Boruto kind of stumbles into the perfect storm here. The whole thing starts like one of those late-night fanfics you read on your phone when you should be sleeping, then it just keeps going further than you thought it would. You’re playing as Boruto, yeah, but not the heroic one. More like “guy who touched the wrong power and now everybody around him is way too honest about what they want”. Desire turned into a cheat code. It doesn’t make people different, it just rips out the brakes. So when Hinata gives you that soft, guilty look in the kitchen and asks if you’re “feeling okay”, and the game quietly offers you the choice to push things, you already know where this road goes. Same with Sakura pretending she’s only checking on you as a medic, then her hand lingers on your chest a little too long, then lower, then she asks some question that has nothing to do with medicine while you’re already hard. The game likes putting you in these “you can stop now, or you can completely fuck your life” spots and then just sits back to watch.

It’s not only about milfs either. Sarada shows up and the whole energy shifts to this tense, messy corruption arc. One second she’s scolding you, spanking-level angry because you’re being a perv in class again, the next she’s the one with her back pressed against a wall, panting in your ear while you decide if you go for her pussy or make her suck you off first. The humiliation angle hits hard with her. There’s a scene where you catch her masturbating while whispering your name, and you can either act cool or absolutely grind her into the dirt with it, make her repeat all the dirty shit she was saying. The game lets you flip between being controlled and being the one in control, female dom one scene, male dom the next, and somehow it doesn’t feel like it’s trying to be “fair”. It’s just messy, horny people doing fucked up things because they finally stopped pretending to be good. Also, the AI art is strangely hot. Sometimes a hand looks weird and I keep staring at that thumb like “what the fuck is this”, but two seconds later there’s a creampie close-up and I forget about the thumb again. I still hate that thumb though.

The structure is this weird mix of small sandbox and RPG, where you’re walking around the village, poking into spots you shouldn’t, triggering events with Hinata, Sarada, Sakura, even some stuff with Naruto that honestly made me pause and stare at the screen for a bit. Turn based combat is there like someone remembered “oh yeah, this is technically a game” and then used it mostly as a way to gate lewd scenes. You win, you get a new dialogue branch, maybe a blowjob, maybe anal, maybe you accidentally unlock a futa scene if you didn’t double-check the settings and suddenly Sarada is packing and you’re the one on your knees. Or not, if you hate that. Stuff like NTR or futa or even trap content is very easy to avoid, but there’s this quiet pressure, like the game whispering “you could click yes, nobody will know”. Some of the best moments are tiny ones, like groping Hinata from behind while she washes dishes and she just gasps, looks over her shoulder, and instead of stopping you, she spreads her legs a bit more. Or Sarada trying to act tough while you make her swallow, and she gags, tears in her eyes, but keeps going because you told her to. If you want to really enjoy it, don’t rush, just wander around, test stupid dialogue options, reload saves when a choice feels too clean, and let yourself slide into the degenerate route that looked like a joke at first. That’s where this thing really gets nasty.

Riko’s whole life looks like one long second-hand embarrassment, and this game leans hard into that. Picture a skinny, shy dude with zero social skills suddenly dropped into a house where every woman looks like she escaped from some horny artbook. It’s a small suburban town with that typical “nice neighborhood” vibe, but inside the aunt’s place it’s pure chaos: tight shorts, loose tops, lazy mornings in underwear, someone bending over in front of the fridge while he stands behind her trying very hard not to stare at her ass. The tone swings between goofy, humiliating, and “oh fuck that’s hot” faster than he can mumble an apology. The game really likes to put him in situations where a hand slips, the train brakes, and suddenly he’s face-first in big soft tits, or his palm is accidentally on someone’s ass for way too long to be “oops.” You know it’s wrong, he knows it’s wrong, and the story just grins and keeps pushing.

