Lazuli looks like the kind of alchemist who should be locked inside her lab for public safety, and honestly, that is exactly the mood of this game. You’re not some heroic savior or chosen one, you’re this horny, half-mad futa/trans genius who finally got her stupidly named “Cumcoction” to work, and now every girl from every fandom you ever bookmarked on Pixiv is basically walking research material. The story doesn’t quietly tiptoe into sex either. One moment you’re mixing weird glowing fluids on a table full of dirty glass, the next moment Tsunade is staring at a bottle like it’s fine booze and you’re already planning whether you’re going to test anal, a titfuck, or just see how fast you can get her on her knees. It’s very “oops I corrupted your favorite waifu”, except there’s zero oops and a lot of “I knew exactly what I was doing”.

The way it jumps between worlds is kinda funny if you’re used to those long, serious crossovers where people argue about power levels. Here it’s just, “alright, now we’re bothering Hinata”, “okay, now we’re messing with Lucy and Mirajane and probably Erza in the background”. One scene you’re in something that feels like a cheap back alley in Konoha, next you’re in a place that might as well be Fairy Tail’s guild corridor, then it’s a Pokemon style route where girls like May, Dawn, Serena, Nemona and Nessa keep ending up alone with you way too often for it to be an accident. Lazuli treats it all like a long horny experiment. You have her brewing new versions of the potion, combining mind control with blackmail, adding just a bit of sleep sex “for science”, then cranking up voyeurism by letting you watch as your corruption slowly changes how they touch themselves when they think nobody is looking. Sometimes you get these small, stupid moments that stick more than the big orgies, like when Inko is trying to act proper and then suddenly she’s grinding on your hand while mumbling that this is wrong. Or when Wendy Marvell, tiny and shy, ends up in a group sex scene that feels way too big for her, but the game just leans in and goes “yeah she’s taking it, stop pretending she won’t”. It’s rough in tone, not romantic, a lot of harem vibes and sharing you around, but then there are weirdly soft bits, like when Juvia or Lillie or Marnie start blushing and you almost feel bad right before you shove another dose inside them and push for creampie number whatever. And then you remember Lazuli is a complete pervert who masturbates in her own lab between tests, so guilt doesn’t really belong here.

What sells it for me is that the corruption is not only “now she likes sex”. It’s also transformation of personality, twisted step by step. Sakura going from tsundere annoyed to straight up addicted to your cock. Android 18 starting all cold, then slowly agreeing to stuff like groping in public or sharing you with someone else just because it turns her on to know other girls are ruined too. Nico Robin pretending it’s a simple information trade, then her mind slipping once the Cumcoction hits and she’s begging for more vaginal and anal at once while still trying to talk like a scholar. You get futa-on-female stuff when Lazuli uses herself, but sometimes she flips it and gives others a “dose upgrade”, and suddenly Naruko or Kushina or even Sarada get a dick and you’re watching them rail another girl senseless. The scenes tend to escalate quick, from a simple handjob in a quiet corner to hungry oral sex, then a messy creampie, then Lazuli calmly taking notes while someone is being used as a cumdump by the whole little harem. It’s definitely not gentle romance, but as a pure romance seeker I still liked finding tiny honest reactions under all the filth, like Mirajane giving this faint smile when she realizes she actually likes being corrupted, or Bianca acting tough and then melting the second you pin her and go in raw. It’s dirty, chaotic, inconsistent, and sometimes feels like the story was written after the porn, but that kind of fits this crazy alchemist girl who treats every big ass, every pair of big tits, every new mind she breaks as just another variable in her long, sticky experiment.

Lily wakes up in her absurdly huge manor with a hard-on that could bless or ruin a small country, and that pretty much sets the tone. You are this smug futa noble with a cock, a title, and a bunch of maids whose job description is somewhere between “house staff” and “religious cult that worships your dick.” The game pretends to care about manners and prayer and holy symbols for like five seconds, then someone in a nun outfit is on her knees, lips wrapped around you, mumbling half a hymn while drool runs down her chin. It looks like a classic VN at first glance, but then you realize you have a weird little management layer going on: sending maids to clean, train, “inspect” monster girls in the dungeon, and occasionally deciding which of them gets to be your cum dump of the afternoon. It wants to be about corruption and faith and duty, but honestly, it is mostly about where you are going to unload next. In a good way. Mostly.

