You ever play one of those games where the renders look like someone discovered Daz3D last Tuesday and just went absolutely feral with the sliders? That's this. The proportions are insane, like a parody of a parody. Asses so big they'd have their own gravitational pull, tits that look like overfilled water balloons. It's not good, technically speaking, but it loops back around to being hypnotic. The whole thing has this scuzzy, unrendered feel, like you're peeking at something you shouldn't be.

The setup is bare bones. You're back home, and your mom is there, looking like she's been hitting the gym in all the wrong ways. There's a sister too, I think? The game is supposedly a fan remake of Duality, but honestly, the only duality here is between a scene loading and my will to live. The dialogue is pure porno logic. One minute you're having a normal conversation, the next your hand is phasing through her shirt in a groping minigame that feels like trying to pat your head and rub your belly at the same time. The collision detection is a myth. You just sort of paw at the air near a massive polygon breast and a moan sound plays from what I swear is a royalty free library from 2004.

The romance tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting. There's no courting here. It's a straight line from "hello son" to a scene that made me wonder if the dev had ever seen a human spine bend that way. The male protagonist is a silent, faceless pair of hands, which is standard, but these hands have a weird, clammy texture that I couldn't stop staring at. I got stuck on a loop where a skirt clipping error created a new, terrifying form of fabric origami. I don't even remember what the actual sex scenes were like. I was too busy watching a ponytail spaz out like it was trying to escape the model's head. It's a mess. A horny, broken, weirdly compelling mess.

The loading screen is a fucking pineapple. A spinning, 3D pineapple. I stared at it for maybe twenty seconds, this glossy fruit rotating against a sky that’s too blue, and I thought, yep, this is the energy. The whole game has this aggressively cheap sheen, like a resort brochure printed on sandpaper. John’s face doesn’t move right when he’s supposed to be worried, and Mia’s swimsuit looks painted on by someone who learned anatomy from a melted candle. I’m not complaining. It’s perfect.

So you’re on this island with your girlfriend and two other couples, and the vibe is a hostage situation sponsored by Banana Boat. There’s Hayley, your childhood friend, who keeps finding reasons to bend over near you while her boyfriend Steven, who used to bang Mia, sulks by the bar. The dialogue is unreal. John will say something like “I love Mia” and then in the next scene he’s getting a slow, very animated blowjob from Hayley behind a palm tree while the game’s single looping steel drum track tinkles on obliviously. The cheating isn’t a possibility, it’s a scheduled event. The “teasing” tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting, mostly consisting of MILF characters appearing from nowhere with dialogue like “Oh, I didn’t see you there, studying my chest.”

I got stuck for ten minutes trying to click on a coconut. Not a puzzle, just a coconut on the ground that my dumb brain was convinced was a collectible. It wasn’t. It was just a low-poly coconut, mocking me while Jake, the designated “fiend,” narrated his plans to ruin everything. The animations during the sex scenes have this jerky, wind-up toy quality that I find weirdly more engaging than the smooth, dead-eyed perfection of bigger games. There’s a scene with Emily, who supposedly hated you, where her expression shifts from disgust to something else with all the subtlety of a light switch being flipped by a hammer. It’s the kind of jank you can’t fake. I should probably feel bad for Mia, but honestly I was too busy watching another spinning pineapple on a loading screen, wondering if the next scene would finally let me click on something that mattered.

Luxury hotel in LA, rich assholes everywhere, and you walk in not to relax but to figure out why your sister just vanished and nobody wants to talk about it. That’s the whole mood of Come Right Inn: every room looks expensive, every guest looks like they’re hiding something, and almost every woman you meet has that “I’m trouble” face. You’re the guy asking questions, but half the time your hands are on someone’s tits instead of your notebook. One minute you’re checking security logs, next minute a smoking hot MILF receptionist “frisks” you for hidden weapons and ends up grinding her big ass on your crotch in the staff corridor. It’s messy, horny, and honestly kinda fun in that “I should not be enjoying this while there is a missing person” way.

