Was hoping for some kind of build up you know? Something. The first two parts of these Umemaro things always tease this whole scenario with the teacher and student but then the third part just. It's like walking into a room where they're already mid fuck and you're supposed to just stand there and appreciate the angles. Which I guess is the point. The CG is rough in that specific way where the big tits move like water balloons filled with pudding, physics that don't exist in our universe but somehow that's what makes it work. Her chest defies everything and I'm not even mad about it.

The classroom setting is barely there. A desk gets used. That's about it. For something tagged as a movie more than a game you'd expect maybe some dialogue choices or a branching path but no it's just a straight shot of this busty teacher going at it with her student. The cumshot scene arrives with the subtlety of a truck and honestly I've seen worse. The whole thing has that distinct 3D look where the skin textures remind me of those old Second Life mods, shiny in places it shouldn't be. Spent way too long staring at how her hair clips through her shoulder. Can't unsee it now.

What gets me is how empty the whole thing feels. Not emotionally, I mean literally empty. The classroom has no other desks. Just the one they use. Like the entire school budget went into rendering her chest and they forgot to model anything else. If they ever made a DLC where the student actually talks, says something beyond grunting, maybe that would change the vibe completely. Or maybe that would ruin it. I don't know anymore. These Umemaro collections are what they are. You click, you watch, you close the browser and wonder why you expected something different this time. The cumshot lands exactly where you think it will. Always does.

You ever just stare at a screen and wonder why you bothered? That's me, right now, after this Wildman thing. The whole idea, it's like someone took a joke from a locker room and stretched it into a slideshow. Superheroes get their power from fucking. Okay. Sure. Why not. The world's logic is already broken, might as well make it horny.

The art is that kind of hentai where everyone's shiny like a glazed donut. Wildman himself, what a name, he's got this permanent dumb grin while he's "charging" the girls. There's a blonde, a redhead, the usual parody suspects that are definitely not Wonder Woman or Batgirl, no sir. The foursome scene just sort of happens. One panel they're standing around, the next it's a tangle of limbs and the dialogue is just... grunts. Like, "Nngh, take my super cum!" level stuff. I kept waiting for a punchline or some actual comic book nonsense about a villain attacking mid-orgy. That would've been something. Imagine trying to save the city while you're still, you know, connected. Missed opportunity.

The group orgy tag is technically correct, I guess. It's a pile of bodies with no real weight to it. Reminds me of those old flash games on Newgrounds where you just clicked through static images. There's a "story" about how Wildman discovered their secret, but it's buried under so much bad anatomy. A tit here, a weirdly bent spine there. I spent more time trying to figure out how a neck was twisting than anything else. The whole thing feels like a rough sketch someone uploaded as a joke and forgot to polish. Which, for a game about super-powered fucking, is maybe the point? I don't know. My brain feels less charged and more just... drained.

The clicker minigame is actually the best part, which sounds insane for what's supposed to be a detective thriller visual novel. You're tapping this... thing, I won't spoil what, and the numbers go up and the screen gets progressively more unhinged. I spent way too long on that section, completely forgetting about the naked girl on the bed. She's just lying there while I'm clicking like a maniac, building up some invisible meter that apparently represents memory fragments or whatever. The game doesn't explain this. It just trusts you'll figure it out, which is refreshing and also infuriating.

The story is basically a hungover detective waking up next to a stranger, both of them piecing together last night through fragmented flashbacks. The writing is deliberately rough, like someone transcribed a fever dream. Sometimes the dialogue loops or contradicts itself and I genuinely can't tell if that's a bug or a narrative choice about unreliable memory. There's this one scene where she's describing what happened at the bar and the text just... stops mid-sentence and the clicker minigame starts again. I laughed. Then I got annoyed. Then I kept clicking.

The hentai scenes unlock through these little puzzle sequences that feel like someone's first RPG Maker project from 2006. Janky, but in a way that makes the explicit content feel earned rather than just handed over. The girl's design is nothing special, honestly. Standard anime proportions, the usual exaggerated bits. But the way the game frames her, always slightly out of focus or partially obscured until you solve another memory fragment, that's clever. You're literally uncovering her body as you uncover the plot. I wish the detective mechanics had more depth though. It's mostly just clicking through dialogue and occasionally solving a puzzle that a toddler could crack. The secret tag on the store page hints at some hidden ending but I haven't found it and probably won't. My attention span for visual novels is garbage unless there's a weird minigame attached.

