Grandparents vanish, everybody shrugs, and years later you roll in like some half-baked detective with a hard-on and a phone that never stops buzzing. That’s basically the energy here. You’re supposed to be this serious investigator, asking around town about what happened to your old folks, but every single person you meet is either horny, hiding something, or both. One second you’re checking out a crime scene, the next you’re staring at a milf’s ridiculous tits while she pretends she “can’t remember” anything unless you help her relax a bit. And yeah, relax means exactly what you think. The game just leans into that whole “I should focus on the case but my dick has other plans” vibe and somehow it works. Not in a classy way. More like Pornhub glued to a cheap sci‑fi detective comic.

What I really like is how your phone basically becomes your second brain. You’re on Telegram with some girl who’s “too shy” to talk in person, then she sends a pic that absolutely says she’s not shy. You swap between chats, clues, and porn-tier selfies like it’s just another Tuesday. The whole world feels like a horny group chat that escaped into a visual novel. One moment you’re following a lead about some weird lab your grandparents were involved with, clicking through dialogue options, trying to sound smart. Then out of nowhere, a chick with a big ass and some lowkey scary vibe is like, “I can show you what your grandpa liked.” And now you’re naked in a room with glowing toys and some subtle superpower shit going on while she edges you just to see how long you last. The game doesn’t even pause and explain the powers. Stuff just happens. People float a thing with their mind, or read your thoughts while you masturbate in the shower, then act like this is normal. Honestly, I kinda respect it. Also, fuck whoever designed that tiny settings icon in the corner. I mis-tap it every damn time and end up squinting like grandpa again.

The funny part is, for something with aliens, superpowers, and a mystery about vanished grandparents, the moments that really stick are you sitting on a bed, phone in hand, watching a girl strip on video because you picked the teasing option instead of the horny brute one. Or peeking through a half-open door like some busted voyeur while a dominant older woman toys with a younger girl and pretends she doesn’t see you. She absolutely sees you. That whole exhibition thing is constant. Public showers, open windows, “oops I dropped my towel” scenes, people using toys in places where any sane person would lock three doors first. You keep thinking “ok, this is too much” and then they drop a line about your grandparents being mixed up in all this pervy sci‑fi stuff and you go right back into detective mode, clicking through leads, forgetting you still have cum on your hand. It plays like a horny sandbox where the investigation is just an excuse to keep meeting weird, hot people who have no respect for personal space. If you’re the kind of player who taps through romance options while half-watching Netflix, this will absolutely wreck your focus in the nastiest way.

The whole thing feels like someone made a game during a lunch break and then just... left it. Not in a bad way. That unpolished look, the janky menus, it's almost a vibe. Three words: pixelated, paranoid, horny. Unpack that? The art is that classic html hentai style, static images with those thick lines and anatomy that doesn't always make sense. A tit will just be a circle sometimes. It's great.

You're an undercover FBI agent in 2035. Hackers are making people super sexually anxious, which is a plot point that feels ripped from a fever dream. The core loop is clicking through dialogue, doing some light investigation. You read case files, you talk to these agency employees who are all clearly losing their minds with lust. The customization part is weirdly deep for a game that looks like this. You can change your agent's hair, outfit, even some... physical assets. Spent ten minutes just making her look as unprofessional as possible. Then the game doesn't really react to it. She could be in a full tactical vest or a bikini and the dialogue is the same. Missed opportunity, but whatever.

There's this one scene with a redhead analyst, I think her name was Sasha. You're supposed to be interrogating her about a data leak but the conversation just spirals. She's describing the hack, how it made her feel, and the text gets really explicit. Like, describing a wetness spreading, a heat she can't control. The static image changes, her shirt is open now. It's hot because it's so blunt. The writing doesn't try to be poetic, it's just "she touched herself while looking at the classified documents." That's the whole game's energy. A horny, messy sketch.

