Look, the rendering on that robot arm joint is busted. Like they just gave up halfway through rigging it and said yeah, whatever, the fans are here for the tight suit anyway. And honestly? That’s the entire vibe of this thing. It’s a D.Va parody that doesn’t even try to hide its seams, and I kind of respect that. She’s got that classic asian face sculpt but the eyes are just dead when she’s not mid-scene. Creepy.

But then the animation kicks in. Forget the overwatch lore for a second because she’s not saving the world, she’s squatting on her mech’s cockpit rim with zero preamble. The sound design is a war crime, just wet slapping noises that loop badly, but the way her hips snap forward? Brutal. The suit is that shiny latex texture that doesn’t peel off, just stretches open at the crotch which is physically impossible but who cares. There’s a moment in scene two where she grabs one of the mech’s smaller utility clamps and... you know, I forgot to mention the static images at the end. They’re just there. One has her toe curling which is a nice touch I guess? Why was I talking about the clamp.

Wish the dev added a faster skip button because the third scene drags on a loop that made me think my browser froze. But then she arches her back and the suit highlights a muscle definition in her stomach that actually looks really good for such an unpolished model. Total contradiction. It’s like finding a crisp apple in a dumpster. You’re still digging through trash but that one bite is perfect. The mech itself is just a silent metal chair with a dildo attachment, no personality. Missed opportunity for a Bastion cameo or something. I’d complain more but I already closed the tab and reopened it, so.