Guy dies, wakes up, and instead of some holy light or boring reincarnation farm, he basically gets told, “Congrats, you’re the horny ghost janitor of this city now.” That’s the whole vibe of Waifus Exorcist. You wander around this weird mix of spooky alleys and cozy anime-style rooms, chasing curses that usually live inside women with insane curves and even worse life choices. One moment you’re talking to a sad widow with tits so big they look like they could trap a spirit on their own, next moment you’re arguing with a smug ghost girl who keeps teasing you and moaning on purpose just to see you lose focus. The game leans hard into this silly “I’m supposed to be a professional exorcist but I keep getting distracted by ass” thing, and honestly it kind of works. You try to be serious, but then there’s a MILF in yoga pants bending over because a demon is stuck “back there” and you’re like, yeah alright, holy ritual time, sure.

Story feels like someone mashed up a horny anime parody with a ghost dating app. You meet all these waifus and half of them are alive, half are dead, and the game doesn’t really care which is which as long as you’re flirting. There’s this one ghost who’s literally more romantic than any of the living girls, she’s shy, floating in your room at night, whispering in your ear while her translucent boobs kinda push through your chest in a super weird but hot way. Then you switch scenes and the tone just drops into comedy, like a cursed influencer who wants you to “exercise” her demon by grabbing her ass while she pretends it’s some sacred ritual. Sex scenes play out like rewards for picking the right dialogue and not being a total idiot, and they go pretty far: thigh jobs with ghost legs phasing in and out, a possessed girl grinding on you while you chant, a stacked MILF who keeps asking if this position is really “part of the purification”. It’s not subtle. At all. And it shouldn’t be.

What I actually liked, weirdly, is how this prototype feels rough in a kind of charming way. Some transitions just cut off, some routes feel like they’re missing a beat, and there’s one scene where a scary buildup suddenly jumps straight into tits in your face with almost no warning. It should feel broken, but it ends up funny. You click through a quiet horror moment, eerie music, cursed corridor, then boom, cartoon ass taking the whole screen, and your serious exorcist just turns into a horny idiot again. Choices sometimes pretend to be deep but you can tell half of them are just different ways to arrive at the same sex CG. I picked the “respectful” option with one ghost, trying to be nice, and she still ended up riding me while talking about unfinished business. The romance is kind of sweet in spots, then undercut by dumb jokes, like a ghost girl blushing about holding hands and two minutes later she’s begging you to keep fucking her so she doesn’t “slip back to the other side.” It’s trashy, it’s horny, it’s all over the place, and that’s kind of the fun of it.

Christmas in this game is that drunk office party you swear you will leave early and then you wake up with glitter in places you didn’t know exist. Mei is supposed to be the “nice wife”, you see it in her eyes at the start, trying to play good girl with the tree lights and the cocoa and all that Hallmark bullshit. Then Jack pulls on this cheap Santa suit that probably smells like last year’s regret, and the whole vibe flips. He turns Christmas into this twisted dare show where she has to earn her presents, piece of clothing by piece of clothing, shame by shame. It feels like a strip club Christmas special if the club was your own living room and the audience was everyone you really, really shouldn’t let see you like that. I’m a burlesque dancer in real life, I literally get paid to tease and flash, and even I caught myself thinking “girl, that is bold” while she’s forced to bend over the couch in that too-tight dress while the window curtains are suspiciously open.

The dares start small, like “wear this slutty Santa lingerie under your normal clothes” while she entertains, and you’re like, ok, classic, Instagram girls do worse. Then it creeps into that nasty good place: unzipped pants in the hallway while guests are just one door away, “accidental” gropes in the kitchen while someone else is pouring wine and pretending they don’t notice, or maybe they do, because the game loves that voyeur edge. There’s this moment where she’s pushed to sit on Santa Jack’s lap in front of other people, and the camera just loves her legs opening too far, the fabric riding up like it has its own dirty agenda. I was literally planning a whole burlesque routine in my head there, with fake snow, red pasties, slow grind on a velvet chair… then the game just jumps straight into “ok, now someone else is watching, and oh, he’s not just watching.” It hits that cheating and NTR angle hard, like your body is a Christmas present passed around, wrapped in lace and guilt. And because it leans into interracial casting, the contrast on screen is not subtle at all, every time someone new joins the scene you can feel the power dynamics switch, like the stockings on her legs are the only thing keeping her from coming apart.