The family setup is what sells it. Aunt with milf curves and that weird mix of strict and secretly thirsty, one girl who looks petite and harmless and is absolutely not harmless, another who pretends everything is a joke until he actually touches her, then she forgets to laugh. The teasing is constant. They sit too close on the couch, they “don’t notice” his erection in those thin shorts, they use him as a pillow, they climb over him to reach something instead of going around. And the camera loves asses. Like, obsessively. Panties riding up when they lean forward, slow little idle animations where a girl shifts her weight and her hips sway just enough to make you want to pause and stare. It’s 3D, very stylized, and sometimes a bit plastic, but when the aunt walks away and her big ass fills half the screen, you stop caring about realism pretty fast. There is also that futa angle that kind of sneaks up on you; the first time you notice that bulge on someone who should not have a bulge, it hits like “oh… oh. Ok. We’re going there.” Then you get scenes where Riko is stuck between giant tits in front and something thick rubbing against his back from behind, and his brain completely bluescreens while you just click “continue” with a stupid grin. The humor helps a lot, it never turns fully dark, it stays in that guilty-pleasure sitcom territory, like a pervy parody of a high school anime that accidentally became way too explicit and never looked back.

Nothing really prepares you for the first time a “religious experience” means getting dragged into a half-fantasy, half-horny contract with a smug demon girl who looks like she escaped from some late-night hentai playlist. You start the game as this guy who basically failed life. No job, no future, kind of like when you sit scrolling Pornhub and Steam at the same time and realize neither is fixing anything. Then she shows up. She calls herself a goddess with a straight face, but she’s got horns, claws, and tits that are clearly not OSHA safe. She talks like a sugar mommy and a cult leader at once. “I’ll give you power, wealth, love.” And her real condition is not hidden behind deep lore or anything smart. You just gotta help her get back her place in this world by fucking your way through everyone who matters. It sounds stupid, and it is, and that’s why it works weirdly well.

The city feels like it was drawn by someone who spent more time checking how boob physics bounce than studying architecture, and I kind of respect that. It’s a sandbox thing where you walk around from church to bar to creepy forest and accidentally build a harem of weirdos. One day you’re flirting with a church girl who pretends she’s pure while she’s sucking you off behind a stained glass window, next day you’re being milked by a monster girl with soft tentacles that wrap around your waist and stroke you like she’s reading braille from your dick. There’s a milf with big tits who uses you like her personal stress relief after “praying,” and the game doesn’t even bother hiding how wrong it is. The dating sim parts are simple, almost dumb, but in a charming way: you talk a bit, pick some horny or sweet option, maybe buy someone coffee, then boom, you’re doing a titfuck on her couch with her moaning in that ahegao face style, tongue out, eyes rolled back like she just saw god. Also, there’s this futa priestess who first looks all righteous and cold, then pins you on the altar and gives you a blowjob that turns into a messy interracial threesome with a demon girl watching and touching herself in the shadows. The way scenes are animated is not perfect, sometimes the loops are a bit stiff, but the timing of when a handjob suddenly becomes a sloppy oral scene or when a soft kiss jumps into wild group sex feels very “porn brain logic” true, not polished at all, which I liked more than I thought.

What stuck with me most is how the game lets you be pathetic and horny at the same time without pretending you’re some legendary hero. You’re this loser guy that a devilish goddess picks up like a stray dog and trains into her little sex weapon. Some routes are surprisingly sweet, like when you slowly romance a shy girl into exploring lesbian stuff with the demon watching, guiding her hands as she eats you out, and it somehow feels tender even when you’re getting a footjob from the same girl later while she whispers dirty prayers. Other scenes don’t care about romance at all and just throw you into wild tentacle-filled gangbangs in some underground shrine where everyone has big asses and bigger secrets. I had one moment where I was on mobile, half bored in bed, just tapping through dialogue, then suddenly the screen fills with this animated scene of the goddess riding you, her huge tits bouncing in rhythm while her tail curls around your ankle, and the audio is just the right mix of wet sounds and breathy moans, and it hit me with that old feeling I had as teenager sneaking shitty flash porn games on Newgrounds. It’s messy, a bit broken in places, some transitions are awkward, one footjob scene loops weird and annoyed the hell out of me, but the whole thing feels like a dirty fantasy someone actually cared about, not some soulless cash grab. It remembers that sex in games can be clumsy, funny, fucked up, romantic, all at once, and it lets you chase that, again and again, until you forget you ever came here to “help a goddess” and realize you just stayed because this world lets you be exactly as needy and perverted as you secretly are.

