tits, big ass, big trouble” mood. Funny thing is, the game sells itself like a serious VN about a career, but, somewhere between a late‑night oral “interview” and a sweaty footjob while you listen to someone’s confession through the wall, you forget what the original assignment even was. And somehow that’s exactly right.

You know what actually made me laugh? The combat stances. Wonder Woman doing her arms crossed thing while the game tells me to use "dick powers." Not even joking. My phone almost went flying when I snorted.

I spent most of Tuesday avoiding work playing this on Itch.io through my phone browser, which felt appropriately grimy. The dev clearly spent all their energy on certain scenes and then just slapped the rest together. Batgirl gets this weirdly detailed corruption arc where she goes from "I'll never submit" to something involving tentacles and multiple penetration faster than my last Tinder date unmatched me. Supergirl's oral scenes have more animation frames than the entire tutorial section. Priorities, I guess.

Look I'm not gonna sit here and pretend the whole male domination power fantasy thing is revolutionary storytelling. You pick a villain dude, you fight DC heroines, you corrupt them. Rinse, repeat, add more tentacles. The teasing and humiliation mechanics are basically pressing a button and watching a bar fill up while they call you names. Sometimes the game forgets which position it showed you last and everything clips through everything else. But then that one group sex scene with the whole Justice League hits and suddenly my complaints feel petty. The creampie animations have this crude, almost spiteful energy to them, like the artist was working through something. BDSM elements show up randomly like the game remembered halfway through that people are into that. The monster encounters are just. Something. I don't know why they're there but I'm not complaining.

The groping minigame though. C'mon. At least make the hitboxes match the 2DCG art.

Look I gotta be real, this game is a mess but like, the kind of mess you keep clicking through anyway. The whole premise is some overworked salaryman dies and a succubus is like "sign here lol" and now you're dimension hopping through anime universes trying to fuck enough people to get reborn. Chainsaw Man characters, Naruto characters, that dress up darling girl, they're all just... there. Nobody explains why Makima is in the same room as Hinata but honestly who cares.

The 3D models are janky as hell. Sometimes a tit just clips through a shoulder and you're supposed to pretend that's hot. But then there's this one scene with the succubus where she's doing that thing with her tongue and the animation actually syncs up perfectly and I forgot about the clipping for a solid thirty seconds. The corruption mechanics are weirdly specific too, you get these devil traits that let you manipulate people but the game never really explains the limits. One minute you're using basic seduction, next thing you know you've transformed some milf into a futa dom and you didn't even mean to pick that path. There's avoidable pregnancy content but the menu toggle is buried in like three submenus, took me forever to find it.

The voyeurism scenes are where it gets interesting though. Peeping through keyholes in the Naruto universe, watching group stuff happen in the background while you're supposed to be doing mission prep. The game doesn't care about canon at all, it's just throwing characters into increasingly unhinged situations. Male protagonist stays a virgin for way too long unless you specifically grind the oral scenes, which is a choice I guess. The writing flip flops between surprisingly decent parody dialogue and then just absolute nonsense where characters say things nobody would ever say during sex. "Your chakra feels amazing" no it doesn't shut up.

Paranormal tag makes sense cause you're literally a ghost contractor for a demon, but then they throw in romance routes that feel completely disconnected from the whole "harvesting sexual energy for hell" thing. Like am I supposed to care about Tsunade's feelings or am I just trying to not get eternally damned? The game can't decide either. Still played through three universes though so what does that say about me.