Raven. It's always Raven. Something about that grey skin and deadpan expression just begs for a gangbang, doesn't it. This isn't a game, not really. It's a creambee short, one of those patreon voted pose things, and the vote was for the goth Titan to get absolutely railed on a beach.

Three dudes. Three speeds. The whole gimmick is you control each guy's thrust pace independently. One slider for the mouth, one for the pussy, one for the ass. Triple penetration, because double is for amateurs. The coding must've been a nightmare, getting Raven's model to react to three separate rhythms while the guys all animate with their own independent cum timers. You can make one guy go absolutely feral jackhammer speed while another just lazily pumps, and her body... shifts? It's not smooth. The dev apologizes for it being janky, and yeah, the transitions between poses are rough like sand in your shorts. Her head bobs to one tempo while her hips move to another and it creates this uncanny disjointed marionette thing that's somehow hotter than if it were perfect.

The facial animations are the real star. You can get a guy to blow his load while she's still choking on the other, and the cumshot physics are generous. It pools on her tongue, drips down her chin, mats into that violet hair. The beach setting is almost an afterthought, waves looping in the background while you're focused on filling every hole. The audio is just wet sounds and her muffled grunts, no voice acting, which is a crime for a character with Raven's iconic monotone. Imagine her deadpanning through all this.

It's a tech demo with a titans skin, basically. The foursome setup feels more like three separate interactions glued together than one cohesive scene, but when you sync all three sliders to max and she's just vibrating there, a complete mess, you kinda forget the seams showing. The anal animation glitched once, her leg twitching like a dying insect. Still didn't stop me.

I keep coming back to the breast expansion slider. Not because it's particularly well animated, it's janky as hell honestly, but because it's so specific. You get this little control panel and Bulma just... inflates. Like someone hooked her up to a bicycle pump. The physics make no sense. Her spine would snap. I spent maybe fifteen minutes just making her chest go up and down, up and down, completely ignoring the actual sex options. The game is basically a posable Bulma doll with some sticky controls.

The dress up part is weirdly detailed for something this rough. You can strip her piece by piece, her top, her skirt, and the fabric just vanishes. No tearing animation, no sound, just gone. Then you click her boobs and they jiggle with this weird delayed reaction, like they're underwater. The blowjob scene has her head bobbing with the mechanical rhythm of a metronome. You get a facial cumshot button that just plasters her glasses and hair with a static white texture that doesn't drip or anything. It's so blunt it circles back around to being funny. The doggystyle position has her ass up but her face is completely blank, staring at the wall like she's mentally doing her taxes. There's a creampie toggle that just... adds a white puddle. No animation, just appears. Like a sticker.

I got distracted thinking about how Dragonball hentai is its own entire ecosystem. There's probably a thousand of these flash dumps floating around since 2005. This one feels like it was made in an afternoon by someone who really, really needed to see Bulma get railed and didn't care about anything else. The hard sex option is just the same loop but faster. The pussy play is just clicking and watching the same two frames. It's not good. But I kept clicking. The Warcraft tag is a lie by the way, there's no orcs or elves, just Bulma's giant blue hair clipping through her shoulders. Flying tree frog? No idea. Maybe it's a metaphor for how her tits float when you max the expansion slider.

The first thing that hits you is the name. Funhaus jerk-em-off. Like, okay, no pretension here. You load it up and it's just... these dudes. The Funhaus boys. Staring at you with that dead eyed flash game look from 2005. I remember playing shit on Newgrounds that had more production value but honestly? That's the charm. It's so aggressively low effort it circles back around to being art. The kind of thing you'd find on a buried page of a forum and feel like you discovered a cursed artifact.

Mashing keys. That's the mechanic. Just fucking hammer the keyboard like you're trying to close a frozen browser tab and a cartoonishly large pixel wang starts doing its thing. The physics, if you can call them that, are completely broken. The spum animation triggers in this sudden, almost violent burst that looks less like a facial and more like a glitchy water balloon filled with mayo exploding. I laughed so hard I choked on my drink. There's no build up, no finesse. One second you're slapping the A key, the next it's a cumshot that defies anatomy and frame rate limitations. The sound design is nonexistent which somehow makes the whole thing more unhinged. Just the silence of your own degenerate actions and the clacking of keys.

You know what I can't get over? The faces. They just stay there. Unmoving. Accepting their fate. It's a hentai logic applied to real-ish looking dudes and it breaks my brain in the best way. I spent way too long trying to see if different keys changed the trajectory. They don't. It's the same chaotic spum every time. For a game tagged with hard sex and big cock, it's weirdly innocent? Like a child's drawing of something filthy. The creator literally says don't expect much and they're right. But I keep going back to mash those keys. It's broken. It's stupid. I love it.

