Oba again. That name from the F-series, you know the one. She's back and somehow even more... present. The whole thing is just her, standing there with those absolutely ridiculous boobs, and the game doesn't pretend to be anything else. It's a slideshow, basically. Click the blue triangles on the sides to flip through scenes. There are dots too, if you want to skip ahead, which is a weirdly thoughtful feature for something this unpolished. The interface feels like it was coded in a fugue state, but it works.

The art is rough, deliberately so. She's a chubby brunette with a hairy pussy, and the whole aesthetic is this unshaven, unapologetic mess. It's not trying to be slick. The hard sex scenes just... happen. One moment she's posing, the next the angle shifts and there's a cumshot, no fanfare, no animation, just a new static image. It's jarring in a way that loops back around to being honest. You're not here for a story. The game knows it. You know it. We're all just clicking triangles.

I got stuck for a second because I thought the dots were a loading bar. They're not. They're the navigation. That's the kind of experience this is. The whole thing is a weirdly meditative loop of clicking and looking at her huge boobs. No music, just the soft click of your mouse. It's almost zen, if your zen involves a lot of explicit close-ups. The lack of polish is the point, I think. Or maybe it's not. Who cares. It's Oba, with her boobs, and you click. That's the review.

The quiz format is a strange beast, isn't it? Like someone took the anxiety of a pop quiz and decided the reward should be Hinata getting railed. Not complaining, just observing. The whole thing runs on this loop of failure and memory. You click those green squiggles, get a question wrong, and the scene resets. But your brain doesn't reset, does it? It starts hoarding the correct answers like a little pervert squirrel. Question about some obscure ninja rank? Wrong. Restart. Now you know it's chunin, or whatever. The game doesn't care if you learned, it just waits for you to prove it five times in a row.

The actual payoff is a short animation, and it's all about that specific Naruto fantasy. Hinata, on all fours, getting taken from behind. The doggystyle view is the main event, obviously. The animation loops, and the whole point is watching that creampie finish. It's not some grand cinematic. It's a functional, horny gif locked behind a trivia gate. The blowjob scene is there too, a little appetizer before the main position switch, but the creampie is clearly what the whole quiz is building towards. The cumshot is the final grade. You passed, here's your sticky prize.

There's this weird tension because the questions are genuinely annoying sometimes. I got stuck on one about a character's weight or something, and the frustration of clicking the wrong hieroglyph over and over while a half-naked Hinata just stands there, waiting, is a specific kind of digital blue balls. The art itself has that unpolished, almost bootleg charm. Like something you'd find buried on a forum. The proportions are a bit off, the loop isn't perfectly seamless, but that almost adds to the grimy appeal. It's not trying to be a masterpiece. It's a quiz with a doggystyle creampie as the carrot. And honestly, remembering that the answer to question four is "Byakugan" while the visual of Hinata's ass is burned into your brain creates a memory association that's probably not healthy. The therapist in me wonders what kind of pavlovian response I'm building here, linking trivia failure to sexual reward. The player in me just restarts the quiz again.

The reputation upgrade bug is gone, which is good because that was the one thing keeping me from grinding out the last few blowjob animations. This is a browser game, runs fine on my mid tier laptop, no stutter even with the cumshot effects layered on. The engine handles the hentai art style without any weird compression artifacts, which I appreciate because the whole point is watching the girl's face get messy.

The RPG layer is thin, let's be honest. You click, you earn, you spend on upgrades, repeat. The glory hole setting means you never see the guy, just his dick poking through, and the game knows that's enough. The blowjob animations are the core loop and they're smooth enough. The hentai style is exaggerated in the right places, big eyes, bigger tits, and the cumshot moments are framed like a reward screen. I found myself timing my upgrades just to unlock the next facial expression change.

Top 3 moments you'll want to screenshot: the first time the reputation meter hits max and the girl's eyes go wide, the mid blowjob pause where she pulls back with a strand of spit, and the final cumshot where the animation loops just long enough to feel earned.

One thing that bugs me, the sound design. There is none. Mute the tab and it's the same experience. For a game about oral sex, a little wet noise would go a long way. But the visuals carry it. The gloryhole framing means the developer didn't have to animate a full body, and honestly that's smart. Less to break, more focus on the mouth and tongue work. The tumblr link in the description is dead by the way, which is a shame because I wanted to see if there's more like this. Not a conclusion, just an observation. The game is what it is, a tight little loop of click, watch, unlock, repeat. The reputation system gates the good stuff behind enough grinding that you feel like you worked for the messy finale.

