Right, so Elton. This motherfucker. The whole setup is this weirdly specific Facebook messenger vibe, complete with that little 'seen' notification that somehow carries more weight than any actual dick pic could. You're just some dude, scrolling late, and your buddy starts typing. Then stops. Then starts again. The tension in that chat log is more effective foreplay than half the animated scenes I've seen in bigger budget smut. It's all in the pauses, the unsaid things. And then the car. A message left in a car. Who does that? It's so awkwardly romantic it circles back to being hot.

The art is... a choice. Deliberately unpolished, like a sketchbook you'd hide under your mattress. The anatomy goes on little adventures of its own sometimes, a limb here, a weirdly sharp jawline there. But fuck me if the ass fingering scene doesn't have this raw, fumbling energy. It's not slick. It's two guys who've clearly been thinking about this for way too long, finally getting their hands on each other. The fingers curl, the character's face does this scrunched up thing that's half pain, half pure need. You can almost hear the shaky breathing. It's messy. It's perfect.

Then the actual sex. The yaoi tropes are all present and accounted for, the impossible angles, the single drop of sweat tracing a path down a spine. But the dialogue, man. It's so stupidly earnest. "Is this okay?" and "Don't stop" on a loop, but it works. It feels like a real, desperate, gay encounter between two guys who communicate mostly through shared silences and bad jokes. The game forgets it's a game halfway through and just becomes this loop of escalating grunts and shifting positions. No grand climax in the storytelling, just a physical one. And honestly? That's more honest than some epic plot about saving the world with your dick. The whole thing is a sticky note of a fantasy, crumpled up and left on the passenger seat.

Bruce Long's face is a mess again and that's the tutorial basically. This game is called something about a Terrific Trio but there's three guys and one of them, our boy Charlie, is supposed to be straight. yeah right. I've seen that plot before, usually on certain sites at 2am when I'm definitely not supposed to be writing reviews.

The whole thing is a big shitpost with cum. Holio is there which is a name I can't stop laughing at, and Bob Upindown who sounds like a rejected wii character. They're on a mission to convert Charlie through the power of aggressive homosexual logic and honestly the dialogue is the best part. It reads like a late night steam chat argument between people who've inhaled too much gamer dust. There's a line about Liza Minnelli records that made me snort my drink. The comedy lands more often than it doesn't, which for a porn game is basically winning the lottery. I do wish the blonde guy had more screen time. I'm always saying that.

Bukake scene comes out of nowhere. Like you're clicking through some genuinely funny back and forth, then bam, facial. The blowjob animations have this janky rhythm that somehow makes it funnier, like everyone involved is slightly confused about the speed. My screenshots folder for this looks unhinged. Just pages of dialogue bubbles next to badly timed penetration frames.

I haven't mentioned the anal yet. There's a moment where you pick positions and the whole thing glitched for me, Charlie just sort of vibrated in place for twenty seconds. Honestly improved the experience. You don't come to these games for polish, you come for the sheer wtf factor and this delivers. The domination tags are misleading though, nobody's really in charge here, everyone's just horny and chaotic. Like a group project from hell but make it gay.