Mike Oxmaul. Yeah, the name already tells you what kind of dumb horny energy this whole thing is on. He’s a uni kid who’s short in all the ways that hurt a guy’s ego, stuck in a campus full of walking sex symbols and thirsty weirdos, and the whole game just kind of laughs at him while also giving him way too many chances to fuck his way into trouble. On the surface it looks like a chill dating sim sandbox, you wander around, bump into people, poke your nose where it shouldn’t go, but it keeps swerving between “wholesome romance” and “oh wow this is actually kind of filthy” so fast that at some point I just stopped pretending I’d pick the pure routes. One scene you’re trying to hold a semi-normal conversation with a shy virgin classmate, next scene you’re hiding in a locker watching a milf prof get pounded and arguing with yourself if voyeurism counts as studying. It absolutely doesn’t, but Mike will call it research anyway.

What actually sells it is how every choice feels like you’re digging your own grave while laughing. Take the whole cheating and netorare side of it. It starts small, just flirty texts with someone who’s “totally single, promise”, then suddenly you’re the side guy, getting your dick sucked in a campus bathroom while her actual boyfriend is sending her wholesome goodnight messages. Then later, you stumble into a scene where she’s getting used like a toy by some bigger guy and Mike is just there, humiliated, half turned on, half destroyed. The game doesn’t break into a speech about morals, it just sits there like, “yeah, you clicked those options, buddy.” Same with the humiliation and sissification bits: one minute he’s posturing as the big man, next he’s on his knees with a collar on, getting teased by a smug futa or a cruel domme who reads him like a therapist with a strap-on. And the teasing never stops at just “handjob and done”, it loves to drag it out, edging, groping, footjobs that last way too long while he’s trying to focus on some fake “group project” nobody is actually doing. There’s this dumb but brilliant running gag where he keeps telling himself he’s not into being dominated, right after he just licked someone’s toes while they call him “good little toy”. Completely believable, honestly.

Campus life here is like porn Twitter and a bad hentai subreddit crashed into a school setting and no one cleaned up the mess. You’ve got big tit milfs leaking through their shirts, students flashing panties out of nowhere, exhibitionism that’s basically a sport, and then in the middle of that, a random furry girl trying to act like this is a normal dating sim route. Oh, and the lactation and pregnancy stuff? It creeps in slowly. First it’s just “wow, big tits, they bounce”, then there’s a titfuck scene, then some milky blowjob, and Mike’s POV camera is way too close, like the game itself is horny and can’t hold the phone steady. The group sex bits go from clumsy fantasy to full-on bukkake piles, where you’re half lost in bodies and lube and some trans/futa character is absolutely stealing the whole show. The writing will crack a joke, you laugh, and then three seconds later your dick is out again, like, how did we get from banter to anal creampie and sex toys in the ass this fast. Honestly, the only thing that annoyed me was this one looping animation I saw in like three different scenes; every time it popped up again I got irrationally angry and still didn’t skip, which kind of says a lot. It all feels messy, horny, slightly mean, sometimes unexpectedly sweet, and always just a little bit too real about how a guy who’s “coming up short” somehow keeps ending knee-deep in prostitution side gigs, interracial threesomes, and being used as a fuckable stress ball by people way more confident than him. I kept telling myself I’d go for the romance routes and then found myself watching from the closet while someone else made the girl ahegao. Perfectly terrible decisions all the way down.

The whole thing feels like a fever dream where you can't trust your own boner. You roll into this weird little town, and suddenly everyone's acting like you're some prophesied fuckup or maybe just a really interesting new toy. Then you get handsy with a local, things get messy, and bam, you wake up in bed like nothing happened. Except you remember every sloppy detail. The game's that Groundhog Day loop but with more fur and questionable decisions.

What gets me is the stamina system. You can literally wear yourself out being a horndog, and if you collapse, someone's gonna use you like a cheap flashlight. First time it happened, I was trying to chat up this burly wolf guy at the tavern, pushed too hard, next thing I know I'm bent over a barrel with zero say in the matter. The domination tag isn't kidding. It's not just a scene, it's a consequence. You learn to watch that little bar like a hawk, or you end up as the town bicycle real quick. The corruption arc sneaks up too. Started thinking I was just exploring, but the dialogue options get darker, and suddenly you're the one suggesting the weird shit.

