Right into the weirdness. Truck-kun hits, but instead of isekai heaven you wake up in a future where every dude on the planet croaked from some plague. Some girl saved your ass and now you owe her, big time. The payment? You become a rental android. Not the kind that fixes pipes. The kind women rent for... let's call it companionship. A male prostitute bot, basically, except you're still a flesh and blood guy under the plastic casing. The whole setup is so absurdly horny I couldn't stop clicking.

The sleep sex scenes, man. There's this one client who just... uses you while she's out cold. You're supposed to be a machine, so consent isn't a thing, and the game leans into that creepy quietness. No moaning, just the soft sounds and your internal monologue freaking out. And then the next job is some loud, bratty girl who wants to facesit you into next week while her friends giggle and film it. The tonal whiplash is real. The art is this scratchy 2D style, almost like a rushed doujin, which somehow makes the humiliation kink hit harder. When that office lady strips you down in the break room just to laugh at your dumb human boner, the janky animation sells the awkwardness.

Oh and the groping. So much casual groping on the train, in the street. Women just grabbing your crotch because you're property. It's exhibitionism central, and the voyeur tag is for you, the player, peeping on these bizarre power trips. The femdom stuff isn't about leather and whips, it's more... mundane humiliation. A girl teases you with a handjob but stops right before, just to see you squirm. You're collecting money, trying to pay off your debt, but each job chips away at your dignity. The romance subplot with the lesbian creator? Confusing. She builds male androids but clearly prefers women, yet there's this tense, weirdly sweet bond forming. It doesn't fully commit, which bugged me. Forgot to mention the masturbation scenes. They're... fine. Functional. The real heat is in the weird power dynamics. This whole thing is a messy, horny visual novel that knows exactly what kind of trash it is. The male prostitution angle isn't glamorous, it's desperate and awkward, and that's the whole point. A few translations are rough, like, really rough, but it almost adds to the grimy charm.

This one’s a slow burn, the kind where you’re not even sure it’s a porn game until the shame hits you like a truck. You’re a widower, a proper DILF type, and your whole world is your daughter Lidia. She’s this bright, tight little teen off to some fancy university abroad. The whole thing runs on your phone. Literally. It’s a text message simulator. You’re just tapping through messages, watching her life unfold from a distance, feeling like a sad sack.

Then the messages get weird. She sends a pic of her new dorm room and you catch a reflection in the window. A sliver of bare shoulder. Was that on purpose? The game’s AI generated art is rough as guts, honestly. Faces melt if you squint, fingers turn into tentacles. But the text. Fuck. The teasing is surgical. She’ll ask if you’re eating properly, then mention the campus boys are “so immature” compared to someone who knows how to handle things. My dick got the message before my brain did. The simulator part is bare bones, just choosing reply options, but the humor is dark and the tension is thick. I wish the art wasn’t so janky, but it won’t be fixed.

The first real cumshot scene isn’t a picture. It’s her describing a wet dream she had. In detail. Over text. She’s typing “daddy” and then deleting it, you see the little dots, and when the full message comes through my screen got foggy from my breathing. It’s a romance built on a broken family, a gap that needs filling in the worst way. There’s no big finish, no satisfying climax to the plot, just this constant, grinding, wrong feeling that you’re both circling the same drain. Don’t expect a university simulator, it’s just a backdrop for the phone sex. My advice? Save before every text choice. The branching is stupidly fragile and one wrong “fatherly” response can lock you out of the juicy stuff for good. Don’t be a hero. Be a dirty old man.

The first time you actually have to trace a dolphin on some lady's left cheek while the town council debates zoning laws, you realize this isn't just another click through the dialogue sim. Leo Pujols walks into Las Nalgas with a dream and a tattoo gun and immediately the whole place loses its mind. Collective S.H.A.R.T. is out here acting like he's summoning demons instead of putting little butterflies on asses. The whole thing is so stupidly sincere I couldn't stop playing.

