Harmony Haven starts really soft and sweet, like some cozy romance VN, then suddenly you realize you’ve spent the last hour micromanaging when your “faithful” wife is allowed to suck another guy’s cock. It looks pretty harmless in the beginning. New town, cute couple, everything bright and normal, some flirty neighbors. Then the game starts poking you with all these tiny choices. Do you let her wear this way-too-tight dress to dinner. Do you pretend not to see the neighbor’s eyes locked on her tits. Do you peek through the window when she’s in the shower, touching herself a little too hard while thinking about “something that happened earlier.” It escalates slowly and that’s where it gets good, because it feels less like porn spam and more like you really pushed them there yourself.

What I liked is how the game lets you be a jealous possessive bastard or a curious pervert who keeps opening the door a bit more, just to see what happens. One run I tried to keep the relationship totally clean, like, “no cheating, no sharing, just us two.” You can do that, and it’s honestly kind of cute, with a lot of teasing, groping in the kitchen, her riding you with that close-up POV of her huge tits bouncing while she bites her lip. The romance scenes still feel hot, especially when she goes from shy to needy, asking for creampies and begging you not to pull out. But then I restart, change one answer at the barbecue, and suddenly we’re talking about “just flirting, nothing serious” with the neighbor’s wife, who has an ass that feels like it was designed by a horny chiropractor. And then there’s that party where the game subtly asks if you want to watch your girl dance a bit more dirty, with some guy’s hands way too low on her hips. I thought, alright, just a little exhibitionism, and it turned into a full-on stripping scene where she’s grinding on his thigh and looking straight at you like “this is your fault.” I still liked it.

The corruption angle hits harder because you see their limits moving. At first she’s embarrassed if you slap her ass in public, later she’s letting you spank her over the balcony with neighbors maybe watching, and she’s clearly wet from it. Oral scenes are everywhere, and they’re not lazy about it: you get her kneeling between your legs, drool running down her chin, mascara a bit messy while she looks up, one hand pumping you, the other secretly rubbing her clit. There’s a shower scene where you can either fuck her “nice and romantic” or push her against the wall and go straight for anal while the water runs over her back. I went rough, obviously, and she starts protesting for like two lines before switching into deep moans and begging you to go deeper. Sometimes the male domination feels a bit all over the place, like one scene he’s super controlling with ropes, collar, spanking and all, next scene he’s suddenly this soft boy again, and it’s a bit jarring, but the BDSM parts when they hit, they hit. Watching her on all fours, her big ass up, red from your hand, and that quick little animation of your cock sliding in again while she squirms, that’s the stuff I replayed.

What surprised me is how far the game lets you push the whole swinging and NTR side without forcing it if you don’t want. You can keep things “only us” or you can slowly open the door to interracial stuff, swapping partners, voyeur scenes where you’re hiding in a closet watching her get fingered by another guy while she’s whispering your name but still taking it. There’s this one hotel scene where you decide if you just watch from the door crack or walk in and join, and both paths feel nasty in a good way. The multiple protagonist idea is fun too, since it lets you see things from both sides: her point of view when she’s getting tempted, masturbating in bed because she’s thinking of the coach’s hands on her thighs, or his point of view when he’s debating if he should share her or keep her all to himself. Sometimes I wish the point & click parts were less picky about hotspots, I kept misclicking on stupid little objects that did nothing and it annoyed me more than it should, but then I’d stumble into a cosplay scene where she’s in this tight outfit with stockings and heels, offering you a footjob while you sit on the couch, and I kinda forgot I was mad. The harem-ish side of it sneaks in too: one run I ended up juggling the wife, a thick coworker with huge tits who loves being groped in the elevator, and a so-called “friend” who pretends to be innocent, then suddenly is naked in your bed asking if you’re going to fill her up as well. None of it feels very realistic, but honestly, when she’s riding you reverse cowgirl, big ass slapping against your lap, moaning loud enough the neighbors definitely hear, realism is not what my brain cares about.

This game hits different when you're looking at those character designs - Anna's got that whole wholesome wife aesthetic going on but then the story goes completely sideways. Like seriously, the fashion choices here are so vanilla at first glance but that's kinda the point? David looks like every suburban dad ever, which honestly works for what they're trying to do with this whole "perfect marriage" setup before everything goes to hell.