What really threw me was the double Santa setup with Alex. Two Santas fighting over who can corrupt the “good wife” faster feels stupid in theory, like a Pornhub joke, but it works way too well. They start trying to outdo each other with presents that are actually dares: walk around in front of them in nothing but a tiny Santa hat and heels, “accidentally” flash the neighbor, let big hands slide under her dress where anyone passing the window could see. It gets crowded, in that group-sex-around-the-tree way, with her body stuck between red coats and white gloves that don’t stay on. Sometimes I hated how much she’s pushed, like there are moments she looks right on the edge of “this is too far”, and that is exactly why it’s hot and fucked up at the same time. There’s a scene where she’s kneeling between them, lipstick smeared, Christmas lights reflecting in their skin, and it’s so over the top it circles back to perfect. AI CG or whatever is doing the art here, but some of those close-ups of her face, when she’s trying not to show how much she likes being used like a Xmas toy, yeah, that hit me in a very personal “I know that look backstage before the curtain opens” way. The game pretends to be just a silly festive mini-story, and then you realize you’re basically watching a wife get trained into being a present for everyone who dares to touch, while you’re the creep in the corner who can’t look away. Merry fucking Christmas.

Guy starts as pure background NPC of his own life. Broke, bored, nothing but cheap porn on his phone and a father who looks like he’s hiding a whole second life behind that “respectable” face. Then something snaps when you find out what dad really is, and suddenly you’re not just the loser son anymore. You’re holding the keys to a power that lets you push people, bend them, slowly reshape them, like a shitty life coach that actually works, but with way more tits and way less ethics. It sounds dramatic, but the game doesn’t treat it fancy. It just throws you into a messy city where every door might be a normal conversation or a slow slide into mind-fucked obedience and ruined relationships. Half the time you’re just wandering, checking your phone, watching the clock tick while you wait for an event to unlock, and somehow that feels right for a sandbox like this. Boredom mixed with “oh fuck, that scene was worth it” is kinda the whole flavor.

What I liked most is also what annoyed me. The women feel like they live in the same world as the MC, not just floating porn dolls, with routines and moods and those tiny pieces of dialogue that repeat until they drill into your skull. You get the whole spectrum: the worn-out milf with a body that really shouldn’t look that good at her age, the “good girl” who believes in love and then you quietly chip away at that, the married ones who swear they would never cheat and then end up taking your creampie in a cheap room while texting their husband something sweet. And yeah, the incest angle is not even pretending to be subtle. If that tag bothers you, this thing will bother you a lot. The game leans into taboo in a trashy way, like a soap opera that got drunk and put its clothes back on wrong. The netori parts work best when you’re slowly stealing a woman out of an existing relationship, seeing her conflict turn into addiction. That moment when she looks guilty right after you pull out, then you choose “inside” anyway and the text pops up describing her whispering that she can’t stop, that’s the good stuff. It’s fucked up, but it fits the whole corruption theme so well that it almost feels wholesome. Until you remember what you’re doing.

Mechanically, it can feel like you’re playing a weird mix of dating sim, shitty life simulator and light strategy. You grind money to upgrade your place, you push stats, you repeat some events too often, you check a walkthrough on some random forum because that one exhibition scene in the park just won’t trigger and you’re sure you met all conditions except apparently not. I hated how much time I spent just clicking through days waiting for the next step in a harem route to appear, then I got a scene where three big-titted women you corrupted in totally different paths end up in the same room, and suddenly all that dull repetition felt like foreplay the dev secretly forced on me. There’s male domination stuff here that goes from playful to pretty damn rough, and the game doesn’t always stop to ask if you’re a good person. There’s mind control that looks soft at first, just nudging emotions, then you notice a girl’s whole personality is sliding into “yours” and it’s both hot and a bit uncomfortable in that “ok, I need a shower after this” way. I kinda wish the city had more pointless stuff to do that doesn’t lead to sex at all, just to sell the illusion of a real life, but it also fits that almost everything is some kind of step toward another pussy, another ass, another broken promise. It’s messy, horny, inconsistent, sometimes slow as hell, and when a milf you corrupted walks past a girl you’re still pretending to be nice with, and both of them greet you like nothing’s wrong, it suddenly clicks that you’re basically running a quiet little sex empire out of a shitty apartment.