Reality in this game is flipped in a way that feels funny at first, then kind of fucked up, then hot, then kind of fucked up again. Women run everything here, not in a “girlboss inspirational poster” way but in a “they own your collar, your job, and your orgasm” way. Guys are pretty little toys, soft femboys with skirts, stockings, makeup that looks better than half of TikTok, and asses that jiggle when they walk. You play as one of those cute pets with a dick, stuck in a future where your main value is how good you look on your knees and how obedient you are when a muscle girl snaps her fingers. On the surface it feels like a silly dating sim / sandbox with goofy jokes and horny scenes, but under that you’ve got this weird tension about what “consent” even means when your whole society trains you from birth to say “yes, mistress” like a reflex. As someone who actually cares about AI ethics and virtual characters, I kept catching myself asking, “Wait, did my protag actually want that, or did I just click because I saw the word ‘oral’ and my brain went caveman for a second?”

The game leans hard into the contrast: tall, ripped women with huge tits and thicker thighs than most gym bros, towering over smooth, androgynous boys who look like they escaped from a horny gacha ad. One moment you’re on a “normal” date, sipping a drink, trying to impress a buff office lady who could literally lift you by your hips with one hand. She teases you, calls you pretty, brushes her thumb over your lip gloss, and asks if you’re being a good boy for the system, keeping the status quo. If you play along and act all submissive, the scene slowly turns into this intense femdom thing where she drags you to a side room, orders you to kneel, and uses your mouth like a toy while you’re trying to remember if the dialogue choice three screens ago might ruin your future freedom. If you push back and try to talk about “change” and rights for men, she smiles in that creepy “I’m proud of you for having opinions” way, then pins you to the wall with one arm and tells you that rebellious femboys taste even better. It’s hot as hell, but there’s this aftertaste where you wonder if the game is mocking you for pretending your choices matter. The funniest and also most disturbing thing is how often the UI just kind of shrugs at you. You pick something that sounds safe and suddenly there’s a futa enforcer sitting on your face, using you until you’re cross-eyed, and the text quietly notes that this will “affect your status later.” You later check your stats and realize your “obedience” and “slut” values jumped because you tried to be polite. That small detail honestly drove me nuts and I couldn’t stop thinking about it while still clicking through for the next blowjob scene. The writing loves those moments where consent is technically there, in the “you clicked accept” sense, but socially crushed. The big muscle girl asks if you’re okay, but the power gap is so huge that the question feels more like a ritual than a real check-in. Porn brain says “oh god yes, sit on my face again,” ethics brain is in the corner going “this is exactly the kind of coercive system we complain about in real-world apps that spam dark patterns.” And then you forget the debate because the trap NPC shows up, winks at you, drops a line about “fighting the matriarchy from the inside,” and the very next scene has you sucking him off behind a club while police drones fly by, scanning your collar tag. The game keeps doing that whiplash. It throws real questions about dominance, agency, and what it means to “choose” in a rigged world, then buries them under a giant ass in a too-tight skirt that clips through the chair a bit. It all feels messy, horny, ethically uncomfortable and strangely honest about how players treat virtual bodies as disposable toys, even while it laughs and hands you another scene where your cute male protag gets railed until he forgets what he was fighting for.

Kat is the kind of girl you swear only exists in horny Discord fantasies: thick ass, huge tits shoved into a cheap cosplay outfit, headset on, math homework half-finished on one monitor and an adult stream chat exploding on the other. She calls herself a gamer, but really she’s juggling way too much, and most of it involves somebody’s tongue somewhere it probably shouldn’t be. You’re basically dropped into her mess right as everything starts to spiral. She’s got a cute college girlfriend who thinks they’re having this sweet lesbian romance, she’s blowing her math grades for “extra lessons” with the professor who likes to slam her face first into his desk, and at home she’s got a futa stepmom walking around the apartment naked, dick swinging while asking if Kat wants help “relaxing” before the next stream. It’s not subtle. The game leans into voyeur stuff hard: webcam on, door half open, clothes half off, someone always watching who shouldn’t be. Sometimes it is the whole class spying on her stripping in a school setting that started as a joke. Sometimes it is the stream audience spamming emotes while she slowly jerks herself off under the desk, pretending she is just “stretching her legs.”