The drawing mechanic is janky as hell. My lines looked like a drunk spider wandered across the screen and the game had the nerve to say "nice work" with a straight face. I respect that. There's something about messing up a tribal design while a character monologues about art censorship that hits different. The anal focus tag isn't kidding around either, every single canvas is a butt, every conversation circles back to butts, the election subplot somehow involves butts. It's like the devs asked what if we made a visual novel but the entire world revolves around posterior art and then actually committed to the bit.

Voice acting would've killed me. The soundtrack is whatever, some lo-fi beats that fade into background noise while you're trying to decide if Leo should flirt with the baker or argue with the protestors. The humor lands about sixty percent of the time which is better than most games that try this hard. Some jokes feel like they were written at 4am after too much coffee and not enough sleep, you know the energy. The tattoo designs get repetitive faster than they should and I wish there was more variety in the flash options but honestly I'm not here for artistic fulfillment. I'm here because a game called itself a butthole tattoo parlor simulator and I needed to see if it would actually go there. It does. Repeatedly. The mystery subplot about the attack feels tacked on but then again so does everything in Las Nalgas and that's kind of the point isn't it.

Reborn in this world, you don’t wake up as some overpowered hero with plot armor. You grow into your stats like a real person, a horny one, who slowly learns how this messed up fantasy system works. From the very start the game feels like a strange mix of isekai light novel, filthy smut magazine and old school text RPG. Numbers, choices, dirty thoughts. You pick your class, poke through menus, obsess over a few points of Strength because you know every little bonus might be the difference between fucking the monster girl on her back or getting pinned by her thighs and used like a toy. The writing leans hard into that feeling that the world is watching you grow, judging you by your level and still totally happy to get on their knees if you impress them. Or crush you in bed if you don’t.

What I liked is how the sexual side is not just a reward screen slapped after a fight. It seeps into the whole journey. A dungeon fight turns into a negotiation with a smug lamia who suggests “alternative payment”. A failed persuasion check with a futa knight doesn’t just mean you reload, it means she flips you, presses that heavy cock against your ass and suddenly you learn what “losing” really means. The game keeps asking what kind of protagonist you want to be: the classic dick-swinging male hero collecting a harem like loot, or a futa/trans lead who walks into town and instantly scrambles everyone’s sexuality. Both work, both get content, and the humor hits better than it has any right to. One second you are laughing at some dumb reference to isekai tropes, next second you are reading a surprisingly hot anal scene with a goblin alchemist who talks way too much about “experiments” while she rides you raw. It has this messy charm, like a horny fanfic that got a stat screen and never sobered up.

What keeps it interesting is how everything runs on that turn based brain. Every fight is a little puzzle. Managing skills, buffs, position, deciding if you risk more HP for a big finish or play safe because you want to save stamina for what happens after combat. There is strategy, sometimes a bit grindy, sometimes clumsy, but it grows on you. You run into a demon girl in a deeper dungeon, survive her spells by a hair, and instead of a simple “victory” the text slides into her grudging respect, then her licking your wounds, then casually asking if you prefer pussy or ass while already pushing you down. The harem angle sneaks up too, one day you realize your camp is full of completely different girls and futas, each with their own kinks, all half-jealous, half-hungry, and the game just lets you juggle them like it’s normal. It is not perfect, some scenes feel rushed, some jokes miss, some menus are ugly as sin and a few moments make you wish there was one more line of foreplay, but then you get a new event where a proud warrior princess reluctantly offers herself as a “reward” and you forget to complain. The fantasy, the filth, the stats, it all melts together into that specific flavor of isekai trash that you tell yourself you will quit after this dungeon, after this sex scene, after this level up and of course you don’t.