I fired this up on my phone during a commute, not really expecting much. The whole setup is so specific, a packed train car, that one blonde with the dead eyes just standing there while some faceless hand snakes under her skirt. The animation loops are basic, almost gif-like, but that’s what makes it stick. There’s no struggle, no reaction on her face, just this blank stare while her panties get pulled to the side and fingers go to work. It’s uncomfortable in a way that actually works for the fantasy.

The minigame part is where it gets weirdly engaging. You’re basically rubbing circles on the screen to build up a meter, and if you stop she just... stands there, dripping. I found myself getting annoyed at my own thumb cramping up. The sound design is just wet noises and the train rumbling, no voice acting, which honestly makes it more detached and grimy. I wish there was some kind of escalation, maybe the crowd noticing, but the game never goes there. It’s stuck in this one moment forever.

Top 3 Moments You’ll Want to Screenshot. First, the initial shot of her from behind, skirt already hiked up and you can see the outline of everything through those thin panties. Second, the close-up when the meter hits max and the screen just gets splattered with juice, it’s so over the top I laughed. Third, that dead-eyed stare she gives right at the “camera” after the climax, like she’s blaming you. I’ve seen better art in some patreon projects, the linework here is kinda scratchy, but it has that raw doujin energy. The whole thing feels like a lost page from a hentai anthology about public use, and I mean that as a compliment. Just don’t play it on the actual subway unless your screen protector is really private. I kept tapping too hard and almost dropped my phone.

Three words: goofy space tits.

Not the polished kind either. This thing feels like someone spilled cheap lube on a keyboard and the resulting mess compiled into a browser game. And I mean that almost lovingly. The whole plot is a Star Wars parody so thin you can see Master Bill Bates' purple helmet through it. Purple Helmut. They actually call him that. Rebel spies stole plans to something called the Breast Star, which is exactly what you think it is, and now there's a blonde Charlie running around getting into hentai situations.

The humor is the only thing holding it together. Not because the jokes are clever, but because they're so stupid you can't help but snort. One scene had a droid doing something with a lightsaber attachment that I won't spoil, but let's just say the Empire's sexual repression policy gets violated repeatedly. The art is rough. Like, really rough. Lines wobble, proportions shift between panels, and one character's face looked different three times in the same conversation. But then a genuinely funny expression lands and you forget the jank.

There's no real gameplay to speak of. Click through dialogue, occasionally pick a response that leads to another nude scene. Standard parody VN fare. The writing swings between trying too hard and accidentally hilarious. A lot of the jokes reference old internet memes that were stale when Flash was still alive.

I keep thinking about that one minor detail where the text box glitched and showed two lines overlapping. Never fixed it. Didn't matter. The whole thing runs in your browser, no install, just click and cringe and occasionally laugh. Don't expect depth. Expect a blonde getting railed in a spaceship while someone makes a Bill Gates joke.

Reiko the biker doesn't waste time with foreplay beyond a quick, sloppy blowjob before she's bent over the seat of her motorcycle. The whole thing feels like a flash game from 2007 that someone forgot to finish, but that's almost the charm. You get four positions, maybe five if you count the titfuck as separate from the paizuri, and each one has that weird x-ray toggle so you can watch your pixel cock slide into her redhead pussy or asshole. The internal view is crude, just a pink outline with a white rod moving through it, but I spent way too long staring at it anyway.

The cumshot options are where it gets messy in a good way. You can finish inside her pussy, her ass, or pull out and paint her face. The facial animation is stiff, like she's waiting for a bus, but the creampie drip effect is surprisingly decent for something this unpolished. Her tits are huge, obviously, and the titfuck scene has her squeezing them together while you thrust between. No sound effects beyond a wet squelch that loops badly. I wish there was a way to make her ride you on the bike itself, but no, she just stands there like a mannequin with red hair.

The whole thing runs in browser, no install, which is fine because you'll be done in five minutes. Reiko's dialogue is broken English, something about not fearing anything, and then she just lets you do whatever. It's not a game, really, more like a fap toy with a biker skin. The anal penetration has no resistance, no build up, just instant full insertion. But for what it is, a quick pixelated fuck with a redhead who doesn't complain, it works. Don't expect a story or even a menu that makes sense. Just click and cum.