What actually surprised me is how often your choices drag you from one flavor of horny chaos to another. One minute she is live on an adult stream, joking with chat, bending over to “grab a controller” while half of her ass and cameltoe fill the camera, and the next she is on her knees, headset still on, giving sloppy oral to her futa stepmom behind the chair, trying not to moan loud enough for chat to notice. The puzzle bits are that annoying kind of “pretend you’re using your brain” thing: simple minigame, then you get a reward like a creampie scene in the professor’s office with her glasses fogged up and her panties around one ankle. They’re not hard, just enough to make you stop jerking for a second and go “alright, fine, I’ll move the thing into the other thing.” Also the game thinks it’s funny, and sometimes it actually is. Kat pauses mid titfuck to read some dumb donation like “show feet” and just bursts out laughing, milk leaking down her tits while she flips off the camera. Then right after that you get a full on female domination vibe where she pins her girlfriend to the dorm bed, rides her face, and orders her to keep her tongue still so she can “sit on it properly.” I liked that. Then I didn’t. Then I liked it again. Hard to explain, kind of like trying to compare this game to some high art movie, which makes no sense at all, but my brain still tried.

There is a bunch of incest tension with the stepmom that the game absolutely does not try to hide. She is this milf gamer too, sometimes popping into Kat’s stream dressed in cosplay, pretending to be just a “roommate” while her hand slides under Kat’s top off camera. Later you have Kat sneaking into her room, watching her masturbate from the doorway, huge cock in her own hand, moaning softly, and if you choose to walk in, it goes from voyeurism to full-on mutual handjob and oral sex in like two lines of dialogue. Then there is that one classroom scene where Kat is forced to strip in a locked room with the professor, pretending it is some stupid “advanced math lesson” while he makes her solve problems on the board with his cum slowly leaking out of her. Completely over the top, sure, but the voice acting sells it. The moans, the little nervous laughter when she’s trying to act confident but clearly turned on, the way her girlfriend sounds when she catches Kat streaming a “private” cosplay show and instead of leaving, sits down and starts touching herself quietly in the background. Sometimes the humor hits at the worst moments, like right in the middle of a serious creampie confession she cracks a gamer joke that made me roll my eyes and keep going anyway. There is also this small, stupid thing where the stream overlay looks like it was made in five minutes in some bootleg app and it annoys me every time it appears, but yeah, that is never getting fixed. The whole thing feels like watching a very horny Twitch meltdown where the streamer is a math prodigy, a disaster bisexual, kind of a brat, and absolutely addicted to the thrill of everyone almost finding out everything at once.

Asuna starts out like that quiet girl in class you barely notice, then you find out she’s secretly stealing her crush’s worn gym clothes just to jerk off into them after school, and suddenly the whole vibe of this “ordinary” school feels filthy in the best way. The game leans hard into that pathetic, obsessed futa energy: she’s got a dick, she’s in love, and she’s so pent up it hurts. The turning point is honestly hilarious and kind of hot. She’s in the classroom, hand wrapped around her cock, stroking away with Sakurako’s blazer pressed against her face, and then Sakurako walks in. Instant flop. Her dick goes soft from panic, she’s half-crying, pants around her ankles, and you can almost feel how her stomach drops. Instead of screaming or slapping her, Sakurako just tilts her head, looks at her like some weird bug… and tells her, calm as anything, that if Asuna’s going to masturbate to her, she wants to watch. That line hits like a truck. You can hear it in the voiced scene: casual, curious, a little smug. Asuna’s erection basically respawns on the spot.

What follows is not some grand romance, it’s more like a messed up after-school club where the only activity is Asuna getting milked in every way possible while Sakurako studies her like a pervy science project. The school setting stays small and tight: empty classrooms, the nurse’s office when she “can’t focus,” the quiet hallway where you’re terrified someone will open the door while Sakurako’s kneeling between her legs, swallowing her cock and making these wet choking sounds into the mic. The AI art is weirdly fitting. It’s not perfect, fingers look a bit funky if you stare too long, but the expressions carry the whole thing. Sakurako’s face when she presses her knee between Asuna’s thighs and just slowly grinds until Asuna spurts inside her panties? That ahegao moment where Asuna’s eyes roll up and she bites her own sleeve trying not to scream as she shoots a sticky mess into Sakurako’s hand? It feels accidental and unpolished, which kind of matches the whole “two horny idiots figuring out their kinks” story. The femdom angle creeps up gradually too. At first she just wants to watch. Then she’s giving orders: “Stroke slower. No, hands off. I’ll do it.” Next thing you know, she’s riding Asuna in the music room, bare pussy taking every inch, nails digging into Asuna’s chest while she clenches hard enough that you can hear the difference in the voice acting when Asuna loses it and pumps a creampie into her. There’s anal, toys, those awkward “I shouldn’t like this but I’m moaning anyway” scenes, and a couple of points where your choices actually push you toward different endings, even if the whole time you’re basically trapped in this loop of being watched, touched, used, and begging for more. The game feels kind of cheap and kind of intimate at the same time, like someone’s horny doujin got turned into a Unity project at 3 in the morning with too much caffeine and not enough shame, which, honestly, is exactly the mood here.