What throws you off is how the game hops from cozy lewd slice-of-life into full RPG nonsense with turn based fights faster than you can tuck your dick back into your panties. One moment you are in the manor bath, your favorite milf maid jerking you off under the water while a shy virgin maid pretends not to stare, and the next you are in the depths fighting some smug lamia girl who taunts you with every missed attack. Lose, and she does not just “defeat” you. She milks you, rides you, forces your huge load inside her and then laughs when the screen cuts to internal view and your cum floods her womb like some perverse fertility ad. Win, and you drag her back home, add her to the harem, throw her into a nun outfit if you feel like it, and start “reeducating” her with toys, anal training, and “prayer sessions” that are, honestly, just group sex with candles around. I liked how the game gives you different protagonist perspectives sometimes, like swapping to a maid’s point of view while she secretly masturbates in the chapel, rubbing herself with one of your used stockings, imagining you knocking her up in front of the altar. Then the game suddenly pretends combat stats matter and you are there in your underwear checking skill numbers instead of tits, which feels wrong but also kind of funny. The humor is very hit-or-miss: one scene has Lily trying to give a solemn speech about purity while a slime girl is sucking her off under the table, and another scene is just awkward titfuck dialogue that feels written during a hangover. But then it hits you with this messed up religious corruption route where a strict nun starts as total anti-sex zealot and ends up begging for your cock in her ass, her pussy, her throat, any opening, anything, while she cries about “failing her goddess” as you creampie her again and again. It is trashy, horny, weirdly sweet sometimes, and the game never fully decides if it is making fun of religion or getting off to it. Honestly, that confused vibe fits Lily perfectly.

The management stuff is there just enough to poke at your brain between faps. Assign a maid to guard the dungeon entrance, send another to “comfort” captured monsters, choose who gets to accompany you into fights, all while trying not to laugh at the idea of serious strategy in a game where you can literally win by raping a demon girl into submission. It also loves cheating themes: your maids are technically “yours,” but they sneak off to fuck each other, or a monster girl, or even a futa nun you brought home, and you walk in on a full lesbian orgy with tongues buried in big asses and fingers pumping wet holes, while toys buzz on the floor. The game calls it “disobedience,” but you can just jump in, shove your huge shaft between some sloppy tits, and suddenly everyone is moaning your name like it was a prayer. Corruption is everywhere: pure girls get slowly twisted, monster girls become weirdly loyal lovers, and Lily herself goes from slightly smug mistress to total sex tyrant who uses magic transformation in one route to give a maid her own futa cock, just to watch her panic and then immediately try it out on the nearest tight hole. Some scenes are rougher, less consensual, and the tone shifts on a dime: one dungeon defeat sequence turns into full-on *** where Lily is pinned, used, filled, and the game revels in it without apology, then half an hour later you are laughing at a gag scene where a flustered nun tries to hide a massive vibrating dildo in her robe. It is messy, horny, badly paced in a way that feels almost charming, like someone got too turned on to check if the story flows. And in this kind of game, that honestly makes sense.

You start as this shy, kinda awkward occult nerd at a religious school, except your family tree is completely fucked up. You’re the bloodline of Crowley himself, which sounds cool until you realize it basically paints a giant target on your ass for every horny demon, angel, and thing in between. First big hit is that shower scene at school, where a stacked futa classmate corners you. It’s not some soft, gentle stuff either. She pushes you against the tiles, steam everywhere, your knees almost give out when she whips it out and you see she’s way too big for a “normal” school fling. You’re trying to say no with your mouth while your hand is already jerking her off and your thighs are rubbing together. It goes from sloppy kneeling blowjob to getting pounded against the wall fast, with you drooling, ahegao face, and her finishing all over your tits and inside you because of course there’s a creampie in the damn school shower. Nobody walks in. That bugged me for like ten minutes and then I forgot because the next scene hits.

The whole thing runs like a horny sandbox where half the fun is just wandering around and seeing what corruption flag you flip by accident. One minute you’re in a dusty occult bookstore fingering yourself under your skirt while pretending to read this creepy demon grimoire, next minute you’re in your own bedroom, legs spread, trying one ritual “just to see” and waking up with a tail, horns, and that weird heat between your thighs that doesn’t go away unless someone fills you. The transformations are not always flattering, by the way. Sometimes you go all cute monster girl with wings, other times you end up staring at the screen like “why does this tentacle thing actually turn me on” while you’re getting used like a fleshlight by some faceless demon hand thing. There’s paranormal stuff baked into every route. Ghost nun watching you masturbate in the chapel, holy statue silently staring while you get your brains fucked out on the altar by a smug milf teacher who’s way too into “saving” your soul. Religious guilt plus bukkake is a combo I didn’t know I needed.