The art is rough, like someone drew it on a napkin during a particularly horny lunch break. But somehow that jank makes the beastiality and transformation bits hit harder? It's not trying to be pretty, it's trying to be grimy. There's this one scene with a horse that I'm still not sure was a dream sequence or just a Tuesday in this town. The multiple endings thing has me scratching my head because I got one where I just... left? And another where I became the town's permanent stress relief. Still haven't figured out what triggers the real ending. The sandbox stuff means you just wander and grope until something clicks. Or doesn't. Sometimes you just jack off a raccoon in an alley and go to bed. The game doesn't judge. Much.

A mock award for you: Most Earnest Use of a Furry Protogen in a Climactic Space Opera. Justify it? Easy. The thing about My Furry Protogen 3 is it absolutely refuses to wink. You’d think a game with a cute female protogen scientist, a tag list that reads like a back alley menu (vaginal sex, titfuck, creampie, anal sex), and a high-stakes plot about stopping a mysterious murderer would have a shred of irony. It doesn’t. This is the final chapter of a saga, and it is dead serious about its personal drama between Juno and the main hero. That sincerity is genuinely disarming, like finding a handwritten love letter in your spam folder.

The first sex scene I hit was... look, a titfuck. And the anatomy doesn’t quite work because, you know, furry protogen with a plasma screen for a face. Where’s the mess? Where’s the human element? I spent way too long fixating on the cleaning logistics of the sci-fi sex toys that appear later during a multiple penetration sequence. The game presents this fully rendered scene with its HD artwork, with that relaxing atmosphere it promised, and my brain is just doing the Windows shutdown sound trying to figure out the nanite cleanup protocol. The romance is handled like a kinetic novel checklist, moving you efficiently from one act to the next. It's a long-term relationship with a spreadsheet. You get the vaginal sex, the deep confessions about Juno’s truth, then a creampie scene that’s framed as a poignant narrative beat. The emotional whiplash is real. One minute you're holding your lover, the next you're dealing with a furry butt that feels pasted in from a different art folder altogether. The 2D art style is clean but something about the assets feels weirdly disconnected, like nobody told the left hand what the right hand was doing south of the belt. I kept waiting for a pop-up ad for a cleaning service.

God, the pacing. It’s about two hours long, this final chapter. You meet new friends, find old ones, and the game is trying so hard to wrap up its antagonist plot while giving you these very detailed, fully original artwork shots of a protogen being penetrated in multiple holes. It’s a disjointed experience. For a story about finding the required power to stop a killer, the real tension is whether the next scene is a deep talk about risking your life or the sudden, slightly jarring transition to a fur-covered cock sliding between synthetic thighs. There’s a sequence involving a particular sex toy that just appears, gets used with clinical precision, and then is never spoken of again, which honestly deserves its own spinoff.

There is this horny little fantasy thing stuck in my brain where you’re not some chosen hero, not the legendary dragon slayer, just the guy in the weird back-alley magic shop who accidentally collects thirsty animal men like other people collect gacha units. You wake up between potion shelves and cursed trinkets, your dick already half awake, and the first thing you see is that wolf merc leaning against the doorframe, arms crossed, armor pieces hanging off his huge body in that “I don’t care” way that makes you very aware how tight your pants are. He pretends he’s just here for a job, for coin, whatever, but the game loves to catch you in these slow, almost awkward moments, like you’re watching yourself from the corner of the room while your hand slowly slides under the counter and the wolf’s tail twitches because he knows exactly what you’re imagining. It’s a dating sim but it sometimes feels like you’re the pervy ghost of your own shop, watching yourself flirt and jerk off between serving customers.

The structure is simple on paper, then it kinda sneaks into your head. You’re handling the arcane shop, clicking through orders, buying weird reagents, sending your mercenary crew out to do quests, then suddenly the tone flips because the tiger knight comes back from a mission, armor all scratched, fur sweaty, asking you to “check his wounds in private.” He sits on the little bench behind the curtains and spreads his thighs just a bit too wide, codpiece badly adjusted, and you get that long, slow CG where your eyes go everywhere they shouldn’t. You can play it cool, heal him, pat his shoulder, or you can push it a bit, tease, “accidentally” touch closer to his crotch, let your imagination run until the game straight up tells you he notices the bulge in your pants. And yeah, sometimes you’re literally just in your room, lubed up, phone screen getting sticky, replaying the wizard bear’s scene where he pins you against the shelf with one paw while his other hand moves your wrist, making you stroke yourself the “right” way. It feels a little too intimate for a browser game, honestly. In a good way. And a kinda dangerous way when you’re on the bus using Chrome in incognito and that dragon shaman suddenly shows up half naked with glowing tattoos and you have to pretend you’re reading emails.

