Masturbation minigame with a USB toy what even is this. Red Brim throws you into a photography student’s shoes and immediately has you pointing and clicking on a spread open textbook for... reasons. The AI art isn’t bad, actually. Sometimes. Then you scroll and her fingers clip through a desk and you remember oh right, it’s one of those. The red hat lady shows up with her ridiculous brim, and the school setting pushes every single milf, big ass, and voyeur button it can find before you’ve even unlocked the camera properly.

The pov titfuck scene came out of nowhere. No buildup whatsoever. One minute you’re learning about aperture, next minute there’s a pair of impossibly round tits wrapping around your viewpoint and the animation loops twice if you don’t click fast enough. Sandbox structure means you bounce between the dorm, the darkroom, and some teacher’s office touching everything hoping a creampie prompt appears. Oral sex triggers almost accidentally, which I guess is the point. The groping mechanics feel sticky. Not in a good way. More like the hitbox lingers on the ass for a beat too long and you didn’t mean to but here you are.

Wish the animated sequences synced better with the mouse. Click, wait, something twitches, click again, she moans. The big tits are too big. Obviously. That’s not a complaint. The anal content is strangely clinical compared to the rest, like the artist got self-conscious, which is weird considering how explicit everything else gets. Sex toys just appear during the masturbation loop with zero explanation. Did she have that in her bag the whole time? The dating sim tag is generous. More like a scavenger hunt for holes. Forgot what I was criticizing. The voyeurism angle on the roof, though? That specific scene with the window glare, she splayed out solo while you pretend to adjust your lens, that got me. Don’t know why. It shouldn’t work. But watching the loop change slightly when you stay quiet instead of barging in, the subtle arch. There’s something there under all the jank. The red brim barely matters. Just a hat. She takes it off for the titfuck anyway. Thought they’d make it a thing. They didn’t. Oh well.

Right, another one of those proof of concept things that's basically a fap snack. Eternal Bonds, the full game, isn't out yet. This prequel is a kinetic novel, so you're just clicking through, no choices, which honestly my brain appreciates after a day of spreadsheets. The 3dcg is deliberately unpolished, a bit stiff, but it has that weird charm like those early renders people used to post on forums. Uncanny valley but make it horny.

The setup is a male protagonist, some kind of flashback to a beach trip. My guy is basically a void with a dick, which is standard. The whole thing is about his girlfriend, I think. She's in full exhibitionism mode, getting herself off on the sand right there, then it moves to a pretty detailed handjob.

Futa Healthcare is a mess. A horny, unpolished, sometimes baffling mess that I kept clicking through anyway. The renders look like someone learned Blender last month and decided to render on a potato, but there's this one scene with the head nurse, a towering futa with tits that defy physics, where the lighting actually kinda works and you see what they were going for. Then the next scene the doctor's hand clips through a desk and you remember this is early access in the most brutal sense.

The whole setup is this young guy joining a clinic that specializes in futa care. Noble intentions, sure, but five minutes in he's getting a handjob from a patient and the pretense drops hard. The dialogue is pure porn logic. A nurse needs a "sample" and suddenly there's a prostate exam happening. The futa on male stuff is aggressive, lots of forced moans and that weird squelching sound effect that loops badly. But then there's a futa on futa scene with a doctor and patient that has this slow, teasing build up, lots of groping through that tight uniform, and the animation, while janky, has this one loop where the dom just grinds against the other girl's ass and the expression work is surprisingly decent. Like, actually hot for a second before the audio desyncs.

The parody elements are thin. It's a hospital. They wear vaguely medical outfits. That's it. The incest tag is there for a side character who might be the protagonist's mom, a milf doctor who does a solo masturbation scene with a toy that looks like it was modeled from memory. Exhibitionism pops up in a hallway scene that makes zero logical sense but hey, it's a game about futa nurses draining patients, logic left the building ages ago. The multiple protagonist thing is weird too, you switch perspectives without warning and suddenly you're the one getting pegged. It's disorienting in a way that's almost artsy if you squint. Almost.

Wish the oral sex scenes had more variety. It's the same bobbing animation recycled across three characters. But that one anal scene with the interracial couple, the futa on female one, has this raw energy the rest of the game lacks. The teasing mechanic is just clicking through text, no real choices, but the writing during those moments has this playful, mean edge that works. Then it's back to stilted dialogue about "healthcare." The game doesn't know if it wants to be a joke or take its fetish seriously and honestly, neither do I.

I spent twenty minutes just watching the neighbor through her window. Not even touching anything, just... watching. She was doing yoga or something, those slow stretches where her ass just fills the whole screen. The game didn't rush me. No timer, no "move along" prompt. Just her, in those tiny shorts, bending forward. I think I forgot to blink.