The family angle is just wrong in that way that makes hentai fans smirk. Your “proper” older relative in charge of you, this elegant milf with that fake moral front, slowly gets dragged into your mess. First she just scolds you for staying out late, then she finds the book, then suddenly there’s this scene in the living room where she’s on her knees, lipstick smeared, choking on your new futa cock like she’s been waiting her whole life for it. Game goes hard on incest, and it doesn’t pretend it’s anything else. One route has you turning the whole house into a little harem nest. Aunt bent over the couch taking anal, that pure religious cousin riding your face while another monster girl version of you fucks her from behind, everyone glazed with cum. It sounds like total chaos, but it kind of fits the “you’re the heir of demonic bullshit” theme. There’s lesbian side paths that feel more intimate too, like slow scenes of you and a shy girl in the library, kissing between bookshelves, then it escalates into her on the table licking you while candles light themselves because some demon is apparently into voyeurism. Only thing that annoyed me is this tiny visual detail with one of the CG angles where her hair clip jumps sides between shots and I kept noticing it. I’m still mad about that. Anyway, while you’re juggling occult rituals, futa sex, creampies, and turning half the cast into your harem, Lilith herself is there in the background, poking you into more depravity, pretending she’s using you to take back Hell. Joke’s on her though, because by the time you’re summoning demon lords for “negotiations” that are basically one long gangbang, you’re not sure who is corrupting who anymore. You just know you’re cumming a lot.

Girl just wants a nice night with a new toy, right? She taps through a couple of screens on her phone, tosses something in the cart, forgets about it, waits. Package shows up, box looks normal, you can almost hear that cheap plastic crinkle in your head. She opens it, sees the toy, and immediately you realize something is off. It’s bigger than she expected, a bit weirdly shaped, kinda like someone mashed two toys into one and added some strange patterns. Of course she still thinks, “whatever, I’m horny,” and that’s where the game catches you. No slow build, no long tutorial. She goes straight to testing it on herself, messing around on her bed, phone screen still glowing on the side, panties half hanging off one ankle. Little strokes, then harder, then she gets brave and pushes it deeper, you hear those slick noises, see her body twitch, and suddenly the whole room does that genie shimmer. The toy basically pops like a pervy bottle of champagne, and out of nowhere there’s this smug genie hovering over her… and she’s not alone, because now the girl has a cock too and is freaking out in the most horny possible way.

That first transformation hit actually made me laugh, because the game doesn’t even pretend to be serious. One second she’s moaning into her pillow, the next she’s grabbing at her new shaft with both hands, eyes wide, going “is this real?” while still jerking it, because of course instincts win. The genie is just floating there with that “I’ve seen this a thousand times” expression, poking fun at her, teasing her size, promising she “hasn’t even unlocked the fun settings yet.” The whole futa thing is handled in this messy, horny, playful style. Not some grand gender drama, more like “oh shit, I have a dick now, what happens if I fuck my own ass?” So she does. There’s this scene where she bends over in front of a mirror trying to align herself, cheeks spread, toy on the floor, lube bottle rolling away, and she’s cursing because it’s hard to angle your own cock when your legs won’t stop shaking. Animation leans into the awkward parts: hands slipping, her pulling out too fast and gasping, genie clapping sarcastically from the side like some trashy coach. It feels like watching someone discover every new button on their body, accident by accident.

