The loading screen is just a pastel colored field with a single cloud that doesn't move. Already you know what you're getting into. That specific kind of jank where someone clearly spent three weeks on the genital physics and about four minutes on everything else. The pony model, she's got those big disproportionate eyes from the show but the mouth rigging is all wrong, like a sock puppet trying to smile around a mouthful of marbles. Which, I guess, is appropriate.

Got stuck for ten minutes trying to get the dildo to align with the ass. The collision detection is a suggestion at best. You'll drag the toy over and it'll clip through her flank, disappear into some interdimensional void, then suddenly snap into place when you're not even trying anymore. The horsecock, though. That thing has more detail than the entire rest of the character model combined. Veins, the medial ring, that weird flare shape at the tip. Someone had reference material and a mission. The way it just hangs there, heavy, while she's trying to look innocent with those cartoon eyelashes. The contrast is doing something to my brain I'm not proud of.

The oral animation loops after about three seconds. You can see the exact frame where it resets, a little stutter in her neck movement. But the sound design, weirdly enough, is almost too good. Wet, sloppy, that specific glottal stop when she takes it too deep. Makes the whole thing feel more intimate than it has any right to be, considering it's a bootleg pony simulator running in a browser tab next to my email. There's no goal here, no progression. Just that one scene, that one toy, that one cock. You arrange them how you like and then you sit with what you've done. The cloud still hasn't moved. I checked.