Tiny runaway mouse boy, giant horny catgirls with way too much power over him, that’s the basic mess here. You’re this scruffy, tired, kinda broken kid who ends up working as a servant in a huge mansion that feels half palace, half porn-filled fever dream. Everyone around you has claws, curves, and attitude, and you’re the only soft, tiny thing in the building who isn’t packing fangs. Right away the game makes you feel how small you are. Not just size, but status. You carry trays, clean floors, peek where you shouldn’t, say “yes, mistress” a bit too much, and suddenly your whole world is a pair of huge thighs and a tail flicking in your face. It’s humiliating but sweet, then trashy, then somehow emotional again. Or maybe I was just horny and tired, hard to say.

The tone is weird in a good way. One second you get this slow, romantic build up, the catgirl is actually listening to your sad backstory and touching your cheek like she cares, and in the next scene she’s sitting on your chest just because she thinks your panic is cute. The teasing is constant. They dangle kisses and attention in front of you, then pull back to laugh, then get jealous over you looking at another pair of ears. Nobody here is “normal”. You have the cold noble who treats you like a bug but also uses you as a living footstool, the playful one who pushes your face into her tits just to watch you lose your mind, the one who looks gentle but turns huge in a second and you’re suddenly eye level with her crotch. I like how the game lets them be genuinely funny and stupid sometimes. Jokes about you being “pocket-sized” for travel, or threats like “I could swallow you whole” that sound like a joke until she actually grows, grabs you, and you realize she might kinda mean it. There is one scene where you’re balancing a tea set, trying so hard to be a good servant, and a catgirl just lifts you by the tail and checks your ass like she’s inspecting produce at a market. I laughed and also wanted to alt+F4, but in the good way.

What really hits is how small choices snowball into horny chaos. You decide to help one girl with a stupid chore instead of another, and three scenes later you’re pinned under her massive hips while she smugly tells the others you “belong” to her now. Say the wrong compliment and suddenly the scary elegant one is stepping on you lightly, testing how much weight you can take, talking about how “useful” a durable mouse servant is. Refuse something? She doesn’t punish you right away. No, she remembers. Hours later she’s huge, leaning over the mansion roof, plucking you up between two fingers and making you apologize while pressed between her gigantic tits. There is lesbian stuff right in front of you too, like casually. Two catgirls using you as a prop while they grind on each other, ignoring you except when they want you to lick something clean. It’s hot and also strangely humiliating to be background decoration in your own story. The art helps a lot: big asses that fill the whole screen, tits drooping realistically over your tiny body, claws near your throat but never quite hurting, just reminding you of the power difference. Sometimes the game pretends to focus on wholesome romance, like “we care about your feelings, little mouse”, but half a scene later they’re fighting over who gets to sit on your face first. The fantasy world outside the mansion barely matters, and when it shows up, it feels like noise compared to the simple truth: you are small, they are huge, and every “kind” gesture is one step away from getting smothered under a purring, dominant monster girl who thinks your fear is adorable. Honestly, I loved it. Except that one background music loop that sounds like elevator jazz for sex dungeons and never shuts up. Still horny though.

Museum brain turns on the moment the title screen shows that shiny protogen face. It feels like walking into a small side room of a big gallery, where the main exhibition is saving the universe and the curator secretly hung all the porn in the back. This is the third piece in the series, you feel it right away, like coming back to a lover you already fucked twice and now you finally talk about your feelings while still reaching for lube. Story just goes forward, no choices, no fake paths, just you and Juno chasing that bastard who almost killed her. I like that, honestly. It feels like watching a horny sci fi movie where you are stuck in the front row, neck hurting, but you stay because the protogen girl is hot and way too earnest. The sex here grows out of the scenes, not like “ok now it is sex segment 3B” but more “we almost died, I need to feel you inside me in three different places right now or I will lose my mind.” Then there you are, pushed into her, cock sliding between her breasts while she guides you in her pussy and something buzzing in her ass, and suddenly you forget you were supposed to be worried about the villain at all.