Story keeps tossing little twists just when you think “ok, now it’s just sex.” You expect dumb wish stuff, but the genie’s rules are half-broken and weird. She tries to wish the cock away and it just makes it bigger and more sensitive. She begs for “more control” and ends up with a new hole that reacts when the genie snaps her fingers. There’s a bit where the girl is on her back, legs up, using a toy on herself while also stroking her own cock, and then the genie casually transforms the toy mid-thrust so it grows, and you see her eyes roll when it stretches her further than she wanted. That kind of thing keeps happening. Small changes, like her nipples swelling, or her ass suddenly more hungry, or a ring appearing around her shaft that vibrates whenever she lies. Gameplay sneaks those changes in after choices, so a simple “fine, I’ll obey you this once” turns into her spending the next scene trying not to cum every time she says “no.” It’s messy, horny, sometimes dumb, sometimes really hot. Half the time I was thinking “ok, this is too much,” and the other half I was leaning closer to my screen, scrolling back like, “wait, did her hips just get wider?” If you want to squeeze every filthy drop out of it, don’t skip the smaller genie interactions, poke at every option, and absolutely spam those scenes where she can’t decide whether to fuck herself, beg for mercy, or just let the new toy ruin her again.

UNDAWN: Shackles Of Eternity feels like some horny cathedral fever dream that escaped from the back of your brain. World is all fucked up in a pretty way: twisted faith, dead gods that maybe still listen, cults that look like fashion week for goth sluts, and everyone pretending they care about truth while really just wanting power, pussy, or both. You follow Rhiannon, tall cold futa queen with that “I could bless you or ruin you and I’m bored enough to do both” vibe. She walks around like a fallen saint with a dick, smart as hell, never really smiling, but the second she pushes some trembling nun up against a stone wall and whispers in her ear, you can feel half the church losing their religion in real time. The game treats sex like part of the world, not a side dish. One moment you’re picking who to trust in a city full of liars, the next you’re balls deep in some pale monster girl with glowing eyes who moans like she’s remembering being human for five seconds. And it somehow makes sense.

The fun part is how it lets you build this messy, poly web of lovers around Rhiannon without pretending it’s all wholesome and clean. You can stack a harem of women who worship her, fear her, or both. One scene you’re in a ruined chapel with a stern knight girl who swears she hates you, and after three choices and a small miracle she’s on her knees, armor half undone, trying to keep her composure while Rhiannon pushes her cock down that proud throat. Next scene, a shy femboy acolyte, clearly in way over his head, kneeling in candlelight while she takes him slow, talking like she’s giving a sermon and fucking him like she’s rewriting his whole faith. Creampies are everywhere, and they’re not just for flavor. You leave someone filled and they start acting different, more clingy, more loyal, or more dangerously obsessed. The story quietly remembers who you fucked raw and who you didn’t. Sometimes it even hurts you for it in a very “you did this, bitch” kind of way. Oral scenes feel intimate, dirty, emotional at the same time. There’s this one moment where she eats out a monster girl on a sacrificial altar, tongue slick with cum and blood, and you’re like, alright, yes, I am going to hell and it looks like this.

Anal is treated like a real event, not just “oh and then that happened.” Rhiannon lining up behind some arrogant sorceress who thought she could control her, pulling her hips back and pushing in slow while magic circles flare on the walls. You can almost hear the “oh fuck” in the way her spell fails when she gets her ass properly wrecked. Vaginal stuff hits different with the gothic vibe, all soft moans echoing under stone arches while stained glass throws colors over sweaty bodies. And then the netori angle slips in quietly. You seduce someone who already belongs to another, or was supposed to. Maybe a warrior girl promised to some holy order, or that sweet femboy who actually had a lover. You watch them break, step by step, until their loyalty is in Rhiannon’s hands and between her legs. There are routes where you feel like a romantic demon, collecting hearts and holes at the same time. The game never holds your hand, never tells you you’re the hero. It just lets you fuck, feel, regret, and still push forward, one ruined soul and one sticky ritual at a time.

Katy’s story starts off like one of those too-perfect college fantasies - all-girls campus, sunshine, laughter, short skirts everywhere. Except she’s got a secret that makes every shower scene, every locker room chat, a ticking bomb of tension. You feel it right away when she’s trying to act normal, pretending not to stare too long while her roommate bends over in that tight uniform. The game doesn’t rush it; it lets you stew in that mix of curiosity and danger. One wrong move and someone might notice what’s under her skirt. Or maybe she wants them to. Depends how you play her, I guess.

The sandbox part’s messy in a good way. You wander around, talk to girls who are way too friendly, get dragged into weird “study sessions” that end with someone tied up or moaning into a pillow. Sometimes you’re the one doing the spanking, sometimes you’re the one getting teased until you can’t think straight. The corruption angle sneaks up on you - one day Katy’s blushing at a kiss, next she’s walking across campus with her cock half-hard under the skirt, daring someone to look. It’s filthy but also kind of funny how the game treats it like just another school day. The dialogue’s clunky sometimes, but it weirdly fits. Like, yeah, everyone’s horny and awkward and pretending not to be.