You wake up already dead, dropped into this weird holy island that looks like some Pinterest fantasy board and Pornhub comment section had a baby. Whole place is basically a shrine to one booty-obsessed goddess who is hanging on by a thread and decides you’re her last lottery ticket. No slow build, no cute “will they won’t they” thing. You show up, you’re surrounded by stacked chicks with big asses and big tits, and every single one of them is looking at you like you’re not a person but a walking breeding season. The story pretends it’s about faith and rebirth and all that, but let’s be real, the main quest is “how many times can this guy nut before the goddess runs out of divine gas.” And it kinda owns that. The opening scene hits hard: POV of a dying world, some half-whispered prayer, then bam, soft animated jiggle, girl in a too-tight robe kneeling in front of you asking if your “divine tool” still works. Subtle? No. Effective? Also no. But I still clicked through every line.

Whole island is split into little areas, you wander around, talk shit, tease girls, trigger events. Sometimes you’re in a “serious” talk about fate, then the camera slowly drops and she starts stripping like it’s the most normal thing. The corruption angle sneaks in slowly. At first they’re all shy priestesses and warriors who “just want a child for the clan” and act like they’re doing a holy duty, then you keep visiting, choose the slightly meaner dialogue, grab a tit when the game lets you, and suddenly that same girl is asking you to cum inside because the goddess “likes it when her daughters are full.” You’re juggling a full harem before you even notice, scenes pile up, and your brain starts doing that thing where you open Twitter between orgasms and forget what route you were on. Some of the best moments are the dumb little jokes they drop in the middle of the dirtiest scenes. One milf is riding you, talking about sacred rituals, then out of nowhere she compares your dick to a “blessed warhammer” and it’s so stupid you remember it the whole day. And yeah, there’s a titfuck scene on a balcony where the camera angle is perfect and the timing of the cum shot syncs with the moaning loop just right, but the way her hair clips through her shoulder made me irrationally mad and I kept staring at it instead of her boobs.

The sex variety is wild but also kinda relaxed, like the dev knows the basics and just keeps remixing them. One moment it’s slow teasing, handjob under a table while another girl pretends not to watch, next scene you’re in this group ritual with three of them passing you around, spit and cum swapping like it’s some holy communion. Oral is everywhere, creampies are basically the main currency here, pregnancy is treated as both plot and fetish, girls talking about how they want your “seed” and then actually showing little belly growth later which is lowkey messed up and hot at the same time. Some transformations slip in when the goddess gets involved, you corrupt one of the more innocent girls enough and suddenly her body changes slightly, hips wider, ass bigger, eyes a bit crazier, like the island itself is tuning her just for you. Sometimes the pacing drags, you get a long lore dump when all you want is to fuck the next milf in line, but then it throws a quick animated scene at you where she’s riding you in POV, tits bouncing in rhythm and your brain forgets you were annoyed. I kinda hate the way the main guy talks, by the way, sometimes he’s this respectful chosen one, other times he goes full dom and calls them breeding stock, and it doesn’t always match the choices you picked. Still, when one of the island queens gets on her knees, opens her mouth, and the game lets you decide where to blow your load, all that writing stuff just disappears from your mind. Whole thing feels like a horny fever dream that somehow remembers to be funny once in a while.

Holiday dinner goes to absolute horny hell in this one, in the best and messiest way. You’ve got a house full of people who should really be arguing about politics or who burned the turkey, and instead everyone’s starving, stressed, half-drunk, and way too comfortable with each other’s bodies. Food shortage hits, surprise guest walks in, and somehow that ends with a whole family using whoever’s closest as a stress toy. It starts off kind of cute, like teasing over the table, legs brushing, “accidental” gropes under the clothes… then it jumps straight into “I’m pinned against the kitchen counter getting my throat used while someone else is kneading my tits from behind and pretending it’s a massage.” That kind of energy. The corruption vibe is strong, but it’s more like everyone already had the thought and just needed an excuse. No slow burn, more like someone bumped the gas on max and walked away.