The roleplay elements are there but shallow. You pick dialogue options that feel like they matter but mostly just unlock the next lewd image. I wish the investigation part had actual fail states. You just click until the scene ends. It's like a visual novel that forgot to add the branching paths. My phone buzzed with a Discord notification during a scene and I completely lost the thread of the plot. Not that there's much of one. It's just an excuse to see these pixel women fall apart. And honestly? That's fine. Don't go in expecting a deep sim. Just click through, enjoy the weird art, and don't think about why the future of law enforcement involves so much masturbation.

First, the Dick mentioned in the title was the name of the main character. But, if you happen to think of another Dick then you will not be far off the truth. Although our man is always trying restore the power and make things right, it doesn't mean he won’t take advantage of the chance to make some money or have some fun. John Dick will next be taking on the case regarding the missing locket. This case looks simple at first, with two beautiful women involved. But as you'll soon see, not everything goes as planned. The possibility of a murder is also going to increase the stakes. This story has more than one ending.

Alex Nash wants to be an investigative journalist. That’s the bright past. The present is Pastville, a town so aggressively boring it feels like the air itself is sedated. I spent the first twenty clicks just clicking on her fridge and her laptop, waiting for something, anything, to justify the pixel hunt. A mystery game that starts with a profound lack of mystery feels like a joke the developer is playing specifically on me.

Then you find the forums. The CG hentai scenes are the reward, obviously, but they’re doled out with the pacing of a snail on cough syrup. You make a choice in an investigation, maybe you push a source too hard or you play it safe, and the screen eventually gives you a very detailed, very explicit image of Alex dealing with stress in ways that don’t involve her press badge. The art has that soft, glossy look where the sweat drops and bodily fluids are rendered with more care than the background characters. There’s a weird dissonance. You’re unravelling a thread about local corruption, and then suddenly you’re staring at a full screen image of Alex getting railed because you picked the wrong dialogue option three scenes ago. It’s less a consequence and more a non-sequitur.

The choice system feels like it’s held together with tape. I wish there was a log so I could figure out why asking about a neighbor’s dog led to a specific sex scene. I think the game forgets it’s a detective story sometimes, drifting into these loops of mundane task and sudden graphic payoff. You bounce between reading boring text logs and clicking on a map that goes nowhere, and then bam, a tentacle appears. Not complaining about the tentacle. Just wish the road to get there made a lick of sense.

Raven wakes up knowing two things: her name, and that her pussy is wet for absolutely no good reason. The rest is fog. Lustein looks like some cute fantasy map at first, but the longer you wander, the more it feels like the whole damn country is edging you. Villagers whisper about this “Order” that acts all holy and serious, but the rest of the world is basically one bad decision away from an orgy in every alley. You start off just trying to figure out who the hell you are, then suddenly you’re watching two girls going at it behind the tavern and the game just lets you sit there and be a little pervert about it. The voyeur vibe is strong. Half the time I was like “ok, I’ll help this NPC,” and five minutes later I’m peeking through a crack in a door while Raven’s hand slowly slides between her thighs because she’s “investigating.” Sure. Investigating.

Combat looks harmless at first, turn based and familiar, then the monsters start getting weird. There’s this one fight in a forest where a bunch of slimy tentacles pop from the ground, and if you screw up a couple of turns, they wrap around Raven’s legs, lift her skirt and you’re just watching her struggle while they drag the cloth higher and higher. It feels unfair in that specific hentai way where losing is kind of better than winning. You also get those monster cocks that are way too big for any realistic body, and the game does not pretend to be subtle. They pulse, they drip, they press against her stomach when they are inside, and the camera just stays there, like “yeah, you wanted this.” I liked that corruption is not just a number on some menu. When I let her lose on purpose a few times, she started reacting differently in “normal” scenes. Less shy, more curious. Saying yes faster. And sometimes you realize you pushed her a bit too far, because an event that looked like a cute date suddenly turns into her casually asking a girl if she wants to taste the cum still on her tongue. No build up, she just drops that.

