This thing is like somebody got horny watching late night cartoons and then actually followed through. You start as this future version of Stewie, but taller, more smug, and honestly kind of a perv, going back in time to figure out why he almost died. That sounds serious, right? It really isn’t. Half the time you’re “investigating the timeline” and the other half you’re peeking through doors, checking out Lois in tight clothes, or catching Meg in those moments the TV show never shows. It feels weird at first, because the characters look familiar, move familiar, talk kinda familiar, but then Lois is suddenly talking about how bored she is as a housewife and you’re just sitting there thinking: yeah, I know where this is going. I started clicking around like an idiot, missing half of the dialogue, but after a while it clicked and I was actually planning my choices, trying to corrupt everybody a bit more every loop. One time I triggered this scene where Lois bends over in the kitchen and the camera just stays right there, low angle, full focus on her ass, and the “plot” is still going in the background like nothing is wrong. That was the moment I knew the game understood its job.

The game really leans into that POV feeling. You’re watching Lois give a blowjob while she keeps glancing up like she knows she shouldn’t be doing this with you, but you both ignore it. Or Meg, who starts off with that usual “no one likes me” attitude, then you push her just enough and suddenly she’s doing this super awkward handjob while trying to sound confident. It’s messy and hot at same time, kind of like teen sex actually is. Sometimes the humor hits harder than the porn, like when you’re caught spying around the house and instead of a game over you just get roasted like in the actual show. Then another scene will go full throttle into female domination and Lois is just using you like a living toy, straddling you, big tits in your face, talking about how she deserves “a real man in this family” and it lowkey hits that corruption kink way better than I expected. There’s a footjob scene too where you’re lying on the bed, camera right at cock level, and she’s smirking while rubbing her soles over you like she’s just bored doing chores. I hated how long the buildup was to reach that one, but when I finally saw her painted toes pressed around my shaft I just forgot I was annoyed. The voyeurism parts are great and also frustrating, like you’re almost part of the family but always just watching from behind a door, hearing the creak of the floor and praying no one catches you. I kept telling myself I’d only try one more route, then suddenly I was replaying the same day to see if I could push Lois from “flirty neighbor vibes” into full-on romance and vaginal sex in the same run. Could complain about some pacing, some scenes feeling like they blueball you on purpose, but honestly, when you’re staring at a redhead milf with a big ass riding you while still cracking jokes that sound straight out of a parody episode, that stuff kinda fades from your mind.

This thing is basically a horny fairy tale that got drunk and forgot it was supposed to be heroic. You’re “the brave adventurer” on paper, but most of the time I felt like some idiot with a boner wandering around a forest trying not to die to a slime with tits. The goal sounds so classic: kill the monster in the woods, get a pile of gold, then blow it on gifts for the stacked Hooters girls back in town so they finally stop calling you “buddy” and start calling you something filthier. In practice, it’s more like: try to look cool, misclick, end up face first in a pair of cartoon tits, panic, then click through the scene three times just to “check the animation quality” again. For science.

The combat is turn based, but not in that super dry way where you stare at numbers forever. It’s pretty simple: hit thing, don’t die, maybe use some skill that you totally forget exists half the time because a MILF barmaid is still stuck in your brain from earlier. Sometimes I was trying to focus on stats and all I could think about was “ok if I don’t screw this fight, I can buy that shiny necklace and maybe she’ll let me suck on those ridiculous boobs again.” And yeah, the girls here are built like some teenage fantasy that never heard of gravity: big tits, big asses, big everything. They jiggle a lot, with little animated loops that keep playing and you tell yourself you’re only watching to see the “art details” but you know damn well what you’re doing. There’s teasing everywhere too, like the game just likes to edge you. A waitress brushing her tits on your arm and then walking off like nothing happened, a busty mage pushing your face “by accident” into her cleavage when she heals you. At one point I legit misread a dialogue and thought I was choosing something romantic, but it turned into full on tits sucking scene, with her grabbing your head and talking all smug, and suddenly the heroic soundtrack in my head was gone, replaced by “how did I get here and why is this kind of perfect.”

