The PedroIllusions logo pops up and already I know what I’m in for. No menus, no bullshit, just Android 18’s blonde bob and Erza Scarlet’s red hair filling the screen from a low angle that puts their asses front and center. It’s that classic beach setup where you’re supposed to be sleeping and wake up to this. Sure, whatever, I’ll buy the fantasy. The loop is simple, they twerk, they flash, they spread, and the whole thing is aggressively unpolished in a way that loops back around to being hot if you’re into that janky browser game aesthetic.

The crossover makes zero sense and that’s the best part. Erza from Fairy Tail meeting Android 18 from DBZ on some random beach? Nobody asked for this but here it is. The animation is stiff, like someone discovered tweening yesterday and went wild with it. Erza’s red hair clips through her shoulder at one point and I laughed, then immediately forgot about it because 18’s ass is doing that thing. You know the thing. The game knows exactly why you clicked and it doesn’t pretend otherwise. Just butts. Anal teases. A twerk loop that stutters slightly on the third cycle but somehow makes it feel more real, like a cam show where the connection dips for a sec.

I wish there was a way to switch angles or maybe control the speed. There isn’t. You watch, that’s it. The beach background is a static jpg that looks like it was ripped from a 2007 MySpace layout and honestly I respect that commitment to not giving a fuck. The audio is what you’d expect, some generic waves and wet sounds that don’t quite sync. It’s the kind of thing you’d leave running on a second monitor while doing literally anything else, glance over when the loop resets, nod approvingly, then go back to scrolling. Not a masterpiece, not trying to be. Just two iconic redhead and blonde babes getting their booties in your face because why the hell not.

The loading screen is just Goku's dumb smiling face and I'm already laughing because you know exactly what kind of jank you're in for. This is one of those browser games where the art looks like someone traced over a DBZ cel while very, very horny. Chichi's proportions are... generous. Like Akira Toriyama if he stopped caring about anatomy and just went full send on the curves. Her hair's that classic blue-black bob but her eyes have this desperate glow, like she's been waiting since the Cell Saga for a proper dicking.

The whole premise is peak fanfic energy. Chichi wants to get pregnant before Goku kicks it again, which, fair. The man dies more often than my phone battery. You control Goku's thrust rhythm with this slider thing that's about as responsive as a dead controller. Miss the sweet spot and Chichi's pleasure meter drops faster than Yamcha's power level. There's this one frame where her expression shifts from annoyed housewife to full ahegao and it's so abrupt I snorted my drink. The sound design is just... stock wet noises layered over what I think is a royalty free synth beat. It loops. Forever.

The cumshot animation is where the budget clearly ran out. It's like three frames of white pixels that appear with all the grace of a PowerPoint transition. But here's the thing, I kept playing. Not because it's good, but because there's something weirdly compelling about seeing these characters you grew up with reduced to this. The creampie scene has Chichi doing this victory pose that's almost identical to Goku's spirit bomb stance and I can't tell if it's intentional or the artist just reused assets. Probably both. The whole thing crashes if you try to go super saiyan mid-scene, which feels like a metaphor for something but I'm too tired to figure out what.

Right, so the whole premise is basically a malfunctioning android libido. Android 18, from DBZ, is about to literally explode if she doesn't get some. Her brother, 17, is the only one around. The art is... a choice. It's that deliberately rough, almost sketchy hentai style where the proportions go wild. Her tits are massive, like someone inflated beach balls under her shirt, and the blonde hair is just a yellow blob. It’s not trying to be polished, and honestly, that’s almost refreshing? Like finding a crumpled up dirty drawing in a school notebook.

The animation loop is janky as hell. It’s just a doggystyle scene, her from behind, and the motion is this repetitive piston action. 17’s expression is blank, but the text says he’s full of rage, his balls slapping against her pussy with every thrust. You don’t really see the rage, just a static face. But the sound design, or lack of it, is what got me. There’s this wet, slapping noise on a loop that’s slightly out of sync. I spent way too long trying to figure out if it was a browser issue or just the game file. It’s the game file. A tiny detail that just sits there, wrong.

Then the creampie moment. The cumshot is this sudden, thick white splatter that looks more like spilled paint than anything else. It just appears. No buildup, no change in the rhythm. One second it’s the mechanical pounding, the next, paint spill. And the whole “incest to calm her down” plot is just a flimsy excuse for a raw, unpolished fuck scene. The dialogue is hilariously blunt, stuff like “I can feel your rage in your cock.” It’s so direct it loops back around to being funny. You click through a few lines of text, watch the janky loop, and that’s it. The whole thing feels like a five minute distraction you’d find on a forgotten corner of Newgrounds, complete with the weirdly specific DBZ character models that are just off enough to avoid a lawsuit. It’s not good, but it’s got this strange, trashy energy. I don’t know why I kept watching the loop.