Jessica Albert, right? From DQ8. The one with the... you know. Big magic. Big attitude. This little browser thing, it's not exactly a lost chapter, more like a sticky note someone left on the floor of a dungeon. The art is rough, deliberately so, like a sketch that got a bit too excited and then someone spilled coffee on it. But it's got that specific energy. The card I'm pulling for this is The Hanged Man, reversed. Stagnation. But a very specific, sticky kind of stagnation.

She's tied up. That's the whole premise. Just there, in her iconic pigtails, which are rendered with a weird, obsessive detail compared to the rest of her. The ropes are just lines. The game forgets about her top entirely, which is a choice. You just poke at her panties until they vanish, a mechanic that feels less like a game and more like a broken vending machine. Then it's just the cock. A big, disembodied POV cock that you drag around. The physics are... I mean, there are no physics. It's like moving a screenshot of a sausage across a jpeg. The sound is a single, looping squelch that made me think my laptop fan was dying.

And look, the creampie is the whole point, the final card in the spread, but the facial option is there too, a sad little toggle. It's not about her pleasure, obviously. It's about defacing the icon. The cute girl from the famous RPG, reduced to a canvas. The contradiction is, it's so clumsy it almost circles back to being just sad. I wanted it to be nastier, more committed. Instead, it's like a flipbook made by someone who only had five pages and one idea. The cumshot looks like someone sneezed on the screen. I don't know what I expected. The bondage is just... there. It doesn't feel restrictive, it feels like a costume. She's not struggling, she's just waiting for the loop to reset. The whole thing is a loop. A short, grindy loop that forgets what it was doing halfway through.

Winry's hands are covered in grease most of the time in the show but here they're covered in something else entirely. The game drops you right into a close up of her mouth working Edward's length and honestly the animation is janky as hell. Her jaw moves like a broken puppet and the sound is just... wet slaps that don't sync up. But I kept clicking the speed toggle anyway.

There's a weird thing where you can switch between handjob, blowjob, and deepthroat with a single button. No buildup, no transition. One second she's licking the tip like it's a soldering iron, next her nose is pressed against his pelvis. The deepthroat option is actually the best part, her throat bulges in a way that's almost grotesque but that's what you're here for. You can have her swallow or pull out for a facial. The facial splash lands on her chin and goggles which is a nice touch, like she forgot to take them off before getting blasted.

Who even is this for. People who watched FMA as teens and are now in their thirties with a porn addiction probably. The cumshot physics are nothing special, just a white texture that appears. No dripping or pooling. The swallow option just makes the screen fade for a second and then she's got this dumb expression like she ate something sour. Gameplay loop is basically absent. You click, she sucks, you finish, reload. I alt tabbed to check Discord mid session and forgot I was playing. That's how engaging it is.

The whole thing runs in a browser tab so you don't even get that nice full screen slide show feel. Just a window you can minimize when someone walks in. Her hair clips through her shoulder constantly. I don't know why that bugs me so much but it does.

You ever get that thing where a specific frame just burns into your brain? For me it's the split second right before the money shot in this Lucy Heartfilia animation. Her eyes go a little wide, not scared exactly but like she's calculating something. The blonde hair is already a mess from the pounding and there's this tiny twitch at the corner of her mouth. Pinoytoons always had that weird talent for faces, making them just slightly off from the Fairy Tail source material in a way that somehow makes everything dirtier.

The animation itself is rough as hell, let's be real. Flash-era jank with looping thrusts that don't quite match the sound effects. The audio is this muffled mess of wet slaps and Lucy's voice actress doing that breathy "ah, ah, ah" thing that sounds like she's reading off a script while checking her phone. But that's almost the charm? Like finding a crusty old doujin in a forgotten forum thread. The guy fucking her is just a generic big cock attached to a torso, zero personality, which honestly works for the fantasy. She's the star. She's always the star.

I wish there was more buildup though. The whole thing is basically just the climax of a longer scene that doesn't exist. You get maybe thirty seconds of actual fucking before the facial. And the cumshot itself is ridiculous, like comically large ropes that would require some kind of supernatural biology. But that's what we're here for right? Lucy talking dirty while getting railed, then that final frame of her face absolutely glazed. The sound design on the finish is weirdly satisfying, this thick splatter effect that the rest of the audio doesn't earn.

