Rei Ayanami but not the one you remember. This version got hit with some serious breast expansion, like someone pumped her full of helium and forgot to stop. The whole shy pilot thing is gone, replaced by this weirdly eager sex doll who just wants to get railed in every position the game can manage. Doggystyle, girl on top, blowjobs that look more like she's trying to unhinge her jaw. The animation is janky as hell, frames skipping around like a flipbook drawn by someone who's never seen a human body move.

The bikini stays on most of the time which is a choice. Not a good one. You'd think with all the emphasis on her massive tits they'd let them breathe but no, the swimsuit just stretches in this uncanny way that makes the whole thing feel like a bootleg figure come to life. There's this one anal scene where the physics just give up entirely and her body clips through itself. I laughed. Not sure that was the intended reaction.

Flying tree frog. That's a tag. I have no idea what it means and I played through every scene twice looking for amphibians. Nothing. Maybe it's some inside joke from the f-series games or maybe I'm just not weeb enough to get it. The cumshot effects are whatever, standard hentai splashes that land in the same three patterns regardless of angle. Rei's pussy is rendered with this weird glossy texture that makes it look like a wet gummy candy. Actually that's kind of hot in a gross way. The whole thing runs in browser so you don't have to commit to keeping it on your hard drive which is probably for the best. I kept clicking through dialogue that was clearly machine translated, lines like "give sex to Rei" that sound like a caveman wrote them. Still fapped though.

Rei in a bikini. Not the Rei from the show, obviously, but that's the fantasy they're selling and honestly? The model's face is just slightly off enough to trigger that uncanny valley feeling, like someone described Rei Ayanami over a bad phone connection and an AI tried its best. Her eyes are too big. Or maybe too small. I can't decide. The bikini physics are nonexistent but the way the top sits makes me think the dev spent exactly 47 minutes on that specific texture and then gave up on everything else.

The whole thing runs on this click-the-arrows system where you cycle through positions like you're flipping through a cursed PowerPoint presentation. Left arrow, right arrow, left again because you missed the one you wanted. There's no animation to speak of, just static poses that change with all the grace of a slideshow crash. But here's the thing, the cumshot mechanic actually has more detail than it deserves. Like someone's weird passion project where they only cared about one specific outcome. The way it lands is almost artistic if you squint and ignore the rest of the game's rough edges.

The POV angle works better than it should for something this janky. You're just... there. Staring at Rei's blank expression while cycling through positions that all feel vaguely similar but different enough to keep clicking. It's like a fidget spinner for degenerates. No sound, no feedback beyond the position changes, just you and this slightly wrong Rei and the growing realization that you've been at this for twenty minutes. The bikini stays on in some poses, comes off in others, and there's no logic to which is which. I respect that chaos. Don't expect a game. Expect a very specific mood piece made by someone who definitely has a Rei folder on their hard drive organized by season and episode.

First time I opened it on my phone, I didn’t expect to lose half a night just staring at Kefla’s smirk. The game doesn’t even pretend to be subtle - every scene feels like it’s daring you to look away and you just… don’t. It’s that kind of slow burn where you think you’re here for the parody, but then Android 18 leans in with that voice line and suddenly you’re not laughing anymore. I swear the way her eyes flicker when you choose the wrong dialogue option - it’s nothing fancy, but it hits something real. And then there’s Bulma, who somehow manages to make every outfit mod feel like she’s in on the joke. You can tell whoever made this has watched *way* too much DBZ but also knows exactly what kind of filth people wanted to see between the fights.

The weirdest part? It actually tries to have story beats. Like, one minute you’re customizing outfits - bikinis, ripped armor, whatever - and next thing you know Vados is talking about divine duty while your character’s mind is wandering somewhere entirely different. There’s this strange rhythm to it: serious talk, soft moan, power aura flash, then back to teasing. It shouldn’t work, but it does. I caught myself replaying a scene with Caulifla just to test if the animation loop really synced with the sound (it almost did, but not quite - still hot though). And don’t get me started on the “training” sessions; they’re less about combat and more about who breaks eye contact first. Spoiler: it’s always me.

If I had to sum it up - horny, chaotic, oddly tender. The harem setup’s predictable, sure, but there’s something personal in how it lets you tweak every detail like you’re building your own guilty universe. Sometimes the text boxes lag right when things heat up, and yeah, that kills the mood, but then Heles shows up in that golden bikini and all is forgiven. It’s messy, self-aware, and too confident for its own good, which might be why I can’t stop thinking about it.