The three-part structure is actually pretty clever even though Part One drags like crazy. You're basically watching David fumble through his week while making choices that'll bite you in the ass later. Then Part Two flips it and suddenly you're seeing Anna's side of things and wow, her perspective changes everything. The voyeurism stuff really kicks in here and the teasing mechanics get intense. But here's where it gets messy - the pregnancy content feels rushed and the lactation scenes come out of nowhere. One minute you're dealing with innocent romance, next minute there's full-on sexual harassment scenarios that escalate way too fast. The netorare elements don't really hit until Part Three though, which is frustrating because that's clearly what most people are here for.

What really bugs me is how the exhibitionism scenes are handled - Anna's outfit choices become increasingly questionable but in a good way? The spanking content feels organic to the story at least. The multiple endings thing is legit though, your choices actually matter which you don't see much in kinetic novels. The cheating storylines get pretty explicit with handjobs and titfuck scenes that are surprisingly well-written. The visual novel format works here because you need that internal monologue to understand why these characters make such stupid decisions. Part Three is where the real degenerate stuff happens and honestly it's worth slogging through the setup. The romance elements clash hard with the hardcore content but somehow it works?

Horny fever dream at a summer camp, that is what this game feels like. You show up at Camp Pinewood, every cabin and path stuffed with cartoon girls you definitely were not supposed to jerk off to as a kid, and suddenly they are throwing tits and attitude in your face like it is the most normal thing in the world. I work in burlesque, I live for teasing and slow reveals, so half the time I was playing I kept thinking “ok, this scene I could steal for my next routine” and then it goes from flirty to filthy so fast my brain just shuts up. One moment Gwen is doing that shy little half-smile while she leans closer, the next she is on her knees, sucking you off behind the shower block like it is a dare, and you are trying to remember if you clicked the romance option or the “be a dick” one. Both work, somehow. Not gonna lie, the male domination vibe is strong here. A lot of these girls melt the second you push them a bit, grab a wrist, drag them into the storage room with the excuse of “help me clean” and bam, someone is riding your cock on a crate of pool floats. There is romance in bits, yeah, but it is that porn logic romance where two lines of soft dialogue magically justify anal on the picnic table in broad daylight while other campers walk by and pretend not to look, or maybe they do look, voyeurism is everywhere, cameras, windows, doors not fully closed. I love that.

The wild part for me is the mashup. One minute it is Daphne and Velma in a camp “mystery night” event, Velma pretending she is just investigating while she is actually grinding against your thigh on the bench, glasses all foggy, Daphne acting offended until you grab her by the neck and tell her to kneel and suddenly she is giving a messy titfuck like she has been waiting all week. Then you switch areas, find Starfire trying to “understand human intimacy” in the woods, she is naked again in three clicks, asking why your cock is “angry” while she lines it up with her pussy, and that scene just screamed burlesque bit to me. I’d walk on stage in that bright orange look, innocent alien voice, then drop the cute and go full camp slut in the second chorus. And do not even get me started on Lola Bunny. Whoever wrote her scenes is a foot guy, I swear. So much focus on legs and bouncing ass, and she loves showing off in public spots, bent over near the campfire where everyone could just turn their head. Exhibitionism hits hard here. Sometimes it is subtle, like sitting on your lap in the cafeteria, skirt up just enough so you feel how wet she is, handjob hidden under the table while other characters talk about something stupid. Sometimes it is just full on “fuck me in the open shower, I want them to hear.”

It is not all smooth, of course. Some dialogues feel like they came out of Google Translate on a bad day, and I say that as a non native speaker who abuses Google Translate on a regular basis. A few scenes hurry from teasing to penetration so quick that I blinked and missed the good strip tease part. I wanted longer build up with characters like Raven or Kim, more seduction, more “I’m not sure about this” that turns into “choke me harder” five lines later. Instead you sometimes get a blunt “you are hot, let’s fuck” and the game just shrugs and drops you into vaginal or anal like skipping foreplay. On the other side, there are moments that completely overdeliver. Like sneaking behind the cabins and catching one of the girls secretly playing with herself while watching others from the shadows, total voyeur kink, and if you choose the right options you end up pushing her against the tree, her underwear halfway down, your hand on her throat while she begs you not to be too loud. Or that little thing with Frankie in the camp office, where she pretends to be professional and makes you sign some bullshit form, then casually slides under the desk and starts sucking you off while she keeps talking in a perfectly calm voice. I lost my mind there. As a dancer, that blend of “day job” and dirty submissive energy is chef’s kiss, I could build a whole stage act on just that. The game is sloppy here and there, but the fantasies hit like a truck. It is like someone grabbed your old cartoon crush list, locked them all in a camp with you, sprinkled BDSM and exhibition on top, and said “try not to cum in five minutes” which I obviously failed.

