bruh this game is like someone fed a my hero academia fanfic through a google translate blender and then sprinkled AI art on top. the tits look like water balloons filled with regret and ochaco’s face changes ethnicity between scenes. i’m not even mad. it’s the visual novel equivalent of a deepfried meme and i respect the lack of polish. like, deliberately unpolished. you can feel the dev going “fuck it” after every line of dialogue.

the setup is you’re some loser student at UA who suddenly gets a power and now you’re making deku and bakugo act out your porn brain fantasies. there’s this mechanic where you go “leader” or “tyrant” paths but honestly it’s just a vibe check for how much degradation you want. i clicked tyrant once and mid-scene momo’s schoolgirl uniform just evaporated, not even a tear animation. chef’s kiss. the writing has that special “english as a fourth language” flavor where deku says things like “you have made my body feel the strange feelings” and i’m sitting there wheezing.

one minute uraraka is confessing her love, next minute she’s bent over a desk with dialogue that sounds like a bad hentai subtitle crawled out of 2006. the harem aspect is chaotic. characters forget they’re supposed to be heroes. todoroki shows up for two lines then just… leaves? i keep thinking about the background. it’s a jpeg of a classroom that’s stretched wrong, pixels crying. why did they stretch it. it haunts me more than the actual porn. the gallery button didn’t work until i refreshed three times. this game is a beautiful disaster, a shitpost you can fap to sort of. mirror’s edge for degenerates but the ledge is wet paint.

You know what's funny about Cursed Hearts? The title makes it sound like some gothic romance thing, maybe vampires moping around in castles. Nope. It's a breeding simulator with elves and goblins and catgirls, and the "curse" is basically just that you need to fill them up until something breaks. I respect the honesty.

The art is that particular flavor of 3DCG where everyone looks like they've been polished with the same glossy filter, skin too smooth, breasts defying several laws of physics. Which is exactly what I signed up for, let's be real. The elf milf character has this expression permanently stuck between "mildly inconvenienced" and "about to sneeze" and I couldn't stop noticing it. Still tapped that obviously. The sandbox structure means you just wander around clicking on monster girls until things escalate, and the pregnancy mechanic is basically the entire progression system. Knock someone up, move to the next. It's like a very horny checklist.

There's this one goblin girl with an ass that the camera absolutely refuses to stop focusing on, and honestly the footjob scene came out of nowhere. I wasn't prepared. Nobody warns you about the foot stuff. The animations are stiff in that way where limbs move but nothing else does, like mannequins being posed by an invisible hand, but the creampie visuals are... thorough. They committed to that part. I wish the RPG elements actually mattered beyond giving you an excuse to grind, but they won't change that. The groping interactions feel like you're just poking a statue until a meter fills up, which is less sexy than it sounds. Or maybe exactly as sexy as it sounds, depending on your standards. I don't know anymore. The nekomata has two dialogue lines that repeat and one of them is just a purring sound effect written out phonetically. "Prrrrrr." Riveting stuff. Still bred her though. What does that say about me.

So I'm tracking the corruption percentage on this one milf character, right? Got my spreadsheet open, tracking every dialogue choice, every ahegao trigger. The paranormal horror elements are basically a delivery system for unlocking harem scenes. That's not a complaint. It's just... the math of it.

The opening scene is a mess. Kaiser, our male protagonist, is introduced with this big mystery about his missing father, but the camera is already doing that slow pan over the household's female residents. You know the one. The animated jiggle physics are dialed up to eleven before you even learn the guy's name. It sets expectations perfectly. You're not here for subtlety. The big tits are a promise the game immediately delivers on. But then it tries to be genuinely creepy with these flickering hallway sequences and I almost respected the tonal whiplash. Almost. The romance routes are locked behind solving these mystery fragments, which means you're grinding through spooky text logs to get to the milf corruption scenes. My route completion spreadsheet is a nightmare of conditional formatting.

There's this one scene with the eldest woman in the house. You have to fail a specific paranormal investigation check three times. Failing on purpose. The animation that plays after, the ahegao face she makes, it's so over the top it loops back around to being kind of perfect. The male protagonist's "deeply personal secrets" are just... never really a problem? He's a natural playboy, the text says, but his corruption of the household feels less like breaking chains and more like a Tuesday. The horror mystery is genuinely trying, with some decent sound design in the animated cutscenes, but then a character will say something absurdly seductive while a ghost is literally phasing through a wall. The tonal balance is a car crash. I've replayed the harem ending route four times now. The unlockable requirements are stupidly specific and the game never explains the hidden affection decay mechanic. Why is there a hidden affection decay mechanic in a horror game? My notes for the romance flag triggers have three separate contradictions and I've stopped caring about fixing them. The mystery of the missing father remains unsolved in my main save. I just keep reloading the corruption checkpoint for the paranormal investigator character. Her route has the most ridiculous ahegao expression in the whole game and I need to document the exact frame count for my data set.

I have this thing with sequels, right? Like a second date after the first one went... weirdly good. You remember the highlights, the unexpected moments, but you're terrified they'll mess it up by trying too hard. Sorcerer 2 isn't trying too hard. It's just... more. More monster girls with their weird biology and weirder needs, more of my dude bumbling through a fantasy world with his dick basically leading the narrative. The plot is the same flavor of nonsense, some dark prophecy probably, but who cares when a catgirl is doing that thing with her tongue.

The 3DCG is, I don't know, it's aggressively fine. It's got that specific Daz3D look where everyone's skin is a little too shiny, like they're all slightly sweaty. Which, I mean, they usually are by the end of a scene, so maybe it's a feature. The animations are stiff sometimes. One girl's tail clipped straight through a bed and I just stared at it for a solid minute. Completely took me out of the moment. But then the next scene was this full-on exhibitionist thing in the middle of a goblin market, graphic and messy and exactly the kind of "why is this turning me on" content I'm here for. The pregnancy stuff is still there, a big focus, and I swear the belly physics got an upgrade, which is a sentence I just typed.