The sandbox thing means you can just... exist in this world. Creep around. Find angles. There's this one MILF, the one with the ridiculous chest, she sunbathes every afternoon. I positioned the camera behind a fence and just zoomed in on her oiled up tits for what felt like forever. The animation is janky sometimes, her hand clips through her thigh when she adjusts her top, but honestly? I didn't care. The jank almost makes it hotter. Like catching something you shouldn't see.

The masturbation scenes are where it gets weirdly specific. You control the pace. Slow strokes, fast, whatever. And the character reacts, but her face does this thing where her eyes go slightly cross and then snap back to normal. It's not polished. It's not meant to be. It feels like someone's personal project, you know? Like finding a folder on a stranger's desktop. The male protagonist is basically a pair of hands and a dick, which is fine. I'm not here for him. I'm here for the neighbor with the impossible waist to hip ratio who leaves her curtains open. I wish the sound design was better. The wet noises are too loud, like someone stirring mac and cheese, and it pulls me out. But then she arches her back and I forget about it.

The camera flash leaves purple afterimages on the inside of my eyelids, that's how I know this thing is wrong. Not broken, wrong. Found it in a crawlspace behind my uncle's study, the one who disappeared in '09. The lens glass feels warm even when the rest is cold metal. First photo I took was of my stepmom reaching for a high shelf, nothing special, but when I looked at the print later her shirt was half unbuttoned and she was looking directly at me with this expression I've never seen on her actual face. The game calls him Jason but I renamed him to something stupider, something that made me laugh when the text boxes got serious. You can do that. You can also decide whether he's horrified or curious when the photos start showing things that haven't happened yet, or things that are happening in some other version of the house where everyone's inhibitions are just... gone.

The animations are 3DCG but deliberately unpolished in a way that makes the skin look like warm candle wax. There's a scene where the aunt character, I think she's the aunt, is bent over the kitchen counter and the way her ass moves is hypnotic in that uncanny valley way where it's too smooth, too perfect, like a physics simulation running on a computer from 2006. I couldn't stop watching. The sound design is mostly just wet noises and breathy moans that loop a little too obviously, but there's this one track that plays during the voyeur scenes, this low humming thing that made my subwoofer vibrate in a way that felt almost threatening. Like the camera itself was in the room with me.

The mind control stuff escalates quickly. One minute you're just taking normal photos and the next your sister is touching herself in the bathroom while maintaining eye contact with the lens, and the game asks if you want to keep shooting or look away. I kept shooting. Obviously. The blackmail mechanics are underbaked though, there's this whole system where you're supposed to leverage the photos but it never really goes anywhere meaningful, just loops back to the same three scenarios. And the incest stuff, look, it's there, it's explicit, the game doesn't pretend otherwise. There's a scene with the mom character that made me close my browser and stare at the wall for a solid minute. Not because it was hot, because it was. Because the corruption arc felt earned in a way that made me uncomfortable about what I was clicking on. The lesbian content between the sister and her friend feels tacked on though, like someone remembered they needed to hit that tag and just threw it in during the third act. The graphic violence tag is no joke either, there's a bad ending where the camera does something to the protagonist's face that I won't describe but I also won't forget. The exhibitionism stuff is integrated better, there's this recurring thing where the stepmom starts leaving curtains open and you have to decide whether to photograph her or warn her about the neighbor. I never warned her. The groping scenes on the bus are uncomfortable in a way that's probably intentional but also just uncomfortable. The big tits and big ass tags are accurate, almost aggressively so, like the character models were designed by someone who'd only ever seen women described in text. The milf characters have these bodies that defy physics in a way that's either a bug or a feature and I still can't decide which. The teasing sequences are the best part, honestly, those moments where a character knows something is wrong but can't quite articulate it, and the dialogue options let you either gaslight them or confess. I always gaslit. The corruption isn't just the women, it's the player character too, and by the end I wasn't sure if I was controlling him or if the camera was controlling both of us. The masturbation scenes are animated with more care than anything else in the game, which says something. The animated tag applies to maybe sixty percent of the content, the rest is static renders with text, and the transition between the two is jarring every single time. There's this one moment where the stepmom is crying but also clearly aroused and the voice acting, which is otherwise terrible, actually lands. Just that one line. "What are you doing to me." Not a question. A realization. I wish the game had more of that and less of the generic moaning. The romance path exists but it's buried under so many layers of supernatural coercion that calling it romance feels like a joke the developers are playing on you. The male protagonist is a blank slate in the worst way, no personality beyond what you project, which I guess is the point but also makes the more emotional scenes fall flat. The cheating tag is weird because it applies to relationships that only exist in the photos, not in reality, so is it really cheating? The game doesn't answer that and neither will I. The sexual harassment tag is accurate and frequent and I'm not going to defend it. The paranormal elements are actually creepy when they want to be, there's a scene where a photo develops in real time and shows a figure standing behind the protagonist that isn't there when you turn around. I turned around three times before accepting it was just a scare. The voyeurism is the core loop, everything else spirals out from watching, from being watched, from the camera as this hungry thing that wants to see everything. By the final act I was taking photos of empty rooms just to see what would develop. Sometimes nothing. Sometimes things I wish I hadn't seen. The game doesn't have a good ending. It has endings, plural, but none of them are good. That's not a complaint. I think. The camera flash leaves purple afterimages and I can still see them when I close my eyes and that's probably the point but I'm not sure I like what that says about me. The game is called something generic, I already forgot. It's on one of those sites where you scroll past fifty thumbnails of anime girls with impossible proportions. This one had a camera on the cover. That's why I clicked. I don't know if I'd click again.