Rough, raw, unfiltered. That's what hits you when you boot this up expecting some polished DBZ fanservice but get something way more primal instead. The whole thing feels like someone took the basic idea of Bulma and Vegeta's first time and just... went there. No fancy animations, no elaborate setup - just straight into the uncomfortable reality of what that encounter would actually be like.

Bulma's expressions tell the whole story here. You can see every wince, every attempt to hold it together while Vegeta's doing his thing. The way her face scrunches up when he pushes in? Damn, that's some real shit right there. None of that porn-perfect moaning from frame one - this girl is clearly struggling with the size difference and trying not to let it show. Vegeta being all rough and impatient doesn't help either, typical saiyan prince behavior honestly. The dialogue is pretty minimal but when Bulma does speak up it's mostly little gasps and "wait" type stuff that makes it feel more authentic than your average hentai game.

What really gets me though is how they handled the power dynamic. Vegeta's clearly holding back because he knows he could literally break her, but he's also not exactly gentle about it. There's this tension where you're watching him try to control his strength while also being completely focused on getting off. The creampie finish feels inevitable from the start - like of course that's where this is heading, but the buildup makes it feel earned rather than just tacked on. Graphics aren't winning any awards but they do the job, especially those close-ups on Bulma's face during the rougher moments. Could use more positions honestly, feels like they stuck to missionary the whole time which gets repetitive. Still, if you're looking for something that doesn't sugarcoat the reality of a human-saiyan hookup, this delivers.

F-series really said let's take Bulma, stuff her into a bunny suit, and call it a day. I respect that. No bullshit lore dumps, no fake RPG mechanics, just DBZ parody tits and a dildo that appears when you click the right buttons. The green hair is a choice. It's not the right shade, not even close to Toriyama's minty aqua, more like someone left a highlighter in the wash. But whatever, I'm not here to critique color grading when there's a spread shot waiting behind the third arrow.

The clicking. God, the clicking. Left side buttons do one thing, right side do another, and the blue arrows cycle through poses like a flipbook made by a very horny intern. There's this one frame where she's got the playboy bunny ears tilted just so and the orga face hits, pupils rolled back, tongue out, the whole hentai starter pack. It's the cumshot scene obviously. You know the one. Where the posi is just chef's kiss. I spent way too long on that single frame. Like, genuinely forgot the other arrows existed. The dildo toggle is right there on the left panel and I kept clicking it on and off just to watch the animation stutter. It's not smooth. It's janky as hell. But that jank has charm, like a bootleg figure where the paint's a little off but you love it more for that.

I wish there was a Bulma with her classic capsule corp jacket. Just saying. The bunny suit is hot but it's also... expected? Low hanging fruit. Give me scientist Bulma getting railed over a workbench. But that'll never happen because this is F-series and they know their lane. The whole thing runs in browser so no install headaches, just straight to the degenerate clicking. My mouse hand cramped up. Not from that, get your mind out of the gutter. Well, maybe a little from that.

Finally someone animated the scene Toriyama skipped. You know the one. Videl and Gohan, alone, training maybe, and then suddenly not training at all. This little browser game just cuts straight to the good stuff, no filler episodes about power levels or whatever.

The whole thing is basically a loop of Videl absolutely losing herself on Gohan’s cock. And I mean losing herself. The animation is deliberately rough, like a flipbook made by a very horny teenager, but that's almost the charm. She's bouncing and grinding with this frantic energy, like she's been waiting since the Cell Games for this. Her shorts are just gone, bottomless from the start, which is a nice touch. No awkward undressing minigame, just straight to the point. The creampie finish is messy and over the top, exactly how a secret XXX parody should be. Lots of juice flowing, as the description promised, which sounds like a weird health drink commercial but okay.

My one tiny gripe, and I'll never get over it, is that her hair doesn't move right when she's jumping. It's just a static brunette helmet. In a game that's all about motion, that one detail pulls me out. But then she does this little turning thing on his dick and I forget what I was complaining about. The sound is just wet slaps and moans, no epic orchestral score, which feels like a missed opportunity for a "Cha-La Head-Cha-La" remix. Honestly, it's a perfect little stress ball of a game. Click, watch, close browser, contemplate your life choices. It's not deep, it's not polished, it's just two Saiyan-era kids finally doing what the fanfics have been saying for decades. And that big cock? Yeah, it's big. Like, almost a third character big.

The floor is cold, I think. That's what I notice first. Not the famous blonde hair or the impossible strength from a show I half remember. Just the floor texture, weirdly detailed, while she's looking up with this expression that somehow says both "hurry up" and "I will vaporize you" at once. Pinoytoons has this specific thing they do where the proportions are stretched in ways that don't make anatomical sense but your brain just... accepts? Her hips are doing something that would probably break a real person.

