Heavenly Vows, Hellish Temptations looks almost too clean when you first load it up, like some soft romantic VN that belongs on a Pinterest board, and then ten minutes later your stomach is in a knot watching your freshly married self-protag smile while his wife accidentally-on-purpose lets another guy’s hand stay on her waist a bit too long. That slow burn is what got me. The game doesn’t rush to the fucking; it pokes at you. You’re clicking through these cute couple moments, “honeymoon phase” stuff, and then some random “friendly” neighbor shows up, or the boss, or that smug dude with the monster bloodline, and the camera lingers on where his eyes go. The dev is clearly into actual NTR tension. The scenes drip-feed corruption. First it’s a “harmless” grope on her ass in a crowded tavern while your character looks away for one second. Then she doesn’t slap his hand away right away. Then she blushes. Then she tells you it was “no big deal” and you get that awful choice: press her about it and feel like a jealous loser, or pretend you’re cool while your brain screams. The game loves that headspace, and I kinda hate how much I liked it.

I’m mostly a roguelike nerd, I like runs, resets, weird builds. Here there is no RNG combat or loot, but the choices feel like building a sick kind of “relationship build.” I tried a run where I played the loyal but insecure husband, another where I leaned into swinger vibes, like “ok fine, I’m into watching, let’s see where this goes,” and the script actually reacts. Not in a “multi-route happy ending” way, more in a “you thought you had control but you actually just tuned the flavor of your own humiliation” way. The best moment for me was a scene where you agree to some “light flirting” at a party. You think it’ll be just dirty talk. Then this huge, dark-skinned mercenary with a cocky smile keeps filling her wine, casually resting his hand on her thigh. There’s this one CG where his fingers dig into the soft part of her big ass while she leans back against him, and your own dialogue option is literally to rationalize it, like “it’s part of the game, we talked about this.” Horrible, 10/10 anxiety. She looks half guilty, half turned on, and the next morning she tells you she “barely remembers anything.” Yeah right. And I love that the game doesn’t slam you with a big “NTR EVENT” popup; it just quietly lets you stew. I was alt-tabbing to Discord to rant to a friend about how this fictional woman is gaslighting me, then coming back for more scenes like an idiot. There is some light fantasy/monster stuff mixed in too, and when those non-human bastards show up, the size difference and the way she reacts hits that extra corruption nerve. One thing that annoyed me: the auto-forward speed slider keeps resetting for me in Chrome for some reason and I will die mad about that. Also the MC facial expressions are sometimes way too calm while his wife is getting groped in front of him, which weirdly makes it even hotter. I wish there was a path where he actually walks away and leaves it all behind, but let’s be real, this is not that kind of story and it never will be. Anyway, I opened it to “just see the art” and ended up chasing every scene where she crosses another line, watching my own avatar get emotionally kicked in the balls, clicking “next” like a clown.

The whole “intriguing” tag is a fucking joke when the first scene is you, generic office drone #455, getting a blowjob from your boss who has tits so big the 3DCG model looks like it’s in pain. IRYS wants to be this deep sci fi noir about memory, corruption, and a city built on racism, but it’s too busy shoving animated vaginal sex in your face every five minutes. I don’t mind that, I’m not a prude. But don’t sell me Blade Runner and then give me Secret Office Fuck Simulator 2024.

The male protagonist is so hollow, which I guess is the POINT given the story about manufactured guilt and fake promotions but that don’t make him less of a cardboard cutout with a dick. I spent twenty minutes clicking through a dream sequence where a woman who may or may not be my character’s brainwashed ex tells me about a “political compromise” while her dress just evaporates. The animation is janky, like they spent the budget on fluid physics for the big tits and then forgot elbows exist. One sex scene had her hip rotating like a clock hand, completely detached from the spine. It’s hot in the way a car crash is hot. Honestly, a DLC where the office politics just goes full orgy, no pretense, would be an improvement.