What I really liked is how the game quietly leans into voyeur vibes without yelling about it. You don’t just romance them, you watch them. You spy on the wolf stretching in the yard, pretending you’re “checking his form.” You peek through the bead curtain while the tiger knight changes into more casual gear, tail flicking, big striped ass on full display as he bends over and you’re just there behind the counter, jerking off as fast as your thumb can tap the screen. The bear wizard has that scene where he’s meditating in the back of the shop, robe half open, big soft belly, thick cock resting against it, and you’re supposed to “respect his privacy” but of course there is an option to just stay there, out of sight, stroking yourself while he slowly starts touching himself too, mumbling some arcane words that are probably not safe for work or for your soul. The UI fights you sometimes, like you need three taps to get to the exact CG you want, and I swear the text box is always covering the good part of the art so you have to keep hiding it with one hand while the other is busy. That annoyed me every single time and I still kept doing it. It’s the kind of mobile game where you start out curious about the story, then end up memorizing the exact line where the dragon shaman finally drops the calm, wise act and growls at you to “kneel” while his tail curls around your waist and your screen is full of scales, glowing runes, and your own pathetic horny choices. I keep telling myself I’ll play it “properly” for the fantasy adventure, send the mercs on serious missions, manage the shop like a real merchant, but every session turns into me chasing that one new lewd CG, watching the male protagonist slowly lose his composure, and then I’m finishing with my phone overheating, grip sore, and the wolf glaring at me from the home screen like he knows exactly what I just did.

Horny gay sailors on a cramped wooden tub in the middle of nowhere. That’s basically the whole pitch, and somehow it works way better than it has any right to. You play this fresh recruit who clearly has no idea what he signed up for, dumped on an 18th‑century merchant ship full of dudes who are furred, horny, and stuck together for weeks with nothing but chores, salt air, and way too much eye contact. It’s a visual novel, so most of it is reading, choosing how to react, and quietly trying not to imagine what the bedding smells like. The fun part is how slow-burn it feels: you’re hauling ropes one moment, trying to remember which line actually keeps the sail from murdering someone, and then you get a tiny flirty line from a crewmate that hits way harder than some cheap “skip to sex” button ever would.

The cast is very “oh god, why is everyone hot in a slightly broken way”. Big soft guy who looks like he could snap the mast in half but politely asks if you slept okay. Smug bastard who keeps leaning over the railing with the wind in his fur like he is doing a perfume ad, but he’s actually just checking for storm clouds. A grumpy one who clearly wants to be left alone and obviously is the first one you try to romance because we’re all mistakes. Dialog feels surprisingly natural most of the time, like real ship banter mixed with awkward flirting. Then suddenly someone drops a line that sounds like they swallowed a history book, but you kind of forgive it because you’re probably reading this on Firefox with five other porn tabs open anyway. Sex content hits that nice spot where it takes its time to get there. You can absolutely ruin the vibe by picking stupid choices, which I did, and it rewarded me with blue balls and a lot of lonely ocean views. When it does get explicit though, it doesn’t flinch. Detailed, sweaty, messy, not afraid of body hair or awkward angles, and the guys actually act like they’ve been living on a ship too long. Lots of pent-up energy, a bit of desperate “we really shouldn’t be doing this on duty” energy, and it remembers that sailors have hands, mouths, and zero privacy.

What I liked a lot is how it actually lets you hang around, just talking, instead of throwing sex at you every second click. There are small scenes where you’re on night watch with someone, both of you pretending to care about the horizon while obviously checking each other out. Or playing cards in some cramped corner, knees touching, the kind of accidental contact that is not accidental at all. It’s romance, sure, but still horny as hell. There is a weird obsession with citrus, though. Everyone keeps mentioning vitamin C like the entire ship is sponsored by oranges, and now I can’t see a lime without thinking “oh yeah, that furry sailor would be into this”. Choices matter enough that you actually feel a bit guilty when you play the flirt route with one guy, then go bat your eyes at another in the next scene. Sometimes pacing stumbles and you go from “we just almost died in a storm” to “haha let me stare at his ass while he coils rope” a bit fast, but also, priorities. The most annoying thing for me was a tiny one: the way some transitions linger too long before the next bit of dialog, like the game really wants to show off an angle you already stared at for ten minutes. Still kept clicking, though. Couldn’t help it. The mix of lonely ocean, creaking wood, and guys slowly dropping their guard is weirdly cozy and filthy at the same time, like reading a horny sea diary that somehow grew feelings halfway through.