I started this one on my phone in the laundry room, leaning on the washing machine like some horny teenager who also has back pain. The main woman, Mrs. Moore, hits a bit too close to home: tired face, nice body, that “I used to fuck like crazy before life happened” vibe. She’s this proper housewife on the outside, but the way the game looks at her, you feel the horny under the skin right away. You don’t get thrown into chaos immediately; it kind of pokes you with these small teasing scenes. A bend over here, her tits pressed against a table there, camera sliding behind her when she walks, that soft jiggle on her ass when she sits down. There’s a lot of focus on her body, not in a subtle way, more like the game is constantly saying: “Yes, she’s somebody’s wife, now watch what we’re going to do to her.” And I did. Repeatedly. Even while my pasta boiled over in the kitchen because I forgot it again.

The fun is how slow it turns dirty and then suddenly it’s not slow at all. One minute she’s just bored and lonely, doing the same chores, talking like a good girl, then you click one different choice and boom, she’s getting her panties wet watching someone through a half open door. There is voyeur stuff pretty early, like you’re watching her watch other people fuck. Sometimes straight, sometimes girl on girl, sometimes you notice something extra between the legs and go “oh, ok, that’s a cock too.” And it’s not shy about it. The tits are big, the asses are big, the camera loves close ups, and when it gets to actual sex, you see everything: pussy spreading around a cock, shiny spit on a dick during a blowjob, slow anal scenes where you see her tight hole opening and then that full, warm creampie shot that looks a bit too real for comfort. There’s a few animated loops where her huge boobs bounce while she rides, and I literally had to put my phone face down because a notification from the school app popped up over this woman choking on cum. Perfect timing, as usual. Sometimes there are little minigame moments that pop up, like “touch here” or “hit this” to get better reactions, and I’ll be honest, I failed one because my thumb was sweaty. Also the text sound is slightly annoying and I keep meaning to turn it off, but then someone starts stripping out of a cosplay maid outfit or some weird fantasy monster scene shows up with tentacles near her ass and I forget again. The whole thing is like watching a tired MILF remember she likes being used, by men, by women, by something in between, by several at once, and the game never acts like that’s a big moral crisis, just another option on the menu while dinner burns quietly in the background of your real life.

Champion of I: Luxuria feels like someone mashed up a horny tabletop campaign with one of those old browser RPGs you used to sneak at school, then said, “ok, but what if literally everyone wanted to fuck or kill you, sometimes both in the same scene.” You’re this Guardian dropped into Eden, all big heroic title and zero safety net, and the game really likes to remind you that your dick is not separate from your decisions. One moment you’re picking a tactical skill in a tight turn based fight, counting mana and HP like a tryhard, next moment you’re staring at a futa monster girl asking if you want her cock in your mouth or your ass, and the dialogue box is like “this will have consequences” and you’re sitting there thinking, “yeah, that’s kind of the point.” It has that slow, text heavy pace, like a VN fucked an RPGMaker project, so if you expect quick swipes and done, nah, this wants you to sit with it, read it, and sometimes suffer because you said yes to the wrong pair of tits three scenes ago. The world is proper dark fantasy too, not just “ooh edgy,” like, you can feel that the gods are assholes, the land hates you, and half the cast has trauma kink without calling it that. There is actual combat, not just click-next porn, and it can smack you if you tunnel vision on the lewd path and forget to build your kit. I had one run where I went full horny diplomacy with a harem of monster girls and woke up hard and dead in the next dungeon, because I’d been giving anal instead of upgrading my skills. Deserved, honestly.