You know what game does corruption better? That Succubus Contract on itch.io, the one with the pixel art. At least that one knows it’s trash. IRYS tries to be clever with its secret experiments and “who am I really?” bullshit, and then a coworker bends over a desk. The romance paths are a joke, you pick a dialogue option that’s basically “be nice” or “be a dick” and then vaginal sex happens because the plot said so. The sci fi stuff is background noise for creampie closeups. I got a promotion in the game and felt nothing, which is maybe the meta-commentary they were going for but I doubt it because the next scene was a corrupted save file. Or maybe that was the game’s big mindfuck ending?

My wife's feet. That's where it started. Not some grand corruption arc or whatever, just... her soles pressing against my face while she's on the phone with another man. The game doesn't even pretend to build up to it slowly. One minute you're a normal husband, next thing she's got her toes in your mouth and she's laughing about dinner plans with some guy named Mark. The pantyhose option, god, the way the texture just sits there on screen. I spent way too long staring at the seam lines.

Actually the UI is terrible. Buttons overlap sometimes and I clicked the wrong choice twice because the hitbox for "submit" is like three pixels wide. Nobody talks about this.

The cuckolding stuff gets weirdly specific. There's a scene where you're under the table during a dinner party and she's playing footsie with both you and the other guy simultaneously, and you can feel her getting bored with you in real time. The dialogue choices are basically "accept degradation" or "accept degradation but slower." Multiple penetration happens later but it's almost clinical compared to the foot stuff. The foot stuff is where the game lives. Anal sex is treated like an afterthought, which honestly tracks for a game this obsessed with feet.

The swinging party sequence confused me. Suddenly there's group sex and I'm not sure whose limbs are whose. The female domination angle gets lost in the crowd scenes, which is a shame because when it's one on one, the power dynamic is uncomfortably effective. Cheating happens constantly but the game frames it as inevitable, like gravity. Corruption isn't a descent, it's just... Tuesday. I keep coming back to the pantyhose texture though. Why does it look that good when the rest of the art is just okay? Makes no sense. The creampie scenes feel almost apologetic, like the game is embarrassed it has to include them. But the feet? Never embarrassed. Never.

Ok, real talk. This game, Angel something something, it looks like it fell out of a 2006 bargain bin and landed face first on my browser. The 3D models are that special kind of jank where the catgirls have dead eyes and the boobs seem to have their own gravitational field. But here's the thing, I couldn't stop clicking. You're this guardian angel, right, and you're supposed to guide this girl in a city full of humans and foxgirls and whatever. But the "guiding" is basically just being a cosmic peeping tom, nudging her into the most unhinged situations possible. The voyeur tag is doing some heavy lifting here, you're literally watching her life fall apart or get... very interesting, depending on your choices.

The sandbox part means you just poke around until something clicks. I spent way too long just watching her walk to the market, the animation loop was hypnotic in a car crash sort of way. Then I accidentally clicked on a shady alley and suddenly there's a full on humiliation scene with a random orc. No warning, just straight to "welcome to pound town, population: her." The game doesn't give a shit about your feelings. One minute you're trying to make her a better person, the next she's getting passed around a group of catgirls in an exhibitionist show because you thought clicking on a glowing flower would give her a buff. The female domination stuff is there too, she can get corrupted and start running the show, which is a nice change of pace from just being a victim.

I wish the angel had more direct power, you know? Like, why can't I just smite the creepy mayor? But no, you just suggest things and watch the chaos. The graphic violence tag is no joke either, it's not just sexy times, people get messed up if you push the wrong buttons. The interracial and group sex scenes are plentiful and animated with that same weird, stiff energy. It's like watching mannequins discover lust. I honestly can't tell if the creator is a genius or just threw every fetish at the wall to see what sticks. The prostitution path is brutal, but the corruption arc where she becomes a domme is surprisingly detailed. It's a mess. A hot, ugly, compelling mess.

The landlady’s ass is the first thing you notice, like a physics engine bug that someone decided to keep. Jimmy Awkward Adventures doesn’t pretend to be anything but a lockdown fantasy with 3DCG bodies that jiggle a little too long after the movement stops. You play Jimmy, jobless gamer, stuck in a house with his landlady and three roommates, and somehow a pandemic becomes the excuse for every pair of shorts to ride up.