It pretends to be a noble fantasy adventure, but the town basically runs on horny energy. You beat monsters, they drop loot, you bring that back so you can buy goofy, half-useless gifts that somehow unlock dirtier stuff with the girls. One Hooters chick pretends she’s all shy, but give her the right shiny thing and next second she’s grinding on your lap, hand on your dick, whispering something about “thanking her favorite customer” while you just mash through dialogue because the CG is doing all the talking. Another time I tried to play “good guy” and not touch the barmaid’s ass when the prompt came up. I was proud for like three seconds, then the next event she just straight up grabs your crotch under the table and goes “you’re too slow, hero” and I felt both owned and turned on. The monsters are weirdly sexy sometimes too, like they’re 80% threat and 20% “if I lose this fight, I’m probably getting jerked off by a plant or something.” I sort of wish the sandbox part was bigger, like more weird side stuff and stupid ways to blow money, but also I know if they add more, I’ll just forget the main quest forever and live in the bar, grinding battles only so I can keep “gifting” my way into more groping scenes. Not gonna lie, half the time I closed Chrome after a “boss fight” in town instead of in the forest. And yeah, the story pretends it’s about slaying the beast, but after a while it feels like the real monster you’re fighting is your own self control every time another big titty NPC leans in and asks if you “wanna see a special move.”

Red walks into this dead-ass desert town thinking he’s just gonna fix some shitty motel and collect his money. Simple job, easy cash, right? Then the place starts breathing around him. The rooms feel too quiet, the neon buzz sounds like someone whispering behind the walls, and every local looks at him like they already know where his body will be buried. The motel is a wreck, but it’s also weirdly alive. Doors that should be locked click open at the wrong time, showers start by themselves, and when the wind hits that old sign, it sounds almost like someone laughing. Not the funny kind. The kind that makes your neck feel cold. And in the middle of all that, Red is still this horny bastard, trying to keep his dick in his pants while half the cast walks around with asses that don’t quit and tits that should be illegal in a place this empty.

The game takes its time, which I fucking love. It’s not one of those “five clicks and you’re already fucking everyone” things. You wander around this crappy motel yard, peek through windows when you probably shouldn’t, click on stuff that doesn’t look important and suddenly there’s a scene that feels like you just walked in on something personal. Sometimes it’s funny, like the twins arguing over who gets the bigger room, calling each other names while wearing shorts that absolutely do not count as clothes. Sometimes it’s messed up, like catching someone crying in the shower and then noticing she’s got bruises that don’t match the story she tells you. Sex here doesn’t feel thrown in. It kind of creeps in slowly, like the desert heat. You start with a little innocent flirting, some stupid jokes, a drink in the empty motel bar, then next thing, you’ve got a milf with a huge ass grinding on your lap in a chair that squeaks like it might break, and she’s whispering that she hasn’t been touched right in years. And you know she’s lying, but you don’t care. I like how some scenes feel almost too real, like that one where you help a woman “test” a bed in a dusty room, pretending to be professional, and then she starts bouncing on your cock and the headboard keeps banging the wall in this slow, ugly rhythm that sounds like someone knocking to be let out. There’s humor too, dark and stupid, like Red trying to talk all smooth while obviously being a total virgin with certain things, getting flustered when an older gilf just grabs his crotch and tells him to shut up and use it. It’s not polished, some transitions are rough, one sound loop pissed me off and I kept noticing the same background track cutting weirdly but then I forgot because I was too busy watching a trap character tease Red in the bathroom mirror, panties half down, smirking like they know something about the motel that you clearly don’t. The sandbox vibe lets you poke around, chase scenes in the order you feel like, even whore Red out if you want to see how far he’ll go for money, sending him into these nasty little prostitution deals that feel wrong and hot at the same time. It all feels like a long, dirty, slow story where the town itself is watching you, waiting for you to slip, and you kinda hope you do.

Edward, Erica and Diego feel like that one couple and their "friend" you always see at bars and you just know something filthy is going on behind the curtains. The game basically throws you into that vibe from the start and never pretends to be innocent. It’s not about grinding stats or picking the “correct” dialogue, it’s just you watching this guy slowly push himself into the kind of fantasy that most people only search in incognito tab. Erica starts as this sweet, curvy partner who clearly loves him, big tits squeezed into clothes that look like they’re about to lose the battle at any moment, then you start to notice how her glances toward Diego last a bit too long. And what surprised me, it’s not framed like some cartoonish “cheater bad” thing. The game really leans on that netorase feeling, where Edward is not just scared of losing her, he is turned on as hell by the danger and doesn’t fully admit it, even to himself. That messy mix of jealousy and arousal is the main kink here, more than “just” watching someone else pound your wife.

