Sakura fucked by Sasori
There's this one Naruto Shippuden flash game floating around, you know the kind you'd find on newgrounds or e621 back in the day, and it decides to fill in a blank the show left. The blank being the big pervert Sasori and what he apparently does to Sakura after that whole puppet master fight with Chiyo. Forget the hundred puppets technique, his real secret jutsu is something else entirely, a skill for mentally destroying girls through humiliation, and the game just cuts straight to him using these mechanical tentacles on her.
The animation is rough, like really rough, not smooth at all. It's almost jarring how it loops, but maybe that adds to the whole grotesque factory of it. She's just there, Sakura, the strong student of Tsunade, and she can't defend at all. There is no fighting back mechanic, it's just a scene that plays out. You just watch. The tentacles, they're these crude robotic things from Sasori's arsenal, and the whole point is how this powerful technic just leaves her completely helpless. I spent maybe too long trying to see if the animation would change if I clicked around, it doesn't. It's just that one repeating loop of her getting *** by puppet appendages.
It's a parody, obviously, and naming it a "hidden chapter" is a funny way to frame it, like some lost Toei Animation cut. The whole thing is built on that one cruel idea from the tags, humiliation is his favorite card. If you're into a specific flavor of naruto hentai where Sakura gets absolutely wrecked by a Akatsuki member's dolls, this exists. The artstyle is that recognizable early 2000s flash look, and it commits to its single, unpolished fantasy of Sasori's secret technique without apologizing. Just don't expect a game, expect a scene.
The animation is rough, like really rough, not smooth at all. It's almost jarring how it loops, but maybe that adds to the whole grotesque factory of it. She's just there, Sakura, the strong student of Tsunade, and she can't defend at all. There is no fighting back mechanic, it's just a scene that plays out. You just watch. The tentacles, they're these crude robotic things from Sasori's arsenal, and the whole point is how this powerful technic just leaves her completely helpless. I spent maybe too long trying to see if the animation would change if I clicked around, it doesn't. It's just that one repeating loop of her getting *** by puppet appendages.
It's a parody, obviously, and naming it a "hidden chapter" is a funny way to frame it, like some lost Toei Animation cut. The whole thing is built on that one cruel idea from the tags, humiliation is his favorite card. If you're into a specific flavor of naruto hentai where Sakura gets absolutely wrecked by a Akatsuki member's dolls, this exists. The artstyle is that recognizable early 2000s flash look, and it commits to its single, unpolished fantasy of Sasori's secret technique without apologizing. Just don't expect a game, expect a scene.
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Nico Robin pussy rammed by futanari Nami
Nami with a cock is one of those things that sounded like a shitpost the first time I saw fanart on Twitter, and now I’m here, staring at this loop, thinking “ok yeah, this actually works way too well.” The game is literally just that fantasy stretched out, milked, and put on autoplay. Nico Robin on all fours, Nami behind her with this thick futa shaft, just ramming in and out while their boobs swing like they’re trying to desync from gravity. No story, no pretense, just raw One Piece porn energy on loop. It feels like the kind of flash animation someone made during class back when Newgrounds was still the main porn search engine, but the motion is smoother and the bodies have that soft, almost rubbery vibe that fits One Piece designs a bit too perfectly.
What grabbed me first is the way Robin’s body reacts each thrust. Her hips twitch in this tiny little stutter and her tits bounce a fraction of a second late, like the game has fake “lag” just for her boobs. It looks stupidly hot. The creampie moment sneaks up on you, too. There’s this slight change in tempo, Nami pumps faster, Robin arches more, and then that thick white flood just fills her up and slowly spills out, all while the loop refuses to stop and acts like “nope, we’re going again.” It’s basically a brain rot machine: you open it in one tab, think “I’ll just check the animation quality,” and suddenly it’s the only thing you’re staring at, watching Nami’s dick disappear into Robin over and over. Some people go to Headspace, I watch big-tit pirates fuck each other on repeat. Same vibe.
