Christmas porn games usually feel like someone slapped a Santa hat on a generic blowjob and called it “festive”. This one actually leans into the dumbness of the idea and just runs with it. You’re this dude who planned a hot Xmas night with Ariana, big tits, big ass, the whole “I finally have the house to myself” fantasy. Pornhub brain, basically. Then you screw it up with a new job shift and leave her alone, sexually charged as hell, brain still stuck on that one time she got wrecked by a big black cock and can’t stop replaying it. The game doesn’t treat that like some dramatic heartbreak, it treats it like what it is: she’s horny and frustrated and her loyalty is hanging by a thread. That whole tension of “I love him but also I want that massive dick again” is where the fun sits. It’s not subtle. It’s not trying to be.

What really works is how it plays with voyeur stuff without turning you magically invisible or some dumb anime crap. You’re technically the male protagonist, but a lot of the time you feel like this ghost in your own house, watching your own Christmas fantasy hijacked in front of you. Ariana in her cute Christmas outfit, texting you “it’s ok, we’ll have our special night later” while she’s clearly already dripping and thinking about someone else. And then Santa shows up. Not Coca-Cola Santa. More like “Christmas homewrecker with a sack full of dick” Santa. The game kind of treats him like a mix of urban legend and porn meme. He shows up because he needs to “restore his energy” to save Xmas, and of course the only way is through Ariana’s mouth, pussy, whatever she’s willing to offer. The way she goes from polite girl trying to be faithful to straight up worshiping that cock, trying to take it all, gagging on it, then acting shocked at how much she loves it again, is way more believable than most NTR games on F95 that pretend the girl is “hypnotized” or drugged. Here she knows exactly what she’s doing, feels guilty, and still does it. The creampie scene hits harder because of that. It feels like an actual betrayal, not a magic spell excuse. The mystery angle around “was this really Santa or some fucked up part of the Nightshine universe messing with her” just stays hanging and I kind of like that it never gets properly cleaned up. By the time she’s taking that interracial pounding and clearly preferring it to whatever her boyfriend would do, Christmas is basically ruined and saved at the same time. Which, honestly, is the most accurate adult version of a holiday story I’ve seen in a while.

Veiled Sojourns – No Refunds feels like someone mashed Pornhub search history with those awkward late-night trips to Walgreens when you really don’t wanna see anyone you know. Whole game stuck inside this 24/7 pharmacy, and somehow that tiny space is filthier than half the stuff on DLsite. You’re not “saving the world”, you’re just watching this crew of overworked, horny pharmacy staff solve medical problems with porn logic. Guy comes in with a “circulation issue”? Yeah, sure, that gets handled with a blowjob and some very questionable “clinical tests”. There’s this calm, straight-faced tone to everything, like they’re talking about blood pressure when what’s actually happening is: cock out, tits out, dignity gone. Reminded me of messaging a doctor on the Babylon Health or Teladoc app, except instead of “increase your fluids” it’s more “bend over the counter and we’ll see if your ass is still responsive.”

I like that it’s kinetic, no choices, no “pick the right route to unlock titty”. You just sit there and let it happen to you. Makes it feel more like you’re trapped in the night shift with them, watching everything, sometimes uncomfortably long. One scene with a regular customer who pretends he’s embarrassed about buying condoms, and Sina turns it into this teasing roleplay that goes way too far, like she’s offering “demo use” to make sure the fit is correct. It keeps that cheap hentai logic where every solution is “sexual contact fixes it”, but the writing is weirdly sharp about work life. People complaining about overtime, broken barcode scanner, stock lists, all while someone’s cock is pressing against the storeroom door. There’s this bit with the receipt printer bugging out during a blowjob in the back, and she’s trying to finish him before the system times out. That tiny stupid detail stuck in my brain more than the actual cum shot.