Since it’s kinetic, you’re basically strapped to the chair and forced to go along with the ride. No save-scumming to avoid the painful stuff. I kinda liked that, even if I cursed a bit when a scene went harder than I expected. Early on, there’s this moment where Edward suggests something “small”, just some teasing with Diego, almost like a couple testing the water. Erica’s cheeks go red, tits pushing against her bra, and she laughs it off, but then the next scene she’s dressed in a way that’s clearly for more than just her man’s eyes. That small shift is hot as fuck, but also really uncomfortable, which is kind of the point of this genre. The 3D models do a lot of heavy lifting with that too, the way her body language changes when Diego is around, like the curve of her back, how her ass sticks out a bit more when she leans in near him. There’s one scene in a hallway where nothing explicit actually happens, but the way Erica’s nipples are visibly hard under her top while Diego is talking, and Edward is just standing there pretending everything is normal, that made me more tense than some full-on sex scenes in other games. I just wish the game let me break the tension once in a while with a joke or a different route, but it simply doesn’t care what I want, it just keeps going deeper into the spiral.

The really nasty part, in a good way, is how Edward’s own thoughts betray him. He calls himself a “cuck” in his head and hates it, but then he imagines Erica on her knees in front of Diego and his cock twitches. If you’re poly or at least open to the idea, like me, this hits differently. It’s not about cheating, it’s about handing power away on purpose and watching what happens. At the same time, the story never turns into some healthy communication workshop, which annoyed me for about five minutes, then I realized, yeah, this is porn, not a relationship guide. Sometimes I wanted them to sit down, use an app like Feeld, talk about boundaries, use safe words, all the usual stuff, but Edward kind of drags everyone along with his half-admissions and dirty curiosity. You get scenes where Erica is clearly enjoying being admired by another man, Diego’s hands all over her huge ass, and Edward is jerking off in the corner or silently watching, pretending it’s “for her happiness”. It’s hot as hell, but also pathetic, and the game doesn’t try to protect him from that. That’s what I liked the most: you’re not some heroic protagonist, you’re just a horny guy who opened a door he can’t close again. And if that idea makes your stomach twist a bit while your dick gets hard, this story knows exactly where to press. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

You land in this game as a 19-year-old exchange student in Japan, and it honestly feels like someone smashed a cheesy school anime together with a really fucked up underground fetish club. At first it kinda tricks you. Classroom, regular lectures, little crush on Julie, your friend Jackson cracking dumb jokes, that whole “I’m too shy to confess” thing. Feels soft, almost wholesome. Then you start noticing small weird things. Ads for this company, “Love Dolls”, everywhere. Posters on the train, popups on your phone, some girl on TikTok showing off her “perfect doll boyfriend” like he is an iPhone. Except here the dolls are sex androids that listen to every order. Every. Order.

The game likes to tease you before it kicks you in the gut. You’re sitting with Julie on this stupidly normal café date, she’s talking about her missing sister and trying not to cry, and at the same time the camera keeps drifting down to her tits pressed against the table. That contrast hits kind of hard. One second you feel bad for her, next second you’re imagining her bent over a desk in a Love Dolls showroom, collar on her neck, drool on her lips, getting pounded so rough the chair squeaks. And the worst part is the story slowly makes that kind of scene feel normal. By the time you visit the company building, you already saw enough “light” stuff like groping in tight spaces, hand sliding under skirt on a crowded train, Julie pushing you away but not really meaning it, and it just escalates from there like a bad gacha pull.

When the dolls themselves show up, the game goes full-on corrupt fantasy. Those girls feel half human, half toy. Big tits that bounce like crazy, asses that jiggle when you slap them, eyes empty or scared depending on what mood the scene wants. Some scenes are just plain fun: you playing the dominant guy, ordering a doll to crawl under the table during some “serious” company meeting, her sucking you off while you try to keep a straight face, text messages from Jackson popping up on your phone about how he thinks something is off with the company while you’re literally balls deep in their product. Then other moments hit darker. Chained doll in a storage room, ass up, holes already gaped from previous use, you being told to “test” a new setting on the remote. Anal, vaginal, toys shoved in both, humiliation lines like “You’re just property now” whispered in her ear while she sobs and still orgasms because they tweaked her. It’s fucked, but the writing doesn’t blink.