The sex itself is messy in a good way. Futanari, regular girls, monster girls with too many teeth in the right places, oral, anal, all the basic “I’m on an adult site” package, but plugged into the story so you can’t always treat it like a separate menu. Sometimes the “right” choice for survival means saying no, sometimes the most depraved option opens a hidden route, and sometimes it just turns a character into a clingy disaster who crawls into your camp later and rides you like a stress relief toy. There are bits of sandbox structure, like you can poke around Eden, check different hubs, talk to people, trigger side scenes if you’re patient, but it is not a pure free roam thing. The point and click bits are pretty lowkey, more about picking who you talk to, which door, which icon, rather than some puzzle game nonsense. Still, I spent a good chunk of time clicking the wrong area on the screen trying to talk to the slutty priestess, so that’s on me but I’m still annoyed. The app I had it open next to was fucking Discord, and I kept alt tabbing to yell “I just lost a fight because I chose the blowjob dialog” at a friend who didn’t even know what game I meant. The writing swings hard between surprisingly deep “what is good and evil” stuff and “get on your knees and swallow,” which I liked and also kinda hated, because sometimes I just wanted to nut and instead got a whole speech about chaos and souls. But then there’s that moment where a monster offers you a “blessing” that is obviously just her using your throat like a toy, and if you lean into it, the next battle you win in one filthy move and think, yeah ok, this is exactly the trash I signed up for. If you go in, save often, say yes to something you probably shouldn’t, and when the game asks “are you sure” before a sex scene, click yes and pretend you didn’t see the warning.

War, corruption, horny furries and way too much trouble for one guy with a dick and a bit of bad attitude. That is basically the whole vibe of Time of Pariah, and it somehow works way better than it should. You play this mercenary bastard stuck in a filthy port city where everyone is lying, everyone is fucking, and nobody really cares if you live or die, as long as you keep doing the dirty work. The whole thing is text driven, so yeah, you actually have to read, but the writing hits hard and the images pop in at just the right moment to make you go “oh fuck, ok, I’m into this now.” One second you are following some gang politics, next line you have a big titted beast girl pressing you against a wall and asking if you are brave enough for her tail in your ass. It feels like reading horny crime fantasy fanfic written by someone who reads real books but still spends nights on Pornhub and F95.

What I like is how much control you feel even when the story is basically choking you. It is a sandbox, but not that empty kind where you run in circles doing fetch quests. You wander the city, poke at different factions, stumble into weird scenes and the game just quietly remembers what kind of bastard you are. Go hard into dominating people and the world starts reacting. Play the nice guy and you still end up handcuffing some futa wolf with huge tits in a back alley, just in a slightly more “romantic” way. There is a lot of bdsm flavor everywhere. Not just “here is a whip, click for pain.” You get situations where you have to decide if you want to break someone’s pride, or let them keep a bit of control, or even let them dominate you while you pretend you are fine with it. Vaginal, anal, all of that is there, but it feels tied to the power games, not just shoved in a menu. Futanari shows up in this very natural “of course she has a cock, what did you expect from a horned champion in a war cult” way and suddenly you are on your knees and the text is describing every inch of it. I wish the log text could be scrolled in a smoother way on mobile though, it stutters on my old Xiaomi and it makes me crazy and then I forget what choice I was thinking about.

On phone it is dangerously comfy. You sit there, screen vertical, flicking between story branches with one finger like it is just another WhatsApp chat, except in this chat a catgirl enforcer is explaining how she is going to ride you until you beg and the game actually lets you answer if you want to beg, insult, or flip her and go full male dom on her. Some scenes are brutal in a good way, slavery vibes, chained throats, rough anal where the text does not pretend it is “gentle domination” at all. Then ten minutes later it gives you a quiet scene in a tavern where a big chested fox girl laughs too loud and you can just flirt instead of fucking her brains out. Sometimes it feels like the story wants to be serious dark fantasy about crime, war and gods, then out of nowhere you are balls deep in a furry gladiator and thinking about how her fur would smell if this was VR. The pacing is all over the place, choices appear, disappear, stats shift, and occasionally you click something on instinct and only after you see the scene you go “oh shit, I just sold that guy out.” That messy feeling is what keeps it hot though. It feels like the city is alive, like you are just one horny merc drifting from blowjob to betrayal to another blowjob. And yeah, the UI buttons are tiny on mobile and nobody will fix it, but whatever, I still keep tapping them with my thumb and telling myself “ok, last scene” then suddenly it is three plot twists and two orgasms later and I have no idea where my evening went.