The Creambee logo thing is real, you gotta click it, which is weirdly buried but whatever. The whole setup is this what if scene from Breath of the Wild where Zelda passes out drunk after a party. The art style is that specific flash game era roughness, lines aren't clean, anatomy gets questionable if you stare too long at how her spine would work in that position. But honestly you're not here for a medical diagram.

Three guys just appear and the whole point is a sleeping, unresponsive Zelda getting undressed. You can remove the bra, then the panties, and it's that clumsy click and drag feel where the fabric snags on nothing for a second. The sex options are basic, you pick pussy or anal and the animation loops are short. The cumshot part at the end is a separate button, aiming for face or boobs, and the splatter effect looks like someone just discovered a Photoshop brush pack from 2007. It's a mess. I spent way too long trying to get the aim right on her nose specifically and the hitbox is janky.

Oh and the futanari toggle is hidden near a bottle on the left edge. That changes things, obviously. Clicking her cock makes her ejaculate and the physics on that are, I don't know, enthusiastic but the fluid looks like melted vanilla ice cream. The sound design is what gets me, these wet slaps that cut off abruptly, no fade, just gone. Reminds me of when my Spotify glitches mid track. The whole thing feels like a leaked Newgrounds draft from 2005, complete with that weird silence between actions where you just hear your own breathing and a distant computer fan. The Zelda's boobs are huge in a way that defies the elf anatomy but then again this is a universe with talking fish people so who's counting.

Fucking hell, the loop. That’s what sticks with me, not the stiff poses or the way her tits don’t quite jiggle right. Just that endless, mechanical piston of Naruto’s huge, veiny cock sliding into Sakura’s pussy. It’s hypnotic in the worst way. You click, and it’s like a broken gif from 2004. The same three frames, over and over. Her expression is blank, just a generic hentai moan face, but the text is screaming about how she’s a desperate slut now that Sasuke’s gone. I kept staring at her left boob, which is massive, practically a sphere, and thinking it looked oddly detached from her chest. A real savefile archivist’s nightmare, honestly. No game state to preserve, just a repeating animation that’ll burn itself into your monitor if you let it.

The whole thing feels like a memory of a Naruto hentai flash game you’d find buried on Newgrounds. You know the type. Naruto’s bedroom, the vague Konoha setting, Sakura still mostly in her clothes, just yanked down enough to get the job done. The big cock thing is no joke, it’s drawn like a third leg. I spent an embarrassing amount of time just watching the loop, not even aroused, just sort of… studying the poor compression artifacts on Sakura’s ass. The story is pure, uncut fanfiction logic. Sasuke left, so she’s lonely, so she gives it up to Naruto. Best thing that ever happened to him, the description says. A good strategy for a future Hokage. It’s so blunt it circles back to being almost charming.

I wish there was a button to just change the angle. Or maybe a second loop. A DLC where she blinks. Something. The clothed sex thing is a specific kink, and it’s here in full force, but it just makes the whole thing feel even more static. Like two action figures being mashed together. I closed the browser tab and immediately forgot the sound, but that loop, that damn loop, is still going somewhere in the back of my brain. A perfect little artifact of a specific, unpolished corner of the internet.

The whole thing feels like someone took a bunch of action figures, snapped off the wrong parts, and glued them back on. Sarada and Sakura, from that Boruto thing, sprout these thick, veiny futa cocks. It’s not a slow burn, there’s no transformation scene. One frame they’re just there, the next they’re packing more meat than a butcher’s counter. The art is that specific kind of digital scratchy, where the lines are too thin and the coloring looks like it was done with a mouse in MS Paint after a few beers. Nico Robin’s giant tits have this weird gravity to them, like water balloons filled with pudding. They don’t bounce so much as slosh.

The main event is a double penetration that’s less choreographed and more like a logistical puzzle. Sakura takes the ass, Sarada gets the pussy, and Robin is just sort of suspended between them. Her thousand arm Devil Fruit power is completely wasted here. I kept waiting for a bloom of hands to grab something, to add a third point of contact, but no. It’s just a straight up, no-frills spitroast with two dicks that look painfully dry. The loop is short and the sound is the usual wet slapping that sounds more like someone stepping in mud. There’s a moment where Robin’s eyes roll back, a classic hentai face, but the artist forgot to draw her tongue so she just looks like she’s having a minor stroke.

I got stuck on a detail in the background. There’s a window that’s just a blue square. No frame, no glass reflection, just a flat, unnerving blue. It’s the kind of thing that makes you think about the void instead of the cartoon fucking happening in front of it. The whole crossover premise is just a flimsy excuse to mash these specific big boobed characters together, and the futa element feels tacked on because the creator ran out of ideas after drawing the tits. It’s a messy, unpolished gif that delivers exactly what the tags promise and absolutely nothing else. The cocks clip through Robin’s stomach at one point, a weird little bulge that appears and disappears like a glitch in the Matrix. I wish they’d at least used Robin’s power to make a giant handjob or something, but that’s a level of creativity this thing never aimed for.

