Malcolm is one of those guys you instantly recognize from real life: early twenties, living with mom and two sisters, convinced the universe is bullying him personally. The game drops you right into that house where every room feels like a porn setup just waiting for an excuse, but it still pretends to be “normal” family life. You wake up, jerk off, sneak around, spy on people, get caught, reload a save, try again, typical loop. The funny part is how the story keeps calling him a loser to his face while also letting him be surrounded by women with asses and tits that just ignore gravity and genetics. It’s like an average Texas suburb, if your average suburb had a milf mom who bends over in front of the fridge like it’s a casting couch and sisters who forget what clothes are for.

What hooked me was the voyeur angle. You’re not instantly fucking everything that moves. You’re peeking through doors, “accidentally” barging in on showers, catching someone late at night, panties halfway down, phone in one hand, vibrator in the other, and you’re just stuck there watching, mouse frozen, like: do I click or do I stare. The game actually lets those moments breathe. There’s this scene where Malcolm scrolls porn on his phone while listening to his sister in the bathroom, hearing that soft wet sound through the wall, and the art hits you with her reflection in the mirror just out of reach. You’re the guy who wants to be an alpha, but you’re still jerking off alone to your own house. That feels way more honest than half the “chad simulator” porn games out there. And then, of course, you end up railing the same girl later on the couch, pussy fully shown, her ass bouncing in time with the little text jokes on screen, so… progress?

The futa / trans path is actually handled smarter than I expected. The game practically waves a flag before anything shows up, like: “hey, this route is packing extra meat, enter at your own risk.” If you don’t want it, you skip it and nothing breaks. If you do, you suddenly get these scenes where Malcolm realizes the “cute girl” he’s been staring at has more under the belt than him, and that whole “alpha male” dream kind of melts for a second. It’s awkward and horny at the same time. There’s this one moment where he’s spying again, thinking he’s going to see a normal dildo session, and instead you see her stroking herself, long, thick, absolutely not plastic. The text freezes just a bit, like the dev is waiting for your brain to catch up, and then Malcolm just keeps watching anyway. That whole “I’m straight, I swear” energy is written in a very human messy way that fits the rest of the humor. Not every joke lands, some lines feel like they were written after too much cheap beer, but the mix of humiliation, dumb memes, family tension, and then straight up vaginal pounding on the bed you saw in the first five minutes… it kind of works precisely because it stays a little trashy.

Debt choking your neck, grades slipping, libido doing push ups in the background, and then this smug little succubus just strolls in like she owns the place and says, “Wanna get paid to fuck and fight monster girls?” That’s more or less the starting vibe, and the game never really walks that back. It’s all in text and CGs, no flashy animations, just your imagination filling the gaps while the girls moan in the log window and you try not to lose a turn by clicking the wrong move like an idiot. The “combat” is horny chess with extra lube: every action is some mix of tease, grab, strip, grind, and if you misread her mood she’ll flip you, ride your face, and drain your stamina while you’re still thinking “I probably should have guarded my dick that turn.”

What caught me first is how the fights aren’t just “hit HP until bar empty”. You’re watching arousal go up on both sides, deciding if you yank her panties now or spend a turn groping her tits to stack some debuff, or suck her off if she has a thick futa cock throbbing right there and you know the game will reward you with some nasty little text about her grabbing your hair and ramming your throat full. I liked when a shy-looking lamia girl coiled around the protagonist, and I tried to brute-force it with straight vaginal thrusts; she just squeezed tighter, milked him with her tail, and made him cum first like a dumb schoolboy. Next attempt I went slower: light kissing, finger her, little bit of anal play when she started to lose control. Completely different text chain, different reactions, she’s begging, hissing, calling him “master” and then pretending she didn’t. Feels less like “fight” and more like you’re reading a horny choose-your-own-mistake story with turn based rules pretending to be serious.