There’s a nice tiny detail in how Nami’s cock drags Robin’s lips on the exit, like the artist spent way too much time zoomed in there with Photoshop and a lot of questionable references. Her balls slap against Robin’s clit from some angles, and even though the camera doesn’t move, you sort of feel it. Robin’s face has that calm but needy look, half-lidded eyes and slightly open mouth, like she’s trying to pretend she’s still the smart one while getting stuffed full of fake straw hat meat. The only thing that annoyed me is how the loop resets just a tiny bit too early, like right after the cum leaks out nicely, it snaps back to clean penetration again and my horny little goblin brain wanted half a second more of that mess. Also, weirdly, there’s no audio here, which at first made it feel empty, but then I just put some random low-volume track from Spotify in the background and suddenly it felt like cursed AMV porn from the LimeWire era. Honestly fits.
What grabbed me first is the way Robin’s body reacts each thrust. Her hips twitch in this tiny little stutter and her tits bounce a fraction of a second late, like the game has fake “lag” just for her boobs. It looks stupidly hot. The creampie moment sneaks up on you, too. There’s this slight change in tempo, Nami pumps faster, Robin arches more, and then that thick white flood just fills her up and slowly spills out, all while the loop refuses to stop and acts like “nope, we’re going again.” It’s basically a brain rot machine: you open it in one tab, think “I’ll just check the animation quality,” and suddenly it’s the only thing you’re staring at, watching Nami’s dick disappear into Robin over and over. Some people go to Headspace, I watch big-tit pirates fuck each other on repeat. Same vibe.
There’s a nice tiny detail in how Nami’s cock drags Robin’s lips on the exit, like the artist spent way too much time zoomed in there with Photoshop and a lot of questionable references. Her balls slap against Robin’s clit from some angles, and even though the camera doesn’t move, you sort of feel it. Robin’s face has that calm but needy look, half-lidded eyes and slightly open mouth, like she’s trying to pretend she’s still the smart one while getting stuffed full of fake straw hat meat. The only thing that annoyed me is how the loop resets just a tiny bit too early, like right after the cum leaks out nicely, it snaps back to clean penetration again and my horny little goblin brain wanted half a second more of that mess. Also, weirdly, there’s no audio here, which at first made it feel empty, but then I just put some random low-volume track from Spotify in the background and suddenly it felt like cursed AMV porn from the LimeWire era. Honestly fits.
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Tsunade Dt
the number 69 appears and i miss it by a mile because my hand decides now is the time to develop parkinsons. tsunade's massive tits are just sitting there, pixel perfect, and i'm fumbling around like naruto trying to talk to girls. the whole premise is you trace these numbered circles with your cursor while the scene plays out, and each number you hit unlocks more of the action. simple concept. execution that makes me want to throw my mouse through a window.
whoever designed the hitboxes on the later stages was definitely edging themselves. the circles shrink down to like 3 pixels and tsunade's blonde hair is flowing and naruto's stupid whiskered face is right there and i'm supposed to be precise? the game knows what it's doing. it's psychological warfare wrapped in a naruto parody. the art style is that specific flavor of drawn hentai where everyone looks slightly off model but somehow hotter for it. tsunade's chest defies physics in the way only a milf character in a parody game can. there's a blowjob sequence around the middle that had me genuinely forgetting to breathe, not because it was that explicit but because i was so focused on not missing circle 47.
the tab key cheat is the funniest thing. they just put it in the description like "yeah if you suck at our minigame just press tab lol." no shame. i respect that energy. reminds me of old flash games where the developer knew half the players were just gonna spam buttons anyway. the humor lands somewhere between intentional parody and accidental comedy, like when naruto's expression doesn't change at all during what should be a life altering experience. dead inside. relatable king.
the whole thing feels like something you'd find on a forgotten corner of newgrounds at 2am, complete with janky transitions and audio that cuts out randomly. not complaining. that's the vibe. it's not trying to be polished. it's trying to make you fail at clicking circles while tsunade judges you silently. and honestly? she should.
whoever designed the hitboxes on the later stages was definitely edging themselves. the circles shrink down to like 3 pixels and tsunade's blonde hair is flowing and naruto's stupid whiskered face is right there and i'm supposed to be precise? the game knows what it's doing. it's psychological warfare wrapped in a naruto parody. the art style is that specific flavor of drawn hentai where everyone looks slightly off model but somehow hotter for it. tsunade's chest defies physics in the way only a milf character in a parody game can. there's a blowjob sequence around the middle that had me genuinely forgetting to breathe, not because it was that explicit but because i was so focused on not missing circle 47.