There's this countdown mechanic. Thirty seconds. It flashes in the corner and the first time I didn't realize it was there until she started looking genuinely annoyed. Not the playful kind. The kind where you remember she could punch through a mountain. So now I'm clicking through positions like a panic while the sound loop hiccups in this particular way that's become weirdly comforting after the tenth repeat. The pussy interaction is frame-by-frame, granular stuff. You drag or click and there's this slight delay in the reaction that makes it feel heavier than the usual flash game junk. Like there's actual physics being suggested even if the animations are rougher than sandpaper.

The creampie finish is what you'd expect but the way the fluid animation catches up with the character model's stillness is... there's something almost artsy about how unpolished it is. Not in a "this is deep" way, more like finding a sketch that's hotter than the finished painting. The vaginal stuff is explicit enough that describing it feels redundant, you've seen hentai, you know the drill. What sticks is how the POV angle never quite lines up. Your perspective is from slightly too high, like you're floating just behind your own shoulders, and it creates this uncanny intimacy that more polished games scrub away. I wish the cumshot pooling had more variation. Sometimes it lands in the same pattern three cycles in a row and you notice. But then she does this little hip adjustment movement that I swear wasn't programmed in, just a quirk of how the loops overlap, and the criticism evaporates. For a Dragon Ball Z themed fuck loop, it's committing to being exactly what it is without apology. That's rarer than it should be.

Videl's face does this thing in the corner of the screen. Like she's about to roll her eyes but catches herself. You know that expression from the show, the one where Gohan's being too earnest and she's trying not to laugh. It's there, frozen in that slightly off model way that somehow makes it more charming. The whole thing looks like a Flash animation that got left in the sun too long, colors bleeding just a bit at the edges of her hair.

Five buttons along the bottom. That's your toolkit. Fingering, rubbing, licking, the usual menu of options you'd find in any patreon funded jam game. But here's the thing about the stress bar. It fills up way too fast if you just spam the same action. Found that out the hard way, watching Videl's pleasure meter stall out while her stress crept toward red. Had to actually pay attention to her breathing animations, the little pixel shifts around her mouth. She's got these massive tits obviously, because of course she does, this is a DBZ parody game and nobody's here for anatomical accuracy. They bounce in that weird elastic way that reminds me of old Newgrounds stuff, before everyone got self conscious about physics engines.

You can toggle watch mode if you're feeling lazy. Strips away the bars entirely and just loops whatever action you've got selected. I left it running on the cumshot finish while I scrolled through my phone for like ten minutes. Gohan's hair doesn't move at all during any of this. Not a single spike. That's the detail that stuck with me, the one I can't stop thinking about. Every thrust, every position change, and that ridiculous Super Saiyan haircut stays perfectly rigid like it's carved out of yellow plastic. The sound design is basically just wet slapping noises that don't sync up half the time. It's messy. It's unpolished. It's exactly what you'd expect from a browser game where you help Gohan finger his wife while her stress levels dictate the pace. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

God, that hair. It's the first thing that hooks you, isn't it? That impossible shade of corn silk blonde that only exists in a Toriyama drawing, spiked up and defying gravity like she just walked off the page. And the face they gave her, that permanent little scowl she had in the Cell saga, it's all there. The weird thing is, the rest of the model is weirdly proportioned if you stare too long. Not the sexy parts, those are fine. I mean her shoulders. They're off. Like a Funko Pop that someone stretched out in a taffy puller. Spend five minutes zoomed in on the clavicle area and you'll see it. I can't unsee it now.

But nobody's here for an anatomy lesson on deltoids. The undress mechanic is exactly as advertised, a simple point and click that reveals what those tight blue denim shorts were barely hiding. Or wasn't hiding at all, let's be real. Fucking hell, the curvature work on her rear end when she turns around is genuinely hypnotic. Way better than the chest animation, which has this weird, almost liquid wobble that feels like it belongs to a different physics engine entirely. Tap tap tap, and suddenly you're watching Android 18, the stone cold killer who broke Vegeta's arm, looking back at you with an expression that's 50% disinterest and 50% unspoken promise. That's the canon character, right there.

There's a blowjob scene that unlocks faster than you'd think. It's not slow. It goes from zero, to a hand on the shaft, to full on messy oral in like three clicks. No buildup, which, honestly, works for a parody. You think 18 would waste time with foreplay? The loop is basic but the sound design... there's a little wet pop at the end of the animation cycle that made me instinctively reach for my phone's volume rocker even though I was home alone. You know that panic. It's a good panic. I just wish they'd included her jerking you off while maintaining eye contact. That's the iconic 18 energy that's missing. The dead eyed stare while she does something devastating. The material's right there, man. It's right there.