This one feels like someone took a trashy sex comedy from late night cable, dropped an actual demon perv in it, then forgot to clean anything up. You play this young incubus idiot who shows up in the human world with zero plan and way too much cocky energy, and his first move is literally to scream he’s the “long lost son” at the first random family he sees. That’s the whole tone. He’s supernatural, but like, in the same way a drunk dude on Tinder thinks he’s a god. The game leans into that. Every scene is this mix of mystical nonsense and horny sitcom where nobody acts smart, but everybody’s hot and way too touch-starved. The incubus “aura” thing is basically the excuse for why every milf, cheating wife, bratty girl and bored partner suddenly stops pretending they’re decent. People go from “who the hell are you” to “fine, just touch me there” really fast, with lots of teasing and fake resistance that melts into groping, spanking, and all the corruption you came here for. Sometimes it feels wrong in a way that makes you click faster.

The voyeur angle is funnier than it should be. There’s a lot of creeping around corners, spying on masturbation that should be private, catching someone going to town with a toy, then twisting it into a full oral scene or a surprise titfuck when the incubus finally stops watching and jumps in. The game loves big asses and huge tits and does not pretend otherwise. Half the time the camera just stays on jiggle physics like it forgot there is a face attached. You get a lot of handjobs and sloppy head that escalate into vaginal sex without much emotional buildup, which is exactly the point. There is “character growth” for the main guy, but it’s the stupid kind: he goes from obnoxious little shitter who stumbles into scenes, to a more confident, dirty-minded dom who knows how to push people over the edge. I liked that he doesn’t turn into some deep romantic hero. He just learns how to corrupt better, how to time his teasing so the milf who pretends she hates him is the one begging for his cock while her husband is basically a background prop. There’s cheating everywhere, and nobody really learns anything, except maybe how to take it deeper. The humor is low, like really low, dick jokes all over, “mystical” smells and scent gags, stupid wordplay, and somehow it works because the game never tries to be classy. I wish it didn’t cut away from some of the longer scenes so fast, like you get heavy voyeurism buildup and then the payoff rushes past, but whatever, the next ridiculous corruption setup is already poking its head in.

I gotta say, the scene where the landlady finally corners you in the laundry room is something else. She's got this way of pressing her chest against the washing machine, the vibration making everything jiggle while she pretends to check if you've been using too much detergent. Her hand drifts to your belt like she's just adjusting the settings on the dryer, casual as hell, and then suddenly you're watching her lips wrap around you while the spin cycle drowns out the sounds. The CG is rough around the edges, sure, but something about that slightly off lighting makes it feel more real than those polished renders you see everywhere. Like catching a glimpse of something you weren't supposed to.

Hot Property is one of those visual novels that doesn't pretend to be deep. You're a loser who inherits a building or something, I don't know, the plot is basically a delivery mechanism for getting your dick wet. The translation is janky in that specific way where you can tell someone actually tried but English isn't their thing. "Your rent is due but maybe we can... negotiate" type dialogue that makes you snort. The minigame where you have to click on tenants' doors at the right time is never explained, I just mashed through it until things started happening. There's this one tenant, the goth chick with the ridiculous ass, who has a whole side thing with her girlfriend that comes out of nowhere and suddenly you're watching them go at it on your couch while you just stand there. The game doesn't even give you a choice, it's like "here's some lesbian action, enjoy" and honestly? Fair.

The humor lands more often than it should for something this unpolished. The landlord puns get old fast but then there's a scene where you accidentally walk in on a tenant using a vibrator shaped like a rent check and I lost it. The group scene near the end is chaotic in a way that feels intentional, bodies clipping through furniture, moans overlapping weirdly. If you're gonna play this, save before every door knock. Trust me on that one. The autosave is useless and you'll miss half the good stuff if you're not careful about which order you visit apartments. Also the handjob scene in the elevator has this weird timing mechanic that I still don't understand but the payoff is worth failing it three times. Or maybe I'm just bad at it. Whatever, you'll figure it out.