the tab key cheat is the funniest thing. they just put it in the description like "yeah if you suck at our minigame just press tab lol." no shame. i respect that energy. reminds me of old flash games where the developer knew half the players were just gonna spam buttons anyway. the humor lands somewhere between intentional parody and accidental comedy, like when naruto's expression doesn't change at all during what should be a life altering experience. dead inside. relatable king.
the whole thing feels like something you'd find on a forgotten corner of newgrounds at 2am, complete with janky transitions and audio that cuts out randomly. not complaining. that's the vibe. it's not trying to be polished. it's trying to make you fail at clicking circles while tsunade judges you silently. and honestly? she should.
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Maid for you
Right, so the whole thing is basically a loop. You’re the master, she’s the maid, and the uniform stays on. Always. That’s the rule apparently. The art is that crunchy, slightly off model anime style where the eyes are too big and the blush lines are permanently etched on. You click her face, she does the thing, you click her chest, she does another thing. It’s not rocket science. I spent most of my time just making her repeat the same action because the sound effect was so absurdly wet it looped over itself and became a weird ASMR beat. That’s a feature, not a bug, fight me.
The whole “master” dynamic is pushed hard, like, she literally has no other dialogue besides variations of “yes master” and that one breathy gasp. It’s so on the nose it circles back to being funny. I found myself roleplaying a really incompetent master who just wanted his tea refilled but kept missclicking. The game does not care. It has one job. The loyalty kink here isn’t even a kink, it’s just the entire premise. There’s no story, no buildup, you load in and she’s already kneeling. Which, honestly? Respect the efficiency. But then you realize there’s like four total interactions and you’ve seen them all in 30 seconds. The “abuse” part is just… clicking. No struggle, no variation, just that same vacant smile. It gets uncanny.
I wish there was a button to make her do something actually surprising, like break character and ask for a raise. That won’t happen. The japanese maid trope is so rigid here it might as well be a mannequin with a voice box. Still, I kept the tab open for an hour while doing other stuff, just occasionally clicking. Not because it was hot, but because it was like a fidget spinner with moaning. The hentai tag is doing all the heavy lifting, and honestly the blowjob animation is just a bobblehead simulator. Don’t expect any fluid motion. It’s a static image that vibrates. I’m not even mad, I’m just disappointed in my own attention span for letting this occupy my screen for so long.
The whole “master” dynamic is pushed hard, like, she literally has no other dialogue besides variations of “yes master” and that one breathy gasp. It’s so on the nose it circles back to being funny. I found myself roleplaying a really incompetent master who just wanted his tea refilled but kept missclicking. The game does not care. It has one job. The loyalty kink here isn’t even a kink, it’s just the entire premise. There’s no story, no buildup, you load in and she’s already kneeling. Which, honestly? Respect the efficiency. But then you realize there’s like four total interactions and you’ve seen them all in 30 seconds. The “abuse” part is just… clicking. No struggle, no variation, just that same vacant smile. It gets uncanny.
I wish there was a button to make her do something actually surprising, like break character and ask for a raise. That won’t happen. The japanese maid trope is so rigid here it might as well be a mannequin with a voice box. Still, I kept the tab open for an hour while doing other stuff, just occasionally clicking. Not because it was hot, but because it was like a fidget spinner with moaning. The hentai tag is doing all the heavy lifting, and honestly the blowjob animation is just a bobblehead simulator. Don’t expect any fluid motion. It’s a static image that vibrates. I’m not even mad, I’m just disappointed in my own attention span for letting this occupy my screen for so long.
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Milk Plant 5 then. The one where Tifa's basically a rug with udders. You know that feeling when you open a game and think, did I leave my dignity in the other tab? Yeah. It's just her on the floor, those balloon tits spilling everywhere, and a couple of faceless guys treating her like a wet hole they found in a basement. The breast expansion is comical. Like, they start big, then someone squeezes and suddenly its a dairy farm explosion. White sprays everywhere. The milk mechanic isn't subtle, it's the whole point. Make the cow burst.