The outfits are pure trouble. On paper it is “change armor,” in practice it’s “how much of Raven’s ass do you want visible while she pretends to be a serious witch.” I spent a stupid amount of time switching between tiny tops and these stockings with little magical symbols on them, then wandering back into town to see who comments. Not everyone reacts, which annoyed me more than any bug. You walk around in a transparent dress and some NPCs just repeat the same line like they are blind. But the ones that do notice? Chef’s kiss. One guard tried to stay stoic, but his text box literally stuttered after I put Raven in this slutty witch hat and nothing under her cloak. Also the lesbian scenes are way hotter than I expected. There is this quiet girl from the Order that starts out cold and very “I am here for the mission,” but if you keep poking into her story, suddenly she is in Raven’s room, hands shaking over the laces of Raven’s corset, and when she finally pulls it down, she just stares at Raven’s tits like she forgot language. That moment, where Raven gently guides her hand between her legs, is better written than most “serious” games I played on Steam. I kept telling myself I would follow the main investigation and then got totally lost in side events with masturbation scenes in random corners of the map. And yeah, sometimes the pacing is weird and a mystery clue is just sitting in a chest like a porn prop, but whatever, by then Raven was already too far gone, moaning while covered in cum in some forgotten shrine and mumbling about “greater magic,” and honestly, same.

Once being a military you come back to your hometown to figure out that not everything is so fantastic here anymore. Your daddy helps one of the most advanced pharm companies and he will make a development when his buddy has mysteriously died and your family got involved in severe financial troubles ever since. In order to help your family and to figure out what actually has happened you will have to build an occupation in this company...

You wake up in a hospital bed, half-naked, half-lost, and some woman in a tight uniform is already yelling at you about “protocols” and “magical violations.” She’s got that kind of face that makes you want to argue just to see her lips move. That’s how this world greets you - no gentle handholding, just a slap of mystery and a hint of perfume. Before you know it, you’re in the Ministry’s investigation unit, poking around enchanted crime scenes and trying not to stare too long when your partner bends over the evidence board. The game doesn’t pretend to be subtle about it either. You’re supposed to notice. You’re supposed to want. And it knows exactly how to feed that want, one teasing smirk at a time.

The cases start simple - missing artifacts, a smuggled charm - but the deeper you dig, the more it all starts to feel like foreplay. Every interrogation is a kind of striptease: suspects squirming under your gaze, your magic brushing against their thoughts, the tension thick enough to taste. Sometimes you get the truth. Sometimes you get a blowjob. Sometimes both. The writing leans into that mix of absurd humor and raw heat, like it knows you’re here for the mystery but stays aware that your hand’s probably not on the mouse for long. The animations are smoother than they have any right to be, and the transitions between dialogue and action scenes hit that sweet spot where you forget it’s a game for a second.

What really caught me off guard was how much control you actually have - choices that twist the story, relationships that grow (or explode) depending on how you play it. One minute you’re connecting clues on a board, the next you’re being pinned against a wall by a sorceress with glowing eyes and a tongue that doesn’t care about rules. It’s messy, horny, and weirdly smart about pacing. Like it knows when to make you laugh, when to make you hard, and when to make you wonder if you’re the real criminal here.

Rob is the kind of protagonist who feels like that dude you saw in the corner at a college party, the one who left early and then somehow ended up in a police report. On paper he’s just some broke student with a shitty family situation, but the game quickly turns that into something way nastier and more fun than “sad boy drama”. The poker game is where it flips: one bad decision, some shady people, and suddenly you’re knee-deep in crime, blood, and way too many girls wanting a piece of you for all the wrong reasons. It starts small, like “do this little job, no big deal”, then you’re pulling clues from crime scenes and trying not to get a stiffy while a girl with a fucked up sense of morals helps you hide a body. The investigation parts are not too heavy, more like: talk to this person, click that thing, follow threads. But they actually matter. You screw up, people die. You succeed, people still sometimes die. And in between all this, there’s a lot of sex, a lot of wet sounds, and way too much eye rolling ahegao for someone who just watched a man bleed out ten minutes earlier.