Not everything hits. The boobs are big, the cocks are big, the asses are big, after a while my brain was like “ok I get it, everyone’s built like a hentai thumbnail”. I kinda wish there was at least one scrawny dude or flat girl just to break the pattern, but I know it won’t happen, this thing knows its fetish and stays in that lane like a truck driver high on Red Bull. The humor sometimes slips into that Reddit banter vibe, like someone watched too many TikToks, then right after that you get a scene where a shy customer asks for sleep meds and basically gets fucked tired instead and I’m like, alright, never mind, I’m here for this. They never bother to over-explain the medical excuses either, they just throw a quick “side effect” line and jump straight to cock worship. At one point a girl complains about back pain from lifting boxes, and instead of ergonomic advice we get her coworker testing “muscle tension” by pushing her face into the counter and pulling her panties down. I was annoyed the little label on the box in the background was misspelled and I kept staring at it, completely pulled out of the moment, but then her tits smashed on the cold counter and there’s this tiny dialogue about the chill on her nipples and my brain just… forgot to stay mad. It’s clumsy, horny, way too honest about how boring work can be until suddenly it’s not, like when you’re sleepy scrolling on the NHS app and then end up on Pornhub without even noticing how you got there.

Game feels like that moment when you unzip in a hot shower and the steam just hits your face. Not pretty, not classy, just pure “yeah this is what I came for”. You’re this dude in a seaside apartment, fake romantic, like one of those Instagram ads for “romantic getaway” except instead of champagne you basically bring your dick. New girlfriend, thick as fuck, big ass spilling over the edge of the couch when she sits, soft tummy under the swimsuit, and then her daughter wandering around the place like temptation with legs. Redhead, pale skin, freckles, tits that don’t even fit right in the bikini. Classic porn brain setup. I saw the preview and instantly thought “ok I’m gonna sink way too much money into this gacha” and yep, I did. No regrets, except a few, but they got drowned somewhere between the second and third cumshot scene.

The best pull I had was this lewd beach scene. You know the type: sunset, fake classy music, everybody pretending this is “romantic” when the camera is basically shoving your face in her cleavage. They do this POV angle where she straddles you on a beach chair, her swimsuit digging into her fat thighs, tits bouncing everywhere, and you can just barely see the daughter walking in the background, pretending not to stare. That mix of wholesome and “I’m absolutely going to fuck both of you if the dev lets me” is wild. I burned like 40 rolls trying to unlock the alternate swimsuit with the sideboob cut. The gacha UI is jank as hell by the way, looks like someone built it in an afternoon on an old laptop while jerking off, but when that rare scene card pops and you see the little preview of her pressed against the balcony window, nipples hard against the glass while neighbors could totally see her, all that rage just disappears. Or at least gets pushed under the horny carpet. The weird part, though, is the pacing. Sometimes the game spends way too long on tiny stuff, like watching her try to pull the straps over her tits and failing three times, while other times it skips the one thing I wanted: I never got a good slow undress of the daughter, just hard cut from shy chat to her sitting there in a tight bikini. I’m still salty about the lighting in one of the shower scenes too, the water looks fine, but there’s this one flicker in the corner of the screen that made me think my phone was dying and I kept pausing like an idiot and then forgetting what I paused for. But the way the camera hugs those curves when the milf leans over the kitchen counter, ass basically swallowing the fabric, thong lost in between, that almost makes me forgive everything. Almost.

What actually hooked me long term was the whole fake “family vacation” vibe that slowly turns into “every room in this apartment smells like sex”. You start with simple stuff like sunscreen rubbing on the beach, her moaning just a bit too much when your hands go under the strap, and the daughter pretending to scroll TikTok while her eyes are glued to how your fingers slide under her mom’s bikini bottom. Later there’s this balcony scene at night, city lights far away, ocean sound looping a bit too short, where the milf climbs into your lap and rides you facing out, her big tits bouncing as she puts on this heavy breathing “I’m trying to be quiet” act. Meanwhile you keep catching reflections of yourself in the glass, that proper POV feel, and you know anyone in the building opposite could see her fat ass slamming down. I got a UR card where both of them end up in bed, the mom cuddling you while the daughter is on her knees near the edge, your cock in her mouth and the milf just stroking your chest like this is the most normal thing in the world. It took me way too many reloads and some cursed Google Opinion Rewards grinding to get that one and honestly it’s filthy in a good way, like classic browser porn energy with a slightly nicer coat of paint. It still feels rough in spots, some transitions are sharp, some lines of dialog read like they were machine translated twice and then drunk edited, but that almost makes it better. It’s like the dev was horny first, writer second, programmer third, which is exactly the order my dick respects. I keep telling myself “ok, no more pulls, you saw enough big tits on this beach” and then they tease one more swimsuit variant with her belly poking out and I’m back hitting confirm like a clown.