I got stuck for a weird minute trying to just... have a moment with the titfuck. The animation loops are janky but hypnotic. Her eyes are dead, classic broken slavegirl stare, and a dick just vanishes between those massive things. The oral bit is rougher, her head gets yanked, throat bulges. Pure domination fantasy stuff. No pretense. Then the cumshot. Facial abuse is the tag and they mean it, thick ropes painting her nose and hair while she just kneels there. I wish there was a button to make her blink it away. There isn't. You just watch it drip.
The BDSM frame is basic. Some ropes, a dirty floor, that's your aesthetic. It's like a sketch someone drew on a napkin then animated with spite. The torture is repetitive, it's less a game and more a clicker with moans. Ass fingering happens in the background, almost forgettable next to the main udder show. No final fantasy epicness here, just Tifa's corpse-like compliance and those impossible boobs jiggling with every slap. The sound design is what you'd expect, wet slaps and muffled choking. Sometimes the milk spray sound glitches and cuts off early. Makes you feel like something broke. Which, in this basement, everything already has.
I got stuck for a weird minute trying to just... have a moment with the titfuck. The animation loops are janky but hypnotic. Her eyes are dead, classic broken slavegirl stare, and a dick just vanishes between those massive things. The oral bit is rougher, her head gets yanked, throat bulges. Pure domination fantasy stuff. No pretense. Then the cumshot. Facial abuse is the tag and they mean it, thick ropes painting her nose and hair while she just kneels there. I wish there was a button to make her blink it away. There isn't. You just watch it drip.
The BDSM frame is basic. Some ropes, a dirty floor, that's your aesthetic. It's like a sketch someone drew on a napkin then animated with spite. The torture is repetitive, it's less a game and more a clicker with moans. Ass fingering happens in the background, almost forgettable next to the main udder show. No final fantasy epicness here, just Tifa's corpse-like compliance and those impossible boobs jiggling with every slap. The sound design is what you'd expect, wet slaps and muffled choking. Sometimes the milk spray sound glitches and cuts off early. Makes you feel like something broke. Which, in this basement, everything already has.
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Minerva futa plumbs Millianna
I got this game running in a browser tab next to my Discord server where I mod for a couple hentai communities and honestly the whole setup felt like someone ripped a doujin page and slapped basic click to advance controls on it. Millianna's ears twitch when you hover over them. That's a thing I noticed immediately because I kept doing it like some kind of degenerate. The glove and stocking textures are surprisingly detailed for something this unpolished, the way Minerva's fingers dig into Millianna's thigh leaving those little indentations in the fabric. Wait I forgot to mention the whole premise. Minerva captures Millianna during that tournament arc, you know the one if you've watched Fairy Tail, and instead of just tying her up she goes full futanari mode with some magic cock manifestation. The sound design is basically nonexistent except for this one wet slapping noise that loops and after about thirty seconds I had to mute the tab because my roommate was home. Not that I care what he thinks but you know how it is.
The lesbian tension before the futanari stuff kicks in is actually the best part and I'll die on that hill. Minerva circling Millianna, that power dynamic, the way the beast girl's tail wraps around her own leg in what I'm choosing to interpret as nervous arousal. Then the magic cock appears and it's just. There's no buildup to the transformation, no sparkle effects, just suddenly present like the artist got impatient. Which honestly? Kind of works for Minerva's character. She wouldn't waste time on theatrics. The pussy ramming scene at the end delivers exactly what the description promises but I wish they'd leaned harder into the furry aspects, the ears and tail feel underutilized once the penetration starts. The whole thing's maybe fifteen minutes of content if you're clicking slow and I wish there was a gallery mode because some of the mid scene frames are genuinely hot before the animation kicks back in and ruins them.