I think I was trying to unlock a scene with the lamia for like an hour. The branching felt arbitrary. Pick "go left" and you get a handjob, pick "go right" and you get a philosophical debate and then a handjob. The violence tag is no joke though, it gets splattery in a way that clashes hard with the harem comedy. One minute it's "oops, all creampies" and the next it's a blood geyser. My brain couldn't handle the tonal whiplash. I'd give it the "Most Dedicated Use of a Single Body Fluid Type Per Scene" award. Sometimes it's just the one fluid, you know? Committed.

The cutscene where Voluptas first appears is a mess. I mean that in a good way? Her boobs clip through her own divine robes, the Honey Select 2 lighting makes her look like she's standing under a flickering fluorescent tube in a basement, and her voice lines are pure cheese. But there's something about that unpolished, almost amateurish framing that makes the whole thing work. It feels like a fever dream, not a product. The animation studio in me screams about keyframe smoothing, but the degenerate in me just clicks through to the size control power. The power is literally a slider. You meet a girl, the dialogue is what you'd expect from a translated isekai fantasy, and then you get a UI element that lets you inflate her chest like a balloon. The first time you use it on the elf girl, the mesh stretches with this weird, unnatural deformation that's honestly more fascinating than any perfectly sculpted 3DCG model. It's janky, and that jank is the whole personality.

The sandbox loop is basically nonexistent. You wander, you talk, you fuck. The masturbation scenes are oddly detailed, the camera lingering on the protagonist's hand like it's the most important character model in the game. And then, during a spanking scene with the catgirl, the sound effect just... stops. No fade, no resolution. It's a bug, obviously. But it's the kind of bug that makes you laugh and then immediately forget as the next creampie scene loads with a breast expansion animation that looks like someone's first Blender tutorial. The harem building is just a checklist, but the oral sex animations have this one specific, sloppy tongue motion that feels weirdly authentic compared to the robotic vaginal sex loops.

The whole isekai setup is just an excuse, and the game knows it. The goddess gave you the power of size control, and you use it. That's it. The romance tag is a lie, it's just a series of escalating, messy, physics defying encounters. I wish there was a DLC that added some actual tension, maybe a rival with a shrinking power, or a scene where the expansion goes wrong and you have to deal with the consequences. Something to break the monotony of the slider. The jank is charming until it isn't, and then it's just a broken sound effect during a hand job and you're staring at a static image wondering why you're still clicking.

The loading screen itself looks like someone rendered it on a potato from 2014. Janky models, weird shadows that flicker if you tilt the camera wrong. But then the landlady bends over to pick up keys and suddenly I don't care about texture seams anymore. Those physics are doing overtime, the kind where tits move like they got their own gravitational field. It's a parody of some anime I half remember, doesn't matter, the point is you're a dude who inherits a house full of women who apparently have zero concept of personal space.

Spent twenty minutes just following the redhead around the kitchen. There's a groping mechanic that's basically just click and drag but the reactions are what got me. She'll swat your hand away three times then on the fourth she just sighs and leans into it. No logic, pure fantasy, the way these things should be. Found a monster girl in the basement later, some tentacle situation that wasn't even hinted at in the description. The sandbox part means you wander around triggering scenes, and half the time I trigger the same footjob animation three times because the UI feedback is nonexistent. Not complaining exactly, just saying.

The voyeur stuff works through keyholes and windows. Caught the milf character in the shower and the camera angle was so busted I could see inside her head model. Literally her eyeballs floating in void space. Still fapped. That's the whole review right there honestly. There's supposed to be some debt plot and dark secrets but I kept getting distracted by the harem management, which is really just a menu where you pick who to bother next. Wish the animations had more variety, you see the same loop a lot. But for five minutes on a crowded train with one earbud in, pretending to check email while the purple skinned girl does things that would get me arrested in seventeen countries? Yeah it works.

So I started this thing and immediately the whole missing dad mystery letter setup has me like, okay, sure, whatever, just point me to the girls. And honey, they do not disappoint. First day at this weirdly clean empty house and I'm already peeping through a keyhole at the landlady's daughter changing. The voyeur stuff hits different when it's Honey Select models, you know? The physics on those tits are absurd. Like, comically large. The kind where you just stare and think, how does her spine work? But I'm not complaining.

The blackmail system caught me off guard. You get this phone and suddenly you're taking creepshots in the school hallway, building up leverage. There's this one scene with the class rep in the library, she's wearing this tight cosplay thing for some festival and you can just... angle the camera down. The pov shots are chef's kiss. But then a monster showed up. A legit horror segment with flickering lights and some thing in the school at night. I screamed, not gonna lie. The tone whiplash in this game is insane. One minute you're getting teased by a girl who thinks she's a pirate captain, full on eyepatch and everything, talking about plundering your virginity. The next minute you're in a fever dream sequence that made me question if I'd accidentally dropped something in my drink.

The harem building is there but it's weirdly paced. You're supposed to be investigating your dad's disappearance but I spent two in-game days just unlocking different upskirt angles on the track team. Priorities. The comedy lands more often than it should, especially the pirate girl's dialogue. She threatened to keelhaul me for not complimenting her hat. I wish the horror elements were scarier though, they pull their punches too much. The monster designs are creepy but the jump scares are predictable. Still, when that one scene with the shower peeping turned into a blackmail opportunity that spiraled into a three-way later? That's the good shit. No idea what's actually happening in Dumbarton, something about witches maybe, but honestly I'm just here for the next absurdist sex scene.