Katarina’s face is a mess and I think that’s the whole point. Not in a metaphorical way, I mean literally the animation just gives up on her eyes about halfway through. There’s this one frame where she’s looking up at Garen, or what I assume is Garen because the model is just a slab of beige polygons with a pauldron, and her expression is supposed to be sultry but it reads more like she’s trying to remember if she left the stove on. The red hair is the only thing rendered with any care, a bright crimson curtain that bounces with a physics engine that’s trying way too hard. It’s distracting. You watch it sway and loop and clip through her shoulder and you forget there’s supposed to be a titfuck happening.

The paizuri itself is a strange, frictionless affair. Her boobs, which are massive in that specific LoL fanart way, sort of glide over this guy’s dick without any real sense of pressure. No squish, no resistance. It’s like two water balloons buffering a log. The sound design, if you can call it that, is a single wet slapping noise on a loop that desyncs from the visual by a good half second. I spent more time being annoyed by the audio delay than anything else. The whole thing has this unpolished, almost charmingly broken feel, like a Source Filmmaker project from 2014 that someone uploaded and forgot about. The cumshot arrives with all the fanfare of a sneeze, a few white strands that land on her face and chest with the texture quality of melted mozzarella. Garen’s “resistance” is a single grunt at the start, then he just stands there like a statue. So much for Demacian morality. The whole thing feels like a reward for fans, sure, but a reward fished out of a bargain bin.

Right, so the whole thing is a Simpsons parody where you're some distant cousin of Mr. Burns, and he's broke. Not like, can't afford a third yacht broke, but his whole empire is crumbling. Your job is to be an unpaid intern and fix it. The setup is just an excuse to bounce around Springfield as a male protag and get into the pants of Marge and Lisa. Yeah, Lisa. If that makes you feel weird, this isn't for you. The game doesn't give a single fuck.

The art is 2DCG, deliberately wonky, like a flash animation from Newgrounds that got left in the sun. Marge's ass is comically huge, like a beanbag chair with a skirt, and the sex scenes lean into the absurdity. There's a point and click sandbox thing going on, you just wander into places, click on a character, and the plot happens. I spent way too long trying to find a specific item in the Kwik-E-Mart, clicking the same shelf like an idiot, and the game's hint system is basically non-existent. The humor is hit or miss, mostly references that feel like they're from season 12. There's a joke about Burns's teddy bear Bobo that made me snort, then immediately a scene with Lisa that made me want to clear my browser history and think about my life choices.

Replayability is a weird word for this. It's not like you're min-maxing a build. You're just... seeing all the depraved corners of the sandbox. I wish the Marge route had more of her signature nervous mumble, you know? "Mmrrmm." Missed opportunity. The whole thing runs in a browser, so it's not like you're committing to a download. You just open a tab, do some degenerate stuff with yellow-skinned milfs, and close it. It's the kind of game you play when your brain is fried and you want something that feels like a fever dream you had after watching too much adult swim. The Burns inheritance plot is just window dressing for a series of increasingly unhinged sexual encounters. It's not good, but it's exactly what it says on the tin, and sometimes that's a weird kind of comfort food.

The whole thing kicks off with Yoruichi getting absolutely blindsided, and honestly, the setup is just an excuse to get to the good stuff. Rangiku and her zanpakuto spirit Haineko, both rocking some serious futanari gear thanks to some secret Bankai, corner her. The animation from Pinoytoons has this deliberately rough, unpolished feel that somehow makes it hotter. It's not trying to be smooth, it's just raw. The first real moment that sticks with you is the facefuck. Yoruichi's expression as she's forced down on Rangiku's cock, the way her throat bulges, it's brutal and messy. The sound design, or lack thereof, just some wet slaps and gags, keeps it grounded in a way that overproduced stuff never does.

Then it just spirals. There's a titfuck scene where the cumshot is genuinely ridiculous, coating her face and those massive tits in a way that feels more like a punishment than anything else. Which is the whole point, right? Rangiku's all about humiliating her for leaving Soul Society. But the weird thing is, halfway through, Yoruichi's defiance just melts. You can see it in her eyes, that shift from anger to something else. The double penetration is the centerpiece, Rangiku in her pussy and Haineko in her ass, and the creampie that follows is... excessive. In the best way. The cum just keeps coming, pooling and dripping, and the animation lingers on it. I wish there was a bit more variety in the angles during the anal scenes, but what's there is intense. It's a fanfic ending come to life, the kind where the writer just said fuck it and went all in on the degradation and the messy, sticky aftermath. You'll be screenshotting the moment Yoruichi's eyes roll back, the first thick rope of cum across her cheek, and the final, defeated, cum-soaked mess she becomes.

