The VIP section is locked behind some bullshit paywall and I swear to god the tattoo artist just... disappears? Like she's there one second, leaning over with the needle buzzing, and then poof. Gone. The whole thing feels like someone started making a game and then got distracted by a shiny object. Graphics are from Inked Ravens, which, okay, credit where it's due, the actual ink designs are sick. Detailed linework, the way the colors pop against skin, that part is genuinely good. But then you try to interact and it's like wrestling with a broken vending machine.

Clicking on the thigh piece does nothing half the time. The shading tool just smears black everywhere like you're fingerpainting with tar. And why does the music cut out every time you switch screens? Just silence, then a sudden blast of some lo-fi beat that scares the shit out of me. The nudity is there, obviously, it's a hentai game, but the transitions are so janky you'll be staring at a nipple one frame and a loading icon the next. Real mood killer. I spent ten minutes trying to get the hip tattoo to align properly and the model just kept twitching. Not in a sexy way, more like she's having a seizure. The interactive elements are a lie, basically. You're just clicking through pre-made animations that don't loop right.

Oh and the sound effects. The needle buzz is a three second clip on repeat. BZZT pause BZZT pause BZZT. Drove me up the wall. Voice acting? Nonexistent, unless you count the weird grunt that plays when you mess up a line. Which is often. For a game about tattoos and getting up close with inked up characters, it manages to feel incredibly distant. Like watching through a foggy window. The VIP tag is a joke, just a locked door that taunts you. Probably more broken stuff behind it anyway.

The way Maria’s hips snap forward during that first rough scene, you’d think the animation engine would break. It doesn’t. That’s the whole trick with this Dancing Animation Neruhado thing, it looks like it was coded in a basement during a blackout but somehow the motion capture, if you can call it that, has this jerky authenticity. I kept waiting for the polygons to separate, for her spine to twist into some Lovecraftian nightmare. Nope. Just raw, unpolished hentai physics that feel more honest than those slick 60fps renders everyone else is doing.

The whole first episode is basically the setup. Two dudes, a room, and Maria. They’re not wasting time with plot, it’s all prep work. Getting her undressed, positioning her. There’s this one moment where a hand clips through her shoulder and I actually laughed out loud, then immediately felt weird because the expression on her manga-style face didn’t change at all. That dead eyed stare while things get hardcore. It’s unsettling in a way I don’t think the dev intended. Or maybe they did? Japanese indie stuff like this, you never know if you’re seeing a bug or a deliberate artistic choice about dissociation. I tabbed out to check Discord for five minutes and forgot the game was running, came back to a loop of her hair bouncing while the audio had desynced. Classic.

I wish the sound effects weren’t so compressed, they crackle like an old RealPlayer file. But that’s never getting patched, is it. The rough sex tag is earned though, it’s not gentle. For a first part it doesn’t bother with seduction, it’s just mechanical exposure and then the act begins. The “dancing” in the title refers to the animation system, I think, not actual dancing. Maria just sort of gets moved around. If you’ve ever dug through a forgotten corner of DLSite at midnight looking for something that feels less like a product and more like a weird transmission, this is exactly that vibe. The whole thing has the energy of a corrupted.swf file you’d find on a long dead forum. No idea what happens in part two and frankly I’m almost afraid to find out.

The pumpkin tits are what got me. Not the dialogue, which reads like it was translated through a blender, or the fact that the main character's face looks like a melted candle. No, it's the jack-o-lantern pasties on the stripper during the Halloween minigame. They glow. Actually glow. I sat there clicking through the rhythm section, trying to match her moves, and I couldn't stop laughing. The game calls it a striptease but it's more like a confused aerobics routine set to royalty-free spooky music. You're supposed to be this depressed guy who doesn't want to party but also doesn't want to be alone, which is relatable I guess, but then a witch shows up and things get weird.

