Oh man, Seattle.

Moving there was supposed to be this huge promotion thing, right? Instead I'm staring at Kari's perfect ass in the kitchen while she's making coffee. She's technically my coworker and now also my roommate. Friends set this whole thing up, some deal with an apartment, and if I kicked her out she'd be homeless. Which, let me tell you, her being homeless would be a crime against humanity with a body like that. The game sort of forgets what order things happen in. One minute we're having awkward hallway conversations, the next her tits are out and she's riding me on the couch while the neighbor's dog is barking outside. You can't control half of it either, which normally would piss me off but honestly? The CG hentai scenes just hit different when they catch you off guard.

The whole "should I feel bad about this" thing never really resolves. You meet other chicks too. One lives next door, total MILF energy, shows up at your door with some excuse about borrowing sugar and then suddenly your face is buried between her thighs. Sometimes these encounters feel like fan service at a convention. A cosplayer doing poses that have nothing to do with the actual character but everyone's too horny to care. That's this game's philosophy. Logic took a vacation to Miami.

Speaking of which, have you ever noticed how visual novels always make apartments way bigger than they should be for the rent they mention? This one's no different. Kitchen island big enough for a threeway. Kari's mysterious apparently. The description said that. She'd be more mysterious if half her dialogue didn't loop like a broken record. But you know what? When the clothes come off and the moaning starts, my brain just goes smooth. Completely smooth. There's this one scene with her in the shower, steam everywhere, and she's pressed against the glass leaving these trails while I'm just wrecking her from behind. The sound design on that one, whoever did the wet noises deserves a raise.

Also fuck whoever designed the menu because loading saves is weirdly clunky. Not gamebreaking clunky but enough that I yelled at my screen twice. Still came back though. Obviously.

Look, seduction in a research lab is like trying to microwave a burrito while the fire alarm's going off. Nobody cares about your lunch. That's the whole feeling here. You're this guy in a lab coat, supposedly a professional, but the minute you clock in it's like every woman on staff just... forgets they have a PhD? The artist really went off on the corruption angle, with that one scene where the senior researcher's glasses fog up mid experiment. Not from the beakers. From you.

The visual novel format works, I guess. Got sidetracked for twenty minutes just clicking on a microscope. Nothing happened, just thought there'd be a hidden route or something. The writing's this weird mix of genuinely funny asides and then it'll hit you with a line about "seductive chromatography" and you're just sitting there like. Right. Chemistry. The cg is where things pop, especially the sequences in the storage closet. Tight space, lots of skin, very little concern for hazardous material protocols. Absolute win. But then the assistant character, right hand to the main villain lady, she calls you a naughty little pipette and I just... lost it. In a bad way. Not the kind of wet lab work I signed up for.

There's a moment where you leverage the lab's corruption to, uh, get closer to a coworker. Blackmail mechanic, I guess, but it's basically a button press with some very rewarding art. The whole thing feels like someone's very specific fantasy got animated while they were running a PCR. So many test tubes. Nobody's wearing gloves. It's a OSHA violation paradise and that's the point. Some choices branch, others just loop you back to the same blushy face. Realistic, in a way.

The animation loop is like 12 seconds. I counted. And the guy's tie doesn't even move properly when he's going at it on the desk, it just kind of floats there like it's made of plastic. Which, I guess, it is. But still. You'd think with how simple the whole setup is they'd at least get the cloth physics right on the one piece of clothing he's wearing.

The whole thing is just two coworkers in an empty office, secretary type with the short skirt and the blouse that's already half unbuttoned before anything starts. She's bent over the desk, papers scattered everywhere, and he's behind her doing exactly what you'd expect. The hentai style is that kind of cheap flash animation look where everything's a bit too shiny, like someone rubbed oil on all the skin surfaces. Her expression cycles between three faces and none of them look particularly into it. More like she's remembering she left the stove on. The cumshot at the end is honestly the most effort they put into anything, it's weirdly detailed compared to the rest. Like someone spent three days animating that specific moment and then called it done.