The music bug is still there. You have to go into the sound menu and manually switch tracks to get anything playing, which is such a weirdly specific thing to have broken for this long. But that's the whole vibe of Occupational Hazards Episode 2, isn't it? It's a mess held together with tape and horny energy, and somehow that's exactly why I keep clicking through it.

The new planet has a chastity gear factory. A whole factory. You can get locked into things there, and the game actually tracks it properly now, which is either a threat or a promise depending on what you're into. The dating system got tweaked too, and the dev's note about it made me laugh. Just keep calling them, they'll ask you out eventually. That's not a bug, that's just how furries date apparently. There's also a brothel now, and some cartel jobs that are more fleshed out than they have any right to be for an alpha build. The writing during those missions has this deadpan delivery that makes the absurdity land better. You're doing crime for a fox in a trenchcoat while wearing a collar you got from a factory, and nobody acts like this is strange.

The machine masturbation scenes back on the ship are... a choice. One of them is hidden, which means you'll probably find it by accident while trying to figure out why your inventory won't let you right-click anymore. They fixed that, by the way. Right-click is for using items now, stop trying to drag things. The emergency clothing system is a nice touch for when you realize you're stranded naked in space and need to craft something out of desperation and bad decisions. The starmap exists now, which makes navigation less of a guessing game, but the military blockade scenes will still funnel you toward the content whether you like it or not. The game knows what it wants you to see.

Remember those old flash sites that had a million popups and you'd click through anyway because you were 15 and horny and the promise of a cartoon character getting railed was too much to resist? This thing is like someone bottled that exact energy. The whole setup is basically Jessica Rabbit, that impossible redhead from Who Framed Roger Rabbit, and her actual rabbit husband Roger, inviting you to watch them go at it. No pretense. Just straight to the point.

The first bit is a strip tease where you click to undress her. And look, the proportions are absurd. We're talking boobs that have their own gravitational field, an ass that could double as a shelf. It's that classic pin-up style pushed to eleven. The animation is janky as hell, like a gif that's been through too many re-uploads, but somehow that makes it dirtier. You're not here for Pixar level rendering. You're here to see a caricature of a woman with hair the color of a fire truck get naked. Then the scene shifts and it's just... fucking. Roger's there with his cartoonishly long white cock and she's going down on him. The deepthroat animation loops in this hypnotic, slightly broken way. I got weirdly fixated on how her lipstick doesn't smudge. That bothered me more than it should have. A detail like that in a game this unpolished feels like a missed opportunity, you know? Like, commit to the mess.

Anyway, she takes a facial that looks like someone spilled a bucket of white paint on her face, and then it's straight into riding him, switching between holes with the same frantic, looped motion. The whole thing has this bizarre, uncanny valley vibe because it's a rabbit. A literal cartoon rabbit. It taps into that same weird nostalgia as finding rule34 of a childhood movie for the first time. The sound is probably just a single moan on repeat, I can't even remember. It's not trying to be good. It's a relic that somehow still exists in a browser tab, doing exactly what it says on the tin. No more, no less. Just a dirty, pixelated fantasy about a married rabbit couple that's somehow both a parody and completely sincere.

babe i am DECEASED. this is the fairy tail content we deserved but never got from hiro mashima. three words: tits. bounce. physics.

so the whole thing is you pick between lucy, juvia, or erza on the left side of the screen and then they just. go. to. town. on your dick. cowgirl position only which honestly? respect the commitment to a theme. erza's red hair is whipping around like she's in a shampoo commercial except she's also completely naked and her massive tits are doing that hypnotic pendulum thing. i picked juvia first because i have a thing for the wet girl aesthetic and she does NOT disappoint. her stockings stay on the whole time which is such a specific choice but i'm not mad about it.

the animation loop is short. like, really short. we're talking vine length. but what it lacks in duration it makes up for in sheer enthusiasm. these girls are riding like they're trying to win the grand national. lucy's blonde ponytail is swinging, erza's scar is visible which is a nice detail, and juvia looks like she's finally happy which honestly good for her. the pov angle makes it feel personal without being creepy. well. creepier than a hentai flash game already is.

the sound design is nonexistent and the background is just a void of nothing. literally just a girl and a dick floating in the abyss. which is either artistic minimalism or someone forgot to render a bedroom. also you can't actually interact with anything beyond picking the girl. no speed controls, no position changes, no nothing. once you choose your fighter you're just along for the ride. literally.

but those boobs though. the physics engine is working overtime. they bounce independently like they have their own agendas. juvia's might actually have more personality than her canon character arc. and the loop is seamless enough that if you zone out you could watch it for an embarrassingly long time before realizing nothing new is going to happen. which i definitely didn't do. twice.