Outside the fights, it pretends to be a normal student life game: classes, jobs, tiny management bits, stats to grind. But you’re not here to study economics. You’re min-maxing charm so the proud dragon girl actually blushes when you grope her ass in public, or pushing endurance so you can take her on in a full anal sex round without collapsing after she rides you raw. Some worlds feel like weird dating sims where you listen to a slime girl’s worries and then next scene you’re balls deep in her, the text going on and on about how warm and sticky she is around your cock, almost too much, to the point you start wondering if your browser will start sweating. There’s something slightly broken in how the succubus keeps saying “it’s just a game, enjoy” while the narrative drops little lines about your life energy, like your orgasm count is a hidden timer she’s not fully honest about. I wish the UI didn’t hide some useful info three clicks deep, and one time the text reused a line so badly it pulled me right out of the moment… but then the demon futa pinned the protagonist, pushed her cock between his cheeks, and growled into his ear before slamming in, and I forgot I was annoyed. That’s kind of how it goes here: clumsy in spots, explicit as fuck, strangely tender in others, like a horny fever dream that accidentally learned how to do strategy.

Mike Oxmaul. Yeah, the name already tells you what kind of dumb horny energy this whole thing is on. He’s a uni kid who’s short in all the ways that hurt a guy’s ego, stuck in a campus full of walking sex symbols and thirsty weirdos, and the whole game just kind of laughs at him while also giving him way too many chances to fuck his way into trouble. On the surface it looks like a chill dating sim sandbox, you wander around, bump into people, poke your nose where it shouldn’t go, but it keeps swerving between “wholesome romance” and “oh wow this is actually kind of filthy” so fast that at some point I just stopped pretending I’d pick the pure routes. One scene you’re trying to hold a semi-normal conversation with a shy virgin classmate, next scene you’re hiding in a locker watching a milf prof get pounded and arguing with yourself if voyeurism counts as studying. It absolutely doesn’t, but Mike will call it research anyway.

What actually sells it is how every choice feels like you’re digging your own grave while laughing. Take the whole cheating and netorare side of it. It starts small, just flirty texts with someone who’s “totally single, promise”, then suddenly you’re the side guy, getting your dick sucked in a campus bathroom while her actual boyfriend is sending her wholesome goodnight messages. Then later, you stumble into a scene where she’s getting used like a toy by some bigger guy and Mike is just there, humiliated, half turned on, half destroyed. The game doesn’t break into a speech about morals, it just sits there like, “yeah, you clicked those options, buddy.” Same with the humiliation and sissification bits: one minute he’s posturing as the big man, next he’s on his knees with a collar on, getting teased by a smug futa or a cruel domme who reads him like a therapist with a strap-on. And the teasing never stops at just “handjob and done”, it loves to drag it out, edging, groping, footjobs that last way too long while he’s trying to focus on some fake “group project” nobody is actually doing. There’s this dumb but brilliant running gag where he keeps telling himself he’s not into being dominated, right after he just licked someone’s toes while they call him “good little toy”. Completely believable, honestly.

Campus life here is like porn Twitter and a bad hentai subreddit crashed into a school setting and no one cleaned up the mess. You’ve got big tit milfs leaking through their shirts, students flashing panties out of nowhere, exhibitionism that’s basically a sport, and then in the middle of that, a random furry girl trying to act like this is a normal dating sim route. Oh, and the lactation and pregnancy stuff? It creeps in slowly. First it’s just “wow, big tits, they bounce”, then there’s a titfuck scene, then some milky blowjob, and Mike’s POV camera is way too close, like the game itself is horny and can’t hold the phone steady. The group sex bits go from clumsy fantasy to full-on bukkake piles, where you’re half lost in bodies and lube and some trans/futa character is absolutely stealing the whole show. The writing will crack a joke, you laugh, and then three seconds later your dick is out again, like, how did we get from banter to anal creampie and sex toys in the ass this fast. Honestly, the only thing that annoyed me was this one looping animation I saw in like three different scenes; every time it popped up again I got irrationally angry and still didn’t skip, which kind of says a lot. It all feels messy, horny, slightly mean, sometimes unexpectedly sweet, and always just a little bit too real about how a guy who’s “coming up short” somehow keeps ending knee-deep in prostitution side gigs, interracial threesomes, and being used as a fuckable stress ball by people way more confident than him. I kept telling myself I’d go for the romance routes and then found myself watching from the closet while someone else made the girl ahegao. Perfectly terrible decisions all the way down.