You start as this baby succubus who looks like she should still be learning multiplication tables, except no, she’s out here weaponizing tits and mind tricks on half the city. The game doesn’t even pretend to justify anything, it just shoves you into a dorm and goes “yeah, your hunger is basically horny mana, go fix it.” I kinda like that, actually. No huge lore dump, just: seduce girls, drain them, don’t explode. The supernatural stuff is treated like having a slightly annoying allergy. One minute you’re chatting, next minute you’re accidentally melting some shy girl’s resistance because you clicked the wrong teasing option and suddenly she’s offering to “help you relax” under the table. My bad, I guess.

The harem angle creeps up slowly instead of screaming in your face. At first it’s one girl, then two, then you realize the game is quietly keeping track of who you corrupted, who you blackmailed with that dumb “I caught you masturbating in the bathroom” scene, and who you just seduced fair and square. And yeah, there’s actual romance stuff buried under all the porn. You can be weirdly sweet with some of them, then turn around and slap another girl’s ass red while she calls you mistress. Or master. The game can’t decide half the time, which is funny in a scuffed way. The sandbox structure kinda encourages you to just wander, poke at events, spam point and click on places, then suddenly you hit a scene where a milf teacher is giving you private “discipline” lessons and you’re thinking: cool, I just wanted to grab some in-game cash, not ride her face. But here we are.

Sex scenes swing from goofy to pretty intense. You get your usual progression: oral, handjobs, titfucks on girls who clearly were built with “big ass, big tits, bigger issues” in mind, then it escalates into public stuff and humiliation where you’re forcing a girl to masturbate in a place she really shouldn’t, while other students almost catch her. Sometimes you’re in control, sometimes they pin you down and sit on your face until your superpowers fizzle. There’s lesbian threesomes where everyone’s limbs are going somewhere and the POV forgets what angle it was using five seconds ago, but it kinda fits the chaos. Toys show up too, casually, like “hey here’s a vibrator we’re totally using on your roommate while she pretends she doesn’t like anal.” The corruption feels gradual enough that when a formerly wholesome girl is begging for your cum inside her and grinding on your strap, it doesn’t feel random, just wrong in a satisfying “yeah, I did that” way. And the art has this AI-generated vibe where sometimes a hand is a bit weird or a face is too perfect, but honestly, when a succubus is sucking a girl’s soul out through her pussy and creampie dripping out after, I’m not pausing to count fingers. I kinda wish the game respected my free time more, but it won’t, and I’ll still click everything anyway.

Shut-in main character, cosmic horror roommate, and a dumb board game obsession. That’s the core vibe here, and it weirdly works. You’ve got this guy who basically gave up on real life, stuck in some cramped Japanese apartment, and instead of asking a calamity-class goddess for power, money, or to fix his pathetic existence, he just wants someone to play with. Literally play, as in tabletop and little idle minigames, not just “play” in the porn sense. Which is funny, because the porn sense shows up anyway, and it hits harder because of how off-beat everything around it feels. Ain shows up as this Outer God who looks more like a hot monster girl streamer than some Lovecraft thing: big tits, big ass, casual voice that bounces between “I will erase your species” and “you’re cute when you panic.” She walks around the room like she owns it, puts her feet on the table, teases you for being a virgin, then asks if you want to try a new game mode while she presses those same feet on your cock. The footjob scene connects to her dominance in a way porn games usually pretend to understand but don’t. Here she makes you count your turns while she strokes you with her toes, and if you fuck up the QTE she mocks you for “losing to a board square.” It’s stupid and hot at the same time.

What really got me is that the comedy is actually… messy. Not refined, not perfectly timed, but more like that Discord call where people talk over each other and one person keeps making horny jokes. Ain trash talks like some League player who discovered she can drop a planet on you. Sometimes she’s affectionate and calls you “my little mortal” and then right after treat you like a toy, sitting on your face while casually explaining cosmic geometry. The romance is in there, but not clean. You can feel she cares, then she turns it into a joke, then the game throws a lewd scene where she rides you while pretending she’s “granting you a useless wish” and you’re just lying there, absolutely not complaining. Except I am going to complain that the censorship is annoying. It’s the classic Japanese white-out, which makes no sense for a literal calamity goddess who talks about swallowing your soul through your dick. Like, if she can rewrite reality, why can’t she rewrite mosaic law? And I won’t get over that. Also the idle mechanics are weirdly addictive, watching the little meters fill as Ain lounges around, humming in that soft voice, sometimes whispering into your ear that she knows every dirty thought you have while the game just pretends this is a normal “daily life” loop. The oral scene where she kneels between your legs, looks up with those inhuman eyes, and calmly explains the probability of your heart stopping while she slowly takes you in, is way more intimate than it has any right to be, then suddenly she cracks a joke about “achieving creampie ending speedrun” and you’re laughing and cumming at the same time. It feels like playing a shitpost that accidentally developed feelings, wrapped around this controlling, playful goddess roommate who will absolutely ruin you and then ask if you want to continue the board game.