What I liked is that the game doesn’t try to be “nice” about the male domination. If you go that route, you really go there. Slaves on leashes, group scenes with multiple dolls and maybe a girl you actually know mixed in, her not sure if she’s a victim or just turned on by being treated like one. There’s this one bunker-style room, cold metal, harsh white light, where you and some corporate guy “train” a new doll model. They tie her up, spreader bar on her legs, clamps on nipples, and you use her while the guy takes notes like some scientist reviewing a Discord bug report. It’s ridiculous, and also hot, and also a bit disgusting, and that combo kind of sticks in your head after closing Chrome. The only thing that annoyed me was how sometimes the game interrupts a really intense hardcore scene with a random info dump about the company or some clue about Vanessa. Like bro I’m elbow deep in this girl’s ass, don’t start talking about legal documents now.

If you’re into softer romance only, this will probably feel like you got tricked by a “wholesome anime girl” thumbnail on YouTube and ended up watching the director’s cut of a BDSM porn shoot. But if your brain is already used to switching from vanilla kissing to choking and spit in two seconds, then the mix of school setting, missing sister mystery, and total pornified domination will actually make sense in a really broken way. You start the game as a nervous student. Some routes turn you into the kind of guy who looks at a crying girl and thinks “she’d look better gagged and on her knees”. And the game just lets you. No lesson. No moral. Just control, flesh, and these dolls that maybe aren’t really dolls at all.

Jamie is the kind of guy who thinks “one more match” is a personality, not a bad habit. While he’s glued to his screen, mashing buttons and ignoring notifications, his girlfriend Kim is out there getting lonelier, hornier, and more pissed off without even fully knowing why. The game drops you right in that slow-motion train wreck of a relationship, and it doesn’t pretend anyone here is a saint. Kim wants attention, affection, someone to actually look at her instead of a loading screen. Jamie wants to grind, not her. Then William shows up at their school, a little too charming, a little too smooth, and suddenly all that “loyal girlfriend” energy starts bending in ugly, really hot ways. It’s not subtle. It’s not even trying to be. One minute you’re watching a girl try to keep her thighs together on a crowded train while a stranger’s hand creeps higher, the next you’re staring at an internal cumshot on your phone screen like a pervert in a bus stop.

What I liked is how it doesn’t treat cheating like some dramatic moral essay. It feels more like watching messages on Discord pile up while you alt‑tab between porn and a ranked match. You jump between different points of view, sometimes inside Kim’s head when she’s touching herself in the shower replaying something she knows she shouldn’t enjoy, sometimes in Jamie’s, who thinks he’s still the “good guy” because technically he hasn’t stuck his dick anywhere new yet. Sometimes you’re with a trap character who looks softer and more feminine than half the girls in the story and still gets pounded like he’s made for it. There are futa and trans bodies in here too, and the game doesn’t pause and give a speech about it, they just join the filth: school toilets, empty classrooms, a cramped storage room with cum dripping down a dark thigh while someone tries to keep quiet because class is right next door. Interracial scenes slide in without big flags, male domination goes from light teasing to straight-up harassment pretty fast, and the art likes to linger on big tits getting squeezed in public where no one “notices.” I wish the sound effects for wet noises weren’t so loud on mobile though, I almost blasted anal slurps on full volume in front of some guy on the metro and I’m still annoyed about that. There is no real choice system since it’s just clicking through, which kinda sucks because I kept wanting to stop Kim before she bends over a teacher’s desk again, but then she’s getting a creampie from someone she should absolutely not be naked with, and you’re staring at a cross‑section view of her insides swallowing it. The game acts like it’s about a couple falling apart because of gaming, but it secretly just wants to corrupt everyone and drag them into messy, gay, straight, whatever‑as‑long‑as‑it’s-wrong sex, and somehow that feels more honest than half the “pure love” stories out there.