The game pretends to be about investigation, and it is, kinda. You go room to room, poke around the hotel, pick dialog options, try to see who is lying about your sister, who is just horny, and who is both. The dating sim part sneaks in slowly. You flirt with a stacked housekeeper while she’s changing sheets, your hand “accidentally” brushing her ass, and the game actually lets you keep pushing that groping angle instead of cutting away. She slaps your hand once, then later she’s the one guiding your fingers under her skirt in the laundry room, whispering that staff cameras “sometimes mysteriously lose footage.” That’s how it mixes clues with sex, like you’re getting info as a reward for being a shameless perv. I liked that. And at the same time it kinda annoyed me because sometimes you just want a straight answer about what happened and instead you’re stuck in a titfuck scene on the balcony, staring at her big tits bouncing in a looped animation while your brain goes “ok but what about the missing girl?” The scenes are hot though, especially the oral ones. There’s this older guest with insane curves who pulls you into her suite “for room service” and ends up kneeling in front of you, messy spit all over your cock, looking up and asking you questions about your sister like it’s totally normal to interrogate someone with a mouth full of dick. The animation sells it, simple but dirty in the right way, small details like her lips wrapping tighter when you try to pull back.

What I like most is how the hotel itself feels like a horny character. Every hallway feels like something just happened there. You’re walking past a door you broke into earlier to snoop, remembering how you almost got caught with your hand under a guest’s dress, fingers sliding inside her while she tried to keep a straight face over small talk. Then later she messages you on Telegram in-game, teasing you to come back after midnight, but if you go too often she starts holding back clues during conversations, all playful and annoying at the same time. There’s teasing everywhere: the bartender leaning forward so her tits are almost popping out, offering “private tastings,” the manager brushing your crotch with her thigh while pretending to check your keycard, even a random elevator ride where you get a quick, risky handjob behind a big dude who has no idea what’s happening behind his back. Some parts feel slow, like the investigation stalls because the game just wants you to fuck again, and the romance angle pops out of nowhere with a MILF telling you she “cares about your feelings” right after you cum inside her on the office desk. But somehow that chaos fits the vibe. It’s a 5‑star hotel full of lies, missing girls, and giant tits in your face while you’re trying to connect clues in your head. If you’re the kind of degenerate who pauses during vaginal sex scenes to re-read the previous dialog for hints, you’ll know exactly what I mean. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

God, the voice acting caught me off guard. In a game about getting pegged into another dimension by futa monster moms, you don't expect genuinely hot moaning. The blonde one with the librarian glasses, she has this way of dragging out the word "pet" that made my stomach do a flip. Which is weird because usually degradation stuff feels cringey, like someone read a bad hentai script. Here it works, sort of. I kept clicking just to hear her call me worthless again, and I'm not even sure if that's a compliment to the game or a cry for help.

The JOI toggle is the real star though. You think it's a gimmick, then the tall demon lady with the abs starts giving step by step instructions in this bored voice and suddenly you're following along. Customizable tempo? Yeah, nobody asked for that, but now I can't imagine playing without it. There was a moment where I messed up the rhythm and honestly felt embarrassed, like she'd know. The game has barely any story right now, something about a university, a portal, whatever. Doesn't matter. You're there to get owned.

But also, the gallery system is broken in a way nobody will fix. After you play through once, the scene skipper gets confused and jumps to wrong segments, so you're watching a heartfelt anal training montage and suddenly it's a different character's footjob scene. Weirdly charming? Maybe for ten minutes. The soundtrack tries too hard to be epic fantasy when all you want is to hear the voice lines. Wish there was more variety in the monster designs, that one spider girl looks rushed compared to the milf orc who clearly got all the artist's attention. For an early build, it's a mess that I'll probably come back to. Send tweet. Or don't.

You know what's funny about Cursed Hearts? The title makes it sound like some gothic romance thing, maybe vampires moping around in castles. Nope. It's a breeding simulator with elves and goblins and catgirls, and the "curse" is basically just that you need to fill them up until something breaks. I respect the honesty.