You play this cocky “protector” who gets dumped into a house with three women and a bunch of very obvious “possible danger” that mostly looks like excuses to watch them walk around in tight shirts and tiny shorts. It pretends to be modern fantasy with a serious tone, but half the time it feels like a really horny sitcom that forgot to hire a laugh track. One moment you’re talking about magical threats and weird symbols in the backyard, next moment you are trying not to stare at a milf bending over the dishwasher with her tits almost falling out. And failing. Hard. The fun part is how they actually lean into the teasing: lots of casual touching, “accidental” boob presses when she squeezes past you in the hallway, that one scene where the oldest one falls asleep on the couch with her head in your lap and you’re just stuck there praying your dick doesn’t salute. It’s not subtle. At all. The game knows exactly what it’s doing.

What surprised me a bit is that the humor lands more often than not. The MC is a bit of a smartass, but not full clown, so you can choose to be playful or a bit more serious. I had one run where I tried to act all professional bodyguard, not looking at anyone’s ass, and somehow that just made the milf push harder. She does this thing in the bathroom doorway, towel just barely tied, asking if you “sense any threats around here” while water slides down between her tits. And the game actually lets you either take the bait or keep it bottled up. Sometimes. Not always. Some choices are fake as hell, honestly. You click the “respectful” option and ten seconds later the camera is basically between her legs anyway. It can be funny, but if you’re really into the whole “my choices matter” thing, you’ll notice the railroading in a few scenes and it will poke at your brain. Especially when it pretends every little dialogue line is a world shifter and you know damn well it’s not.

Still, there are proper branching bits hiding in there. Sex wise, you can push earlier or let the tension cook longer and that actually changes how the first serious vaginal scene plays out. On one path I had this slow, kind of romantic setup where you both pretend it’s a mistake until she is literally guiding you in, whispering how long she has wanted this. On another, after more bold flirting, she climbs on top with this “I’m in charge” look and it turns into a straight up riding session where you’re basically just hanging on to her huge tits and trying not to blow too fast. Creampie is treated like a reward, not just a default end shot, and some of the dialogue around it is dirty in a good way. The way she gasps when she feels you start to pulse, that shaky “don’t pull out, don’t you fucking dare” line, it hits the nasty button in your brain. And the younger one, the way she walks around the kitchen in tiny shorts, ass bouncing with every step, grabbing a yoghurt from the fridge like it’s nothing while you sit there trying to focus on your phone. By the way, speaking of phone, they nailed that feeling of checking Discord or Telegram while waiting for an in-game event and suddenly realizing you’ve just been staring at a freeze-frame of giant tits for five minutes. I do wish there were more small reactive moments though. Like, the game notices when you always pick flirt options, but it kind of forgets that later and treats you like you’ve been shy the whole time. Still, the mix of teasing, romance, dumb jokes, big tits pressing into your face, and that satisfying moment when you finally go raw and paint her insides, it works way better than I expected from something that looks so straightforward on the surface.

The first time Mateo bends a senator's wife over her own balcony, overlooking the crumbling spires of New Antioch, I actually laughed. Not because it's funny, but because the game knows exactly what it is. A power fantasy wrapped in a dying world where your dick is just another weapon. She's been blackmailing you, this milf with political connections, and the scene flips so fast. One dialogue choice and suddenly she's the one begging, her expensive silks bunched up, the whole city watching if they bothered to look up. The writing doesn't pretend it's high art. It's horny and violent and sometimes both at the same time.

The dungeon crawling bits feel like they're from a different game entirely. You're supposed to be this feared enforcer, right? But then you're poking around ancient ruins, triggering traps, finding lore about the reproductive crisis that's killing humanity off. It's weirdly compelling even when the monster encounters get... intimate. There's this one scene with a tentacled thing that I'm still not sure was supposed to be hot or horrifying. The game doesn't care. It just moves on to the next humiliation, the next rough scene where you're dominating some virgin noble or getting teased by a faction leader who knows exactly what you are. The pov shifts during sex scenes are disorienting in a good way, like you're not fully in control of what you're seeing.