There’s this one scene in the dorm bathroom that stuck with me - steam everywhere, two girls gossiping, Katy trying to keep calm while her towel starts to slip. You can almost feel her pulse. It’s not just about sex; it’s about that delicious panic of maybe being caught, maybe being wanted. The game doesn’t hold your hand, doesn’t tell you what’s right or wrong. It just lets you fuck up, literally and figuratively. And somehow, that makes it hotter.

Asuna starts out like that quiet girl in class you barely notice, then you find out she’s secretly stealing her crush’s worn gym clothes just to jerk off into them after school, and suddenly the whole vibe of this “ordinary” school feels filthy in the best way. The game leans hard into that pathetic, obsessed futa energy: she’s got a dick, she’s in love, and she’s so pent up it hurts. The turning point is honestly hilarious and kind of hot. She’s in the classroom, hand wrapped around her cock, stroking away with Sakurako’s blazer pressed against her face, and then Sakurako walks in. Instant flop. Her dick goes soft from panic, she’s half-crying, pants around her ankles, and you can almost feel how her stomach drops. Instead of screaming or slapping her, Sakurako just tilts her head, looks at her like some weird bug… and tells her, calm as anything, that if Asuna’s going to masturbate to her, she wants to watch. That line hits like a truck. You can hear it in the voiced scene: casual, curious, a little smug. Asuna’s erection basically respawns on the spot.

What follows is not some grand romance, it’s more like a messed up after-school club where the only activity is Asuna getting milked in every way possible while Sakurako studies her like a pervy science project. The school setting stays small and tight: empty classrooms, the nurse’s office when she “can’t focus,” the quiet hallway where you’re terrified someone will open the door while Sakurako’s kneeling between her legs, swallowing her cock and making these wet choking sounds into the mic. The AI art is weirdly fitting. It’s not perfect, fingers look a bit funky if you stare too long, but the expressions carry the whole thing. Sakurako’s face when she presses her knee between Asuna’s thighs and just slowly grinds until Asuna spurts inside her panties? That ahegao moment where Asuna’s eyes roll up and she bites her own sleeve trying not to scream as she shoots a sticky mess into Sakurako’s hand? It feels accidental and unpolished, which kind of matches the whole “two horny idiots figuring out their kinks” story. The femdom angle creeps up gradually too. At first she just wants to watch. Then she’s giving orders: “Stroke slower. No, hands off. I’ll do it.” Next thing you know, she’s riding Asuna in the music room, bare pussy taking every inch, nails digging into Asuna’s chest while she clenches hard enough that you can hear the difference in the voice acting when Asuna loses it and pumps a creampie into her. There’s anal, toys, those awkward “I shouldn’t like this but I’m moaning anyway” scenes, and a couple of points where your choices actually push you toward different endings, even if the whole time you’re basically trapped in this loop of being watched, touched, used, and begging for more. The game feels kind of cheap and kind of intimate at the same time, like someone’s horny doujin got turned into a Unity project at 3 in the morning with too much caffeine and not enough shame, which, honestly, is exactly the mood here.

Jenny feels like the kind of girl you’d scroll past on Twitter, double-tap, then spend the whole night thinking about later. She walks around this small, kind of generic town with this huge secret between her legs, trying to pretend everything is normal while her body is just screaming for trouble. The game leans into that tension hard. On the surface it looks like normal school halls, boring streets, casual chats, but every conversation has that little “what if they found out” vibe. A teacher leaning in too close, a milf neighbor bending over to pick something up, a friend teasing her about being “too shy” in the locker room. The sex isn’t thrown at you in the first three clicks, which is funny, because it’s absolutely filthy once it gets going. There’s this one early scene where she’s in the showers trying to hide her hard-on, and the camera lingers way too long on steam and skin, and you already know things are not staying wholesome. It somehow reminds me of those awkward first porn searches on Internet Explorer, where you mistype something and get way more than you expected.