What surprised me, a little, is the way they mix soft romance with completely filthy setups. Juno blushes, trembles, talks about trust, then two lines later she is begging to be stuffed full, anal and vaginal at once, toys humming, her body wired like half lab equipment, half lover. That contrast works, until it doesn’t, because once or twice it jumps from “we’re discussing my trauma” to “fill my ass” so fast I almost laughed. Not in a bad way, like watching Mass Effect romance written by someone who spent too much time on e621. Some scenes really stay in the head: the quiet moment in a sterile sci fi room where she sits in your lap, kissing slow, letting you rub her chest, then suddenly she pushes you down and presses your cock between her tits, stroking them around you while her tail and some little gadget tease your balls. Another one where she wants you deep in her ass while a toy keeps her pussy dripping and she clenches down so hard you feel like the gamepad should vibrate, even if you are just clicking a mouse. It feels dirty and tender at same time, which is nice, except the pace sometimes sprints like it snorted a line of space dust. You get a really strong emotional reveal and you think “ah, ok, this is the big truth about Juno” and then literally the next CG you are spilling a creampie inside her, white leaking out, while she smiles like “yes, this is character development.” I complain, but I also saved a specific scene on my phone like some teenager, so what do I know.

The whole thing has that kinetic flow where you’re dragged along, no branching, just scenes that try to build on each other, sex escalating each time, more intimacy, more holes, more trust. There is a comfort in that, especially if you came from Twitter or Discord with your brain fried and only want one line to follow. Some of the transitions feel a bit rushed, like the game is slightly scared you might alt tab to Pornhub if it lets you breathe for too long. I sometimes wished for one long quiet talk with no dick involved, then immediately got bored when they tried something like that. Also, tiny stupid detail, but the way one of the sound effects pops in during a toy scene scratched my brain in the wrong way and now I keep thinking about it. The sci fi side is cute: ships, tech, weird power, a sense that there is a whole universe outside this little romance, even if the camera mostly stays on Juno’s curves and the way her body reacts when you push in all the way. By the time you are filling her pussy and watching your cum drip out while she trembles and clings to you, the “save the world” plot feels more like an excuse for you two to say “we might die tomorrow, fuck me harder today.” It is not subtle. It is not trying to be. It feels like a final gallery room at the end of a long corridor, full of explicit paintings of the same muse in different positions, all telling one story: we loved, we hurt, we fucked, we tried to stop a monster, and maybe the real supernova was the creampie we made along the way.

Mr. Thorne is the kind of smug bastard you ban from chat for “joking” about buying girls, except here that’s literally the point. You’re this shark CEO who treats the office like his private hunting ground, and the game never pretends you’re a good guy. No fake morality system, no “are you sure?” popups. You just push, and the girls bend. Or snap. The whole story is on rails, so it plays more like watching a slow, nasty car crash that you caused and you’re proud of it. You sit in that high office chair, you’ve got three gorgeous assistants orbiting you, and every scene is just another move to break them in: a raised skirt during “performance review”, a “private meeting” where she’s shaking as you tell her to bend over the desk, that kind of thing. It’s basically corporate porn where the contract is written on their bodies instead of paper. The blackmail stuff hits early too, like “oh, cute, you thought HR would save you?” then suddenly she’s obeying because you’ve got her nudes, or her debt papers, or some juicy shit you pulled off her phone. And yeah, the AI art is wild in that slightly uncanny way, like it looks real enough but a bit too perfect, which kinda fits since these girls are basically dolls you’re corrupting.

The corruption is the fun part, not the sex itself at first. You watch them go from stiff and offended, to flustered, to wet and ashamed while they’re grinding on you in your own office, pretending they’re still “professional” with their tits bouncing out of the blouse. There’s a scene where you make one of them give a presentation while you’re fingering her under the table, and she’s stuttering her numbers while trying not to moan in front of the others. That one stuck with me. You get a lot of that teasing and harassment style, bumping into that fat ass “by accident”, groping in the elevator, slapping their cheeks when they give the wrong answer. Actual spanking, not soft “playful tap” bullshit, like red skin, tears, her saying it hurts and you telling her she earned it. Then next scene she’s begging for it because she can’t handle how turned on she is. It’s gross and hot at the same time. You slowly build this office harem, where they’re jealous of each other but still lining up outside your door, and you’re just sitting there deciding who strips today while the others pretend not to listen to the moans through the wall. Oh, and the cheating angle is nasty too, with wedding rings and boyfriends mentioned just enough to make it more fucked. The game doesn’t care. You steal them anyway. The only thing that really pissed me off is how sometimes a CG will be insane quality and the next one looks like the AI got drunk on Midjourney filters, but then the story keeps going and I kinda forget I wanted to complain about it properly.