I got stuck on 7x8 for like five minutes. Not because I don't know it's 56, but because the girl on screen had these absolutely ridiculous proportions and I kept losing focus. The whole thing is basically a flash game from 2007 that somehow survived the internet apocalypse, complete with that slightly crunchy art style where everything looks like it was drawn with a mouse. You know the one.

The math is insultingly simple. Like, 2+2 level stuff at first, then it slowly ramps up to stuff you'd see in middle school. What's weird is how the difficulty curve doesn't match the reward curve at all. The hottest pictures unlock on the easiest questions sometimes, and then you'll solve some bullshit like 144÷12 and get a picture where the girl is barely showing anything. It makes no sense. I spent way too long trying to figure out if there was a pattern before realizing I was literally analyzing a porn game's reward structure at 1 AM on a Tuesday. The sound effects are just... there's this little chime when you get an answer right that sounds exactly like the notification sound from some messaging app I used in 2012. Every time it plays I reach for my phone.

The whole "educational" angle is genuinely funny though. Like someone's mom caught them looking at hentai and they panicked and said "no mom it's for MATH" and then actually had to commit to the bit. The girls cycle through the same three or four poses with minor variations and one of them has an expression that I swear is just slightly off, like she's looking at something just past your left shoulder. It's been bothering me for days. I keep going back to check if I imagined it. I didn't.

You know that feeling when you're at a buffet and you pile your plate with three different kinds of meat but they all taste like the same gray sludge? That's the pacing here. You get these trivia questions about the periodic table or whatever, and even when you're wrong it just kinda shrugs and keeps serving pics. No buildup, no tease. Just a faucet of pussy left running in the sink.

The gallery itself is what you'd expect from the tags, lots of shiny anime girls with proportions that'd make a chiropractor weep. The "game" part is answering multiple choice questions. I got one about photosynthesis wrong on purpose and it still unlocked some big tits character like nothing happened. There's this one mechanic where wrong answers shuffle the image order or something? I noticed it twice then stopped caring because honestly who's here for the trivia. The science questions feel copy pasted from a middle school quiz app I had in 2014.

Wish they went full stupid with it. Like imagine questions about the girls themselves instead of "what year did Columbus sail." Missed opportunity they'll never patch. Reminds me of that old newgrounds flash where you had to solve a rubik's cube to see boobs. At least that had personality. Here the sex pics are decent enough for what they are, spread legs, closeups, that glossy hentai skin that looks wet even when it shouldn't. But flicking through feels like opening a folder of wallpapers from 2009, everything's just there waiting. No chase.

I keep confusing this with another gallery game that had a punishment system for wrong answers. This one doesn't punish anything. It just is. A cumulus cloud of ecchi that never rains.

The roulette wheel in this thing spins with all the grace of a shopping cart with a busted wheel. It’s janky on purpose, I get it, but watching that pixelated blur stutter around before landing on my number is a special kind of agony. The whole setup is some beach resort fever dream, the kind where the background is just a static jpeg of a sunny cabana and the girls are plastered on top like stickers you’d slap on a Trapper Keeper. The art isn't trying to be polished and honestly, it kinda works for the trashy vibe. You’re just clicking to bet, watching that sad wheel, and hoping your fake chips pile up so you can unlock the next swimsuit pic. The roulette logic feels like it was coded by someone who learned about probability from a fortune cookie. I swear it landed on zero four times in a row once, which is either a bug or the game’s way of telling me to touch grass.

The real draw is the gallery, obviously. The girls have that specific late-2000s hentai OVA look, all impossible proportions and shiny skin with no pores, just big anime tits barely contained by strips of summer fabric. There’s this one character with a side ponytail and a purple bikini that’s doing structural engineering’s hardest job. Unlocking her pics became a weird obsession. The loop is so brutally simple. Bet, spin, win a pittance, slowly chip away at the unlock costs. Lose, and you’re just staring at your dwindling chip count, feeling nothing. It’s a slot machine stripped down to its horny skeleton, no flashy bonus rounds or minigames, just the raw, unseasoned grind.

I spent way too long trying to figure out if the bet spread actually mattered or if the outcome was just a dice roll the second you hit the button. Doesn’t matter. The whole thing is a delivery system for jpegs with a casino skin stretched over it. The summer theme is just an excuse for the swimsuits, and the roulette is just a timer with extra steps. The sound design is just a single looping wave crash and a generic chip clink that cuts out awkwardly. It’s not good. I’ll probably open it again tomorrow.