Ok so the mouse cursor was this tiny little thing and I could barely see it against some of the darker backgrounds. I spent a good minute just wiggling it around trying to find where I clicked last. That's the kind of jank I actually expect from these indie VNs though, it's part of the charm maybe. This one's called Finding Useful Tamable Allies which is a mouthful but basically you're a futa on the run, broke and pissed off, looking to build a crew by... well, let's just say very hands-on management.

The first girl you meet is this spicy tomboy type and the corruption doesn't waste any time. It's not like slow burn teasing, she goes from zero to ahegao face down pretty quick, and the 3d models actually look decent when they're getting wrecked. Like the sweat effect on the skin and the way the eyes roll back, it's got that specific Ren'py jank where the animations are just looping but the stills are hot. You can literally see the moment her brain cells clock out for the day. I mean, the dialogue is pure filth, which is a plus in my book for an eroge, no fake poetry here. Just straight up wet sounds and a lot of slapping noises that my neighbor probably thinks is a strange cooking show.

The whole cheating tag, I'm not sure where that kicks in yet because I was too busy corrupting the first ally to check on any other plot threads. The MC is a futa protagonist so it's all girl on girl action but with extra equipment, and the yuri dynamic gets real messy real fast. You're not just befriending these girls, you're rewiring them. The story says you can choose names but I just left it default, I don't care about immersion when the real goal is to fill the screen with lewd fluids.

At one point the music looped so abruptly I laughed mid-scene, completely ruining the mood. But then the corruption path unlocked a new outfit for the tomboy and things got serious again. It's a visual novel, so you're just clicking and choosing how much of a bastard you want to be. It's not about saving the day, it's about breaking the toys.

Okay so the science experiment goes wrong. Classic, right? But instead of super strength or whatever, you get... tits. Big ones. And everything else that comes with suddenly being a girl. Wentford University's chemistry program really dropped the ball on lab safety. The game just throws you into it, no big dramatic cutscene, just waking up different and your lifelong best friend looking at you weird. And you look at him weird. And then things get weirder.

The writing is so uneven. Sometimes it's genuinely funny, like when the protagonist tries to navigate a lecture while dealing with, uh, physical distractions. Other times the dialogue sounds like it was run through Google Translate twice. There's this one professor character, total MILF, who keeps "accidentally" brushing against you in the lab. So subtle. Not subtle at all actually. The corruption path is where it gets properly unhinged, you start off confused and kind of innocent and by the third in-game week you're... let's just say the futa tag isn't there for decoration. I completely forgot to mention the animation quality. It's 3DCG but deliberately janky? Like someone made it in Blender while horny and sleep deprived. Which honestly adds to the whole fever dream vibe. The titfuck scenes have this weird physics where things jiggle for slightly too long. Mesmerizing.

There's a voyeurism subplot with your dorm neighbor that I won't spoil but it involves a strategically placed hole in the wall. Classic. The interracial scenes feel tacked on though, like someone remembered they needed to check that box. My save file corrupted halfway through the dean's "private tutoring" session and I genuinely couldn't tell if it was a bug or intentional commentary on the protagonist's deteriorating mental state. Probably just a bug. The footjob scene unlock requirement is absurd, you need like 40 points in chemistry knowledge which means actually doing the boring study mini games. Who has time for that when there's a whole campus of increasingly implausible sexual scenarios? The romance path with the best friend is sweet in a fucked up way, he's trying so hard to be supportive while clearly struggling with the whole "my bro now has massive honkers" situation. Relatable.