Mana everywhere, your dick in your hand, and you’re the only idiot in the whole world with zero magic in his veins. That’s pretty much the vibe. Everybody else is throwing spells, glowing, summoning shit, turning clothes invisible, and you’re this “mana trash” who somehow ends up as the perfect vessel for something… not human. The game doesn’t waste time pretending to be noble fantasy. It starts with the classic “you’re weak, you’re talentless” setup, then makes that weakness the exact reason every weird horny thing starts circling around you. Mages want to study you, monsters want to eat you, magical girls want to use you like a walking batteries-and-cock combo. Sometimes it feels like playing a poetic metaphor about being excluded from society, sometimes it’s just watching a busty elf jerk you off with one hand while tracing runes on your balls with the other. Depends how seriously you take it. I tried to read the lore, then immediately ignored it when the first scene had a witch making you strip in public to “test your resonance” while people in the background pretend not to stare and totally fail.

The Ren’Py style fits weirdly well here. Lots of choices, but not the polite kind. You know that moment when the screen pauses and you already feel the “I’m about to fuck myself over, aren’t I?” tension? There’s a scene where you’re stuck in an alley with some kind of mana-drunk catgirl who literally tells you, “I can smell how empty you are.” Then the game throws you three options: let her “fill” you, run away, or peek under her cloak first. I hit the pervy one, obviously, and suddenly you’re locked into this voyeur-exhibition spiral where she makes you stroke yourself while she casts illusions on the crowd so they see only what she wants. You’re shivering there, pants open, nobody supposed to notice, but then one illusion slips, and this one NPC girl definitely sees you, blushes, and pretends she didn’t. The camera lingers way too long on her reaction, and that tiny detail somehow felt lewder than the actual cum. Stuff like that is where the writing hits. It’s not just “here is porn.” It’s those awkward pauses, the half-broken grammar in some lines, the slightly off English that accidentally makes a sentence way dirtier than probably planned. My favorite bit of dialogue was a mage telling you “you will be used as vessel until your mind is soft like tongue.” That line is wrong in so many ways and I couldn’t stop thinking about it.

The animated parts are rough but in a good way. Nothing ultra polished, more like those older 3DCG projects where bodies move a bit stiff, but the camera is horny as hell. It likes slow pans over messy details, like the way cum clings to skin or how a magical barrier flickers around a naked ass while people pass right through it, unable to see. There’s this masturbation scene early on where you’re alone in some inn room, convinced you’re finally safe, and you decide to jerk off thinking about all the magical girls who humiliated you that day. While you stroke, the POV shifts and you get these ghostly overlays of them watching you, commenting, teasing in your head, mixing fantasy and maybe-real voyeurism. Then it reveals an actual magical familiar perched outside the window, spying the whole time and sending the images into someone else’s crystal. You don’t even get told who. Just this sick feeling that you’re basically a living camshow for whoever owns that mana feed. That voyeur thread comes back later, when an NPC already knows what your cum face looks like before you even meet them. Chilling, but also hot, which is kind of the pattern.

It’s not perfect. Some routes feel like the writer got horny, started a scene, got even hornier, then forgot what the plot was halfway through and just slapped a fade out when the orgasm happened. A few jokes land weird, especially when they try to be edgy about “eat you or fuck you or both” and then immediately soften it. Also, the game loves teasing “you might be the hero, you might be the villain” but honestly, half the time you’re just the convenient cock-shaped container for magic beasts and witches with exhibition kinks. Not complaining, just saying the destiny speech feels a little silly when you’re kneeling in the mud swallowing glowing monster cum because the script said this is how you “attune to the continent.” But if you lean into it, accept that you’re basically a walking porn magnet with anxiety about having no mana, it works. To really squeeze every filthy drop from it, always pick the option that feels slightly too risky, especially anything about letting people watch or letting magic “mark” you. The game rewards shamelessness. The more you let them turn you into a spectacle, the dirtier, stranger, and more fun the scenes become, until you forget you ever cared about being powerless and just hope the next spell leaves you naked in the wrong place again.

