Right, so you got the physical edition of this? I didn’t think anyone else collected these weird parody games. Mine came in a plain sleeve, no manual, which feels right. The whole thing has that unpolished Ren'py feel where the fonts don't quite sit right and the menus are just placeholders someone forgot to replace. It’s a Life is Strange rip where you play as Mark Jefferson, the teacher, and you get mind control powers. The first time you use them on Max in the classroom, she just freezes and the screen goes wavy, and there's this really flat sound effect, like someone tapped a mic. It's so janky.

I fixated on the school setting for a while. The corridor background is just the same locker texture copy pasted over and over, and it drives me nuts because in one scene you can see it glitch out during a dialogue choice. The developer will never fix that. I know it. Anyway. The powers let you corrupt basically everyone, and the choices branch into some properly deranged scenes. The lesbian tag is there because you can make Chloe and Max do stuff while you watch through the camera, and it's one of the better animated sequences even if the 3d models have that dead eyed look. There's this one BDSM scene with the teacher where the restraints clip through her wrists and I just sat there staring at it like, yep, that's the authentic experience. A real detective moment.

Vibes are: unshowered, predatory, glitchy. You get what I mean. The female domination and corruption bits spiral into a full on academy wide orgy if you pick specific routes, and the anal scenes have zero prep or realism, just sudden. I wish there was more build up. Actually no I don't, that's the point. My brain went from mild confusion to genuine discomfort to laughing at how blunt the oral scenes are. Handjob mechanics are literally just clicking a circle. Then the Victoria Chase storyline just... ends. No payoff. Classic.