The art is that particular flavor of 3DCG where everyone looks like they've been polished with the same glossy filter, skin too smooth, breasts defying several laws of physics. Which is exactly what I signed up for, let's be real. The elf milf character has this expression permanently stuck between "mildly inconvenienced" and "about to sneeze" and I couldn't stop noticing it. Still tapped that obviously. The sandbox structure means you just wander around clicking on monster girls until things escalate, and the pregnancy mechanic is basically the entire progression system. Knock someone up, move to the next. It's like a very horny checklist.

There's this one goblin girl with an ass that the camera absolutely refuses to stop focusing on, and honestly the footjob scene came out of nowhere. I wasn't prepared. Nobody warns you about the foot stuff. The animations are stiff in that way where limbs move but nothing else does, like mannequins being posed by an invisible hand, but the creampie visuals are... thorough. They committed to that part. I wish the RPG elements actually mattered beyond giving you an excuse to grind, but they won't change that. The groping interactions feel like you're just poking a statue until a meter fills up, which is less sexy than it sounds. Or maybe exactly as sexy as it sounds, depending on your standards. I don't know anymore. The nekomata has two dialogue lines that repeat and one of them is just a purring sound effect written out phonetically. "Prrrrrr." Riveting stuff. Still bred her though. What does that say about me.

So I'm tracking the corruption percentage on this one milf character, right? Got my spreadsheet open, tracking every dialogue choice, every ahegao trigger. The paranormal horror elements are basically a delivery system for unlocking harem scenes. That's not a complaint. It's just... the math of it.

The opening scene is a mess. Kaiser, our male protagonist, is introduced with this big mystery about his missing father, but the camera is already doing that slow pan over the household's female residents. You know the one. The animated jiggle physics are dialed up to eleven before you even learn the guy's name. It sets expectations perfectly. You're not here for subtlety. The big tits are a promise the game immediately delivers on. But then it tries to be genuinely creepy with these flickering hallway sequences and I almost respected the tonal whiplash. Almost. The romance routes are locked behind solving these mystery fragments, which means you're grinding through spooky text logs to get to the milf corruption scenes. My route completion spreadsheet is a nightmare of conditional formatting.

There's this one scene with the eldest woman in the house. You have to fail a specific paranormal investigation check three times. Failing on purpose. The animation that plays after, the ahegao face she makes, it's so over the top it loops back around to being kind of perfect. The male protagonist's "deeply personal secrets" are just... never really a problem? He's a natural playboy, the text says, but his corruption of the household feels less like breaking chains and more like a Tuesday. The horror mystery is genuinely trying, with some decent sound design in the animated cutscenes, but then a character will say something absurdly seductive while a ghost is literally phasing through a wall. The tonal balance is a car crash. I've replayed the harem ending route four times now. The unlockable requirements are stupidly specific and the game never explains the hidden affection decay mechanic. Why is there a hidden affection decay mechanic in a horror game? My notes for the romance flag triggers have three separate contradictions and I've stopped caring about fixing them. The mystery of the missing father remains unsolved in my main save. I just keep reloading the corruption checkpoint for the paranormal investigator character. Her route has the most ridiculous ahegao expression in the whole game and I need to document the exact frame count for my data set.

The spanking sound effect caught me off guard, not gonna lie. It's this wet slap that's way too loud in the mix compared to everything else, and it happens during a scene with the head nurse, this stacked milf type who's got you cornered in the supply closet. You're this loser tech guy who somehow lands a job fixing computers at a hospital, and the whole setup is so flimsy it's almost charming. Like, you break a machine and suddenly you're employed? Sure, whatever. The 3dcg models have that plastic sheen where the skin looks like it's been polished with furniture wax, but the big tits and big asses are rendered with this obsessive attention that I can't really fault. The nurse character's panty shots are basically a gameplay mechanic at this point.