Hidu’s got a problem, and it’s not just that his employers keep vanishing into thin air. The real issue is Seihal itself, this rotten port city where a wolf girl with tits bigger than her head can shake you down for protection money and a lizardman crime boss might just invite you to a backroom that smells like sweat and cheap incense. Time of Pariah is a text heavy sandbox that throws you into this mess with a lot of reading and a surprising amount of very explicit art. The furry tag is no joke, you’re dealing with beastly kingdoms, so expect snouts, fur, scales, and anatomy that the game’s illustrator clearly spent a lot of, uh, personal time studying.

The male domination angle is front and center. You play Hidu, a deserter turned mercenary, and the power fantasy is real. You’re not just solving a mystery, you’re bending this whole corrupt city over a barrel. One minute you’re interrogating a cat-eared informant, the next you’ve got her bent over a crate in the warehouse, the text describing every slap and gasp in that specific, unpolished prose that somehow makes it hotter. The BDSM elements creep in through the power dynamics, it’s not just vanilla vaginal and anal, there’s a roughness to the encounters that fits the setting. I stumbled into a scene with a futa character that I definitely didn’t see coming, and the game just… rolls with it. No big fanfare, just a detailed illustration and a block of text that made me put my phone down for a second. The mobile browser format is perfect for this, by the way, just saying.

The sandbox structure means you can chase different leads, but honestly, I kept getting sidetracked. The main plot about the missing enforcers and this brewing storm is there, but then you’ll find a new character in some dive bar and suddenly you’re spending twenty minutes exploring a completely optional, deeply degenerate side path. The writing is deliberately unpolished, it has that raw, translated feel that reminds me of old forum quests, and it works. It’s not trying to be a fancy visual novel, it’s a dirty, sprawling interactive story with a lot of big tits and bad decisions. The scorecard? Story gets a messy 7/10, visuals a solid 8 for sheer volume and specific focus, spice is a dripping 9, and replay value is high just to see what depraved corner you missed. Dare to play it with one hand, because you’ll need the other to keep scrolling.

You ever play one of those furry VNs that actually tries to freak you out instead of just being a fap delivery system? Intertwined is this weird horror/gay romance hybrid where your choices aren't so much choices as they are devotion points banking up in the background, silently shifting which scenes you'll get. Miss enough points and you literally won't see half the content. The game doesn't tell you this either. You just blunder through and later realize, oh, I completely biffed that run.

The transformation tags aren't what you think. There's no sudden werewolf bulge or anything. It's more that whole "becoming something other" vibe, the Transcendents being these chaos entities that wanna crawl inside your skin. You play a male protagonist dealing with some seriously grim shit, the game warns about death and suicide upfront, and it means it. One path had me genuinely unsettled, standing in a void while this entity spoke in fragments, promising knowledge if I let it close. The writing cracks open at these moments, all poetic and broken, and I got a half chub while also wanting to check my locks. That's a weird combo.

The stripping and exhibitionism stuff is there but sparse. One scene early on, you end up out of your clothes in front of this spectral audience, not by choice, and the CGs are these rough 2D sketches that look unfinished. Some people complained on the forums about the polish but honestly I think the scruffy art style adds to the nightmare fuel. It's like the game itself is coming apart while you play. The multiple endings branch so wildly that comparing notes with someone is pointless because their run probably unlocked entirely different horny moments. Or none. Wish there was a scene with more furries honestly, it's tagged but the monster designs are more abstract horror blobs than proper anthro, which bummed me out for five seconds until I realized the game was doing something else entirely. The romance is weirdly tender between all the decay, a kiss scene that feels earned, then two lines later you're being watched by something with too many eyes.

Anyway the devotion system reminds me of those old visual novels where you'd accidentally lock yourself out of routes and not know why, except here you might also miss the hottest scene because you didn't let the void entity lick your psyche enough times. Choices amplify the tension weird, like do I lean into this corruption because it's hot or resist because self preservation? Both get you laid but in such different flavors.