This one feels like somebody mashed together a horny SRPG and a weird sleep-paralysis story, then decided the main hero absolutely needed a fat futa cock and way too much control over everybody’s sex life. You’re the adventurer coming back to a hometown where people are stuck in this Blissful Sleep thing, half-dreaming, half-limp, and you go “ok, I will fix it” but you also spend half the time flirting, harassing, and getting milked by girls who should probably be in a hospital instead of riding you. It’s kind of romantic and kind of fucked up at the same time, which is exactly why it works. Like old hentai RPG Maker stuff where the art looks like the artist did it at night after school, but there is heart in those pixel tits. Except here it’s cleaner, nice 2dcg, plenty of thick thighs, big tits and dicks, and then occasionally some detail that looks slightly off and makes it even hotter for some reason.

Day phase is where all the dirty brain stuff happens. You hang out with party members, talk about dreams, pretend you care about the spiritual meaning of this religious sickness, and then suddenly you’re asking the milf priestess if she needs “stress relief” in the confession booth. One time I pushed the Lust angle on her too hard and ended up with her on her knees behind the church, stroking my futa shaft with those soft hands, her boobs pressed together for a messy titfuck while she whispers prayers that definitely are not approved by any god. Next day she’s acting shy and pure again, and the game kind of lets you decide if you want to be nice or turn her into a full-on cock-drunk disciple who probably shouldn’t be allowed around the altar anymore. It pretends to be strategy with “relationships” but half the time I was just thinking: ok, who do I tease today until they snap and beg to taste my cum. You can play it soft, or you can go hard into domination and watch them slowly get more perverted. Then complain later that they are too slutty even if you literally trained them into it.

Night phase flips it. You go into the dream world, fight demons with turn based combat and dice, like some horny tabletop session inside a JRPG. It sounds annoying, but it actually got me pumped a few times when the roll almost fucked me. One battle, this monster girl with those dripping, jagged teeth and nice hips pinned me, and the wrong roll meant she sat on my face, grinding in my mouth while her tail wrapped around my dick. It counts as combat but it’s just a really detailed oral scene where you’re licking her wet monster pussy and trying not to lose. When you win, sometimes you get to creampie them as “punishment,” sometimes they use you as a toy even if you win. The futa protagonist angle hits nice here: shoving your cock deep into some demon girl in a dream and filling her up, white dripping onto surreal floating floor, like some pixel porn from an old Windows XP hentai folder, only more polished and weirdly tender. There’s this one semi-random event where you wake up half-hard because a party girl was licking your shaft in her sleep, mumbling your name, and the game asks if you pull away or push her head down and fuck her throat while she’s still not fully awake. It labels it “teasing” but it’s really you being a horny asshole with a power fantasy.

I kind of hate the little dice sounds, they feel like I’m in a cheap mobile gacha, but then a scene pops where a monster girl pins your arms and rides you in slow motion, talking about how your seed will “keep her awake” and at that point I forgot the sound even exists. The religion angle is funny too: you go from respectful adventurer to this futa saint of corruption, turning believers into dripping messes who want your holy load inside them. I tried to play all pure on one run, caring about the sickness and all that, but the sandbox side kept tempting me with “just one more interaction” and suddenly my quiet mage was moaning on her knees, cheeks bulged around my cock while I hold her head, her eyes begging for permission to swallow. The game likes to pretend it’s all about the mystery of the disease and strategy choices, but it really shines when you’re in the messy part, covered in sweat and cum, trying to remember which girl you promised to visit before night falls again.

Kat is the kind of girl you swear only exists in horny Discord fantasies: thick ass, huge tits shoved into a cheap cosplay outfit, headset on, math homework half-finished on one monitor and an adult stream chat exploding on the other. She calls herself a gamer, but really she’s juggling way too much, and most of it involves somebody’s tongue somewhere it probably shouldn’t be. You’re basically dropped into her mess right as everything starts to spiral. She’s got a cute college girlfriend who thinks they’re having this sweet lesbian romance, she’s blowing her math grades for “extra lessons” with the professor who likes to slam her face first into his desk, and at home she’s got a futa stepmom walking around the apartment naked, dick swinging while asking if Kat wants help “relaxing” before the next stream. It’s not subtle. The game leans into voyeur stuff hard: webcam on, door half open, clothes half off, someone always watching who shouldn’t be. Sometimes it is the whole class spying on her stripping in a school setting that started as a joke. Sometimes it is the stream audience spamming emotes while she slowly jerks herself off under the desk, pretending she is just “stretching her legs.”