This thing is basically a breast-obsessed fantasy road trip with a lazy witch who wants nothing, and I mean nothing, more than to not move her ass. She’s got this ridiculous curse/blessing where every time she gets fucked her tits grow, and it’s not just a line of text saying “they’re bigger now”, they actually treat it like a core part of the whole adventure. You’re juggling her energy, her gold, and these four stats that sound like they came from a horny tabletop sheet: martial, mystic, charm, trickery. As a voice acting nerd, what hooked me fast is how her personality shifts with the scenes. Early on she sounds more playful, a bit whiny, like “ugh do I really have to get up and go tease that slime girl”, and then a few scenes later when her chest is huge and she’s pushing into that arrogant exhibitionist mood, the tone in my head completely changed. You can almost hear this smug, sleepy purr when she agrees to let some monster grope her in exchange for loot. It’s the kind of character where, if this had full VA, the actress would have to constantly ride the line between “I’m lazy” and “I’m secretly loving every second of this filth”. Sometimes I wished her dom side had a rougher edge, like a little more bite in her words, but the game clearly leans into goofy horny instead of harsh cruelty, so maybe that’s just me wanting something it never promised.

The enemies are where my brain went crazy imagining different voices. You’ve got monster girls, furries, weird fantasy things with way too many tongues, and they all have their own dom and sub scenes. When she loses, the tone I imagined is so different, like she’s trying to sound offended while clearly melting, especially in the oral scenes where she’s supposed to be overwhelmed. The text does a decent job making you “hear” the sucking, slurping, messy blowjob moments, and when she’s on top it flips into this teasing, almost sing-song rhythm as she uses those big tits as a weapon. In vaginal scenes, especially when her breasts are absurdly huge, I loved how they treat her body like an obstacle; thrusting is happening but her sheer size is a problem, and in my mind she’s half laughing, half out of breath, moaning through her own weight while some monster or witch or smug woman is either railing her or getting ridden stupid. Then there’s the strategy / management layer, where you decide what challenge to take, when to submit on purpose just to see a new domination scene, or when to play smart and go for loot and upgrades. The humor is pretty solid too, very self-aware, like “yes her boobs are now bigger than the doorway, no this is not practical, yes we’re doing it anyway”, and it keeps the whole thing feeling like a dirty cartoon adventure where everyone is horny and slightly unhinged. If you want to squeeze every drop out of this, don’t rush the fights: push her into weird matchups, let her lose on purpose, replay the same encounters at different sizes and imagine how her voice would change going from shy witch with a cute ass to swollen, tit-drunk exhibitionist who can barely stand but still begs for one more handjob or one more tongue between her legs.

Snow on the window, porn on the second monitor, that kind of holiday mood. Jinxed Mark feels a bit like someone took those cheesy Christmas TV dramas about “moving in with a new family after grandma dies” and then said: alright, what if the dude also had a cock so stupidly huge it basically gets its own subplot. You play as Mark, this young guy who just lost his grandma, trying to figure shit out, doing random jobs, dealing with a weird mentor, and suddenly staying with his boss’ family where absolutely nobody has heard of boundaries. It starts quiet, like a normal slice-of-life thing, then the game just leans harder and harder into “everyone is horny and pretending they’re not.” One moment you’re running some small errand or getting scolded, next you’re catching a milf in a half-open bathrobe, bending over way lower than necessary, her tits practically crying for your hands. The tone flips fast, like holiday lights blinking wrong pattern. And honestly, that fits.

What I liked is how the erotic stuff sneaks up. You’re not just getting spammed with sex from minute one, you’re getting these small scenes first. You walk past a half-closed door, Mark catches his boss’ wife “cleaning,” but she’s actually touching herself, legs spread, muttering about how she shouldn’t think about him like that, rubbing faster anyway. There is this voyeur vibe where you know you should go away but you don’t, and the camera doesn’t cut too fast, it actually lets you watch her fingers, the way her big tits move while she tries to stay quiet and fails. Later, she pretends nothing happened at breakfast, boobs bouncing in that tight top, and every time she “accidentally” brushes against you, the game makes sure you notice Mark’s giant dick waking up in his pants. And then, when you finally get to touch her, it’s dirty in a very simple, honest way: groping her ass in the kitchen with the door not fully closed, her whispering “we need to stop” even while she’s jerking you off with both hands like she’s trying to tame a wild animal. The handjob scenes are long, with nice little animated loops of her pumping, pausing, then pressing your cock against her own soaked panties like she can’t decide if she wants you inside her or just wants to feel the weight of it against her clit. That kind of stupidity makes it hot.