Weird thing, for a kinetic visual thing with no choices, it still feels like you’re in control because Thorne is so clearly you. The way he talks is straight filthy CEO porn, all “you work for me, so your body works for me too” lines that would get insta-banned in Twitch chat, and here it’s like the default mood. There’s these humiliating scenes where you make them strip in stages, one item at a time, and they have to keep eye contact while they pull their panties down, or you punish them harder. Sometimes he just gropes them casually while talking about quarterly results, like grabbing her tits while pointing at numbers on the screen, and she’s trying not to cry because she knows if she slaps your hand away she loses everything. That mix of power fantasy and office routine is weirdly funny. You’ll be reading about marketing strategies one second, next second she’s on her knees under the desk, getting her throat fucked while you continue the “meeting”. It’s like the game is trolling all the LinkedIn grindset guys, except it’s playing it straight. And yeah, it’s all very male domination heavy, harem end type of story, the kind of thing where by the time credits roll, every girl that used to roll her eyes at you is now competing to be your favorite toy, drunk on their own corruption. I kinda wish there was one scene where Thorne actually lost control of the situation for real, just once, but nah, he stays the monster king of the office till the end.

This thing starts like one of those generic plague quests you click through while half scrolling Twitter, and then it quietly slaps your brain. You’re the brave idiot sent by the king to find a cure in a cursed forest, classic fantasy setup, nothing special. What sells it is that you’re dragging your elven wife along. Vallabelle. Tiny bit too perfect at first: kind, loyal, soft voice, big tits that are somehow both modest and absolutely not, all that “pure priestess” energy. At the start she’s healing your wounds, blessing your sword, kissing your cheek like some Pinterest couple goal, and you’re thinking “ah ok, cute couple porn, chill.” Then you realize it’s not actually about you being a hero. It’s about how fast this forest will eat that purity and spit it back out on your screen.

The game is a straight kinetic ride, so forget about pretending you’re in control with choices. You’re more like a very horny ghost sitting on the guy’s shoulder, watching his life slowly fall apart. And it works weirdly well. The first time the tentacles show up, it’s not even “sexy” at the beginning. It’s messy, slimy, she’s terrified, you’re useless, and the camera leans into that voyeur thing hard. There’s this moment where you’re hiding in the bushes, literally watching your own wife get pinned, her robe pulled open, and the art just lingers on her face, not the monster. Slight tremble in her lips, a tear, and then that tiny, horrible shift when fear starts mixing with arousal. I hated it. I replayed the scene twice. That kind of game. Later you’re sitting in bed scrolling Telegram in real life and your brain randomly goes “yeah but remember when she started moving her hips on that thing” and suddenly Chrome is open again.

What got me was how the corruption is slow and petty. It’s not like she just wakes up and wants to fuck everything. You get little steps. The first hesitant handjob she gives some sleazy “ally” in exchange for help, while you’re right there pretending you don’t understand what’s going on. The “accidental” groping that she doesn’t push away fast enough. That one scene where she bends over to heal a villager and the shot just camps on her ass pushing against the fabric, and you can tell from her eyes that she knows someone’s staring, and she kinda likes it. Or when she’s teasing you before sleep, jerking you off slow, then pulls away with that “save your strength for tomorrow, dear” while you just saw what she did behind the ruined chapel. The game never asks if you’re okay with cheating, it just assumes you’re along for this slow motion car crash. At some point I caught myself more focused on how far she would go than on saving the kingdom. Which is stupid, because the plague is still a thing, but whatever. The pure priestess that started the journey is not the same girl doing oral in a ruined shrine while a bunch of eyes watch from the dark, and you’re still calling her “my beloved” like a clown. It’s gross, hot, annoying, addictive. Honestly, I’m not even sure I liked it. I couldn’t stop either.

Arthur’s story usually gets told like some school textbook: round table, shiny armor, everybody noble and horny only in their hearts. This game looks at that same legend, then grabs it by the balls and asks, “ok but what if everyone here is a fucking mess?” You’re not roleplaying some shy dude in the corner. You’re Arthur himself, big crown, big sword, and even bigger ego, trying to keep a kingdom together while your perfect fairytale queen is slowly getting addicted to someone else’s cock. The “adventure” part isn’t about walking on world map or grinding slimes. It’s watching the whole Camelot fantasy rot from the inside, scene by scene, kiss by kiss, creampie by creampie, like a corrupted bedtime story someone rewrote after three drinks and zero shame.

