The first thing that hits you is how janky the whole thing feels, like someone slapped it together in a weekend after too much blue milk. And honestly? That's part of the charm. Star Moans doesn't pretend to be anything other than a quick, dirty parody where Rey gets absolutely railed by Kylo Ren's massive cock. The cumshot at the end is less a reward and more a punctuation mark, a messy period at the end of a very short sentence.

The pacing is like a microwave burrito, hot on the outside, frozen in the middle, but you eat it anyway because you're hungry. You click through a few dialogue boxes, the art shifts from passable to "did they trace this from a bootleg action figure?", and then suddenly there's a big cock filling the screen. No foreplay, no buildup. Just straight to the point. I kept waiting for some kind of minigame or at least a button to change positions, but no. You're just along for the ride, watching Rey's face contort in ways that would make Daisy Ridley's agent weep.

There's a moment where Kylo Ren says something about the Force and then immediately goes back to pounding her, and I laughed out loud. Not because it was funny, but because it was so absurdly committed to its own stupidity. The localization choices are wild too. Some lines read like they were run through three different translators and then typed with one hand. "Your resistance ends here" indeed.

Who gets the most out of this? Probably someone who's already seen every Rule 34 image of these two and just wants a moving version with sound effects that sound like a wet handshake. If you're looking for story or character development, you're in the wrong galaxy. But if you want to see a big cock, a cumshot, and a parody that doesn't give a single fuck about canon, this delivers exactly that and nothing more. The lack of any real interaction still bugs me though. You just watch. Like a pervert at a keyhole.

It was the pubic hair that got me. Lying there, watching Belle take that monstrous cock down her throat, hair catching the light in all the wrong ways and I thought yeah, this is where the fairy tale budget went. Into the rendering of her landing strip. Forget the beast’s weirdly human feet. Ignore the way the castle walls sometimes clip through the bed. Someone on this dev team has a very specific fixation and frankly, I respect the hustle.

The setup is exactly what you'd expect from the description. Belle already loves him, the curse is broken, prince is back but his dick, listen, his dick is still absolutely beast scale. No sense of proportion. It's a whole third arm. And the game wastes zero time on romantic dialogue. You're plunged straight into a POV that swings between watching her struggle with the oral and then watching her tits wrap around a shaft that looks like a flesh colored fire hydrant. The facial abuse tag isn't lying. There's a moment mid titfuck where the physics engine just... gives up. Her breasts inflate like balloons as the cumshot triggers. Breast expansion out of nowhere, a glorious glitch that feels more intentional than half the scripted animations. My brain short circuited. Is this what the kids call a "lore reason"?

The anal scene transitions with a click. No foreplay. Belle just arches her back and takes it in a way that defies pelvic anatomy. And then the creampie finale hits with a volume that's frankly comedic. Buckets of the stuff. I laughed out loud. The game doesn't know if it's trying to shock you, which is weird considering the beast thing. I kept going back to the paizuri bit though. That accidental horror of the expanding chest is going to live in my head next to the actual beast design and I can't tell which one disturbs me more. The game doesn't have a climax, it just stops after the money shot. You're left staring at a frozen Belle, covered in issues. Feels oddly appropriate.

The whole thing is basically one looped animation of Goku absolutely wrecking Chichi from behind, and I mean wrecking. Her ass is huge, like comically huge, and it jiggles with every thrust. The sound design is what gets me though. You can toggle the actual Dragon Ball Z music on and off, which is such a weirdly specific feature. Like, yes, I want to hear the classic heroic theme while watching this. It makes it feel like a fever dream you'd have after falling asleep watching Toonami.

The animation itself is rough around the edges, not polished at all. Chichi's face is stuck in this pained expression, biting her lip, and you can tell the artist was going for that whole "Super Saiyan cock is too much for her" angle. Which, okay, the lore here is that Goku's Super Saiyan cum is why Gohan and Goten are so strong. That's the plot. That's it. And honestly? It's kind of brilliant in a dumb way. The power scaling makes no sense but neither does most of DBZ.

There's a button to make him cum, and when he does, it's just... a lot. Like, an absurd amount. The kind of thing that makes you laugh and then feel weird for laughing. The loop resets and you can do it again. No dialogue, no buildup, just straight to the point. I kept waiting for a second scene or something, but no. What you see is what you get. For a browser game, it loads fast and doesn't try to be more than it is. The brunette hair physics are actually decent, which is more than I can say for some bigger budget stuff. Anyway, if you ever wanted to see Goku's dick, here you go.

Sometimes a game just knows what it is, you know? No pretension, no 40 hour epic about saving the kingdom. Just a squirrel with a massive cock and a very specific request. The lo-fi beats in the background are actually kind of perfect, this fuzzy little track that loops while you figure out the nut feeding mechanic. It's almost meditative. Almost.

