This one feels like somebody took a giant porn folder full of every anime crush you ever had, fed it to a very horny robot, and then just let it loose in the middle of the night. It is messy, shameless fanservice in the best and worst way. You start as this generic male MC that nobody cares about, but it honestly works, because the spotlight is always on the girls. One minute you are staring at Android 18 pretending she is not seconds away from sitting on your face, next moment Tsunade is bending forward like your spine insurance is fully paid, and after that DVa is giving you this smug gamer grin you only see from sweaty tanks in Overwatch comp. Nothing really tries to be “deep”. It is like those late-night Discord calls where everybody starts posting cursed Koikatsu cards and then suddenly somebody says “wait, I can make a whole game with this” and nobody stops him. The whole thing runs on that energy.

The date sim part is kind of funny, because yeah, technically you are “dating”. You choose outfits, say the right lines, sometimes click through fake romantic setup, but everybody knows you are just trying to figure out how many scenes Mirko has and whether Rias or Nami has the better titfuck animation. And the girls are not just random OC clones either, they actually feel like somebody who watched too much anime made them on purpose. Aqua is clingy, loud, kind of dumb but insanely cute when she starts grinding on your lap like she is trying to win some idiot contest. Yoruichi keeps that smug cat energy, sits on your face like that is the most normal place in the world. Toga looks at you like a snack she is not supposed to have, then happily chokes on your cock like rules stopped existing. And then there is stuff like Vados or Kefla or Caulifla, where your brain is trying to remember power levels while your dick is just happy there is yet another big ass bouncing in your face. They even throw in weird combinations, like giving Bowsette this slow, teasing blowjob scene that lasts just long enough to make you forget you were actually trying to see the Zelda content first. By the way, whoever decided Misty and Jessie need extra focus on footjobs has some stories to explain to a therapist someday. I still appreciated it.

I really like how the pacing somehow feels both rushed and too slow. First girl I tried was Ai Hoshino, because of course I did, and the “date” was over in like two clicks and suddenly she was kneeling between my legs, lipstick smeared on my cock while she looked up with those idol eyes. Then with Hinata I had to go through this longer flirting phase, a bit of voyeur setup, peek under her clothes, touch her softly first. It felt like waiting for food that keeps smelling better while you are starving. Annoying, but in a good way. Or bad. Not sure. Anyway, everything is pure fetish salad. Oral sex scenes everywhere, big tits bouncing like they are competing with each other, asses in your face so often it starts to feel like some kind of religion. I got stuck way too long just watching a Raven scene where she rides you slow, still in half her Teen Titans vibe, moaning soft while her ass cheeks clap in that hypnotic rhythm. Meanwhile I completely forgot I had not even checked Mirko, Mina, or Nejire yet, and those are usually my first picks in any MHA fan game. Still, the weird part is how sometimes the small stuff hits the hardest. Like a moment where Komi is trying to suck you off, all shy and stiff, and the camera lingers a bit too long on the way her lips tremble around the tip. Or the way Marin Kitagawa giggles after swallowing, wipes her mouth with the back of her hand, then casually asks for “another round” like you just finished playing some gacha together on your phone. At one point my Chrome lagged for a second right when Tatsumaki started a titfuck and I legit got angry, like, that tiny freezing framed her smug face perfectly and I will never see that exact glitch again. Yeah, the game is scuffed, uneven, totally horny, and absolutely not refined. I keep alt tabbing to Telegram and back just to check something, then losing track of which girl I was “romancing” and honestly that chaotic feeling kind of fits.

First time I opened it on my phone, I didn’t expect to lose half a night just staring at Kefla’s smirk. The game doesn’t even pretend to be subtle - every scene feels like it’s daring you to look away and you just… don’t. It’s that kind of slow burn where you think you’re here for the parody, but then Android 18 leans in with that voice line and suddenly you’re not laughing anymore. I swear the way her eyes flicker when you choose the wrong dialogue option - it’s nothing fancy, but it hits something real. And then there’s Bulma, who somehow manages to make every outfit mod feel like she’s in on the joke. You can tell whoever made this has watched *way* too much DBZ but also knows exactly what kind of filth people wanted to see between the fights.

The weirdest part? It actually tries to have story beats. Like, one minute you’re customizing outfits - bikinis, ripped armor, whatever - and next thing you know Vados is talking about divine duty while your character’s mind is wandering somewhere entirely different. There’s this strange rhythm to it: serious talk, soft moan, power aura flash, then back to teasing. It shouldn’t work, but it does. I caught myself replaying a scene with Caulifla just to test if the animation loop really synced with the sound (it almost did, but not quite - still hot though). And don’t get me started on the “training” sessions; they’re less about combat and more about who breaks eye contact first. Spoiler: it’s always me.

If I had to sum it up - horny, chaotic, oddly tender. The harem setup’s predictable, sure, but there’s something personal in how it lets you tweak every detail like you’re building your own guilty universe. Sometimes the text boxes lag right when things heat up, and yeah, that kills the mood, but then Heles shows up in that golden bikini and all is forgiven. It’s messy, self-aware, and too confident for its own good, which might be why I can’t stop thinking about it.