Pixels smear like cheap lipstick when you click too fast, the whole thing running on what feels like a forgotten Newgrounds engine from 2006. Not a complaint. The jank is the point, a deliberate scuzz that makes the witch's hut feel like a place you shouldn't be. She found me in the woods. Said something about a shortcut and I followed because her voice had that squeaky, rubbery texture, like a balloon animal learning to speak. Her cottage reeks of pool toys and that pink bubblegum toothpaste you used as a kid. Every object you poke at does something weird to your body.

There's this one potion. Drank it without thinking, classic point-and-click brainrot, and my character's chest started swelling. Not in a sexy way at first, more like watching a beach ball inflate in slow motion, that tight creaking sound playing on loop. The witch just watched. Smelled like bath soap and latex, a combination that makes no sense until you're deep in the fetish mines and realize it's the exact scent profile of someone's very specific deviantart folder circa 2009. The transformation stuff isn't gradual. It pops. One frame you're a lost traveler, next frame you're something else entirely, all stretched shiny surfaces and that distinct rubbery sheen.

The furry tag is there but it's not what you think. More like mascot costume meets pooltoy, that weird intersection that only exists in corners of FA that require login. Found a hidden room behind a curtain that wasn't clickable until I'd triggered three specific inflation states. Inside was just... more. A mirror that showed my reflection as an inflatable toy version of myself. The mystery isn't deep. It's the kind of narrative you'd scribble in a notebook during math class, but that's almost refreshing. No lore dumps, no worldbuilding. Just a witch who wants to see how much air you can hold before your seams start to strain. The sounds are the worst part, this wet stretching noise that loops slightly out of sync. I think my save got corrupted but honestly I'm not sure the game even has saves. Just browser tabs left open like shameful secrets.

Guy gets isekai’d by a traffic light, wakes up in a fantasy world, and thinks “ok, nice, second chance, maybe this one won’t suck.” Spoiler: it does, just in a very wet, very mean way. You start as this low-rank adventurer who actually feels kind of grounded. Not some giga-chad hero, just a tired dude with old heartbreak, shitty memories of cheating, and suddenly a hot witch in your party who looks like she could kill you with a flick of her finger or with a handjob, depending on mood. Mia is that classic ice queen, but here it’s not just cheap trope. She’s cold, avoids eye contact, pretends she doesn’t care, yet the first time she lets you touch her tits she’s shaking like crazy and calling you “idiot” while she’s clearly enjoying your fingers inside her. Sex with her starts pretty vanilla: vaginal on the bed in that crappy inn, some awkward oral where she pretends she hates the taste but then doesn’t let you pull out of her mouth, the usual “I’m not doing this for you” tsundere act. And of course you cum inside because the game keeps teasing creampie like it’s religion. Then it just… slides. Quietly. Into something darker while you’re still telling yourself “nah, she loves me, it’s fine.”

What I liked is how the game weaponizes all the little “trust” moments. You’re grinding quests with Mia, buying her that stupid hairpin, talking about getting a house together, and in parallel there’s this tiny stuff that feels harmless at the start: letting some noble bastard “sponsor” your party, letting her drink a bit too much in the tavern, brushing off the way she stares at other guys’ hands, or when she laughs at some arrogant paladin’s dirty joke longer than she should. They don’t scream “she’s gonna cheat,” but if you’re a seasoned NTR masochist your stomach already tightens. The game does that thing where it locks certain scenes behind your own choices, but the twist is that the NTR isn’t really avoidable. You can pick slightly different flavors of how fucked you get though. Like, you can go more netorase and pretend you’re in control: encouraging her to be “nice” to your sponsor, telling yourself it’s only teasing and exhibitionism when she flashes some thigh in public, or lets another guy massage her legs while you watch and jerk off later to the memory. Or you can play the dense romantic idiot and get more brutal netorare where you don’t know shit until you literally see her riding another man’s cock, moaning way louder than she ever did with you. Same girl, same witch hat, very different sound.