You wake up in a new sleeve that feels almost right, but not quite. Body’s there, dick’s there, nerves are firing, but your brain keeps glitching like a porn video with shitty buffering. You’re lying on this med-bench inside a ship that looks like someone mashed a hospital with a back-alley club: neon strips humming, cables hanging around, soft blue light on stainless metal. Everything looks clean and dirty at the same time. You can feel the ship vibrating in the background, like a low heartbeat, and over you is this crew you half-remember. Or maybe you remember them too well. The captain’s leaning over your chest, short hair shaved on one side, bright toxic green on the other. Big tits straining under some half-zipped combat suit that’s way too tight to be standard issue, with a fat bulge sitting between her thighs that your corrupted brain insists on focusing on. She’s calm but you can see it in her eyes that she’s scared shitless you’ll flatline. And then, instead of a defib, her answer is to wrap her hand around you and say they have to keep your pulse up, no matter what. Not “save you”, literally keep that heart pounding while your backup upload finishes syncing. Medical procedure, she calls it. Total bullshit, you love it.

The game keeps pretending it’s all medical. Every time your heart rate dips, someone else steps in. You feel fingers digging into your chest, nails scratching around your nipples, then sliding down your stomach like they’re tracing some invisible UI. There’s this one scene where your vision is glitching in and out, and suddenly there’s a towering engineer with purple hair pulled into a messy knot, heavy breasts bouncing inside a transparent mesh top that is absolutely not regulation, and she just climbs on top of you like you’re a docking port. You hear her muttering that the sedation dose was too high, that your brain is fragmenting, but her hips start grinding and she’s stroking her own thick cock against your stomach while she lines you up inside her. Or him. Both. Futanari in this game feel less like a fetish checkbox and more like, yeah, this is how people come out in this kind of future. Custom bodies, custom cocks, custom tits, nothing subtle. One girl has a body mod that lets her tighten specific muscles around you on command, and when she hits you with that while she’s riding you, your in-game heart monitor goes insane, this sharp digital beeping as the UI pulses red, and I swear my actual heart was trying to sync to it. I kinda hated that the dialog box popped up right there and blocked half her face. Like, let me suffer in peace, you know?

There’s this neat little customization bit at the start where the med AI walks you through “stabilizing your new sleeve”, which is just a flimsy excuse to pick your body setup. You tweak dick size, muscle tone, some cyber mods, and it changes how the crew talks to you later. I went full regular guy with a thick dick, no crazy chrome, and the captain kept mocking me for being “old-school meat” while still grabbing my cock with both hands like it was the only thing keeping the ship powered. If you switch to more cybered-up options, some scenes play a bit different. One futa mechanic plugs a cable into a port near your spine, rides you bare, and you see little HUD readouts flickering every time she clenches around you, like she’s monitoring your vitals through her pussy. The way they show groping is very tactile: hands ghosting under armor, pressing into soft flesh, fingers just digging into those ridiculous asses. Sometimes your vision shakes when they slam down on you and the environment blurs in this cheap 2D way that actually looks hotter because it’s rough. Sound is half of why it works. Moans are all breathy and a bit too close, like they’re right in your ear, mixed with the constant low hum of the ship and this faint synth track that never tries to be epic. Just a lazy, horny loop that sits under everything while you’re getting jerked back to life, literally. I kinda wished there was one quiet moment to just stare at them in normal lighting, but no, it’s all clinical neon and sweat and someone yelling that your pulse is dropping while they shove your cock between their tits again. And somehow that works better. Even when the text boxes typo something and you’re staring at “keep him consicous” while a blue-haired dom with a thick shaft is making you see static. It fits this broken future vibe where nothing is really stable, except big tits in your face and a crew that refuses to let you die without emptying themselves all over your half-uploaded body.

You land in this weird mix of Hogwarts, porn hub search history and some shady medical drama. Whole place is this high-class magic academy where everyone pretends they care about lessons, but you’re basically the only one doing real “practical work”. There’s a virus going around, and somehow the cure looks a lot like you touching hot witches in all the wrong places. Totally scientific, of course.

You play as the new doctor, or healer, or whatever title helps them sleep at night. Old one died, which the game just drops on you like “yeah anyway, here’s a stacked redhead with half her robe open”. Your day is walking around the school, taking “patients” to your office, massaging them, checking their body for “symptoms”, lifting skirts to see if some strange mark spread to their thighs, then pretending you’re very serious about it. It starts tame, like rubbing shoulders and back, and suddenly you’re pulling the robe down, oil on tits, the girl moaning that it tingles because of magic. Sure. Magic.