Guinevere starts out all soft and holy, the classic big tit queen with the kind smile, and the game really takes its sweet time turning that halo into a collar. There’s this early moment where she’s standing in the courtyard, sunlight on her hair, dress hugging her big ass just enough to make you stare, and Arthur reaches from behind to grope her. Very romantic, right? Except the art lingers just a little longer on her blank look. Not disgusted, not happy. Just… empty. Two scenes later Lancelot is pressing her against a stone wall, hand over her mouth, whispering garbage about “protecting” her while his fingers slide under that same dress. The kissing there feels dirtier than half the full sex scenes. She resists, obviously, because she’s “loyal”, but then his hand is cupping her tits through the fabric and you see the nipple poking. The script doesn’t scream about it, but the CG does all the talking. It’s hot and awful at same time. I hated it, I loved it, I screenshotted it, I stared at it on my phone in the grocery line like an idiot.

Since it’s a kinetic story you don’t get choices, and that will piss some people off. You just sit and watch Camelot crumble in slow motion while Guinevere gets pulled deeper into Lancelot’s shit. He’s not some romantic hero, he’s a monster with pretty armor. The game treats him like a beast wearing a human face, a kind of monster girl energy but flipped: he devours instead of seducing gently. There’s a scene where Arthur is out showing off on the battlefield, being all dominant king, boot on some poor bastard’s chest, and he’s thinking about how he’ll reward his queen with a long, slow titfuck when he returns. At the exact same time the story cuts to her on her knees blowing Lancelot, tears mixing with spit, her throat bulging as she fights not to gag. No goofy sound effects, no exaggerated faces. Just wet, ugly, hungry cheating. Then the game shoves you right back into Arthur’s head like nothing happened. That cruel editing is honestly smarter than it needs to be for porn. The group scenes hit even harder, with Guinevere pinned in the middle of armored bodies, hands everywhere, one guy lifting her leg high while another rams into her from behind and the third uses her tits like warm toys. She’s moaning, begging, saying it’s wrong while her pussy clenches around them so hard you practically feel the creampie dripping out in the final frame. Sometimes Arthur is the one giving the orders, sometimes he’s the one being humiliated without even noticing, and sometimes you just want to shake him and yell “open your fucking eyes, king.” But he won’t. The tragedy is baked in, and the game never lets you fix it. You just watch, you jerk off, you feel a bit gross, and then you click to the next scene anyway.

Three bored freshmen skip orientation because of course they do, and suddenly they’re stuck in this “special” sex ed class on a dead Saturday morning, half hungover, half horny, and absolutely not ready for what the counselor actually has planned. The whole thing feels like a punishment at first: the empty school corridors, fluorescent lights, that awkward silence when you’re sitting in a classroom with two other strangers and a teacher who is way too hot to be real. Then she locks the door, smiles like she’s grading your soul, and starts explaining that this is not some boring slideshow about condoms. It’s “practical learning.” With “demonstrations.” On each other. On her. On toys she takes out of a little black bag like it’s Christmas, except every present is shaped to make someone moan.

The perspective follows one of the girls stuck in that room, and you’re living in her head while she’s trying to act like she’s cool with everything. At first she’s shy as hell, adjusting her too-tight top, trying not to stare at the teacher’s tits straining under that blouse, pretending she’s annoyed. Then the counselor makes her stand up in front of the others, spreads her legs a bit, and explains “body confidence.” She doesn’t even touch her yet, just talks while her fingers run up the girl’s inner thighs, and the MC’s thoughts are this messy mix of “this is fucked up” and “please don’t stop.” When the teacher finally slides her hand into those panties and tells the other two students to watch closely, that’s where the whole game flips from slightly comedic to straight up filthy. You feel her embarrassment and her lust at the same time, like she’s about to cry and cum in the same breath.

