You know what actually made me laugh? The combat stances. Wonder Woman doing her arms crossed thing while the game tells me to use "dick powers." Not even joking. My phone almost went flying when I snorted.

I spent most of Tuesday avoiding work playing this on Itch.io through my phone browser, which felt appropriately grimy. The dev clearly spent all their energy on certain scenes and then just slapped the rest together. Batgirl gets this weirdly detailed corruption arc where she goes from "I'll never submit" to something involving tentacles and multiple penetration faster than my last Tinder date unmatched me. Supergirl's oral scenes have more animation frames than the entire tutorial section. Priorities, I guess.

Look I'm not gonna sit here and pretend the whole male domination power fantasy thing is revolutionary storytelling. You pick a villain dude, you fight DC heroines, you corrupt them. Rinse, repeat, add more tentacles. The teasing and humiliation mechanics are basically pressing a button and watching a bar fill up while they call you names. Sometimes the game forgets which position it showed you last and everything clips through everything else. But then that one group sex scene with the whole Justice League hits and suddenly my complaints feel petty. The creampie animations have this crude, almost spiteful energy to them, like the artist was working through something. BDSM elements show up randomly like the game remembered halfway through that people are into that. The monster encounters are just. Something. I don't know why they're there but I'm not complaining.

The groping minigame though. C'mon. At least make the hitboxes match the 2DCG art.

So the dog is just some guy. Not a furry thing, a full grown ass man with a collar and everyone acts like it's normal. That's the joke and it never stops being funny. Naughty Doug puts you in this weird house where you wander around sniffing for trouble and the trouble is mostly just you deciding which woman to grind against today. The stats are like, they like you, they're chill with you, and they think you're a pervert. Raising one without the other gets you slapped or worse, banished to the yard. I spent way too long trying to get the milf to trust me because she has this whole subplot about her life falling apart and I'm just there humping her leg while she cries. Peak comedy.

The animations are janky but in a good way, like someone spent three weeks making a boob jiggle just right and forgot to fix the hand clipping through a thigh. Oral scenes unlock early if you focus on comfort which is weird because she'll suck you off but still call you a bad dog. The voiced lines are actually decent, especially when the humiliation kicks in and she's whispering insults while stroking you. There's this one scene where you grope the big tits character in the kitchen and her sister walks in and the suspicion spike is instant. You can't just reload, you have to live with it.

Oh and the owner guy, Chuck, he'll eventually take you to get neutered if you push too far. That's a game over screen I didn't expect and honestly respect. No idea why the interracial tag is there, maybe one of the later girls. The stripping mechanic is tied to how comfortable they are but sometimes they just do it randomly while talking about groceries. This game understands that horny and stupid belong together.

Alright so Growing Thing's Up. The name itself is kinda dumb but whatever. I was clicking through it and the whole setup is this dude gets put in a girls only dorm by accident. Classic. The 3D models are... there. Some of the girls have these massive tits that just defy physics, like they'd need a structural engineer to hold them up, and the asses are equally ridiculous. But you're not here for realism right? The animations during the sex scenes are stiff sometimes, like they're mannequins rubbing together, but then there's this one scene with the redhead where she's using a toy and the way her face scrunches up actually got me. It's weird how one moment it's janky and the next it's hot.

The game throws you into these situations where you're basically helping these girls "explore" themselves. There's a lot of voyeur stuff, you catch them changing or in the shower, and the dialogue is so blunt it's almost funny. "I need you to watch me." Okay then. The male domination path is there but honestly the female domination bits hit harder, especially with the older dorm supervisor character. She's got this big ass and she knows it, and the way she teases the protagonist is more interesting than when you're the one in control. The handjob scenes are animated decently, there's this one where she's looking right at you and it's like, yeah okay game, you got me.

But then the cheating subplot with the lesbian couple feels tacked on and the romance options are thin. You just click and they're in love. The creampie finish is standard for every scene, no variety there. The sexual harassment tag is there but it's more like aggressive flirting that would get you arrested in real life. The sound design is basically nonexistent, just some wet noises that loop badly. Still, I kept clicking. The teasing, the stripping, the way the big titty goth girl looks at you when she's doing oral. It's a mess but it's a hot mess sometimes.

The club's blue LED glow feels wrong in a house this big, like someone left a strip mall inside a funeral. You inherit the place from a dead man, and the first thing his widow Victoria does is pour you a drink while her daughters pretend not to watch. Kayla sneaks glances from the stairs, Maya bites her lip by the pool. The Ledger wastes zero time getting weird, and I respect that.