The cheating stuff is not subtle, and I kinda like that it doesn’t pretend. She’s talking about her husband while taking your shaft in her pussy, riding you slowly at first, then faster when she realizes she can’t fit the whole thing without losing her mind. There is a great moment where she’s on top of you in the living room, curtains not fully closed, her tits bouncing all over, trying to keep her voice down while Mark is clearly about to blow inside her. She panics for half a second and then just… lets him creampie her anyway, sitting down hard so it all goes deep. That “fuck it, too late” feeling is real. Same thing when she bends over the couch and lets him slam her from behind, moaning louder every time his hips smack against her ass, biting a cushion so the family doesn’t hear. The game likes to keep you on the edge of someone walking in, but then never quite does it, like Christmas carols that almost hit the wrong note. There’s also this small thing that annoyed me: the way some dialogue pauses feel off, like the timing doesn’t match the heat of the scene, but I kept playing anyway and then forgot what exactly bugged me. Masturbation scenes with Mark alone are short but nice, he strokes that huge cock while thinking about the milf’s tits, or that time she let him “help” with sunscreen that obviously wasn’t sunscreen. Honestly, if your holiday season needs less mistletoe and more “massive cock fucking the boss’ wife raw while she pretends she still has morals,” this fits that weird space in the brain very well.

Eva's phone keeps buzzing with notifications she never expected when she first moved to the city. What started as innocent selfies for her hometown boyfriend quickly spirals into something much more intense when she discovers how much attention her curves get online. The corruption mechanics here actually feel organic - you're not just clicking "be bad" buttons, but watching this small-town girl slowly realize the power her body holds over others.

The exhibitionism content builds naturally from nervous flashing in empty hallways to full-blown public displays that'll make you question if Eva's lost her mind or finally found herself. Her best friend becomes this weird enabler who keeps pushing boundaries, and honestly? The lesbian scenes between them hit different when you realize how much manipulation is involved. The blackmail storyline with her professor gets genuinely uncomfortable in the best way - dude's got photos of Eva's "study sessions" and uses them to turn her into his personal toy. The handjob scenes in his office while other students wait outside? Chef's kiss.

But here's where it gets messy - the dating sim elements feel half-baked compared to the corruption stuff. You'll spend forever trying to balance Eva's relationships while the real juice is in watching her dignity crumble piece by piece. The interracial content with her new city friends opens doors to scenarios that would've been impossible back in her conservative hometown. Male domination themes run deep here, from subtle workplace harassment that escalates to full ownership dynamics. Eva's transformation from innocent church girl to someone who masturbates in public bathrooms while sexting strangers is genuinely compelling. The cheating mechanics let you destroy her relationship in creative ways, though sometimes the guilt trips feel overdone. When she's finally stripping for cash to pay rent, you realize how far she's fallen - or risen, depending on your perspective.

Blueberry Academy feels like somebody mashed a horny visual novel with one of those “elite private school with dark secrets” anime, then said fuck it and cranked the perv dial instead of the mystery. You arrive as the new guy in this super fancy academy in the middle of the forest, all rules and uniforms and fake polite smiles, and five minutes later you’re already thinking more about panties than grades. The whole place is like a fetish playground pretending to be a serious institution. Long corridors, empty classrooms, showers with fogged glass that doesn’t really hide shit, that kind of thing. As a GIF hoarder I went in hunting for clean loops and honestly the animated scenes paid off fast. The dev is clearly proud of their thrust cycles. There’s this one stairwell scene where you’re “helping” a classmate with a punishment and the rhythm is perfect for cropping. Spent more time in ScreenToGif than I want to admit.

The main fun is how the game keeps pushing you toward being seen. Not just private sex in a locked room, but stuff like a club president telling you to “prove your obedience” with the classroom door half open, or a shy honor student agreeing to wear a plug under her skirt during a school ceremony. You get dialogue choices, but it’s not one of those massive stat micromanagement things. More like: are you going to be a teasing bastard, a soft dom, or just a walking hard-on with zero shame. The exhibition stuff hits hard when you’re in places that should be boring, like the library. One moment you’re pretending to study, next moment a girl is on your lap, panties around one ankle, trying not to moan while people walk past the shelves. I grabbed that scene, looped the little hip shiver she does when you push deeper, and yeah, that’s staying in my “Academy” folder.

