Right, so you got the physical edition of this? I didn’t think anyone else collected these weird parody games. Mine came in a plain sleeve, no manual, which feels right. The whole thing has that unpolished Ren'py feel where the fonts don't quite sit right and the menus are just placeholders someone forgot to replace. It’s a Life is Strange rip where you play as Mark Jefferson, the teacher, and you get mind control powers. The first time you use them on Max in the classroom, she just freezes and the screen goes wavy, and there's this really flat sound effect, like someone tapped a mic. It's so janky.

I fixated on the school setting for a while. The corridor background is just the same locker texture copy pasted over and over, and it drives me nuts because in one scene you can see it glitch out during a dialogue choice. The developer will never fix that. I know it. Anyway. The powers let you corrupt basically everyone, and the choices branch into some properly deranged scenes. The lesbian tag is there because you can make Chloe and Max do stuff while you watch through the camera, and it's one of the better animated sequences even if the 3d models have that dead eyed look. There's this one BDSM scene with the teacher where the restraints clip through her wrists and I just sat there staring at it like, yep, that's the authentic experience. A real detective moment.

Vibes are: unshowered, predatory, glitchy. You get what I mean. The female domination and corruption bits spiral into a full on academy wide orgy if you pick specific routes, and the anal scenes have zero prep or realism, just sudden. I wish there was more build up. Actually no I don't, that's the point. My brain went from mild confusion to genuine discomfort to laughing at how blunt the oral scenes are. Handjob mechanics are literally just clicking a circle. Then the Victoria Chase storyline just... ends. No payoff. Classic.

The engine chugs like a dying fridge on this one, I swear my browser tab was begging for mercy. Unity web player, probably, or some fork of it that never got optimized. Memory leaks? Absolutely. I had to kill and restart twice because the scene transitions started hanging, especially when loading the new outfits for the teachers. The models clip through desks constantly. Max’s hair physics are a crime against silicone. But you’re not here for a tech sermon.

The pov handjob scene with the photography teacher, the one where you can toggle the blackmail dialogue option mid act, that’s where the jank almost becomes a feature. The audio loop for the wet sounds is like two seconds long and it just stutters, but the voice acting, some heavily accented line reads that sound recorded in a closet, actually sells the corruption angle better than any polished AAA shit. She says “you’ll never get away with this” while her tits, which are comically large, defy gravity and the animation skips a frame. It’s so broken it loops back to being hot. The isekai setup is barely there, you’re just some dude who’s now the headmaster, and the game doesn’t give a fuck about explaining it. You just start groping students in the hallway. The school setting is just a series of static backgrounds with weirdly sharp jpeg artifacts on the lockers.

I wish the milf character, the nurse, had more than two scenes. Her big ass is rendered with a completely different shader than the rest of her body, it’s distracting. The sexual harassment mechanics are basically a progress bar you fill by clicking on hotspots, and if you fail, nothing happens. You just try again. The male protagonist is a silent, faceless pair of hands. The parody of Life is Strange is so thin it’s basically just character names and a blue butterfly that appears once and then the game forgets about it. The animated sequences are just short loops with no variation. I don’t know why I kept playing. The corruption meter for the school is bugged, it reset on me after I unlocked the principal’s office scene. I didn’t even get mad. I just reloaded. The whole thing is a beautiful, horny trainwreck running at 15 frames per second.