I wish the harem management had more bite. You collect these women through blackmail and conquest and sheer apocalyptic charisma, but they mostly just... wait for you. A DLC where they scheme against each other, where your choices actually risk losing one, would make the netori hits land harder. The humor is accidental half the time, I think. Or maybe not. There's a scene where you're balls deep in an enemy commander while her troops are banging on the door, and the dialogue options include quoting old world poetry. I screenshotted that. The graphic violence toggle is a lie by the way. It's always graphic. The dystopian setting is just window dressing for getting your rocks off, and honestly? That's fine. Sometimes you want a game that knows you're here to see a feared enforcer ruin people in every sense of the word. The romance subplot with the childhood friend is surprisingly tender though, which just makes the next rough scene with a monster girl feel like emotional whiplash. Not complaining.

Magic is falling apart in this world, and everybody is kind of quietly panicking while pretending everything is fine and just fucking their way through the crisis. You play this guy hiding from the powerful magic families, the only secret male mage left who actually matters, and the second you show your face again the whole social circle of horny nobles, monster girls, milfs and magic brats basically orbits around your dick and your decisions. On paper it is about “investigating why magic is dying,” but in practice it feels more like “investigating why everyone you meet is ready to either ride you, own you, or both.” I like that the main character is not just a walking cock though. He actually has history with people. You walk into a room and suddenly an ex-student, a cold noblewoman, and a smug milf are all pretending they are here for political reasons while staring at your mouth like they are thinking about oral more than diplomacy. I laughed when a totally serious magic debate got interrupted because someone could not stop making eye-contact with your crotch. Relatable, honestly.

The writing swings between sweet and filthy in a really weird way that kind of works. One moment you are comforting a girl who feels useless because her magic is weak and she is scared about the future, and the next moment she is on her knees, drool on her chin, gagging herself on you with those teary eyes that look way too much like ahegao “oops I broke my brain on this dick.” There is group stuff, but not just “okay, four girls, one guy, go.” People actually react. A shy virgin mage clumsily jerking you off while a more experienced milf is behind her, guiding her wrist and whispering in her ear how to squeeze you. Then that same milf takes over and does a titfuck that looks like she has been waiting her entire life to suffocate someone with those huge tits. The game loves teasing. Slow groping of big asses in dark corridors, a hand “accidentally” brushing a soaked pussy over panties during a magic lesson, a noble girl grinding on your thigh while lecturing you about family duty, trying so hard to keep her voice steady while she is basically masturbating on your leg. I wish there was a toggle to make them shut up during some sex scenes, because sometimes I just want wet sounds and moans and not another speech about lineage, but whatever, I still let it play.

One thing that surprised me is how often you get pulled between being dominant and being completely overpowered by some of these women. There is a scene where you pin a monster girl to the bed, hold her wrists, and fuck her until she is clawing the sheets, begging for a creampie, tail twitching like crazy while she swears she will “serve your bloodline forever” if you just keep filling her. Then later, a calm, older sorceress makes you kneel, wraps a magic toy around your cock, and edges you while she plays with another girl’s pussy right in front of you. She is talking quietly, explaining some theory about “the nature of desire,” like this is a PowerPoint, but your whole body is shaking and you know you are not in control. There is lesbian stuff that actually feels like real fun between them, not just “warming up” for you. Two girls experimenting with each other’s bodies, fingering, grinding, one spanking the other lightly, and you just watching for a while, half ignored, half worshiped. And yes, pregnancy is a thing, but it sneaks up on you. After a lot of raw creampies, someone casually mentions she missed her period and suddenly the reality of what you have been doing hits harder than any magic spell. The only thing that really annoyed me is one tiny animation loop where the oral angle is just slightly off and I kept staring at it like, “why is her tongue licking nothing,” and now I cannot unsee it, and the game absolutely refuses to care. Anyway, it is messy, horny, a bit emotional, sometimes stupid in a good way, sometimes stupid in a bad way, but it feels alive enough that I kept clicking “next” instead of checking Twitter or Discord like I usually do.