The lesbian tension before the futanari stuff kicks in is actually the best part and I'll die on that hill. Minerva circling Millianna, that power dynamic, the way the beast girl's tail wraps around her own leg in what I'm choosing to interpret as nervous arousal. Then the magic cock appears and it's just. There's no buildup to the transformation, no sparkle effects, just suddenly present like the artist got impatient. Which honestly? Kind of works for Minerva's character. She wouldn't waste time on theatrics. The pussy ramming scene at the end delivers exactly what the description promises but I wish they'd leaned harder into the furry aspects, the ears and tail feel underutilized once the penetration starts. The whole thing's maybe fifteen minutes of content if you're clicking slow and I wish there was a gallery mode because some of the mid scene frames are genuinely hot before the animation kicks back in and ruins them.
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The whole setup is just... a lot. You got Tifa, right, from that big RPG, strapped into this industrial looking milking machine. The thing hums and whirs and it's honestly kind of a mood, a weirdly hypnotic one. I spent way too long just watching the suction cups work, the rhythmic pulse of it. The animation isn't super smooth, it's got that janky, almost flash-game feel, but that's part of the charm. It's not trying to be a blockbuster. It's a single, focused scene of a brunette with absolutely massive tits getting milked, and the white stuff just flows into a container. The sound design is basic, mostly just the machine drone and her muffled moans, which I actually found more relaxing than anything. Like a weird, perverted white noise machine.
The game part is clicking to upgrade the pump power and watching the production numbers go up. That's it. That's the loop. And look, the BDSM tag is there for a reason, she's tied up in a pretty strict bondage setup, but her expression is this weird mix of pained and... into it? The description says she likes being a sex slave and yeah, the art sells that. Her eyes are half-lidded, not really screaming for help. It's a torture game, sure, but it's the kind of torture that has her back arching into it. The whole thing is just a fantasy about extracting milk from a Final Fantasy character, and it doesn't pretend to be anything else.
There's an anal plug visible if you look closely, a little detail that's easy to miss when you're focused on the main event. The progression is just more milk, faster. It gets a bit repetitive, honestly. I alt-tabbed to check Discord and when I came back the container was full and I'd missed the overflow animation, which was a little annoying. The whole thing is a specific flavor of hentai logic, where humiliation and pleasure are all tangled up. It's not deep, it's a milk plant simulator starring Tifa Lockhart, and that's the entire thought. No final fantasy epic here, just a girl, a machine, and a lot of hot juice.
The game part is clicking to upgrade the pump power and watching the production numbers go up. That's it. That's the loop. And look, the BDSM tag is there for a reason, she's tied up in a pretty strict bondage setup, but her expression is this weird mix of pained and... into it? The description says she likes being a sex slave and yeah, the art sells that. Her eyes are half-lidded, not really screaming for help. It's a torture game, sure, but it's the kind of torture that has her back arching into it. The whole thing is just a fantasy about extracting milk from a Final Fantasy character, and it doesn't pretend to be anything else.
There's an anal plug visible if you look closely, a little detail that's easy to miss when you're focused on the main event. The progression is just more milk, faster. It gets a bit repetitive, honestly. I alt-tabbed to check Discord and when I came back the container was full and I'd missed the overflow animation, which was a little annoying. The whole thing is a specific flavor of hentai logic, where humiliation and pleasure are all tangled up. It's not deep, it's a milk plant simulator starring Tifa Lockhart, and that's the entire thought. No final fantasy epic here, just a girl, a machine, and a lot of hot juice.
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Queens Blade Leina hentai fuck
Leina Vance, right? From Queen's Blade. The blonde one with the sword and the attitude. Here she's chained up in some dank fantasy prison, and the whole thing is basically a very focused revenge fantasy. You don't get a story, you get a sequence. Undress her. Touch her. The clicker mechanic is there to make her wet, which is a weirdly clinical way to put it but that's what the numbers are for. Tap tap tap until the meter fills and her pussy is ready. It's not subtle.
The art is that unpolished hentai style, like a doujin that got scanned and slightly animated. Leina's body is the whole point, skinny with those petite tits that somehow work perfectly for a paizuri later. The domination angle is heavy. You bend her over for doggystyle, and the game calls her a bitch. Literally. The text is broken english, full of typos, which honestly adds to the grimy feel. Like finding a weird flash game on a forgotten corner of the internet. The cumshot inside is just the first act. Then you pull out and go for the titfuck. The animation loops are simple but the facial at the end is framed as the ultimate humiliation. It's all about breaking the warrior princess down.