Twins show up and the game just stops pretending it’s classy. They’re not carbon copy personalities at least. One is all fake innocence, the other leans straight into the dirty talk, and the way they play off each other around you feels very “I shouldn’t be watching this” in the best way. There’s a bit where they corner you in a storage room that’s basically a crash course in toys and trust issues. Gag, cuffs, little riding crop, one of them on your face and the other grinding on your cock, taking turns, occasionally looking at the door like someone might come in. That sense of “shit, if a teacher walks in right now” really sells the exhibition vibe. Anal and vaginal both get equal love, no weird half-assed fadeouts. Sometimes it goes a bit too quick from soft handholding to “choking and ass play in the music room” with like two choices in between, but I guess subtlety died in the forest with the old school rules. Sound is underrated here too. Not some high budget thing, but the panting, the little gasps when a toy goes in, chairs quietly creaking during desk sex, that stuff made my clips so much hotter. I do wish there was one longer scene in the gym showers with echo-y moans and water noises, but that’s probably never happening and I’ll be annoyed about it forever.

Summer in this game feels sticky, horny and a little bit mean, the way real teenage summer actually is when everyone pretends they’re “studying” but really just thinking about who they want to fuck. You play as Sam, that quiet guy in class who somehow ended up surrounded by people way hotter than he deserves. He lives with Riona, his mom who looks like she quit being a model only because having kids got in the way of her tight dresses, and Juno, the kind of sister that makes you think “yeah, this family would absolutely be banned from any normal anime.” They’re stacked, they’re always half-dressed at home because “it’s hot,” and it never feels like an accident when they bend over right in front of him. One moment you’re pretending to be a good son, the next you’re peeking through a half-open door while Riona fingers herself in the shower, trying not to moan too loud, and you have to decide if Sam just strokes himself in the dark or gets bolder and pushes the door a little wider.

The school side is where things get cruel. Jim and Jun act like classic bullies, but they’re not just stealing your lunch, they’re eyeing your childhood friend Angela and even your sister like they’re prizes to share. There’s this one scene on the rooftop where they “jokingly” push Sam around in front of her, and you can either swallow it and watch them get even chummier with her, or you finally snap and risk turning the whole thing into some messed up love triangle where you’re not sure who’s getting corrupted. Sometimes Angela shows up in this tight summer uniform that looks like it was tailored for porn, and she kinda leans on you, pretends she doesn’t notice your erection brushing her thigh, then later those same legs are wrapped around someone else in the locker room if you made the wrong choice earlier. The game likes to show you what you could have had and then twist the knife. One route has Juno on your lap late at night, pretending she’s drunk on soda, grinding “accidentally” while watching a movie, and the next playthrough she’s sending secret pics to one of the brothers while you sit alone in your room, jerking off to memories instead of her actual body. Romance and corruption are constantly fighting each other, and half the time it’s your own curiosity that ruins things. I still hate how the text notification sound in this game is slightly too loud, by the way. Every time it pops up during a quiet masturbation scene it scares the shit out of me, but the dev never fixes it and now I’m weirdly used to it.

The exhibitionism hits different too. There is this beach trip where your choices earlier control if Riona wears a normal swimsuit or something that might as well be painted on. If you pushed her a little on previous flirty moments, she actually asks Sam to rub sunscreen on her ass, in public, while some guys in the background pretend they’re not staring. You can go gentle and wholesome, or you just slide your fingers a bit too close to her pussy and she gives you that “don’t stop” look that no mother should ever give her son. Same with Angela at the festival, where you can talk her into not wearing panties under her yukata, then spend the whole evening brushing against her in the crowd, knowing one wrong move will flash her to half the school. Sometimes you’re the pervert pulling strings, sometimes you’re forced to just watch as someone else does it to the girls you wanted for yourself. The game is very much “pick your poison,” and whatever you do, somebody is going to end up moaning somewhere they shouldn’t, whether it’s a quiet classroom after hours, the bathroom at home, or under the covers with the door slightly open, just in case. It’s messy, horny, and kind of fucked up in all the right and wrong ways at the same time.