I keep coming back to these Flying Tree Frog games not because they're good, but because they're honest. And this one with Super Sonico, it's the most barefaced of the lot. You get a model viewer with a couple of looping animations and that's it. No story. No dialogue. Not even a bad translation to laugh at. Just her, in a bikini that's working overtime, and a few buttons to click.

The whole thing has this weird, unpolished feel, like a sketch someone was too horny to finish. The jiggle physics are cranked up to eleven, so her chest moves with a life of its own, almost distracting from the actual act. And speaking of, the paizuri scene is the main event here, the whole reason this icon exists on the site. It's absurd, anatomically a fever dream, but that's the point. You don't click on a Super Sonico breast expansion game for realism. You click because you saw the tag and your brain went offline for a second. Mission accomplished.

Wish there was a bit more to do with the music crew angle, you know? Even just a background that looked like a recording studio instead of a void. But that's me asking for a story in a game that's literally just a looped titfuck. The blowjob animation feels like an afterthought, a bit stiff compared to the main show. Honestly, I alt-tabbed halfway through and forgot I had it open. Came back and yeah, still going. That's the replayability right there. It's not something you play, it's something you load up, use, and close. A pure, unapologetic delivery system for a very specific fantasy. Nothing more, and it doesn't pretend to be.

The Azasuke Wind art style hits different when it's just Christie, you know? Not the whole DOA roster doing their thing, just her. And the whole point is basically a digital dress up doll but make it horny. The interface is like, you click her clothes off. Simple. Sometimes the bikini top comes off first, sometimes the bottom, depends where you poke at it I guess. There's this one white bikini with little ties that just, chef's kiss. The way the strings sort of hang there after you untie them. Spent way too long just switching between the outfits, the schoolgirl one is weirdly hot because the skirt physics don't make any sense but who cares.

The shaved or hairy toggle is right there. Like, not hidden in a menu, just a button. Click. Hairy. Click. Not. It's that specific kind of hentai detail where the artist clearly has a preference but is letting you choose anyway. The anatomy is pure Azasuke Wind, all curves and that specific way he draws the, uh, wetness. It's glossy. Almost too glossy? No, it's perfect. The faces she makes are the real prize though, that half lidded DOA stare she does in the actual games is here but with her tongue out sometimes. There's no game here really. No fighting, no story about why she's letting you do this. She just... is. A doll. Like the description says. I wish there was a way to zoom in further on certain parts but the fixed view is what it is. The loading between outfit swaps is a bit annoying on my phone, the browser tab froze once when I tried to switch too fast. Had to refresh. Lost my preferred configuration of her half undressed in the nurse outfit. Minor tragedy. The pixxx are great though, saved a few to my camera roll for, you know, reference. For my moodboard. The lighting on her stomach in the default pose is really something.

Fucking finally, a game that gets Yoko's proportions right. Not just big boobs, but that specific shape, you know? The way they hang when she leans forward in the bikini top. Spent way too long just on the undress screen, peeling off that tiny red bikini piece by piece. The breast expansion toggle is there but honestly her default size is already perfect, why would you even. The physics engine on her chest is janky as hell though, they bounce like water balloons filled with concrete. Still hot. Still very hot.

The doggystyle position is where this thing shines. Her red hair spilling everywhere, that arch in her back. You can control the speed with your mouse and she actually reacts, little gasps and moans that sync up. Sometimes the audio desyncs and she's moaning three seconds after the action stops. Makes me want to throw my laptop but also kind of adds to the desperate, messy vibe. Like she's so overwhelmed she can't keep up. That's my Yoko. The dildo option feels tacked on, just a static model that clips through her pussy in weird ways. Flying Tree Frog position, whatever that means, is just missionary with her legs up. False advertising.

The cumshot mechanic lets you aim, which is nice, but the textures look like someone drew them in MS Paint. Still, watching it land on those massive tits while she's still trembling from the hard sex sequence. That's the good stuff. The obsessive part of my brain wishes there was more dialogue, more of her personality from the show. She just makes generic hentai noises. But then again, when you're buried deep in her from behind, do you really need her to talk about sniper rifles? Probably not. The game knows what it is. A messy, unpolished, incredibly specific fantasy delivery system. And it delivers.