The limbo mechanic is weird. You click a thing, screen goes fuzzy, and suddenly you’re seeing through walls or into someone’s shower. I still don’t understand if it’s supposed to be astral projection or just Jimmy being a perv with a camera app. Doesn’t matter. The voyeur scenes land because the game leans into awkwardness, a roommate walking in at the wrong time, a hand lingering too long on a thigh. The corruption tag is doing heavy lifting but the dialogue sometimes sounds like it was translated through three languages and then typed with one hand.

The humor helps. Jimmy’s inner monologue is dumb in a way that made me snort once, something about his landlord’s tits being a rent subsidy. There’s a scene with the landlady in the kitchen where she bends over to pick up a spoon and the game just holds on it for like eight seconds. You know what you’re getting.

Wish there were more roommates early on. One of them barely shows up before the midpoint and her route feels rushed, like they ran out of lockdown days. Also the UI has this tiny font that I squinted at and then just stopped reading. But the big ass tag is not lying. If you want a game where every woman over thirty has a gravitational pull, this works. Just don’t expect the plot to explain the limbo thing ever. It won’t.

Hailey’s ass is what I noticed first. Not in a “wow look at that” way but in a “something’s wrong with the way she’s standing” way. Bent over the kitchen counter, phone in hand, texting. She doesn’t text like that when it’s her sister. You know the posture. The slight arch. The way her thumb pauses then goes again, fast. I sat there on the couch watching her for maybe two minutes before she even realized I was in the room. That’s the whole game really. Watching. Waiting. Jerking off in the bathroom while she’s on a “work call” at 10pm.

The corruption tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here but not in the way you’d expect. It’s not some slow descent into depravity with dramatic reveals. It’s more like… you ever leave a glass of milk out and don’t notice it’s gone bad until you smell it? That’s Hailey. She’s already halfway gone when the game starts and you’re just the guy holding the empty carton. There’s this one scene where she comes home late and her blouse is buttoned wrong. One button off. The game doesn’t zoom in on it or play dramatic music. It’s just there. And you can either say something or not. I didn’t. I went to the computer and read her messages instead. The coworker’s name is Derek or maybe Eric. Something with an “-ic”. He sends her pictures of his lunch and she responds with heart emojis. That’s how it starts. Not with dick pics but with fucking sandwich photos.

The netorare aspect is weirdly passive. You’re the husband but you feel like a side character in your own marriage. Hailey’s tits are huge and the game knows it. Every outfit she wears emphasizes them. The 2D art is rough, like someone drew it in a hurry but that almost makes it hotter? There’s a masturbation scene where you’re in the bedroom alone and you can hear her laughing on the phone downstairs. The sound design is just a loop of muffled giggling but it goes on long enough that you start to hate it. I wish there was an option to just leave. Pack a bag and go. But there isn’t. You’re stuck in that house with her and her “late meetings” and the way she smells different when she comes home. Not perfume. Just… not her.

War zone on one side of the screen, fucking drama on the other. That is how this one feels when it starts to click. You play this guy stuck on deployment, dusty camp, shitty cot, checking your phone like a junkie because the only thing that keeps you half sane is hearing your wife’s voice. She is back home, making coffee art for randoms, trying to sound cheerful on the calls, and you can feel that little pause in her voice sometimes, that silence where you know something is off but she keeps saying “it’s fine, really.” The game is basically living inside that pause. It doesn’t rush straight to porn, it kind of edges you with small things. A new contact on her phone. A selfie where the neckline is just a bit lower than you remember she usually wears. A picture of the cafe with some guy blurred in the background, then a later pic where he is suddenly in focus and smiling like he already owns the place. You are thousands of kilometers away and your only weapon is text messages, so half the tension is just staring at your screen going “do I ask or do I let it go” while the game waits for you to choose.