Angels Academy feels like someone smashed a porn game and a theology class together, spilled horny teenager brain all over it, and then said “yeah, that’s fine, ship it.” You play this guy who got sent to this super strict religious island school because his mom caught him jerking off, which is already funny as fuck, and then suddenly you’re surrounded by every kind of religion girl format you can imagine. You’ve got holy girls with crosses, girls in future cults, shy nerdy virgins who pretend they never masturbate, smug dommy types who clearly know way too much, and of course that one girl with huge tits that the camera never stops staring at for even one second. The whole thing is point and click, so you’re wandering around this weird academy, poking icons, creeping through halls, accidentally spotting girls changing through half open doors, that kind of classic pervy visual novel vibe. Nothing fancy, but the writing actually has teeth. One moment you’re joking about fake prophets and the next you’re watching a nun-in-training on her knees, lips wrapped around your cock, muttering half a prayer while you hold her head and decide if you wanna be gentle or make her cry and smear mascara down her cheeks.

The game really leans hard into corruption, in a way that feels more like fanfic “what if I broke canon on purpose” than a straight porn script. You can play the guy as this lazy asshole who uses blackmail because he accidentally catches a teacher fingering herself in the chapel, and instead of reporting it you just save the screenshot and start pushing. Or you try to be “romantic” and it still ends up dirty as hell, like taking a sweet, clueless church girl on a “date” in the library, praising her faith, then slowly guiding her hand under the desk until she’s jerking you off while pretending to read some boring holy text. The skill system matters more than you think. I dumped everything into charm and perversion, and suddenly girls who were calling me a disgusting sinner in one run were stripping for me in an empty classroom in another, pressing their big ass against the blackboard while I decide if I’m fucking them raw or just making them masturbate for my amusement. There is actual humiliation too, not just “oops my clothes fell.” Stuff like forcing a proud, icy rich girl to walk across the dorm hallway wearing only an unbuttoned shirt while other students might be around, or making a girl kneel and confess every dirty thought she ever had about your dick while you record her on your phone. And I swear the game knows when you peep from the window into the showers too often, because at some point one of the girls clearly looks straight at the screen like she can see you spying, then later brings it up when she’s grinding on your lap during a “counseling session” that definitely does not appear in any school rulebook.

It is messy, though. The sandbox part means you just kind of click around the island until scenes unlock, and sometimes you get this insane, hot oral event in a storage room, with drool dripping, gagging sounds, and her choking herself deeper because you told her a “good girl wouldn’t stop halfway,” and then right after that the same girl acts like you barely met. Feels like reading two fanfic routes at once that forgot they share continuity. And the religious angle is all over the place, in a way I weirdly enjoy. One moment you have a devout girl making you swear on her holy book that you’ll respect her purity, next moment she’s spread on the chapel floor, legs shaking while you lick her until she moans so loud you’re sure some angel statue is judging both of you. The interracial scenes also slide in naturally, like this one dark skinned girl who pretends she’s only here for “serious study,” then ends up riding you in POV style, sweat on her back, perfect big tits bouncing while you grab her hips and think “yeah, this is absolutely how religion works.” The game keeps teasing that you can build a whole harem if you play your points right, but I got distracted blackmailing one teacher and corrupting a supposedly pure student council girl so badly that by the time I realized it, my route looked like some fucked up mashup between a love story and a harassment lawsuit. Which, honestly, fits this academy too well.

Jamie is the kind of guy who thinks “one more match” is a personality, not a bad habit. While he’s glued to his screen, mashing buttons and ignoring notifications, his girlfriend Kim is out there getting lonelier, hornier, and more pissed off without even fully knowing why. The game drops you right in that slow-motion train wreck of a relationship, and it doesn’t pretend anyone here is a saint. Kim wants attention, affection, someone to actually look at her instead of a loading screen. Jamie wants to grind, not her. Then William shows up at their school, a little too charming, a little too smooth, and suddenly all that “loyal girlfriend” energy starts bending in ugly, really hot ways. It’s not subtle. It’s not even trying to be. One minute you’re watching a girl try to keep her thighs together on a crowded train while a stranger’s hand creeps higher, the next you’re staring at an internal cumshot on your phone screen like a pervert in a bus stop.