What I liked is how dirty it feels without trying to be fake edgy. The big tits and big asses here aren’t just decorations, they’re basically weapons. People grab, squeeze, fuck between them, lick them, use them to control each other. There’s this one scene where a milf character, clearly “too old to be this hot” type, just casually drops to her knees and starts sucking him off while she’s still talking about family stuff, like she didn’t just unbuckle his pants with one hand under the table. Then her daughter walks in, doesn’t freak out, just closes the door with her heel and joins in, and suddenly his cock is bouncing between two mouths like it’s the most normal holiday tradition. Oral is everywhere here. Soft, sloppy, gagging, spit dripping down to the balls, mixed with that “you’re not allowed to cum yet” female-dom irritation that feels both sweet and mean. At some point I blinked and group sex just became the default setting. Couch? Group. Bedroom? Group. Bathroom, quick anal before dessert? Of course. They treat holes like they’re on a chore list that needs checking off: pussy, ass, throat, tits, repeat. You get vaginal, anal, titfucks, creampies stacked on creampies, and some really filthy multiple penetration where a girl is stuffed to the point you can almost feel the stretch through the screen. There’s also some nice lesbian bits sprinkled in, not just “for the male gaze” but actually horny and playful, like one girl slowly licking another clean after a creampie, then teasing her about how she tastes like “family.” It’s fucked up, it’s hot, it’s wrong, it’s festive.

This one hits that weird spot where you’re trying to jerk off and suddenly you start thinking about moral theory, which is honestly kind of annoying, but also why I kept reading all the scenes instead of just skipping to the next blowjob. The setup is simple on surface: guy disappears as a kid, comes back as a grown man with a new body, new face, this quiet chick Saeko glued to his side, and a house full of women who are basically strangers and family at the same time. Game doesn’t scream “philosophy” anywhere, but the way it mixes incest vibes, romance, and guilt is actually more thoughtful than half the “deep” VN I see people flexing on Reddit. There is a real sense of: you want to fuck them, they want to fuck you, but is this love, trauma, or just everyone self-medicating with cock?

The sex angle lives mostly in that tension. You have the classic big ass, big tits combo, pretty shameless camera focus, but it doesn’t feel like hentai wallpaper. When you grope someone here, it’s almost always sitting on top of some prior conversation that went sideways. There’s a scene where the protagonist watches one of the older women, clearly meant to be a mom-type, sleeping on the couch. She’s exhausted, shirt half-open, and the game lets you just stare for a second too long. Then the option to touch her comes up. It’s sleep sex, full on: you can slide your hand under her top, feel the weight of those tits, push it way too far, and she barely wakes up, just shifts and mumbles. On one level it’s fucking hot, because the way it’s written leans hard into slow teasing, nipple under fingernail, that sort of thing. On another level, if you ever opened a basic ethics textbook, your brain yells “dude, consent?” and the game just… doesn’t resolve that for you. It lets you be the kind of asshole who tells himself “she didn’t say no” while touching someone who clearly can’t say anything. And still wants you to cum. That hypocrisy is baked into the fantasy and it knows it.

I like how it treats masturbation too. It’s not just a throwaway animation. You get moments where the MC jerks off after getting teased by some MILF in the kitchen, and he’s not just thinking “wow her ass is big”, he’s rehearsing excuses, building this inner narrative like “she must be doing it on purpose, she wants it”, because it makes it easier to justify what he plans to do later. You’re not only fucking bodies here, you’re watching how desire twists memory and obligation. Even the oral scenes get weirdly heavy if you think too long. There’s one where a woman, again in that maybe-related zone, goes down on him after a fight. On surface it’s just a nice sloppy blowjob, lips shining, tongue doing that slow circle at the tip, very solid stuff for people who like clear focus on the act. But she also uses it as apology instead of talking. That is ethically rotten, but also very real. People trade sex for peace all the time, especially in messy families. The VN just presents it like “here’s your choice: accept or back off”, and of course most players will accept, because you’re here for porn, not Kant. The interesting part is how it keeps blurring romance with manipulation. Characters say “I love you” right after they cross a line, and the game isn’t preaching, it just shows that pattern over and over until you either cum and close it or sit there thinking “fuck, I’m complicit in this little broken universe.” Which is maybe the most honest thing porn can do.