The photographer is such an asshole in the best way. Not cartoon villain, more like that guy your girl says is “just friendly” and you already know it is bullshit. He talks to her like she is some special muse, gives her little compliments about her hair, her freckles, the way she moves while she pours coffee, and you can read it all through her messages and the pictures he sends. First it is innocent, then it is “artistic” and suddenly your sweet redhead is in a tight top, then in lingerie, then topless with messy lipstick and you are still in uniform jerking off to your own humiliation. The game knows exactly how to twist the knife. It lets you say no, forbid her from going to shoots, or you can pretend to be the cool, trusting husband and tell her to have fun. Both paths feel dirty in different ways. If you try to control her, she gets distant, starts to lie, the calls get shorter. If you give her freedom, you get flooded with “oops I drank too much wine at the studio” and “we did some crazy shots, I’ll show later” and you can actually feel your stomach drop while your dick gets harder, which is fucked up and kind of the point. The first time she sends you a pic where you can clearly see his hand on her hip, just at the edge of the frame, it hit me harder than the full-on vaginal sex scene later, because at that moment you realize you are already sharing her and there is nothing you can do about it except watch and type some needy reply. It is like the game is less about cheating and more about that sick, hot electricity between jealousy and arousal, and it will poke that spot again and again until you are as corrupted as she is.

That moment when the mom character bends over to check the oven and the camera just... lingers. You know the one. Her ass is practically a separate character in this thing, and honestly it deserves top billing. The 3DCG models have that weird glossy look like someone waxed everyone's skin, but when those clothes start coming off during the holiday dinner gone wrong, you stop caring about polish real fast.

Food shortage my ass. More like a thirst shortage finally getting quenched. The plot is basically an excuse to throw family members into increasingly ridiculous situations, and then a "surprising guest" shows up and suddenly it's a free for all. The corruption tag doing heavy lifting here because one minute people are worried about dinner, next minute there's titfuck scenes happening on the kitchen counter. The multiple protagonist thing keeps it fresh, switching between characters while they all get progressively more depraved. Some of the lesbian scenes feel tacked on though, like someone remembered they needed to check that box and just threw two characters together for five minutes.

The groping minigame is way too sensitive. Spent forever trying to get the right angle and my wrist started hurting. Not from that, get your mind out of the gutter. The anal scenes have this weird physics glitch where things don't quite line up, and once you notice it you can't unsee it. But then there's this one creampie scene with the milf character that's actually kinda hot in a trashy way, and suddenly I'm clicking through dialogue about holiday traditions while waiting for the next group sex sequence to unlock. The teasing tag is no joke either, game blueballs you for a solid chunk before anything explicit happens. Dare to play it alone, or invite company? Wait, can't invite company, that's weird. Just play it alone. The incest stuff is there but it's so over the top it loops back around to being almost parody. Almost.

the koikatsu engine has this specific plastic sheen that makes everyone look like they're sweating vaseline and honestly that's the perfect texture for this mess. you play some guy reconnecting with old friends which is code for systematically dismantling every relationship in sight. the animation loops are what you'd expect, stiff but functional, like a bootleg figma that learned to thrust.

there's this one scene with a character bent over a kitchen counter and the clipping is so bad her ponytail phases through the fridge but somehow that makes it better. the groping mechanics feel like you're operating a claw machine at a carnival, just pawing at polygons until something triggers. i spent way too long trying to angle the camera during a creampie scene because the default view was showing more ceiling than action. why is the camera always fighting me in these games. it's like they want you to appreciate the architecture.

the corruption arc moves at whiplash speed. one conversation she's talking about her boyfriend, three clicks later she's calling you daddy. no buildup, no nuance, just pure id. and i respect that. the dialogue reads like it was translated through three different languages and then back through google translate circa 2012. "your thing feels so good inside my place" is an actual line i screenshotted. the big ass physics have that jello-on-a-subwoofer quality where things keep wobbling long after they should've settled. it's hypnotic. i wish the cheating aspect had more consequence, more tension, but the game treats infidelity like changing socks. maybe that's the fantasy. the dating sim elements are basically window dressing for the inevitable. you know what you're here for and so does the game.