The core loop is simple. You've got nuts, the squirrel wants them, and there's this whole anal situation happening simultaneously. The physics are janky in a way that feels intentional, like the dev leaned into the chaos. Miss the timing on the nut toss and the whole rhythm falls apart. The futa anatomy is, uh, generous. Like, distractingly so. The piercing glints every time the animation cycles and I found myself just staring at it instead of paying attention to the hunger meter. That's probably a design flaw but honestly who cares. The furry art style is scratchy and unpolished, pencil lines still visible in places, which adds to this whole "found a weird zine under someone's bed" vibe.

There's a score counter I didn't understand. Numbers go up, sometimes down. The squirrel makes this chittering sound that's supposed to be cute but loops weirdly if you're doing well. Or poorly. I can't remember which. The whole thing feels like a shitpost that accidentally became compelling. Not compelling enough to show anyone, but enough that I caught myself restarting three times to get the rhythm perfect. The nut doesn't always land where you think it will. That's either a metaphor or just bad hit detection.

Booting this up feels like opening a corrupted.swf file someone slapped a Unity wrapper on, the kind of thing you'd find buried in a forum thread from 2010. The art style is pure tracing over screenshots with a shaky line tool, where the proportions shift frame by frame. Nojiko's hair exists in about four shades of blurry orange depending on which loop stage you catch. The animation concept is basically two dudes getting jerked in a hammock while the girls cycle through poses, but the way the assets reset makes it look like Ace keeps breakdancing out of sync with his own dick.

The whole thing operates on a loop that bypasses any pretense of gameplay. You just watch. The sync is so busted that Luffy's creampie trigger fires at random intervals, sometimes overlapping with a completely different animation state, so you get these surreal moments where he's going off while his model stares blankly at the mast. The audio design, by which I mean a 4-second mp3 of wet slapping that desperately tries to cover the silence but just stutters like a dying cicada. There's a weird charm to how the cum physics are just a static 2D splatter png that scales up unnaturally, clipping through every character model.

For a flash animation dressed as a game, it commits to the bit of being a broken hentai slideshow. The best part is a glitch where if you click the wrong invisible bounding box Nami's torso detaches from her legs and floats toward the camera. Pure nightmarish stuff. I wish the artist had leaned harder into that accidental body horror instead of the stiff orgy loop, but whatever. It's basically the visual equivalent of a mislabeled.rar file.

The whole thing runs on a loop, which is honestly more hypnotic than it has any right to be. You got Cody, looking like he just walked out of a parole hearing, and Poison, who is... well, the eternal question, right? The game doesn't answer it, it just hands you a toggle. Cock or pussy. Pick one. The animation doesn't change much, just the equipment, and that's the entire joke. A one button existential crisis.

Cody's got this massive, almost clinically rendered dick and he's just going to town on Poison's ass with the enthusiasm of a man who's been in prison a while. The physics are janky, like a flash animation from a forgotten corner of Newgrounds, but there's a specific weight to the thrusts that works. Poison's giant, ridiculous tits bounce with a rhythm that's almost separate from the rest of her body. You can almost hear the slapping sound effect that isn't there. The whole thing is this grimy, unpolished hentai take on Street Fighter that feels like a dirty secret you found on a zip disk.

Then the cumshot. It's not just a shot, it's a weather event. The screen gets absolutely hosed. It's so over the top it loops back around from gross to genuinely funny. Like, who hurt the developer? Why is there so much? It just keeps going, painting everything white until the loop resets and Cody is back to pounding away like nothing happened. The 3 on 1 tag is a lie, by the way. It's just these two. Maybe the third is the existential dread of Poison's canonical ambiguity. Or the sheer volume of jizz. That could count as a third participant.

The whole thing feels like someone animated a sticky dream they had after binging too much Fairy Tail and forgetting to close the browser tabs. Not polished. Deliberately not polished, like a sketch where the proportions are all wrong on purpose but somehow it makes the impact hit harder. Erza’s scene opens and you’re just... staring at the logistics. Two cocks that would look oversized on a horse, and she’s taking both, her face caught in that exact frame where the teeth are clenched and the eyes are squinting. The grit of it. The model doesn’t even try to look comfortable, and that’s the point. You can almost hear the grunt she’s holding back, the sort of strained silence that’s louder than any moan. The textures on the skin have that weird shiny look, like everyone’s coated in a thin layer of sweat even before anything starts, a cheap rendering trick that accidentally works.