Nude photoshoot sounds simple, right? Lights, camera, some shy model pretending she’s not cold. This thing takes that idea and twists it until it feels almost too close, like you accidentally opened the wrong folder and kept watching anyway. You’re not the mighty porn director with cigar and sunglasses. You kinda stumble into the role, and suddenly there’s this older woman in front of you, curves for days, tits that don’t even try to hide under the thin robe, and everyone expects you to stay “professional”. Sure. Professional. While you’re trying not to stare at the way her ass fills the stool when she sits and crosses her legs too slow on purpose.

The game sells itself at first like some classy art project. Soft talking about lighting, posture, angles. You click through a few calm lines, adjust maybe a lamp here, a pose there, and it feels tame. Nearly boring. Then you notice something: the way the text lingers when she leans in too close, when your hand has to touch her hip “just to help her balance”, when your instructions become a little more intimate than “raise your chin”. It sneaks up. One dialogue branch, she acts like a sweet pro, all trust and almost innocent smiles. Choose a slightly more daring angle and suddenly she’s teasing you about where you’re looking, about how long your hand stays on her lower back. The shift from polite to hungry happens in small steps, like unhooking a bra one clasp at a time. You blink and she’s topless, pretending it’s all in the name of art, but her nipples are hard and it’s not because of the studio temperature.

There’s this weird puzzle layer threaded into everything, and I kinda loved it and hated it at same time. Not “move the blocks” puzzle. More like sexual chess with bad lighting. You’re picking poses, angles, camera positions, trying to match what the client wants and what she secretly wants and what you want to get away with. Get too greedy too fast and she shuts it down, acting offended, pulling the robe tight and reminding you who’s paying. Take it slow, push her with little nudges, encourage her to show just a bit more ass, a bit more underboob, and she starts playing along, testing how far this “artistic trust” can stretch. One moment she’s a professional milf model talking about past gigs; next moment she’s bending over the chair in a pose that has nothing to do with realism and everything to do with giving you a perfect view between her thighs. And even then, the game keeps asking: do you touch? Do you hold back? Do you grope her under the excuse of helping her “relax those muscles”, fingers sinking into that soft flesh, or do you pretend your cock isn’t straining and just keep clicking?

What hit me hardest was how much the teasing never really stops. When she strips, it’s not instant strip-club nonsense. She loosens the knot on her robe and lets it slide just enough to show sideboob, then pretends she doesn’t notice your silence. She pulls the fabric down her shoulders, and it catches on one nipple, like the game is trolling you on purpose. She looks over her shoulder, asking if it’s “too much for the photos” while clearly loving your hesitation. There are scenes where you’re adjusting her hair or helping with some prop and her tits are basically in your face, and the game forces you into that deliciously awkward middle point: this is technically your job, but also you really, really want to press your mouth to that soft skin. My favorite moment was so dumb: she’s posing in this tight turn, ass pushed back, and the text quietly notes how her panties ride low, just a hint of crack and the curve of her cheeks. It felt more erotic than full frontal, because you know you can ask her to remove them, but you risk losing that sweet tension that’s been building like a storm.

And no, it’s not all smooth. Sometimes the pacing hits like a weird buffet, where you get dessert in the middle and then soup after. A long, serious talk about trust, about boundaries, about her past bad experiences, and then two clicks later you’re practically cupping her tits to “check if the pose looks natural”. It almost feels wrong, and that’s exactly why it works. The game keeps you bouncing between feeling like a decent guy and a horny asshole, and sometimes you are both in the same choice. I caught myself second-guessing every option: is this where I push her to try full nude, or is this where I just keep the camera up and enjoy watching her tease me with half-poses? Not gonna spoil the little secrets tucked in there, the alternative shots, the hidden reactions when you focus on her face instead of her body, or the way she reacts if you’re too fixated on her ass. Let’s just say it rewards curiosity in ways that feel filthy and oddly intimate at the same time. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

This thing starts with you waking up in some new body like "surprise, bitch, you’re the chosen one now" and honestly I laughed, then two minutes later I was staring at a thick elf milf with ears sharp enough to cut glass and boobs that bounce like they got their own physics dev. The whole “keep balance between humans, elves and other horny weirdos” is just excuse for you to walk around, use your new powers and somehow end every serious talk with someone on their knees or riding you. Not complaining. Just saying the divine being who sent you here clearly watches too much porn. You get this mix of fake holy mission and very real "hey, touch me here" and it kinda works. One scene you try to solve political drama, next scene an elf slave girl is doing slow oral while looking up with those big ahegao eyes like she’s about to pass out from cock-worship. My English dies every time she moans, but whatever, brain not needed.