The sex scenes unlock after you beat the minigames. I think. The UI is a disaster, buttons overlapping, text running off the screen. There's this one moment where the hentai art actually looks decent, a close-up that almost made me forget the earlier shot where her arm bent backwards. Almost. The humor is unintentional mostly. The writing has this broken English charm, like "he don't want to spend this night alone" is the actual plot and they just ran with it. I respect that. No pretension. Just horny Halloween nonsense.

What if they added a DLC where you can customize the pumpkins. Different sizes, different glow colors. Maybe a ghost that judges your performance in the minigame. The strip club setting is barely used, just a background image that repeats. I wanted more of that seedy atmosphere but the game forgets where it is halfway through. The witch character has one expression. One. Through the entire thing. She's supposed to be seductive but she looks like she's reading a terms of service agreement. Still, I kept playing. The minigame is weirdly addictive once you accept the jank. The timing is off, the prompts don't match the beat, but there's something hypnotic about failing over and over while that glowing pumpkin chest jiggles. I never figured out if there's a reward for perfect scores. Maybe nothing. Maybe that's the point. The hero's apathy infects everything, even the game design. I'm still thinking about those pumpkins though.

Right so the whole thing kicks off with this guy Dennis who got you kicked out of school. Dick move. But instead of just punching him, the game is like, nah, let's rob his house. Specifically his electronics. Because that'll make your girl gang safe? The logic is shaky but I'm here for it. You pick your crew from this lineup, Henry knows secrets, Morgan does breaking in, Amy is the PC nerd, Rachel has the muscle, Lauren does the charm thing. Classic heist movie setup but with more anime tits.

The art is that unpolished hentai style where the lines are kinda thick and the coloring goes outside sometimes. Honestly it works. Feels like finding a doujin on a forgotten forum in 2009. The sex scenes are what you'd expect, lots of the double tag action which means you're not just picking one girl for the job and the fun parts. You can bring Joanna and Rachel along too if you want the full party. The choices actually matter for who ends up in what position, literally.

But here's the thing. The security tag. I kept waiting for some stealth minigame or like a guard patrol pattern to figure out. Nothing. You just click and the story happens. Massive blue balls on that front. The homework tag is also there which I guess refers to the planning phase where you sit around talking about the break in. It's just dialogue trees. Not bad dialogue, some of it's funny in that overly dramatic way these games get, but I wanted to actually do the crime. Not just read about doing the crime. Anyway the visual novel engine is barebones, no gallery mode that I could find which is criminal for a porn game. You have to replay the whole thing to see different pairings.

The cop uniform stays on during the anal scene. That's the kind of attention to detail I respect, even when the rest of the UI looks like it was assembled by a caffeinated raccoon. Summoner's Quest follow-up drops you into some night club nonsense with boxing gloves and police badges floating around like someone hit shuffle on a costume trunk. The dialogue skip button is doing heavy lifting because the writing reads like a machine translation of a machine translation, but you're not here for plot. You're here because the tags promised uniform, parody, and hentai, and by god the game delivers the third one with zero shame.

The anal scenes are the main course and they don't fuck around. There's a moment where the camera lingers on the stretched rim longer than any professional animator would dare, and I caught myself muttering "finally, some good fucking food" to an empty room. The League of Legend parody elements are barely disguised, which is fine because the original lore was already horny fanfic waiting to happen. One character has boxing gloves on during a blowjob scene and I laughed so hard I had to pause. Not because it was bad, but because the physics engine clearly gave up trying to make it look natural.

I wish the night club setting had more actual club atmosphere instead of just a purple background with neon rectangles. The police uniform appears for exactly one scene then vanishes, which feels like a missed opportunity for a strip search bit. But the skip function means you can chain the anal sequences back to back like a degenerate playlist. No installation, runs in browser, which is good because my hard drive is already a war crime. The game knows what it is and doesn't pretend otherwise. Respect.

That goddamn catgirl keeps stealing my items. I'm supposed to be working on the quarterly report but instead I'm alt-tabbing between spreadsheets and this browser game where some furry with fox ears just pickpocketed my health potions. Slutty McSlut, that's the character name, and I gotta respect the honesty there. She's exactly what it says on the tin.