This one feels like the horny daydream you have on the train, when you stare out the window, pretend you’re a responsible adult, and then your brain instantly goes back to that one older woman who said “good morning” in a way that sounded a little too warm. The game just leans fully into that vibe. You’re this young guy, technically “early adulthood”, but honestly he feels like a kid playing at being grown up, wandering around his days while every second woman around him has that soft, dangerous, I‑could-ruin-your-life body. Thick hips, big ass that fills the frame, breasts that sit in those tight tops like they’re about to spill out the sides, not even pretending to be realistic. As a lingerie designer I was looking at half the outfits thinking, yeah, that bra would collapse in ten minutes, but also, I kind of want to make it in real life just to see someone try.

The story sticks to a school environment a lot, which is funny because most of the women absolutely don’t look like they belong in a school. They look like they belong in a perfume campaign, if the perfume was named “Bad Decisions”. You watch him move through corridors, classrooms, after-hours halls that are too empty and too quiet, and every interaction has this slow burn tease. There’s so much groping that pretends to be “accidental”, fingers brushing under a blouse when he’s “helping” with something, his hand staying on her waist for one heartbeat too long. A scene made me pause my browser and just stare: he’s behind this older woman in a pencil skirt, and the camera sits low, almost at thigh level, skirt hugging every curve, and he’s clearly trying not to stare but the shot just stays there, like the game is saying, no, you’re going to look. As underwear inspiration, that moment’s gold. You see exactly where the lace should stop on the thigh. You feel how tight the panties needs to be so it creates that small dip at the hip.

When it finally gets explicit it doesn’t pretend to be subtle. There’s oral where she sinks to her knees in this lazy, slow way, lips wet, lipstick slightly smudged like she’s been touching her mouth without noticing. They actually linger on the tongue sliding around the shaft instead of rushing to the end, and the lighting picks up the saliva in this glossy way that reminded me of lip gloss ads I save to my Pinterest. Then later you get vaginal scenes that feel like fantasies stacked on fantasies: big tits pressed against the desk, her moaning into her own arm while he pounds her from behind, ass jiggling so much it almost breaks the illusion of “serious story”. There’s a lot of masturbation too, mostly him, alone in his room, jerking it to memories of the day, and I loved that they didn’t always show a perfect angle. Sometimes it looks slightly awkward, like a real guy hunched over his phone watching a clip too close to the screen. My favorite detail: the lingerie on the women is totally wrong technically, but so horny in spirit. Thin straps biting into soft flesh, see-through cups that show nipple outline perfectly, panties riding high over the hipbones. Any real bra would fail, but here, it works, because it’s pure fantasy. The only thing that annoyed me is one of the outfits had this tiny ribbon bow placed in the weirdest spot on the panties and now it lives in my head and I hate it and I kind of want it. The story itself just goes in a straight line, no choices, no weird branching, like you’re stuck riding this one long, dirty daydream he’s having about growing up, except “growing up” here just means finding more ways to get his hands and mouth and cock on every soft, older body around him.

Your old man dies, drops this insane bomb on you about some demon sleeping under your skin, and then just leaves you with a house full of hot, very not-okay-to-touch women who still hug you like you’re the good boy of the family. That’s pretty much the mood here. You load in as this regular dude who suddenly starts feeling something ugly and hungry moving inside him, every time his mom bends over in the kitchen or his sister leans on him a bit too long. The game doesn’t pretend it’s wholesome, it doesn’t even try. It leans into that forbidden, awkward, “I really shouldn’t be thinking this but I am already hard” territory immediately, and keeps poking it. The tension is half family drama, half “how far can I push before everything breaks and I stop caring about their feelings at all.”