The story doesn’t branch, it just keeps stacking situations that get more twisted and more intimate. One moment it’s the teacher showing the class how to do “proper oral technique” using a toy, making them practice on it while she gives little tips like some weird porn version of Duolingo. Then five minutes later she’s sitting on the MC’s face, grinding slowly while lecturing about “communication with your partner” in this calm voice, like reading a textbook while soaking the poor girl’s mouth. The boys in the room are not just background furniture either; there’s a point where she lines them up at the front of the class and tells the girls they have to “cooperate” so everyone gets relieved, and suddenly you’re juggling who gets which mouth, which hole, and who has to watch and touch themselves instead. There’s a group scene on the teacher’s desk that feels like someone spilled an entire Pornhub search page into a single moment: bodies piled together, hands everywhere, toys buzzing against soaked skin, the counselor still pretending this is all very educational while her huge ass is bouncing on one of the guys and the MC is getting fingered from behind by the other girl. It’s messy, it’s shameless, and it leans hard into that wrong-but-hot school vibe in a way that probably says something about your brain, but whatever, you’re here for it.

This one feels like somebody grabbed a horny telenovela, a revenge thriller, and a porn stash that’s been aging since high school, shook everything in a blender, and then just hit “serve” without checking if it’s legal in most countries. You play this dude who basically walks through a school full of ghosts from his past, except the ghosts all have huge tits, fat asses, and a talent for making bad decisions. It pretends to be about revenge and justice and “making things right” but half the time you’re just thinking, yeah, sure, king, tell yourself that while your face is buried between her thighs in the teacher’s lounge. The whole thing is a kinetic ride, so no big choices to stress your brain, you just click, read, and watch your poor self-control fall apart like a cheap condom. And the game knows that. It leans into it. It teases you with slow burns, long looks, that “accidental” boob press in the corridor, and then suddenly you’re deep in a titfuck scene wondering when exactly the story became your personal porn playlist.

The school setting is stupidly hot here, I’m not gonna lie. Hallways you remember from your own boring life, except in this universe every classroom can turn into a blowjob booth if you push the right buttons. You’ve got the whole spread: cute girls trying to act innocent while grinding on you in empty stairwells, one of those smug, bossy women who clearly loves stepping on the gas and your dignity at the same time, and of course the classic older woman who looks like she grades tests by day and drains balls by night. The MILF content goes hard. They didn’t just throw in one older lady and call it a day, they make her part of the emotional mess too, so when she’s on her knees taking you in her mouth, there’s this weird feeling like, oh, this is both hot and low‑key fucked up, perfect. There’s teasing all over the place, and the game really likes to play with that gap between “I shouldn’t” and “I already did it twice and came inside.” Creampies are not a rare event, they’re basically a punctuation mark. Period, full stop, here’s a sticky ending.

What surprised me a bit is that for all the porn energy, it still tries to act romantic sometimes. You’ll get this soft scene on the rooftop, little talk about the past, maybe some clumsy confession, and for a minute you think it’s turning sweet and wholesome. Then two lines later she’s on her knees, taking you deep, and pressing her big tits together around your cock like she wants to suffocate you in the best way. The tonal jump is insane but also kind of perfect. Seduction here is not subtle at all, more like “I’m gonna bend you over this desk to show you how much I hate what you did to me” and yeah, that revenge angle really shares a bed with female domination. Sometimes she’s clearly calling the shots, using your lust as a leash, making you work for every moan, and it’s hot as hell. Sometimes you’re the one pinning her against the wall, fucking her hard until you spill inside, and she pretends she didn’t want that, with her legs shaking. The whole thing feels messy, horny, dramatic, and a little toxic in that way that makes you open a new incognito tab before you even admit you like it. The 3D style just makes every curve look extra grabby, every wet mouth shot feel too close, like your monitor is flirting with you. It’s not deep, it’s not healthy, it’s not pretending to be art. It’s just you, a broken past, a bunch of huge asses in tight clothes, and a long, sticky path to “justice” that somehow keeps ending with your cock inside someone who swore they hated you.

High School Hobby Harlots is basically that filthy side of those “idle mobile games” you pretend you don’t play at work, except here your main girl Amara is in a reform school where everyone is already halfway fucked in the head to begin with. You’re not some faceless dude; you’re this horny, sarcastic troublemaker who figures if she’s stuck in this place, she might as well squeeze every drop of fun, money and orgasm out of it. The game throws you into a routine pretty fast: mornings you’re trying to look cute enough that teachers and classmates keep underestimating you, afternoons you’re juggling dates and side hustles, nights you’re camming your ass on iFap or planning escort gigs on iFuq with whatever poor classmate you’ve corrupted enough. You keep staring at those bars like a data chart from Google Analytics: Fun creeping up, Energy falling into the red, Allure barely enough to pull a rich perv, Sexperience leaping after one wild threesome in the showers, Money fluctuating like crypto every time you decide “ok, yeah, I’ll let him fuck my throat for a bonus”. It actually tickles the analytics brain, which is stupid to admit about a porn game where your heroine spends half the time bent over a desk.