What I liked is how it doesn’t treat cheating like some dramatic moral essay. It feels more like watching messages on Discord pile up while you alt‑tab between porn and a ranked match. You jump between different points of view, sometimes inside Kim’s head when she’s touching herself in the shower replaying something she knows she shouldn’t enjoy, sometimes in Jamie’s, who thinks he’s still the “good guy” because technically he hasn’t stuck his dick anywhere new yet. Sometimes you’re with a trap character who looks softer and more feminine than half the girls in the story and still gets pounded like he’s made for it. There are futa and trans bodies in here too, and the game doesn’t pause and give a speech about it, they just join the filth: school toilets, empty classrooms, a cramped storage room with cum dripping down a dark thigh while someone tries to keep quiet because class is right next door. Interracial scenes slide in without big flags, male domination goes from light teasing to straight-up harassment pretty fast, and the art likes to linger on big tits getting squeezed in public where no one “notices.” I wish the sound effects for wet noises weren’t so loud on mobile though, I almost blasted anal slurps on full volume in front of some guy on the metro and I’m still annoyed about that. There is no real choice system since it’s just clicking through, which kinda sucks because I kept wanting to stop Kim before she bends over a teacher’s desk again, but then she’s getting a creampie from someone she should absolutely not be naked with, and you’re staring at a cross‑section view of her insides swallowing it. The game acts like it’s about a couple falling apart because of gaming, but it secretly just wants to corrupt everyone and drag them into messy, gay, straight, whatever‑as‑long‑as‑it’s-wrong sex, and somehow that feels more honest than half the “pure love” stories out there.

It’s weird how this game manages to make something that used to be a TV punchline feel so filthy you almost want to wash your phone afterward - then don’t, because you’re still tapping. The yellow characters move like they’re half-drawn from someone’s bad memory, and that makes it even hotter in a nasty, guilty kind of way. The kid, the mom, the teacher - it’s like someone stacked all those old jokes and said, “Alright, what if no one was safe anymore?” The story doesn’t pretend to have morals. You just stumble through places that look and sound half-familiar, doing things the network would’ve blurred out. Feels wrong. Works perfectly.

What surprised me most was the expressions. They nailed them - not in a polished art way, but in that janky, off-kilter flash-game energy that makes dirty scenes feel more raw. There’s something about how the voice bites, those moans that almost sound like the real thing but not quite. You hear the difference when everything speeds up, like the mic was too close. The mechanics don’t really need words - you poke, spy, watch, and mess up. I think the game doesn’t even want you to win; it wants to watch you dig your own mess. I laughed once because the dialogue tries to be clever, then got distracted when the camera panned too slow - yeah, that bit. You’ll know it when you see it.

Maybe the only thing that bugged me was a weird delay between scenes, but it almost fits the lazy, voyeur kind of pacing. The cheating plotline, that mix of cartoon innocence and straight-up filth, hits a part of the brain that knows better but doesn’t care. Seeing familiar faces doing things you’re not supposed to see - yeah, that’s the thrill. It’s embarrassing how effective it is. Like someone turned nostalgia into soft porn and didn’t even apologize. I wouldn’t want it cleaned up. The grime’s the best part.

You ever just want to be a scumbag informant drowning in debt to the state, but also surrounded by superhero tits the size of weather balloons? No? Well RICO: Sin City exists anyway, and honestly, bless its janky little heart for that. The whole thing feels like someone threw GTA and a bootleg DVD of The Boys into a blender, then forgot to screw the lid on. It's a 3DCG crossover where these corrupt capes and villains just strut around a city that makes Gotham look like a wellness retreat, all while you, some dude with a really bad legal situation, try to rub one out without getting lasered in half.

The animations are so stiff they might as well be action figures being smashed together, but that's the camp of it. There's this one scene where a heroine with knockers that deflate the concept of physics just starts going at it while still wearing half a latex mask. Iconic behavior. The writing tries hard to be edgy and funny, often succeeding at the first and faceplanting into the second, which circles back around to being hilarious. Buried in the middle of all this is a genuinely annoying mini game mechanic about collecting evidence that feels like someone owed a favor and it was coded out of spite, but you'll forget about it when a parody of a famous speedster villain shows up talking pure nonsense. The humor lands precisely because it doesn't realize how stupid it is, a perfect parody of parodies.

Downloaded this purely because a random Reddit thread said the criminal protagonist's deadpan expressions during lewd acts were "meme worthy," and they weren't wrong. The whole city map is way smaller than you expect. Don't think about the plot too hard, it's basically an excuse to go from point A to point B where point B is always masturbation with superpowered weirdos. What happens in RICO definitely should stay there, preferably in a locked folder.