I keep clicking through these browser games during my lunch break and they all blur together but this one stuck with me because of how aggressively average it is. Not bad enough to be funny, not good enough to be hot. Just... exists. The sound design is literally two stock effects on repeat. A wet slapping noise and a moan that sounds like it was recorded in someone's bathroom. I wish they'd added at least a dialogue option or something, even just a "harder" button to click. But no, you just watch the loop. Over and over. The desk doesn't even creak. In an office that empty, with nobody around, they could've gone wild with the scenario. Instead it's just the most basic position and the most basic animation and then it's over. I don't know what I expected

That fuzzy security camera filter over everything. Reminds me of those old VHS rips from the 90s, the ones where you weren't sure if you were watching a game or something else entirely. The whole thing's a videoquest, real model, so it's got that uncanny valley thing going on where the actress is clearly waiting for a cue. You're the security chief, supposed to be watching for thieves, but the real game is seeing how far you can push the flirtation with the coworker in the break room. The striptease isn't some smooth animation, it's her, looking slightly off camera, pulling at her uniform blouse like she's not quite sure about the lighting. It's that awkwardness that makes it work, honestly. Better than the polished stuff.

The pickup dialogue is hilariously direct. No game mechanics to learn, just click and she responds with a video clip. "You look tired, maybe you should take something off." And she does. Eventually. There's a weird tension because you know the thief event can trigger at any time, a little red blip on the monitor screen. Caught a guy trying to pocket some electronics once, had to pause my... conversation... to deal with it. Felt like a real asshole, which I think is the point. The whole thing is this grimy loop of voyeurism and petty authority.

Wish the video quality was a bit higher, but then it wouldn't have that bootleg charm. The sound is all over the place, one clip too quiet, the next one blasting. There's a moment where she's down to her stockings and the mall intercom crackles something about a lost child. Didn't phase her. Didn't phase me. That's the game. A series of unpolished, horny video clips held together by the flimsiest premise. It's not trying to be good, and that's what I keep coming back to. The whole thing feels like a secret file on a hard drive, not a game you'd actually tell someone about.

The burger joint setting is a total mess of clashing assets, like someone dumped a free 3D model pack into a blender and hit puree. The uniforms look painted on, which I guess is the point. My character, some dead eyed manager type, keeps clipping through the counter when I try to interact with the first coworker, a redhead with a permanent thousand yard stare. The whole thing runs at maybe 15 frames on my browser, Firefox is not happy, chugging along like it's processing a crypto transaction for every jiggle physics calculation.

That one scene behind the deep fryer though. The grease pops in the background audio, a nice touch actually, while her paper hat falls off and the whole interaction is just a series of still images dissolving into each other. Her expression doesn't change, it's the same vacant smile whether she's taking an order or... you know. The cum effect is this weird, glowing ectoplasm that looks more like a ghost busters prop malfunction. I laughed out loud when it just sort of clipped through her chin and floated there. The sound design is a single looping moan that gets cut off abruptly when you click to the next position, like a broken record. It's so jarring it circles back to being hilarious.

There's a stamina meter that depletes way too fast, forcing you to serve actual burgers to refill it. Who thought making me play a shitty diner dash minigame to see the next bit of pixelated tit was a good idea? The other coworker, the one with blue hair, her pathfinding is broken so she just vibrates in the walk in freezer. I couldn't even trigger her content. The whole thing is a buggy, unoptimized slideshow. The hentai tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting for what is basically a flipbook with a burger minigame attached.

Right away Janny comes in late, stressed, and that messy blonde bun is already falling apart. The glasses give her this fake professional look that you just want to ruin. She's your new secretary, first day, and the game wastes zero time, she's already sitting there talking about tension in her shoulders. The whole office setting feels cheap, like a browser game from 2010, static backgrounds, that one looping ambient track.

But then her blouse comes undone and holy shit.

The undressing mechanic is just clicking clothes off one piece at a time. Her pencil skirt slides down, the white shirt opens, and those boobs, actually huge, spill out while she makes this surprised little gasp. You start with a "massage" that immediately gets inappropriate, hands moving from shoulders to places no HR department would approve. The touching parts show her skin getting flushed, that blonde hair falling over her face while she pretends this is all innocent.

What bugs me is how the glasses just vanish after the first scene. Like, they're gone. No transition, no taking them off, just poof. I kept looking for them in later animations.

The blowjob segment unlocks way too fast. I mean one minute you're rubbing her back, next thing she's under the desk while her tits press against your pants. The animation loops are stiff, her head moves in this mechanical rhythm, but her eyes looking up, that did something to me. Coworker fantasy is strong here even if the writing is basically just "oh sir, this is so wrong" on repeat. Some sounds are missing too, there's moments that should have voice but it's just silence and that stupid office background hum.

They added this texture detail on her stockings though, when she bends over the desk you can see the slight shine on them and I don't know why they put effort there of all places but appreciated. The rest of the game looks like it was made in a weekend, but the stocking rendering is weirdly competent. Also her hair sometimes clips through her shoulders which breaks the whole thing. Still clicked through every scenario because sometimes you just want the secretary fantasy without pretending it's art.