The retro Renpy setup means no fancy camera tricks, just dialog boxes and occasional animated scenes. But the AI generated art hits different when Kayla's tits bounce during a teasing scene in the kitchen, or when Victoria's blackmail side quest unlocks because you peeked through the wrong keyhole. The sound design is barely there, just ambient loops and occasional wet noises, so I ended up playing my own playlist. Big mistake. Nothing kills a corruption arc like a lofi girl loop kicking in during a blowjob.

My one actual complaint? The mystery angle. The ledger itself, the club secrets, the criminal shadows, it all sounds juicy but most of it stays locked behind repetitive dialogue trees. You'll click through three identical conversations about "Dad's past" before anyone even mentions the ledger again. And yet, the harem creep is real. One minute you're helping Maya with her phone, the next her big ass is on your lap asking if Mom is watching. And Mom usually is. Because why wouldn't she be.

Top 3 moments you'll want to screenshot. Number one: Victoria caught masturbating on the balcony. Number two: Kayla naked in the club office after you catch her stealing. Number three: literally any scene where the game remembers it has an exhibitionism tag.

It's messy, broken, and horny as hell. The Renpy autosave is your only friend when a wrong choice blackmails the wrong sister. But sometimes the truth costs a creampie, and I guess that's the whole point.

Okay so Xmas is ruined sort of. Protagonist guy gets this job exactly when his girlfriend Ariana is ready to get very very messy with him. House is empty, shes got that look, you know the one. Then he just... leaves. Ive seen smarter moves in a horror movie.

But here is the thing. Ariana already has this itch from before. A big black cock memory that just sits in her brain like an unfinished song. She tries to be good, tries to wait. Then this fat Santa literally drops in needing to recharge his magic or whatever. The logic is as thin as wrapping paper but who fucking cares, right? Its a parody, its xmas, its an excuse for what happens next.

The 2dcg art has this rough charm, not polished at all but the proportions are delicious. Big tits, big ass, the way Santa fills her up with that dark hard cock while she makes these faces, half guilt half absolute need. Creampie after creampie and the voyeur angle? You are the other guy, essentially. Watching your girl unravel while some magical elf man stretches her. The netorare isnt brutal direct confrontations, its that slow hot dread. She thinks about how good it feels while some generic carols could be playing in background. I wish there was more teasing, more back and forth before the full cheating starts but you cant really argue with Santa can you? One moment shes worried, next shes bouncing on it like her life depends on saving Christmas. And our hero, the male protag, hes at work I guess. Filing papers. What a legend.

So I'm scrolling through this mess of a game, right, and the first thing that hits me is how they didn't even try to hide what it is. Future setting, your daughter Moon hates your fucking guts, and you're stuck writing songs for her TV show. The android memory transfer thing is just window dressing for what's actually going on.

The spanking scene caught me off guard. Not because it's there, obviously it's there, but because the android girl just stands in the corner watching with this blank expression while you're going at it. Something about that dead-eyed stare while you're balls deep in your own kid. The creampie animations are deliberately rough, like someone animated them with one hand. I respect that.

What I don't respect is how the exhibitionism mechanics just... stop mattering halfway through. There's this whole thing with VARG glasses where anyone could theoretically see what you're doing, and then the game forgets about it completely. Poof. Gone. Like my motivation to keep playing after the third pregnancy scare that wasn't really a scare because the writing telegraphs everything.

The virgin android subplot is where things get genuinely weird in a way I wasn't expecting. She's technically never been touched but also has all these transferred memories of being absolutely railed. So when you finally get to the vaginal sex scene, she's crying but also giving instructions. It's uncomfortable in a way that feels intentional, unlike the rest of the game which is uncomfortable in a "someone's fantasy leaked onto a hard drive" way.

The group sex scene at the end. Three androids and Moon. Everyone's pregnant somehow. The future is wild.

So the army arc, right? That whole section where Marcus is getting screamed at by some drill sergeant with a neck thicker than my future, I kept thinking, okay, where's the payoff? You're doing pushups, you're miserable, your dad's a dick, classic setup. Then the game just fast forwards and you're back home, and everything's gone. Girlfriend? Poof. Friends? Dust. The whole world moved on while you were learning to polish boots. That's when the voyeurism tag really kicks in, not in a sexy way at first, more like this creeping dread of watching your old life through a window you can't open. It's a weirdly specific pain, like scrolling through an ex's Instagram at 2 AM but with actual consequences.