The fox girl’s tits bounce with a weirdly hypnotic rhythm, like a metronome made of flesh. You get a slider for speed and a couple mode buttons, that’s it. No story, no dialogue, just a loop of her going at it with a disembodied cock in POV. The fur texture looks like someone smeared pastels with their thumb, deliberately messy, which I kinda respect. Reminds me of those old Newgrounds flashes you’d hide from your browser history, back when Flash was still a thing and you’d wait for the whole animation to buffer on a shitty DSL connection.

The blowjob mode has this one frame where her tongue curls in a way that’s anatomically questionable but, fuck it, she’s a fox. The cumshot lands on her muzzle and drips down onto her chest, and the facial expression shifts to something between satisfied and bored. You can pause it mid drip if you’re into that. The titjob option feels less polished, the collision detection is basically a suggestion, her breasts just kind of phase through the shaft like a Bethesda glitch. I wish there was a way to toggle the background, it’s just a flat grey void that makes the whole thing feel like a tech demo someone forgot to finish. Maybe a DLC that adds some lo fi beats and a vaporwave color palette, lean into the aesthetic properly.

The audio is just one muffled loop of wet sounds and a soft moan that cuts off abruptly, like the voice actor got embarrassed halfway through. I kept waiting for a second loop to kick in but it never does. The whole thing runs in browser, no download, which is convenient when you’re on a work laptop and don’t want IT asking questions. Not that I’d know. The fox design is cute in a scruffy way, big ears, bigger tits, the kind of character you’d see on a furry artist’s Patreon tier list. For what it is, a five minute distraction, it does the job. Just don’t expect it to do anything else.

The first thing that hits you is the name. Funhaus jerk-em-off. Like, okay, no pretension here. You load it up and it's just... these dudes. The Funhaus boys. Staring at you with that dead eyed flash game look from 2005. I remember playing shit on Newgrounds that had more production value but honestly? That's the charm. It's so aggressively low effort it circles back around to being art. The kind of thing you'd find on a buried page of a forum and feel like you discovered a cursed artifact.

Mashing keys. That's the mechanic. Just fucking hammer the keyboard like you're trying to close a frozen browser tab and a cartoonishly large pixel wang starts doing its thing. The physics, if you can call them that, are completely broken. The spum animation triggers in this sudden, almost violent burst that looks less like a facial and more like a glitchy water balloon filled with mayo exploding. I laughed so hard I choked on my drink. There's no build up, no finesse. One second you're slapping the A key, the next it's a cumshot that defies anatomy and frame rate limitations. The sound design is nonexistent which somehow makes the whole thing more unhinged. Just the silence of your own degenerate actions and the clacking of keys.

You know what I can't get over? The faces. They just stay there. Unmoving. Accepting their fate. It's a hentai logic applied to real-ish looking dudes and it breaks my brain in the best way. I spent way too long trying to see if different keys changed the trajectory. They don't. It's the same chaotic spum every time. For a game tagged with hard sex and big cock, it's weirdly innocent? Like a child's drawing of something filthy. The creator literally says don't expect much and they're right. But I keep going back to mash those keys. It's broken. It's stupid. I love it.

Right into it then. No menus, no lore dump, just a purple demon chick with her legs spread and a monster that looks like it crawled out of a nightmare with two dicks. Two. The whole point. They're both out and they're both going in, and the game doesn't pretend otherwise. The animation loop for the idle state has her already wet, which is a nice touch, saves you the usual awkward foreplay clicking.

The controls are a mess but in a way that feels almost intentional. You've got these three little circles, one for her clit, one for her pussy, one for her ass. Dragging them does things. The clit one is way too sensitive, half a pixel and she's already twitching, but the anal one needs you to practically drag it across the whole screen to get any reaction. The monster's two cocks are synced to your inputs, one for each hole. Trying to get a rhythm going where you're rubbing her clit while both cocks are pumping at different speeds is genuinely a pain in the ass. The hitboxes for the circles feel off, like they were drawn by someone who was, well, distracted.

The cumshot is the whole payoff. You're basically just filling up a meter. Once it pops, the monster pulls out and there's this thick, looping animation of it finishing all over her stomach and face. The sound effect is this wet, slapping noise that loops a bit too perfectly, it's almost hypnotic. The demon's expression doesn't change much, just this blank, cross-eyed look the whole time. Wish there was a bit more reaction when she's getting stuffed in both ends, a grimace, a smirk, anything. But the way her stomach bulges slightly when both cocks are fully in is a detail I stared at for way too long. The purple skin against the monster's weird grey texture is a choice. Not a good one, but a choice.