What I really liked is how the corruption doesn’t feel like a magic on/off switch. You’re not instantly some demon king with a harem of mindless dolls. At first you’re just a guy who stares too long at his mom’s tits and gets caught, or “accidentally” brushes his hand over his sister’s ass when you squeeze past her in a narrow hallway. Tiny shit, but the game treats those small moments as big. There’s this one scene where you’re helping your mom reach some stuff and your hand is on her waist, then the demon inside basically whispers “lower” and if you listen, your hand slides over that thick ass. She jumps, blushes, kind of scolds you, but you see that tiny crack where shame and curiosity mix. That one second hits harder than some full-on sex scenes in other games. And then later, when the corruption starts kicking, you can go back to similar moments and see how her reactions twist, little by little, from “don’t do that” to “don’t stop” and finally to “why didn’t you do more.”

The fantasy part sneaks in slowly. It’s not some orc gangbang or slime girl town right away; the real monster early on is you. The demon is more like a voice that doesn’t care about human morals, it just wants you to take what you want, and it gives you flashes of power to help with that. You get these choices that look innocent, like comforting your sister after a nightmare, and if you let the demon push, that comfort turns into groping under the blanket while she’s confused and scared but also aroused. It’s fucked up, but the game knows it’s fucked up and doesn’t cover it with fake romance lines. Later, actual monsters show up and honestly I kind of didn’t care, I wanted to keep messing with the family instead of chasing some tentacle beast in the forest. But the fantasy bits do let the corruption feel larger, like you’re part of something older and nastier than just one broken household. Also, the mom’s ass is huge in a way that almost breaks realism, and as a realism nerd I should hate it, but when the main guy finally just grabs both cheeks with both hands and uses the demon’s power to hold her in place while she whimpers into a pillow, I just stopped pretending I cared. I only wish the game didn’t try to pretend the protagonist still has a conscience after that, but it keeps giving him these half-guilty thoughts that don’t really match the shit he’s doing. It’s messy, horny, a bit all over the place, and that’s exactly why it works.

First impression? It feels like some horny dev looked at all the “whale bait” in mobile gacha, ripped out the microtransactions, and replaced them with pure fanservice on an island where clothes basically just give up and die. You arrive on this “cheap paradise” with your landlady, and the game just quietly points at the nudist rule and goes, “Yeah, that’s the whole thing, good luck keeping eye contact.” It starts slow, which I kinda liked. First morning you wake up, shuffle out half-asleep, and she’s walking around in this thin robe that might as well be air. You pretend to check your phone, she pretends not to notice you staring at her tits every three seconds, and the whole time the game is like “oh yeah, you’re broke, fix the money problem” when all you want is for the robe to slip a little more. And it does. Very gradually. It’s that kind of sandbox where you’re just roaming around the house and island poking stuff, talking, choosing dumb dialogue, and every new day she’s just… less dressed, more casual about being naked. One time I answered something like “it’s not a big deal, we’re on a nudist island, right?” and she just shrugged, dropped the towel and kept talking about bills with her huge ass completely bare on the couch like this is a normal conversation topic. I had to just sit there staring like an idiot.

The whole thing hits that brain spot gacha does for me, where you’re chasing tiny upgrades. In gacha I’m rolling for one more dupe. Here I’m grinding one more “point” of comfort so she’ll start doing yoga naked on the balcony, or sunbathing spread out on a beach chair while you “apply sunscreen” way too slowly. No pull animation, just you checking scenes, unlocking new ones, coming back at different times of day to see if she’s wandering around the kitchen with her tits bouncing freely while she nags you about getting a job. The AI art is kinda weird sometimes. Her face changes a bit from angle to angle, and every now and then her boobs look like they’re trying to escape to a different timeline, but I weirdly didn’t care. It has that Dreambooth / NovelAI energy, where it’s obviously generated but your brain just fills the gaps because the situation is so horny. There was one scene where she’s bending over the fridge and her ass looked so huge it felt like the fridge was going to collapse, and yeah, anatomically cursed, still hot. The island itself is quiet as fuck. No big crowds, just some spots to wander, like the beach and some paths, and it kinda works since it keeps you locked on the landlady and the whole “we are both naked and pretending this is normal” drama. Sandbox parts are simple: walk, click, talk, sometimes peek at her through a half-open door while she strips down and just tosses her clothes wherever. At one point I was standing in the hallway, she comes out of the shower, towel around her chest, water dripping, and the game popped a choice like “look away” or “keep watching.” I obviously kept watching, and she catches you, gives that fake annoyed look, then just drops the towel this time. No music sting, no fancy effect, just you staring at your landlady naked and her acting like you’re the pervert for liking it. Honestly, feels more real than some of the high budget stuff.