The spanking scene with the landlady, the one everyone on the forums won't shut up about, yeah it's hot. The 3DCG models have that slightly stiff, uncanny valley thing going on where the skin looks like polished wax, but the animation during the anal creampie finish is surprisingly fluid. What got me though was the virgin milf neighbor. The whole "returning the favor" plot twist where Marcus stops being a sad sack and starts, uh, collecting debts. The oral sex scene with her is framed like a confession, all whispered guilt and then this messy, desperate energy. It's not polished. The textures pop in sometimes and a character's hand clipped right through a hip during the vaginal sex scene and I just had to laugh. Wish the male protagonist had a bit more personality beyond "wronged and horny," but that's never getting fixed. The whole thing feels like a revenge fantasy written on a napkin in a bar, and honestly? That's the vibe. It's messy and bitter and then suddenly, aggressively lewd.

There’s something messy about this one, in a good way. You start thinking it’ll be another lazy sex-sim with stiff dialogue, but it’s weirdly personal. The main guy - this supposed “porn screenwriter” - talks like someone who’s too tired to be horny, but then you catch him staring at his co-star’s ass for so long that the camera sort of blushes for him. It’s all animated in that chunky 3D style that tries to look cinematic and fails spectacularly, which somehow makes it hotter. There’s a tension that isn’t just about getting off; half the time I was laughing at my own reflection, because who takes story beats seriously when there’s a creampie scene waiting two clicks away?

Anyway, the wife - yeah, she’s the quiet volcano type. Every time she’s on screen you can feel something coiled behind her polite smile. The cheating part doesn’t even sting; it just simmers. One moment you’re doing anal with a moaning actress on a fake hotel set, next you’re drying dishes with that wife character, pretending you don’t smell the same perfume. The game doesn’t push guilt exactly, more like a fuzzy hangover feeling that sits heavy behind your eyes. I tried being faithful once; the dialogue tree punished me by making everything boring. So I went full bastard. Still not sure if that was the “good” ending or just one of those multiple ones where no one really wins.

Oh, and whoever coded the teasing scenes has issues - in the best way. The camera lingers, the sound design borders on gross (mouth sounds like real life, that wet-click thing), and the moans occasionally clip through the background music. I complained out loud once, but didn’t stop playing. There’s exhibitionism too, though it’s not called that; the sense that someone’s always watching, including me, feels more real than most games bother with. I kept expecting some moral wrap-up, but it ends mid-thrust, like a thought you forget to finish. And maybe that’s the point.

A small-town detective with a dead stare, a stiff cock, and way too much history with his own family, that’s basically who you’re stuck inside here. The story kicks off like a regular crime case, but it doesn’t stay clean for long. Your sister vanished years ago, your brother’s death cracks everything open again, and then suddenly every woman in this shitty province wants your attention, your questions, and usually your dick. It feels like someone mashed a crime drama with a messy dating sim, then said “ok, but make it horny and a bit wrong in the head.” You chase clues in one scene, then in the next you’re pressing a suspect up against a wall, her huge tits spilling over your hands while she tries to keep a straight face and pretend this is “about the case.” The game kind of laughs at itself sometimes, like when a girl tries to keep things professional and two choices pop up that are both basically “flirt, but in different levels of pervert.”

The sex actually earns its place in the story most of the time. You’re not just clicking through random porn scenes; you flirt, tease, pick dialogue, and then suddenly you’re on a couch with this tattooed girl riding you slow while she asks about your missing sister, like it’s a first date and a therapy session and a porno interview together. One moment that stuck with me: you interrogate a bar owner, she’s got this big ass in tight jeans, and it keeps cutting to her leaning over the counter. Play it right, push her buttons, and you end up in the storage room with her on her knees, taking you deep in a sloppy blowjob that switches into a titfuck, her tits shiny and bouncing while she strokes what she can’t fit in her mouth. Then you wipe off, straighten your shirt, and go back to talking about evidence like nothing happened. Choices actually shift things too, like you can be a rough, controlling bastard who grabs a girl by the neck while you fuck her from behind and finish inside her just to prove a point, or you can act like a weird shy virgin who is in way over his head while three girls crawl all over him in a group scene, kissing his chest, stroking him together, taking turns on his cock like a fucked-up reward for doing good detective work. Not gonna lie, sometimes the humor lands flat or a line sounds like it went through Google Translate twice, but somehow it fits this broken, horny world where everyone’s a bit off, and every clue you find just seems to lead to another bed, another blowjob under the table, or another chance to creampie someone who really, really shouldn’t be this attracted to a guy who smells like old coffee and crime scenes.