They really go ham on the academy vibe. Long hallways, class rooms, training yards, secret passages. You stalk around as the only sane person while horny witches bend over bookshelves or stretch in poses no teacher would allow in a normal school. There’s this one scene where a girl says she’s scared of the virus and wants a “full body check”, and she just walks to the window, opens her robe, lets the moon hit her skin and tells you to touch everywhere. You can just stand there and stare like a creep for a bit, camera sliding around her body, and nothing forces you to hurry. That voyeur stuff is strong here. I kinda hated how slow the walking is, by the way. You drag your ass across the corridors like your shoes are made of glue and then forget where you were going.

What surprised me is how much they lean into training and management on top of all the erotic stuff. You don’t only fuck around, you’re also planning schedules, checking who already got the suppressor, upgrading your gear and your magic tricks so you can use more “advanced procedures” in the sessions. Stats go up, resistance goes down. The way you choose dialogs and treatments actually changes how fast girls trust you, which then changes what positions they will accept and how bold they get in public. Like, one girl starts as this shy nerd, tight uniform, always holding her books to her chest, and after a few visits and some risky “let me test a new spell while I rub here” moments, she’s the one pressing her tits against the window during lessons and asking you if getting fucked in the infirmary counts as therapy. Or there’s the cosplay thing, where students pretend to be normal nurses or maids inside a magic academy, which lowkey makes zero sense, but looks hot so who cares. Half the fun is unlocking new outfits just to see them break the school rules in them. You cure a deadly virus by massaging big tits, fingering witches in your office and banging them on your examination table while the world outside apparently falls apart. Honestly, mood.

There is this pirate game where I keep telling myself “ok, just one more scene, then I go wash the dishes” and then the washing never happens. You start on this ship with a captain who has zero shame and way too much swagger, and in like five clicks everybody’s boobs start to be the main topic of conversation. Not in a “classy erotic novel” way, more like horny idiots on a tropical boat arguing about who is going to get the bigger tits next. I’m on Android Chrome with one ear open for kids in the hallway, trying to read dialogue about magic boob potions and “expansion rituals” while pretending I’m just scrolling Facebook. Multitasking peak.

The fun part is how quickly “normal pirate adventure” turns into “how big can we make her chest before physics cries.” There’s this early choice where Ruby is bargaining over treasure, and instead of taking gold you can push her into trying some weird island brew. I clicked that, of course. Next scene, she walks back on deck with her shirt about two seconds from exploding, acting like everything is fine while the crew is just staring like “captain, what the fuck happened to your chest.” I laughed, then had to alt-tab because a kid yelled “MOM WHERE IS MY SOCK.” Coming back to the game and seeing her trying to give serious orders with giant wobbling boobs was honestly way better than it had any right to be. And the dev clearly enjoys pushing it too far. Boobs go from “big” to “ok, this is a safety hazard” pretty fast. Sometimes they grow again mid-dialogue and I just start giggling like an idiot because the ship is supposed to be in danger and all I can see is titty physics going on strike. The transformations are treated as jokes half the time, but there is also this almost smug erotic vibe, like the game knows exactly why you’re still clicking instead of folding laundry. There’s a scene on the island where one of the girls gets a “blessing” from some dumb magic idol, and I actually muttered “oh shit” out loud when her chest jumps a couple of sizes between two frames. Totally over the top, totally worked on me.

What I didn’t expect was how often the story makes you choose who gets the next “upgrade.” You’re in the middle of what should be a normal pirate problem, like being chased or searching a cave, and suddenly the option pops: do you pump up Ruby more, or let the other girl catch up, or save it for later. It’s kind of evil, because I sit there thinking like a horny accountant about optimal boob distribution. Sometimes I regret it. There’s one moment where I cranked Ruby way too far, then a sex scene triggers on the ship railing and she’s basically smothering this poor dude and I’m like, yeah, I did this, my bad. Still enjoyed it. The humor leans very dumb, very dirty, which fits. Lots of boob jokes, butt shots, pirates being idiots, the kind of lines that would sound terrible in a serious story but here they made me snort-laugh while trying not to wake anybody up. I wish there was a bit more focus on the ass too, to be honest, since the camera sometimes teases it and then runs back to the chest like an addict. But whatever, I came for the boob expansion and the game just keeps feeding that kink nonstop with silly pirate nonsense, bad puns, and girls whose shirts gave up a long time ago.