Guard of Ajestremia starts like one of those fantasy VN that pretend to be all noble and serious, then five minutes later you are staring at a monster girl with tits barely contained in "official" armor and thinking, yeah ok, this is why I clicked. You play a male guard, classic loyal-dog type at first, but the story actually lets you lean into different personalities. Sometimes you’re this respectful knight trying to keep it in your pants, sometimes you’re just a horny idiot getting teased until you give in. The tone flips in a fun way: you go from talking about patrol routes and borders to getting a handjob behind a curtain while a council meeting is going on in the next room. The world is fantasy but not super heavy lore dump, more like: there’s a city, there’s danger outside, monsters exist, and a lot of them are very fuckable. That’s enough, go.

Erotic side hits harder than I expected. The big ass / big tits combo is basically the visual language here, and the 2D art leans into weight and softness, not this weird plastic anime shape. Creampie is not just "and then white screen", you actually see the moment he pushes in and stays there, and the text makes a point of describing how she squeezes around him or how the monster girl’s insides feel different from a human. Vaginal sex is the main course, but the teasing that leads there is what sells it. There is this one scene with a monster girl who pretends she is "just curious" about human anatomy, sitting on the edge of your bed, tail swishing, asking those dumb innocent questions while her hand is already inside your pants. She strokes you slow, stops just when you start to thrust into her palm, then tilts her head like, "oh, did that feel good, guard?" and you can pick if you beg or act tough. I picked tough. She laughed and rode me until I was apologizing into her neck. Romance parts are surprisingly sweet and a bit awkward. The game lets characters be shy, even while they are dripping on your thigh. Some routes really feel like a relationship, not just porn: you talk about duty, about leaving the city, about what it means to love someone who is technically a monster with claws on your back while she is grinding on you and saying she wants you inside forever. It gets oddly emotional while you are shooting a load deep in her and promising to come back alive.

Actual "game" part is turn based combat, and it’s not complicated, but it exists, which I appreciate and also kind of hate. Sometimes you just want to fuck the spider girl and instead you’re clicking attack, defend, special, like it’s 2010 again. There was one fight where I was low on health, she was this tall demon woman with huge tits and horns, and the text described her smirking while she toyed with me. I lost on purpose the second time because the defeat scene was hotter than the win. That’s one nice touch: losing is often worth it. You get alternative H-scenes, sometimes more rough, sometimes more desperate, with her pinning you, riding you until you cum without permission, that kind of thing. The adventure path splits a lot, your choices pile up quietly. One early choice about whether you escort a merchant or stay in the city changes who you even meet later, which monster girls you get to fuck and which stay in the "I saw some art of her in a gallery and that’s it" zone. There are multiple endings, some more romance focused, some more "you wander off into danger with your cock and a sword", and at least one that left me annoyed because a certain girl I liked a lot just fades out of the story if you don’t commit early. Dialog localization is weird in a charming way. Some lines sound like they were written by someone thinking in another language first, like "I shall have your seed until my legs do not answer anymore". It’s slightly broken, but that makes it more horny for me, feels like reading dirty fanfic on AO3 at 3G speed on a cheap phone. Then sometimes it snaps into super natural English like "you keep looking at my ass, guard, at least do something about it" and I wonder if another person wrote that. I wish they kept the same dirty rhythm everywhere, but yeah, not going to happen. Also one tiny thing: the sound of the text box click is a bit too sharp, and after a while it started to piss me off and I never actually fixed it or muted, I just kept complaining in my head while still reading all the porn. The romance parts, with slow teasing and long conversations before sex, hit me different. You can go for emotional endings where your relationship is actually the core, not the combat or the exploration. And then the next route is basically you fucking your way through a fantasy map, leaving monster girls full and smiling behind you like horny save points. It’s messy, hot, a bit broken in the head, which kind of matches the guard you’re playing.