Then Lucy’s turn and it’s a completely different flavor of ridiculous. Blonde hair everywhere, those massive tits wrapping around a cock that’s just as absurdly scaled. The paizuri animation loops in this hypnotic, clumsy way. It doesn’t flow, it sort of chugs along, like a flipbook made by someone who only cared about two frames, the top and the bottom of the motion. And I can’t stop watching the way the tip disappears and reappears from the cleavage. There’s a moment where her expression flickers, this glitchy half-smile, and it’s more honest than any polished A-list porn game. This is a titfuck as imagined by a horny algorithm with a thing for redheads and blondes who’ve completely lost the plot.

Ranking what matters here: 1) the sheer stupidity of the scale, 2) Erza’s teeth-gritting, 3) the wet slap sound design that’s probably just a reused asset from a dozen other games. The double penetration is the main event, no question. It’s a mess. A hot, unapologetic mess that forgets the concept of an internal organ map. The whole orgy vibe is less a celebration and more a pressure cooker. Nobody’s winning any awards, except maybe for most likely to make you question your own anatomy. The game’s short description brags about them being big sluts, and yeah, the delivery is blunt force trauma. No elegance. Just a wall of meat and the girls from Fairy Tail getting absolutely unchained from any sense of restraint. I kept waiting for a climax button or a speed toggle that never appeared, just these relentless loops. The black cocks are a focal point in a way that feels almost like a dare. Like, how much can you take before you admit it’s too much? Erza doesn’t break though. She just grits. And the loop goes on.

Look, the idea of Peach getting absolutely wrecked by Bowser isn't new, not even a little. We've all seen those old Newgrounds flashes, the pixel art gifs on some forgotten forum back in 2016. But this one doesn't pretend to be anything else. No fake platforming section, no weird text about saving the mushroom kingdom. It opens hard, and the opening is just her face right there, already, with this giant scaly hand on the back of her head. You know exactly what you're getting. The lack of polish is the whole damn art style, like someone splattered the nastiest parts of their brain onto a canvas and didn't bother wiping the edges clean.

The POV is locked, unflinching, just Bowser's end of things while she is... well, suffering. The sound design could be better, honestly. There's this one squelch loop that gets grating after the first minute, a bit too staticky, I almost muted it. But then the throat bulge animates in a way that's grotesquely satisfying, a rough sketch that somehow perfectly captures the forced deepthroat dynamics. It's not smooth, it's a bit janky, jittering on the downstroke. But that jank makes it feel more brutal. Less like a polished hentai and more like a recorded act of cartoon violence.

Watching her blonde hair matted, that stupid crown askew, it's the small details. There's a moment when she tries to pull back, her hands fluttering uselessly against his belly, and the animation loops her struggle back into a deeper swallow. The swallow mechanic itself is just a click to make her gulp, and failing to click just makes a bigger mess. I wish there was a bit more of Wave involved, maybe? A nod to the deeper lore of Sarasaland, but that's just me being a nerd. My phone buzzed with a Discord notification during the third cumshot specifically and I almost threw the thing across the room. The complete disgrace on her face when she stares up after the final swallow, it's a loop of pure, defeated "gluk gluk" resignation without a single line of dialogue. What even is the story, again? Mario's running somewhere, maybe he got lost. Who cares. Bowser's balls are touching her chin and that's all the narrative you need.

Right, so this thing is basically a Haruhi doujin flash game from like 2008 that someone uploaded to a browser. The whole premise is Haruhi being her usual bossy self, making Mikuru wear that stupid bunny girl outfit again. You know the one, from the cultural festival episode. Except this time it's not for a film, it's because Haruhi wants to poke and prod her until she's a mess. The art is rough as hell, Mikuru's face looks like a potato in some frames and her tits have that weird balloon physics where they jiggle for five seconds after you stop clicking. But honestly? That's part of the charm. It's not trying to be polished, it's trying to be horny and stupid.

The gameplay loop is simple: click her boobs until a meter fills, then click to pull down her top, then click her panties off, then there's a big pixelated cock that appears out of nowhere. No build up, no logic, just suddenly there's a dick the size of her forearm. You rub it on her chest for a bit, which makes her make that high pitched "kyun" noise from the anime, and then you line it up and go to town. The pussy fucking part is just a loop of the same three frames with a wet sound effect that sounds like someone stirring mac and cheese. It's not good. But I kept clicking. You know how it is when you're bored at work and you just need something dumb to do with your left hand while your right hand holds a coffee.

I do wish there was more to it. Like maybe a mode where Haruhi gets involved more directly, or where Mikuru fights back for once. That would be something. The game just ends after you finish inside her, screen fades to black, and you're left staring at your own reflection in the monitor wondering why you're like this. Also the audio is way too loud, I had to turn my volume down to 10% and it still sounded like a hentai convention in my cubicle. No idea who made this but they definitely had a thing for Mikuru's cowlick. That little hair antenna bounces the whole time. It's hypnotic. Anyway, if you're into old school flash smut and don't mind jank, this is a solid five minutes of clicking. Not a masterpiece, but it gets the job done.