What actually surprised me is how often your choices drag you from one flavor of horny chaos to another. One minute she is live on an adult stream, joking with chat, bending over to “grab a controller” while half of her ass and cameltoe fill the camera, and the next she is on her knees, headset still on, giving sloppy oral to her futa stepmom behind the chair, trying not to moan loud enough for chat to notice. The puzzle bits are that annoying kind of “pretend you’re using your brain” thing: simple minigame, then you get a reward like a creampie scene in the professor’s office with her glasses fogged up and her panties around one ankle. They’re not hard, just enough to make you stop jerking for a second and go “alright, fine, I’ll move the thing into the other thing.” Also the game thinks it’s funny, and sometimes it actually is. Kat pauses mid titfuck to read some dumb donation like “show feet” and just bursts out laughing, milk leaking down her tits while she flips off the camera. Then right after that you get a full on female domination vibe where she pins her girlfriend to the dorm bed, rides her face, and orders her to keep her tongue still so she can “sit on it properly.” I liked that. Then I didn’t. Then I liked it again. Hard to explain, kind of like trying to compare this game to some high art movie, which makes no sense at all, but my brain still tried.

There is a bunch of incest tension with the stepmom that the game absolutely does not try to hide. She is this milf gamer too, sometimes popping into Kat’s stream dressed in cosplay, pretending to be just a “roommate” while her hand slides under Kat’s top off camera. Later you have Kat sneaking into her room, watching her masturbate from the doorway, huge cock in her own hand, moaning softly, and if you choose to walk in, it goes from voyeurism to full-on mutual handjob and oral sex in like two lines of dialogue. Then there is that one classroom scene where Kat is forced to strip in a locked room with the professor, pretending it is some stupid “advanced math lesson” while he makes her solve problems on the board with his cum slowly leaking out of her. Completely over the top, sure, but the voice acting sells it. The moans, the little nervous laughter when she’s trying to act confident but clearly turned on, the way her girlfriend sounds when she catches Kat streaming a “private” cosplay show and instead of leaving, sits down and starts touching herself quietly in the background. Sometimes the humor hits at the worst moments, like right in the middle of a serious creampie confession she cracks a gamer joke that made me roll my eyes and keep going anyway. There is also this small, stupid thing where the stream overlay looks like it was made in five minutes in some bootleg app and it annoys me every time it appears, but yeah, that is never getting fixed. The whole thing feels like watching a very horny Twitch meltdown where the streamer is a math prodigy, a disaster bisexual, kind of a brat, and absolutely addicted to the thrill of everyone almost finding out everything at once.

War, corruption, horny furries and way too much trouble for one guy with a dick and a bit of bad attitude. That is basically the whole vibe of Time of Pariah, and it somehow works way better than it should. You play this mercenary bastard stuck in a filthy port city where everyone is lying, everyone is fucking, and nobody really cares if you live or die, as long as you keep doing the dirty work. The whole thing is text driven, so yeah, you actually have to read, but the writing hits hard and the images pop in at just the right moment to make you go “oh fuck, ok, I’m into this now.” One second you are following some gang politics, next line you have a big titted beast girl pressing you against a wall and asking if you are brave enough for her tail in your ass. It feels like reading horny crime fantasy fanfic written by someone who reads real books but still spends nights on Pornhub and F95.

What I like is how much control you feel even when the story is basically choking you. It is a sandbox, but not that empty kind where you run in circles doing fetch quests. You wander the city, poke at different factions, stumble into weird scenes and the game just quietly remembers what kind of bastard you are. Go hard into dominating people and the world starts reacting. Play the nice guy and you still end up handcuffing some futa wolf with huge tits in a back alley, just in a slightly more “romantic” way. There is a lot of bdsm flavor everywhere. Not just “here is a whip, click for pain.” You get situations where you have to decide if you want to break someone’s pride, or let them keep a bit of control, or even let them dominate you while you pretend you are fine with it. Vaginal, anal, all of that is there, but it feels tied to the power games, not just shoved in a menu. Futanari shows up in this very natural “of course she has a cock, what did you expect from a horned champion in a war cult” way and suddenly you are on your knees and the text is describing every inch of it. I wish the log text could be scrolled in a smoother way on mobile though, it stutters on my old Xiaomi and it makes me crazy and then I forget what choice I was thinking about.

