Wanda Maximoff with her brain leaking out her ears and that dumb ahegao face, tongue out, eyes rolled back. That's the money shot right there. Not even kidding. The whole game is basically a delivery system for that one image and honestly? Worth it. I was alt tabbing at work, pretending to look at spreadsheets, and I almost choked on my coffee. My boss definitely thinks I'm having a stroke.

The setup is Doom being a smug bastard, which is correct. He's got this whole plan about rebranding Latveria as some kind of tech utopia and he needs a queen. So he picks Susan Storm, obviously. The invisible milf. Classic villain move. But then the game just... forgets about the whole world domination thing and turns into a corruption conveyor belt. Which I'm not complaining about. You're just clicking through comic panels, making choices that are basically just "corrupt her more" or "corrupt her faster". There's this one scene where Susan is "training" and you can see the exact moment her brain switches off. It's like watching a lightbulb dim. The cheating angle with Reed is barely there, just a couple of throwaway lines, which is a shame. Would've loved to see that stretched out more, pun intended.

The art is that rough 2dcg style, looks like it was drawn on a tablet during a boring Zoom call. But it works for the sleazy vibe. My only real beef, and this is petty, is that the anal scene is locked behind a really specific path. I had to replay the whole second half because I missed one dialogue option with a Doombot. A Doombot! Who cares about a Doombot! Also Scarlet Witch shows up for like five minutes, gets her mind melted, and then vanishes. Peak content. No clue what happens after, I think Doom wins? Who cares, I got what I came for.