The premise is basically just an excuse to throw you into weird dimensions. Something about a nexus universe connecting realms, portal hopping, whatever. You click around, you fight slimes, you lose your clothes. The battle system's basic as hell but then out of nowhere there's this redhead boss who completely wiped my party and I'm still mad about it. Her attack patterns didn't even make sense. But I kept playing. The writing's got this self-aware humor that actually made me laugh once or twice, rare for these games where the dialogue's usually just filler between scenes. There's a bit where the main character complains about grinding levels and I felt personally attacked. The pixel art's deliberately rough, like someone embraced the jank instead of hiding it. Some scenes look almost good.

The furry content caught me off guard. Not my thing usually, but here it's played so absurd that it loops back around to amusing. Got a scene with this wolf merchant that was genuinely funny before it got spicy. The game knows exactly what it is and doesn't pretend otherwise. I wish the inventory system wasn't such a mess though. Why can't I sort items. Why does the catgirl keep taking my stuff. I'll probably never finish this game but I keep opening it during meetings with my camera off.

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Ori wears the same stupid grin in every scene and I can't decide if it's charming or if I want to slap him. The game calls him a brave warrior but mostly he's just horny in different locations. A forest. A tavern. Some castle corridor that looks suspiciously like the tavern with different lighting. The art is rough, genuinely rough, like someone drew it during a particularly boring meeting and then said yeah, good enough. Lines wobble. Proportions shift between panels. One character's breasts seem to change size three times in a single conversation and I spent way too long trying to figure out if that was intentional or just the artist losing track.

The story takes place twenty years before some other game I haven't played, which means absolutely nothing to me, but Ori keeps mentioning it like I should be impressed. He's searching for sex adventures. That's the quest. That's literally what the description says and the game delivers exactly that with zero pretense. A knight with enormous tits shows up around the third scene and her armor defies every law of physics I remember from school. She bends over to pick up a sword she didn't drop and the dialogue is something like "oh warrior let us combine our strength" and then they do. The translation has that particular quality where you understand every word but the sentences feel assembled by someone who learned English exclusively from old fantasy novels and porn captions.

I wish the magic system mattered at all. There's a whole thing about Ori having some kind of power but it only appears in two scenes and then everyone forgets about it, including me, until I replayed the tavern bit and noticed a glowing hand I'd missed the first time. The game doesn't care if you notice. It's already moved on to the next encounter, another woman with another improbable chest, another fade to black that isn't really black because the scenes just keep going. You click. Things happen. Ori grins.

The prison map alone is worth the download. Not because it's polished, it's not, but because the whole vibe shifts when you're sneaking around cells looking for a specific Pussymon while some guard animation loops in the corner. Episode 27 of this parody thing brings back Greenwood Farm, now reworked, and honestly the farm looks worse in some spots but better in others. The grass texture near the barn has this weird shimmer. I don't know why I noticed that.

The new content is massive though. 28 animations, 14 main quests, 5 side quests. Lara is back, which I forgot about until she showed up and now I remember why I liked her design. The writing has fewer grammar errors than before, you can tell the dev is taking English classes, but some lines still read like they were translated through a horny filter. That's not a complaint. The Fireep, Firoat, and Moomow interactions got new scenes and Moomow's one caught me off guard with how explicit it gets. Full penetration, fluids, the works. No fade to black bullshit.

One thing that bugged me, the easter egg hint says to look around Greenwood Farm before returning to the Hunter Society, but if you move too fast you miss it entirely. I had to reload twice. The cheat manager is locked behind the Special Edition which is annoying but whatever, Patreon gotta eat.

Top 3 moments you'll want to screenshot. One, the first time you enter the prison and see the guard Pussymon. Two, Lara's reworked side quest ending, trust me. Three, any of the new legendary Pussymon bonus scene if you have the Special Edition. The furry stuff is heavy here, so if that's not your thing, skip. If it is, this episode delivers more than most full games.