The sex variety is actually kind of rude. You start with simple handjob scenes, like that moment after a dungeon run when she jerks you under the blanket, eyes half-asleep, mumbling that she’s too tired for full sex so you should just cum on her fingers. Then much later, if you let things rot, you get another “handjob” scene, except now it’s her stroking a bigger cock that’s not yours while you pretend to sleep next to her. That contrast hits hard. There’s anal stuff too, but not just for you. That first time she nervously agrees to try it with you, clutching the pillow, whispering that it hurts, that she doesn’t know if she likes it, is one of those tender moments that almost feels romantic. Then some routes turn it into a humiliation thing, where she gives it up to someone stronger because “you’re too gentle, you can’t give me what I really want,” and you see her ass stretched around another guy, tears and drool mixing, her saying “no” while her body does that traitor shake we all know. It’s cruel. And hot. And then not hot. It’s weird. Also there’s a footjob scene in a corridor that made me actually pause my Pornhub tab because it felt more intense than the regular porn I had open. She’s using her feet on you while chatting casually with someone on the other side of the door, trying not to moan, and you’re there clenching your teeth, shooting all over her toes while she almost slips and gasps too loud.

The AI CG thing is obvious if you look closely. Some faces slide into uncanny territory, fingers look a bit funky in a few scenes, and one of the furry side characters has this almost meme-level “AI smudge” around the tail. But I kinda liked it? It gives this messy dreamlike vibe, like your porn brain filled in the blanks. Speaking of furry, the game doesn’t shove it into your face from the start, but if you go down the right questline you end up with this beastkin girl who starts off super wholesome, and then later you catch her masturbating with her own tail, biting her lip, whispering your name. Then you replay and discover there’s also a route where that same fluffy girl is the one climbing on some stranger while her fur is matted with sweat and cum. I was on Discord complaining about my “canon” route getting corrupted, then I went back and triggered the sleep sex event where you’re the one fucking Mia while she pretends to be asleep, and suddenly I felt like the villain. The game keeps doing that: you feel like victim, then it shows you you’re also kinda shitty. Like when you secretly jerk off to a memory of her teasing another guy, or when you accept a quest that obviously puts her in danger because the reward is high and you want that house so badly.

Exhibitionism stuff hits good. There’s this scene where Mia casts a weak illusion on herself, thinking nobody can see through it, and goes out with no panties under a short skirt. You’re walking through the crowded market, her face red, and every time the camera angle shifts you’re thinking “someone definitely saw that.” Later, if you screwed your choices, you get a version of that same walk, except now the illusion is half-broken, her nipples visible under the robe, and she’s not with you. Watching a girl who used to be all yours laugh nervously as some stranger “accidentally” brushes her ass in public is nasty. It hits way more than the loud “I’m being fucked!” scenes. The humor helps too, in a messed up way. There are dumb jokes, like a running gag about slime monsters going straight for the crotch, or the classic “oops you fell on my dick” inn scene, but sometimes the jokes are placed right before something horrible, so your brain is caught off guard. I was laughing at a line about “exp potion in the pants” and then, two clicks later, I’m watching her give a blowjob to pay for a magic scroll you were supposed to buy with honest gold. The tonal whiplash feels wrong, but in a way that absolutely matches the NTR vibe.

Romance is there, but it’s fragile as hell. If you play “good boyfriend” and try to keep her close, you still get corrupted edges: teasing that goes too far, her staring a bit too long at another man’s bulge, her admitting in a quiet night talk that sometimes she imagines “someone forcing her so she doesn’t have to think,” then immediately shutting down the conversation. Masturbation scenes from her side are some of the best. She lies in bed, thinking about your clumsy first time, fingers between her legs, moaning your name, and then in later routes she’s touching herself to memories of someone else’s cock stretching her more, comparing, whispering “I’m awful” while not stopping. There is this netorase angle where you convince yourself you’re doing it for her pleasure, letting her “play” because you think she will always come back. And maybe she does, but not in the same way. Sometimes she returns to your bed full of cum, kisses you, rides you lazily and tells you she loves you. Sometimes that love sounds very real. Sometimes it sounds like she’s practicing a line she learned from somebody smarter than you. Hard to say.

At one point I got annoyed at a tiny thing: the text box auto mode skips too fast on a really good anal line and I had to scroll back manually. Never fixed it, never changed the setting, just kept being annoyed every time it happened again. I kinda like torturing myself, so it matched the whole mood. Also, small note, whoever wrote the cold-to-horny transitions in Mia’s route definitely has read too many cheap light novels, but when she’s sitting on the edge of the bed, robe half-open, whispering that she wants you to “prove you’re a man” because you’re about to tackle a deadly dungeon, it works anyway. It’s corny and hot and a bit pathetic. Like the MC. Like me, apparently.