On phone it is dangerously comfy. You sit there, screen vertical, flicking between story branches with one finger like it is just another WhatsApp chat, except in this chat a catgirl enforcer is explaining how she is going to ride you until you beg and the game actually lets you answer if you want to beg, insult, or flip her and go full male dom on her. Some scenes are brutal in a good way, slavery vibes, chained throats, rough anal where the text does not pretend it is “gentle domination” at all. Then ten minutes later it gives you a quiet scene in a tavern where a big chested fox girl laughs too loud and you can just flirt instead of fucking her brains out. Sometimes it feels like the story wants to be serious dark fantasy about crime, war and gods, then out of nowhere you are balls deep in a furry gladiator and thinking about how her fur would smell if this was VR. The pacing is all over the place, choices appear, disappear, stats shift, and occasionally you click something on instinct and only after you see the scene you go “oh shit, I just sold that guy out.” That messy feeling is what keeps it hot though. It feels like the city is alive, like you are just one horny merc drifting from blowjob to betrayal to another blowjob. And yeah, the UI buttons are tiny on mobile and nobody will fix it, but whatever, I still keep tapping them with my thumb and telling myself “ok, last scene” then suddenly it is three plot twists and two orgasms later and I have no idea where my evening went.

Champion of I: Luxuria feels like someone mashed up a horny tabletop campaign with one of those old browser RPGs you used to sneak at school, then said, “ok, but what if literally everyone wanted to fuck or kill you, sometimes both in the same scene.” You’re this Guardian dropped into Eden, all big heroic title and zero safety net, and the game really likes to remind you that your dick is not separate from your decisions. One moment you’re picking a tactical skill in a tight turn based fight, counting mana and HP like a tryhard, next moment you’re staring at a futa monster girl asking if you want her cock in your mouth or your ass, and the dialogue box is like “this will have consequences” and you’re sitting there thinking, “yeah, that’s kind of the point.” It has that slow, text heavy pace, like a VN fucked an RPGMaker project, so if you expect quick swipes and done, nah, this wants you to sit with it, read it, and sometimes suffer because you said yes to the wrong pair of tits three scenes ago. The world is proper dark fantasy too, not just “ooh edgy,” like, you can feel that the gods are assholes, the land hates you, and half the cast has trauma kink without calling it that. There is actual combat, not just click-next porn, and it can smack you if you tunnel vision on the lewd path and forget to build your kit. I had one run where I went full horny diplomacy with a harem of monster girls and woke up hard and dead in the next dungeon, because I’d been giving anal instead of upgrading my skills. Deserved, honestly.

The sex itself is messy in a good way. Futanari, regular girls, monster girls with too many teeth in the right places, oral, anal, all the basic “I’m on an adult site” package, but plugged into the story so you can’t always treat it like a separate menu. Sometimes the “right” choice for survival means saying no, sometimes the most depraved option opens a hidden route, and sometimes it just turns a character into a clingy disaster who crawls into your camp later and rides you like a stress relief toy. There are bits of sandbox structure, like you can poke around Eden, check different hubs, talk to people, trigger side scenes if you’re patient, but it is not a pure free roam thing. The point and click bits are pretty lowkey, more about picking who you talk to, which door, which icon, rather than some puzzle game nonsense. Still, I spent a good chunk of time clicking the wrong area on the screen trying to talk to the slutty priestess, so that’s on me but I’m still annoyed. The app I had it open next to was fucking Discord, and I kept alt tabbing to yell “I just lost a fight because I chose the blowjob dialog” at a friend who didn’t even know what game I meant. The writing swings hard between surprisingly deep “what is good and evil” stuff and “get on your knees and swallow,” which I liked and also kinda hated, because sometimes I just wanted to nut and instead got a whole speech about chaos and souls. But then there’s that moment where a monster offers you a “blessing” that is obviously just her using your throat like a toy, and if you lean into it, the next battle you win in one filthy move and think, yeah ok, this is exactly the trash I signed up for. If you go in, save often, say yes to something you probably shouldn’t, and when the game asks “are you sure” before a sex scene, click yes and pretend you didn’t see the warning.

I started this one on my phone in the laundry room, leaning on the washing machine like some horny teenager who also has back pain. The main woman, Mrs. Moore, hits a bit too close to home: tired face, nice body, that “I used to fuck like crazy before life happened” vibe. She’s this proper housewife on the outside, but the way the game looks at her, you feel the horny under the skin right away. You don’t get thrown into chaos immediately; it kind of pokes you with these small teasing scenes. A bend over here, her tits pressed against a table there, camera sliding behind her when she walks, that soft jiggle on her ass when she sits down. There’s a lot of focus on her body, not in a subtle way, more like the game is constantly saying: “Yes, she’s somebody’s wife, now watch what we’re going to do to her.” And I did. Repeatedly. Even while my pasta boiled over in the kitchen because I forgot it again.