If you're playing this, just skip to the last twenty seconds. That's where the obsession fuel lives. The way she blinks through it. The slight smile after. That's the good stuff. The rest is just foreplay you can fast forward through.

The first time you click her left boob and she actually reacts different from the right one, something clicks in the lizard brain. Not the usual "here is tit, now tit jiggle" nonsense. No, this one has the audacity to track which hand is where, like some kind of degenerate spreadsheet that also makes you hard. The blonde just stares at you while you fumble around her body, four hotspots waiting, and the game's camera keeps cutting to angles you didn't ask for but absolutely needed. Seventeen views. Seventeen. Who needs that many? Me, apparently.

The sound effects are new, they say. Wet slaps and little gasps that don't loop awkwardly like in those flash games from 2007 you definitely still have bookmarked. But here's the thing about the cum mechanics. I won't pretend to understand how they coded it, some backstage synchronicity between face designs and boob designs and a dozen pussy components working together like a perverted orchestra. When the facial scene hits, it lands with this thick, glossy splatter that actually looks like it belongs on her skin instead of floating above it like a ghost. The internal dialogue during cutscenes caught me off guard too. She says something filthy and I laughed, then immediately felt weird about laughing.

The menu system is new generation or whatever, needed to handle all these options without collapsing into spaghetti code. It works until it doesn't. Sometimes I'd click a hotspot and the camera would auto-direct to something else entirely, which is probably intentional for "extra visual impact" but honestly just made me feel like I was fighting the game for control. The threesome setup is there, big boobs everywhere, handjobs that transition into something messier. Legend of Lust indeed. Wish the pussy components coordinated better with the grab mechanics though. Sometimes you're grabbing and the reaction feels a beat behind, like the models are taking turns instead of working together. Still. That first facial scene. Jesus.

The animation loops. It just loops. Three, maybe four seconds of Kat’s thighs pressing together while the guy’s dick slides between them, and then it resets with a little stutter that kills any rhythm you were building. I stared at it for longer than I want to admit, waiting for a variation that never came. The Gravity Rush girl deserves better than this, honestly. Her outfit stays on the whole time except for one tit popping out near the end, and even that feels like an accident the animator forgot to fix.

The facial at the finish is where things get weirdly specific. Like someone spent all their effort on that one frame, the way the cum lands across her nose and cheek while she keeps that blank expression from the game. It’s hot in a detached sort of way, but getting there is a chore. You click, the loop plays, you click again, same loop but slightly faster, then suddenly it’s over and you’re looking at a static image wondering if your browser froze. I tabbed over to check my work email halfway through. That’s never a good sign for porn.

I keep thinking about what’s missing. A sound effect, maybe. Some kind of buildup animation where she actually moves her hips instead of just hovering in place like a glitched NPC. The thighjob concept is solid, Kat’s design translates well to this stuff, but the execution feels like a proof of concept someone abandoned after lunch. There’s a version of this where you can control the pace, or where she switches positions, or literally anything happens beyond that one repeating motion. This ain’t it. Still finished though. Obviously. I’m not made of stone.

You know what really gets me about these furry games? The anatomy is always so... committed. Like someone sat down and really thought about how a wolf's snout would work during a blowjob. And this one, this "Great titjob / blowjob game" as it's so modestly called, has that same obsessive energy but focused entirely on the chest area.

The paizuri here isn't just a checkbox feature. There's this weirdly specific moment where the angle shifts and suddenly you're seeing the whole thing from below, and the way the fur texture catches the light while everything's sliding around, it's almost hypnotic. Almost. Then the character makes this face, this specific wide-eyed expression right before the facial, and I laughed out loud. Not because it was bad but because it was so earnestly trying to be hot that it circled back around to something else entirely. The swallow mechanic is there too, which I guess completes the set. Collect them all.

I keep thinking about the sound design, or lack of it. There's this wet noise that plays on loop and after about two minutes it starts sounding less like sex and more like someone stirring mac and cheese. You can't unhear it. I wish there was a mute button that only targeted that one sound. The facialized tag is accurate though, they really went for it with the aftermath visuals. Like a glazed donut but make it furry.

Honestly the whole thing feels like a shitpost that accidentally became functional. The titjob physics are more detailed than they have any right to be, but the menu looks like it was drawn in MS Paint during a hostage situation. I respect that energy. Not everything needs to be polished to a mirror shine. Sometimes you just want to see a wolf girl get absolutely painted and this delivers exactly that with zero pretension. The furry tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here, if you're not into that you'll probably just be confused.