The harem angle is strong as hell, but it’s not the usual soft, “oh, all girls just magically love you because you’re nice” bullshit. You’re a guy orbiting around crime, lies, and trauma, and somehow that just attracts unstable pussy like a magnet. One girl is the type who will ask you to choke her while there is literally a dead guy in the other room. Another one looks innocent, then drops to her knees and starts swallowing you to “help you relax before the next job”. You get a lot of oral, a lot of messy spit, and those animated loops actually go on long enough to enjoy, not that two-second jerk you see in some other games. Vaginal scenes hit hard too, especially when the camera stays close when she clenches around you, tongue out, eyes rolled up. There is this one scene where you just came back from some brutal shit, still half covered in someone else’s blood, and a girl decides that this is the perfect time to ride you raw, moaning louder every time your hands grip her hips like you’re about to break them. It’s wrong in all the right ways. The tone is wild: one moment you’re picking apart motives like some low-rent detective, next moment you’re slamming into a girl who drools all over herself like she’s broken. Sometimes it feels edgy just to feel edgy, but then you get a line of dialogue that hits, or a small detail in a room that ties back to an earlier event, and you go “ok, the dev actually thought this through”. I wish the text box didn’t jump a pixel when auto mode kicks in, it irritates me every single time and I still keep playing. The game is brutal, horny, kind of stupid, kind of smart, and absolutely not trying to be wholesome in any way, which honestly fits this messy little criminal sex fantasy perfectly.

Twilight City in this game feels like when you open Pornhub but somehow end up on Reddit’s r/UnresolvedMysteries by mistake and just keep scrolling. You’re this detective with way too much shit in his past, and the story keeps dragging you back to college, to all the messy sex and drama that obviously did not stay in the past. The killer stuff sits in the background, like some filthy shadow, while you’re busy getting a blowjob in a dorm room or fingering a classmate in the back of a shitty college bar and trying to remember if she later became a suspect or a victim. That’s actually the thing I liked a lot: the sex scenes don’t feel like someone just paused the story to say “ok, time to fuck now”. You’re flirting, teasing, asking slightly wrong questions about this red ribbon legend, and in the same scene you’re sliding your hand under her skirt and she pretends to push you away, but her legs open more. The mood jumps between horny and uneasy in a way that feels a bit too real, like when you know you’re making a bad choice but your dick is already involved and democracy is over.

The women are written like they all have their own porn search history. One girl in your class has these huge tits that clearly don’t respect gravity and she acts like a good girl, the kind that highlights her notes and corrects your grammar, but in private she’s sucking your cock under the table while pretending to help you with your assignment, letting spit run down the shaft, then licking it clean, and between moans she casually drops a detail about the killer that makes you look at her different. Another one has this big ass in tight jeans, total “don’t touch me” energy in public, then during a “study session” she climbs on your lap, grinding slow over your hardon, making you beg before she lets you slide inside her. The game really likes slow teasing, those seconds when you’re pressed against the girl, feeling her breath, she bites your lip, she pulls away, then suddenly she’s on her knees. There’s a scene in a stairwell where you’re supposed to question her about the old case, but it turns into handjob first, then she spits on your tip and takes you all the way in, gagging slightly, mascara almost running, and you still try to ask if she remembers that red tape from the crime photos. That shit made me laugh because it’s exactly how a horny idiot detective would behave: trying to interrogate and cum at the same time. Choices do change the vibe, like answering too cold makes one girl emotionally close off during sex, she still rides you but with this weird distance, and answering soft or flirty unlocks more affectionate stuff, kissing, her actually panting your name when she orgasms on your dick. It’s all animated in that way where hips move, mouths wrap around cocks, thighs shake when she’s creaming on you, so it doesn’t feel static. I just wish the text didn’t sometimes sound like it was written with one hand on the keyboard and the other inside a Pringles can, but whatever, my cock still listened more than my brain.