The loading bar on this thing actually got stuck at 69% for a solid ten seconds. I thought my browser shit itself but no, it's just part of the experience I guess. A deliberate unpolished mess where Tifa Lockhart stands there in a swimsuit that's fighting a losing battle against her chest. The bikini strings look like they're holding on for dear life, you know what I mean.

The whole setup is barebones. Two light blue arrows on the sides, that's your entire control scheme. Click left, click right, different angles of the same big titted Final Fantasy character. The art has this rough sketchy quality like someone drew it in a hurry but honestly that kinda adds something. Her tits are absolutely massive here, proportioned like beach balls, and the undress mechanic is just peeling away layers until she's fully naked. The parody aspect hits different when you've actually played the original FF7, seeing this character reduced to just... this. There's something almost sad about how her eyes are drawn, blank and staring at nothing while you click through poses.

The f-series tag makes sense once you realize there's no game here really. No dialogue, no minigame, no nothing. Just Tifa in different states of undress with her ridiculous anime proportions. The swimsuit phase is actually the best part, that moment before everything comes off where the fabric is barely containing anything. After that it's just... more of the same. I spent way too long on the third scene where she's looking over her shoulder, something about the spine curvature there that doesn't make anatomical sense but whatever. The hentai tag is doing heavy lifting, this is straight up porn with a Final Fantasy skin slapped on. The download never finished properly on my phone so I just played it in browser, which felt appropriate for something this throwaway.

The whole thing is basically a slideshow with a button, and I spent way too long trying to figure out if the blue arrows were supposed to cycle through poses or if my browser was just lagging. It’s Nami from One Piece, but not the version you’d recognize unless your only reference is a beach episode that got cut for being too much. She’s in a bikini that’s less clothing and more a suggestion, and the entire loop is her peeling it off then working herself over with a dildo that looks like it was modeled after a traffic cone. The proportions are absurd in that specific F-series way where anatomy is just a rumor they heard once.

The interface is a war crime. There’s a tiny icon in the top left you have to click, which feels like a secret handshake for a club I didn’t want to join. Then you prod the blue arrows on the sides to advance, but the scenes don’t flow so much as they lurch. One frame she’s coyly adjusting a strap, the next she’s three knuckles deep with no transition. It’s like watching a flipbook assembled by a horny ghost. The redhead tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here since the color palette makes her hair look more like a melted orange popsicle. I kept clicking back and forth trying to find a sweet spot where the expression matched the action, but it never does. The masturbation loop is robotic, a perfect gif of disinterest.

I wish there was a sound toggle because the silence is deafening. Just the click of my mouse and the faint hum of my laptop fan while she stares through me with those dead fish eyes. The swimsuit doesn’t even come off all the way, it just sort of hangs there like a forgotten prop. For a game about a huge dildo, the actual penetration is weirdly clinical, like a medical diagram but with worse lighting. The whole thing has the energy of a Newgrounds submission from 2006 that someone forgot to delete. I respect the commitment to being unpolished, but my god, at least make the buttons feel like they do something. Half the time I was just clicking the same arrow hoping for a different angle and getting the same three frames of her looking vaguely surprised. The one piece tag is a lie, this is barely a quarter piece of content.

This is the kind of game where you click around and suddenly Nami's bikini is gone and you're not entirely sure how you got there but you're not complaining. The art is rough, like someone sketched it on a napkin during a boring meeting, but that almost makes it funnier. Almost. The redhead's proportions are... generous. Let's just say the physics engine isn't working overtime because there isn't one.

The purple dude helper thing is weird. He just stands there, this silent purple spectator, while you cycle through poses. Change pose, change pose, change pose. There's a dildo involved at some point, I think. The whole thing feels like flipping through a very specific, very sticky magazine from 2004. You get your standard positions, nothing groundbreaking, but the lack of polish gives it this accidental charm. Like finding a weird drawing in a public bathroom that's actually kind of impressive if you squint.

Wish there was more to do with the environment. She's just... there. Floating in void-space with her bikini barely hanging on. The blowjob animation loops in this hypnotic, slightly off-putting way where her head bobs like a malfunctioning animatronic. I kept clicking hoping for some hidden interaction, some secret pose that would unlock if I clicked the purple guy's stupid face enough times. No such luck. Still, for what it is, a quick, messy, unapologetically horny time-waster, it delivers exactly what you'd expect. Nothing more, nothing less. The sound design is nonexistent, which honestly might be a blessing given how the visuals are. My brain filled in the awkward silence with ocean waves from the One Piece soundtrack. Didn't help. Made it weirder actually.