Remember those old Captain Planet episodes where the planeteers would combine their rings and summon a mulleted blue guy to solve everything? This is like someone took that concept, aged up the planeteers, added a milf version of Dr. Blight, and said "ok but what if instead of fighting they just... didn't."

The art's deliberately rough, almost like storyboard sketches that someone decided to color in anyway. It works for the vibe though. Gaia knows what's happening and she's not stopping it. There's something about the way Wheeler's hair looks that made me laugh for a solid minute, not in a mean way, just... it's very committed to being itself.

The whole thing feels like episode one of something, which it apparently is. Dr. Blight shows up looking like she raided a dominatrix's closet and immediately starts doing things that would make Captain Planet's eco-friendly heart stop. The blowjob scene has this weirdly specific detail where you can see her nail polish chipping, and I don't know why that stuck with me but it did. Maybe because everything else is so unpolished that one little touch felt intentional.

There's this anal scene that comes out of nowhere, no buildup, just suddenly that's happening. The fingering bits are animated in a way that reminds me of those old flash games from Newgrounds where you could tell someone was learning as they went. Not smooth, but enthusiastic. The cumshot at the end is... generous. Let's go with generous.

What's weird is I can't tell if the masturbation segment is meant to be Linka or some random character because the face changes halfway through. The strip tease earlier has this awkward rhythm where clothes just sort of disappear between frames without any real flow. But here's the thing, I kept watching anyway. The whole package has this fever-dream quality where you're not sure if you're supposed to be turned on or confused, and somehow that's more interesting than half the polished stuff out there. Captain Pollution would approve, probably.

The whole thing feels like someone left a 3D porn scene running and forgot to add the polish. That’s not a complaint, exactly. Richard’s house loads up and the lighting is flat, the textures have that plastic sheen, but then Angelica walks in. His new wife. And her tits are just… there. Massive. The kind of exaggerated that makes you scroll back to check if you imagined it. I didn’t.

Typing “house” for hints becomes a reflex after five minutes of wandering. The quest system is barebones, basically just pointing you toward the next fuck. Lola remembers Chris from before, which is a nice callback if you played the earlier stuff, and she’s eager to set up her friend Evelyn. The virginity thing with Evelyn is treated with a weird mix of ceremony and rushed dialogue. One moment she’s shy, next she’s bent over. The seduction minigame is just clicking through text options, no real fail state. Got a bit bored waiting for the scene to trigger honestly.

But the cheating angle. That’s where it gets sticky. Richard is supposedly your friend, and you’re plowing his wife in the next room while he putters around somewhere. Angelica’s scenes have this dirty, whispered quality, her dialogue all breathy and wrong. The cumshot finishes are sudden, almost jarring, splashing across those oversized models with no warning. Masturbation animations loop awkwardly, a hand moving in a rhythm that doesn’t match the sound. I wish the camera would stop clipping through the bed frame during the Evelyn scene but it won’t ever be fixed. Whatever.

Forgot about the seduce tag entirely. It’s more like they’re already ready and you just show up. The friend’s wife thing is the real hook, the taboo of it. Graphics are rough but functional, like a horny fever dream rendered on a calculator. Replay value? You’ll see all three women in under an hour, then probably never touch it again. Unless you really, really like that specific body type. Which, fine. I get it.

I don't know who decided the sperm bank needed a handjob machine with a leaderboard but honestly, that's the kind of chaotic energy I respect.

The whole premise is so goddamn stupid in the best way. You're just sitting there furiously wiggling your mouse over this hentai image while a machine does the work, trying to get your count as high as possible. My wrist actually hurt after the third level. Not from what you think, get your mind out of the gutter, just from the aggressive circular motions like I'm trying to summon a demon through my deskmat. The cumshot meter fills up and you move on, simple as that. The arcade scoring system is surprisingly addictive even though the graphics look like someone drew them during a lunch break and never went back to clean up the lines. Which I think is the point? Maybe?

There's this one moment on level four where the machine kicks into overdrive and the whole screen gets kind of ridiculous with the animations. I won't spoil it but I definitely screenshotted that mess to drop in the NSFW channel later. The humor is so deadpan that I can't tell if it's intentional or just a happy accident of translation jank. Either way, it works. I wish there was more variety in the backgrounds though, staring at that same sterile clinic wall gets old fast. But then again, are you really here for the interior design? No.

The points system could use some tweaking because honestly I cheesed it by just making tiny fast circles instead of the full range they probably expected. Don't tell the dev. Actually do, I want more levels with different machines. The hentai art style is that classic slightly-off proportion thing that somehow makes it funnier when the handjob machine goes absolutely ham. My discord server is gonna meme this to death and I'm here for it.