The 3dcg models? Thick, shiny, a bit plastic in some angles like Instagram filter gone horny, but the animations carry it hard. When the milf pushes your dick between her tits and starts a messy titfuck, you actually see the weight of them, they slide, squish, nipples brushing your shaft, her mouth spitting on top so it glides better. It’s not “art”, it’s just straight up lewd in-your-face stuff. The camera loves to push right into the action, especially during vaginal sex. There’s one moment where an elf slave, all collared and shaking, climbs into your lap, lines you up and just sinks down very slow, eyes rolling back, tongue out, full ahegao, and the pussy stretch is shown in way that had me pause, sit back and say “ok, someone in dev team is horny as hell”. Then ten minutes later I was annoyed because a dialog choice bugged, but by the time the next scene hit with a blowjob in some fake holy temple I forgot I was mad. Brain reset by head.

You also get this fun thing with superpowers, but not like fireballs, more “hey, let me twist your emotions and make you kneel and beg for my cum” kind of vibe. Feels half morally fucked, half amazing. I used one power on a proud elf warrior and watched her go from “I will never submit” to drooling on my cock, cheeks bulging during deep oral, mascara running, then collapsing into your arms mumbling about being your slave now. Little godlike domination fantasy. But then sometimes the game suddenly pretends it’s serious, talks about balance and peace, while the same scene has your hand buried between some milf’s legs, fingers working her clit and she’s grinding the chair like an animal. It’s all very “yes, world is in danger, anyway bend over”. Story is fine, characters are horny, and the masturbation material is definitely not subtle. One quick warning though: you open this thing “just for a look”, next thing you know you’re edging to an animated elf titfuck and whispering at your screen like a degenerate. You’ve been warned.

Incels losing their shit at the world and deciding to take it out on every hot woman in reach is already a bit too close to real life, but here it’s like someone turned that feeling into a porn comic and then forgot to be polite. The whole thing has this ugly, bitter male energy, and in a weird way that’s exactly why it works. From the first scene you can feel that “I got nothing to lose, so I’ll ruin you” vibe in how they talk to the women. No soft talk, no romance, just straight up humiliation and control. As a lingerie designer, I was literally pausing scenes to zoom in on how the MILF’s bra sits when they grab her by the strap, or how the panties stretch when he forces her to bend over. The outfits are not stylish at all most of the time, just tight tops, cheap skirts, boring underwear, but that actually matches the trashy energy. One mom character has this slightly dated push-up bra with lace that doesn’t even match her panties and I swear that tiny detail made the whole blackmail scene hotter, because she feels like a real woman caught in a fucked-up situation, not a porn goddess with perfect styling. Then he makes her kneel on the dirty floor, pushes her head down, and you can see the bra cup cutting a little into her skin while she’s choking on his cock. Absolutely not elegant. Absolutely working.

The game is basically one long chain of “how far can he push her before she breaks” moments. Public stuff hits pretty hard: he corners a woman somewhere she thought was safe, waves whatever dirt he has on her, and suddenly she’s pressed against a window with people maybe seeing her, fighting not to moan while he fingers her ass. You get those animated loops where her face goes from angry to shocked to full ahegao, tongue out, drool, mascara running, and her boobs pressed against the glass. Her skirt riding up and him not even bothering to take off her panties, just pulling them to the side and shoving into her, is so specific I had to pause and think how I’d recreate that in a bodysuit for a runway show. There’s a scene with a MILF in a tight pencil skirt, blouse half open, bra a size too small, where he makes her strip slowly while insulting her age. He keeps calling her a slut, a whore, mocking her for being wet even when she begs him not to record. Then anal, obviously, and he keeps her in that position way too long while talking about how no one will believe her, and she ends up with this crazy ahegao face, makeup ruined, ass spread, tits bouncing, moaning his name like she actually likes it. I hated it and still replayed that scene three times. That’s kinda the whole experience: trashy, mean, degrading, strangely hot, sometimes clumsy, with just enough detail in the clothes and body language to make it feel uncomfortably real.