The clicker parts between scenes feel a bit like padding. Just mindless tapping while she squirms. But then you get to the actual fucking and it's a straight loop you control the speed of. No complex gameplay. Just a dirty little scene player with a domination kink. If you want to see Leina get used hard, this delivers exactly that. No romance, no pretense. Just a prison, a blonde viking, and a lot of cum. The panties come off first, and it just escalates from there.
The art is that unpolished hentai style, like a doujin that got scanned and slightly animated. Leina's body is the whole point, skinny with those petite tits that somehow work perfectly for a paizuri later. The domination angle is heavy. You bend her over for doggystyle, and the game calls her a bitch. Literally. The text is broken english, full of typos, which honestly adds to the grimy feel. Like finding a weird flash game on a forgotten corner of the internet. The cumshot inside is just the first act. Then you pull out and go for the titfuck. The animation loops are simple but the facial at the end is framed as the ultimate humiliation. It's all about breaking the warrior princess down.
The clicker parts between scenes feel a bit like padding. Just mindless tapping while she squirms. But then you get to the actual fucking and it's a straight loop you control the speed of. No complex gameplay. Just a dirty little scene player with a domination kink. If you want to see Leina get used hard, this delivers exactly that. No romance, no pretense. Just a prison, a blonde viking, and a lot of cum. The panties come off first, and it just escalates from there.
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💬 2
★★★★☆
Maeve's Academy
The first thing that hits you is the mouse cursor. It's this chunky, slightly off center thing that feels like dragging your finger through cold syrup. Every click has a tiny delay, a little resistance that makes you aware of the act of clicking. I don't know why that stuck with me but it did. The whole game has this texture like a book with pages that are slightly damp, not ruined, just... present. You feel the interface in a way most games smooth over.
Anyway you're a dude who can do magic, the only one apparently, and you show up at this academy that's basically a rundown shack with three staff members. The director lady has these glasses that catch the light wrong and her dialogue boxes have a slight shake to them, like the text is vibrating. It's not a bug I think, it's just how she talks. Your best buddy comes along and he's completely useless, just stands there while you fumble through conversations with witches who've never seen a man before. The whole concept is absurd. They treat your dick like it's some kind of mythical artifact and the writing leans into that so hard you can't help but laugh. There's a scene with the nurse where she's doing a checkup and the stethoscope is cold, you can almost feel the metal disc on your chest through the screen, and then it's not on your chest anymore and things escalate.
The magic system is barely there. You click things and stuff happens. Who cares. The real game is watching these sheltered witch girls discover what a boner is and the dialogue reads like someone translated it through three languages and then back again on purpose. It's horny and stupid and the sound effects are just these wet slaps that loop slightly out of sync. I kept playing because the teacher character has this way of tilting her head that makes her hat almost fall off and she never fixes it, just lets it hang there at a dangerous angle while she explains magical theory that makes no sense. The whole academy is falling apart and nobody's learning anything and honestly that's the point.
Anyway you're a dude who can do magic, the only one apparently, and you show up at this academy that's basically a rundown shack with three staff members. The director lady has these glasses that catch the light wrong and her dialogue boxes have a slight shake to them, like the text is vibrating. It's not a bug I think, it's just how she talks. Your best buddy comes along and he's completely useless, just stands there while you fumble through conversations with witches who've never seen a man before. The whole concept is absurd. They treat your dick like it's some kind of mythical artifact and the writing leans into that so hard you can't help but laugh. There's a scene with the nurse where she's doing a checkup and the stethoscope is cold, you can almost feel the metal disc on your chest through the screen, and then it's not on your chest anymore and things escalate.
The magic system is barely there. You click things and stuff happens. Who cares. The real game is watching these sheltered witch girls discover what a boner is and the dialogue reads like someone translated it through three languages and then back again on purpose. It's horny and stupid and the sound effects are just these wet slaps that loop slightly out of sync. I kept playing because the teacher character has this way of tilting her head that makes her hat almost fall off and she never fixes it, just lets it hang there at a dangerous angle while she explains magical theory that makes no sense. The whole academy is falling apart and nobody's learning anything and honestly that's the point.
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★★★★☆