The nice thing is that it’s not just a static slideshow of tits. Stuff happens because you pissed away your stamina grinding cheap jobs instead of chasing that sugar daddy, or because you pushed your friend’s corruption too fast and suddenly she’s on camera ramming a bright pink toy into herself while you’re in the background half-dressed, pretending you’re just “technical support”. You’ll take a shy girl who blushes when she sees a dick gif, then ten scenes later she’s spread wide on your dorm bed, double-penetrated and asking you if the condom is “really needed” because she kind of wants to feel it raw. And yeah, pregnancy is not just empty flavor text, sometimes your risky anal-only plan fails because someone gets curious about vaginal and your stats start screaming. One run I was trying to keep Amara mostly lesbian, thinking I’d make this artsy all-girl corruption arc, and then a random interracial gangbang event fired from a side job and turned my clean chart into a mess of group sex, spit, cum on glasses, some exhibitionism “challenge” where you walk through campus with your skirt hitched up, and then a spanking detention where the teacher uses a paddle and you’re just sitting there like “yep, this is fine”. It calls itself kinetic but then hits you with sandbox loops and repeatable scenes that shuffle details, so the sex toys that show up during a dorm lesbian session later appear during a cheating scene with a married guy watching you on cam, or in a voyeur thing where you’re peeking at your own harem going at it without you. It’s funny enough that you actually read the jokes, horny enough that you forget there’s a plot, and then every now and then a little choice ruins your carefully built plan and you’re sitting there with your data brain going “ok but how did I end up running a swinging club in a chapel?”.

Thalya’s story hits like someone mashed up horny Greek mythology fanfic and a power fantasy from a very confused, very thirsty teenager… and then accidentally made it actually kinda hot. You’re this futa demigoddess, born from Aphrodite and Bellona, which already sounds like some shit from a drunk Discord roleplay, and the game just completely leans into it. No shame, no brakes. One moment you’re in the underworld getting your powers like it’s your chaotic birthday party, next moment you’re walking into the mortal world with a dick that’s basically a divine weapon and tits that look like they could crush a hoplite helmet. The tone jumps from “epic vengeance saga” to “I want to fuck half this pantheon into submission” in like two lines, and somehow it works because the game doesn’t pretend to be classy. You’re not a hero, and the story never tries to gaslight you into thinking you are. You’re a horny demigoddess with superpowers, a grudge, and way too much curiosity about what centaur cum tastes like. Yes, that actually comes up. No, I’m not telling you how.

What really sticks in your head is how the kinetic novel pacing gives this strange rhythm to the lewd stuff. Since you’re not choosing branches every second, it feels like you’re strapped to Thalya’s brain while she ping pongs between “I should probably overthrow Zeus” and “that demigod girl with the tight armor probably moans like a broken flute.” One scene has her casually chatting with another abandoned demigod about revenge and trauma, then the conversation slides into them comparing scars and suddenly she’s pinning the poor girl against a ruined temple column, using magic to hold her wrists while her fat cock is grinding against those big soft thighs. No fade to black, just explicit description, messy sounds, big tits bouncing with every thrust, and Thalya whispering filthy threats in her ear about using her as a fuckpet after she conquers Olympus. And then, out of nowhere, there’s a lore drop about some weird shadow group watching them, but your brain is still stuck on the dripping cum string between their bodies. The tonal whiplash kinda becomes the whole flavor. That mysterious organization feels like it belongs to another game sometimes, but when they show up to play with eldritch creatures and freaky hybrids, the fantasy setting suddenly turns into a porn catalog of “what if this mythological thing had a cock and liked you too much.” Thalya’s superpowers get involved in the sex over and over: binding limbs with spectral chains, forcing mortals into worship, making other demigods beg for her “blessing” while she grinds them into the temple floor. It’s messy, horny, sometimes a little stupid, and absolutely not pretending to be anything else. Honestly, the most unrealistic part is that no one in the Greek world stops to ask why this walking sex hurricane with glowing eyes and a goddess-sized package is allowed to just stroll into their city, but then again, that’s probably why it’s fun.