The fun is how slow it turns dirty and then suddenly it’s not slow at all. One minute she’s just bored and lonely, doing the same chores, talking like a good girl, then you click one different choice and boom, she’s getting her panties wet watching someone through a half open door. There is voyeur stuff pretty early, like you’re watching her watch other people fuck. Sometimes straight, sometimes girl on girl, sometimes you notice something extra between the legs and go “oh, ok, that’s a cock too.” And it’s not shy about it. The tits are big, the asses are big, the camera loves close ups, and when it gets to actual sex, you see everything: pussy spreading around a cock, shiny spit on a dick during a blowjob, slow anal scenes where you see her tight hole opening and then that full, warm creampie shot that looks a bit too real for comfort. There’s a few animated loops where her huge boobs bounce while she rides, and I literally had to put my phone face down because a notification from the school app popped up over this woman choking on cum. Perfect timing, as usual. Sometimes there are little minigame moments that pop up, like “touch here” or “hit this” to get better reactions, and I’ll be honest, I failed one because my thumb was sweaty. Also the text sound is slightly annoying and I keep meaning to turn it off, but then someone starts stripping out of a cosplay maid outfit or some weird fantasy monster scene shows up with tentacles near her ass and I forget again. The whole thing is like watching a tired MILF remember she likes being used, by men, by women, by something in between, by several at once, and the game never acts like that’s a big moral crisis, just another option on the menu while dinner burns quietly in the background of your real life.

Game starts and I think, ok, another cheap porn VN where you click next and jerk off and forget it after. I was half on my phone, half on my second monitor with Discord open, not taking it serious at all. Then suddenly I realize I actually care where this horny idiot of a MC is going and who he will fuck first. You control this awkward dude who wakes up one day and, surprise, he is packing way more than before. Not just size either, it feels like his whole body is reacting different. Hard to explain without sounding cringe, but the game really leans into that “extra” thing in a dirty, funny way. It is not just “lol my dick is huge now, harem time”, it is more like: shit, everybody around me now looks at me different, and some of them have their own secret between their legs too.

What hooked me was how the dates go from normal to completely fucked in two clicks. One moment I am trying to choose a polite answer like I am in some wholesome dating sim, and the next the cute "girl" is pushing me on the bed, dick already out, and suddenly I am the one getting stroked instead of doing the stroking. The game loves to throw traps and futa at you in this casual way, like, “oh, you thought this was just a shy girl with big tits? joke’s on you, she has more meat than you.” First time that happened, I legit stared at the screen, hand off mouse, trying to decide if I was still straight or what. Pornhub has ruined me a bit already, but this made it feel kind of personal, like I made the choices that put me there. And when the scene keeps going, MC’s huge cock rubbing against another hard cock, spit everywhere, her hand sliding up and down both at once, I stopped pretending I cared about labels. It is all just hot. There is one scene where you go down on what you think is a regular chick, your tongue on her clit, she starts moaning, grabs your hair, and then your lips bump something thick and warm and the game just describes how it twitches on your tongue and I swear my brain short-circuited a bit.

The art is classic 2D CG, but with small details that sell the filth, like cum smeared on inner thighs, or the way an ass actually opens around you when you push in, not just a white line. Anal scenes hit harder than I expected, there is one where you are on your back and this big ass futa is riding you reverse, her own cock slapping your stomach, your dick punching into her asshole, and she leans back so you see everything, from her balls bouncing to the ring around your shaft stretching. It sounds dumb when I describe it, but in the moment I was just spamming save files to see different dialog before the money shot. Not everything is great, some routes feel rushed and one guy’s face looks weird as hell in certain angles, like he walked out of a meme, but the sexual tension builds nicely. Sometimes the MC talks too much, I just want to see him shut up and choke on a cock, but maybe that is on me. It started as a joke click, like “haha, extra inches, sure”, and ended with me arguing with myself which character I want to cum inside first and if taking it up the ass from someone hotter than me actually makes me gay or just lucky. I am still not sure and honestly I kind of like that.