The puzzles are weirdly personal. They’re not like Sudoku or some abstract thing. You’re rearranging memories, matching clues about who might have seen her bulge, solving little logic bits to figure out how she can sneak through a locker room without flashing someone. Sometimes they’re cool because when you solve one, you unlock a bonus scene that feels like a reward your horny brain actually earned: Jenny pressed against a window while someone outside almost sees, or a secret blowjob under a table during a “study session”. Other times they’re just in the way and I kinda hated them, especially one where you have to rotate some magical symbols that feel like they belong in a different game. Story mode skips them and gives you all the smut anyway, which is ironic after you already sat there swearing at a puzzle for 15 minutes. But when they work, they make the voyeur stuff hit harder. You feel like you both are sneaking around together, like you’re her co-conspirator while she toys with people and lets them catch tiny glimpses. And then suddenly she’s using a toy on herself on webcam, tongue out, full ahegao, and it’s like, yeah, subtlety died three scenes ago.

Sex scenes hit a good mix between romantic and completely depraved. One moment Jenny’s all soft and nervous with a girl who’s still a virgin, kissing slow, fingers shaking, worried about hurting her. You get those sweet lines, shy smiles, and then suddenly there’s Jenny’s cock sliding between her tits, her friend trying to keep eye contact and failing, cum dripping down her neck. There’s a lesbian threesome later that pretends to start as “helping her practice” and ends with tongues everywhere and Jenny filling someone so deep you get that internal view angle that made me actually lean closer to my screen like an idiot. The futa/trans stuff is treated like a real thing in her life, not just a porn filter, which I liked, even if sometimes the writing gets a bit “Tumblr fanfic” and people talk too clean during sex. There’s this anal scene behind a club, with stripped clothes half on, where she’s getting teased mercilessly, and the female dom just keeps making her hold back while a crowd is literally a few meters away. That one stuck with me. Animation is decent, nothing revolutionary, but there’s a titfuck with a slow rhythm, soft jiggle, and that tiny hip thrust that just sells it. Still annoyed that one of the UI buttons is slightly misaligned and now my brain can’t unsee it. Anyway, the game feels like going on a first date that turns into a long-term situationship: at first you’re acting polite, then you’re doing anal in a public bathroom while someone knocks on the door, then you’re talking about feelings again like nothing happened. It’s messy. Kind of hot because of that.

Celia is absolutely the kind of protagonist who would flame her own game on Twitter, then still play it on her phone while masturbating in bed. She starts as this classic shut-in loser, not even trying to pretend she has her life together, then truck-kun does the most predictable thing in the world and somehow it still feels kinda funny. One second she’s arguing with herself about game design and porn tags, next second she’s stuck in a new world with a smug dragon spirit that says “congrats, you’re a futa now, enjoy the extra weight.” The whole futa/trans thing isn’t treated like some tragic drama, more like “oh cool, now I can fuck everything from both sides” and honestly I respect that. The game leans hard into parody, all the isekai clichés get dragged through the mud, and then blown, and then titfucked for good measure. You open it on mobile, thinking “ok, I’ll just check the menus,” and two clicks later Celia has her cock in a monster girl’s throat and her hand between her own thighs, muttering that this totally counts as grinding stats.

The sex is… shameless. There’s this early scene where Celia tests out her new body alone, and it’s way more about her being awkward and horny than being pretty. She’s staring down at her huge dick like it’s a weird DLC she didn’t ask for, stroking it with this mix of curiosity and “well, free content is free content,” then of course she ends up coating her own belly in cum, gets an ahegao face, and the game pops some stupid little “Achievement unlocked: Quality Assurance” style joke. Later on you get this milf who pretends to be all wise and mentor-like, then the next dialogue choice is basically “shut up and sit on it,” and if you pick that she rides Celia until there’s a creampie that should honestly count as a war crime. The AI CG style gives everything that slightly off, dreamlike feel, like hentai you’d find by accident on Telegram at the worst possible time. Boobs are massive, tongues everywhere, positions that would snap a spine in real life. One monster girl uses her tail like a sex toy, sliding it along Celia’s shaft while sucking the tip, and Celia is having a semi-existential crisis about game balance while also getting a footjob from another girl in the same scene. Not even joking, there’s a moment where she’s ranting about “this is just lazy design” while her toes are curled because someone is licking them. Anal, oral, handjobs, titfucks, transformation gags, it’s all treated like a punchline and also kinda hot. Half the time I was laughing and the other half I was just quietly breathing way too hard at my phone like a degenerate.