The voyeurism stuff is where it gets weirdly specific. There's a scene where you're supposed to be fixing a monitor in the staff lounge but you can angle the camera through a doorway and watch two nurses going at it, and the game doesn't even acknowledge you're being a creep, it just lets you sit there cycling through camera angles like you're directing your own little pervy documentary. The male protagonist never speaks during these bits, just heavy breathing on the audio track that loops awkwardly. The lesbian content feels tacked on, like someone remembered they needed to check a box, but the big dildos involved are modeled with more care than the actual faces of the characters. Priorities, I guess.

The oral sex scenes have this rhythm problem where the animation loops are too short and you start noticing the same tongue motion repeating every three seconds. Handjob sequences fare better because they're simpler, less to go wrong. The exhibitionism tag comes into play during a scene where you end up naked in a hallway, and the whole thing plays out with this deadpan seriousness that made me laugh out loud. The writing can't decide if it wants to be a drama about a down on his luck guy or just an excuse to string together big cock encounters with milfs who have no business being that forward. The multiple endings thing is there but honestly after the third time the head nurse bent over a gurney I stopped caring about narrative consequences. The soundtrack is this generic smooth jazz that loops until you want to mute it, which I did.

So I'm at my desk, supposed to be filing Q3 reports, but instead I'm three scenes deep into this thing and my boss is two cubicles over talking about synergy. The game opens with this phone call, right? And the protagonist, some 21 year old dude, goes back to his hometown or wherever. The setup is whatever. But then his neighbor shows up. Carla. And holy shit.

The animation on her. It's that 3DCG style where the skin has this slight sheen, not quite realistic but enough to make you lean in. She's got these hips that the camera just lingers on when she walks away. There's this one moment, early on, she's complaining about her husband ignoring her, and she bends over to pick up something she dropped. The way her ass fills the screen, the fabric of her dress stretching. I just sat there. Didn't click. Just watched the idle animation loop like an idiot. The sound design is minimal, mostly just wet noises and these breathy little gasps that come through my headphones way too clearly. Had to turn around and check nobody was behind me.

The handjob scene with her is where I lost track of time. You can control the speed with the mouse, and there's this look she gives the protagonist, this half lidded teasing smirk. The voice acting, if you can call it that, is mostly just moans and whispered "yes" and "right there" but it works. It really works. The way her tits bounce with each stroke, the animation isn't perfectly synced but somehow that makes it hotter? Like it's messy on purpose. You can almost feel the friction.

Forgot to mention you can set the relationships yourself. I made her the protagonist's aunt. Don't know why. Made the whole thing feel more wrong in the best way. There's other women too, all with their own failed marriages and dead bedrooms, but honestly I haven't gotten past Carla yet. The game just sits there in my browser, waiting. My report is due in twenty minutes. The mouse is still sticky from lunch.

So there's this time travel thing, right, whole world gets hit at once, and you're just some broke college kid about to flunk out. That's the setup. But the game doesn't really care about the sci-fi part. It's a dating sim wearing a cyberpunk jacket. You know the type. And honestly? The jacket's got some nice stitching.

The first thing that got me was the dialogue. Actually no, first thing was the tits. There's a milf character, I forget her name, but the way the camera lingers when she leans over a desk. That's not accidental. The animated CGs do a lot of heavy lifting. Titfuck scene with her had me pausing to check if my browser was lagging. It wasn't. It's just that smooth.

Then there's this whole school setting subplot with a lesbian couple you can sort of... orbit around. You don't get to join them, which is bullshit, but the teasing is relentless. One of them catches you staring and just smirks. Doesn't say anything. That's the kind of small detail I wish more games did. The groping scenes feel less like a minigame and more like a rhythm you have to learn. Fail and she laughs. Succeed and she pretends she didn't want it. Classic.

The interracial tag shows up late, with a character who's also tied to the incest plotline somehow? I think? The story gets fuzzy around the middle. You're trying to fix your rent situation but then suddenly there's a threesome in a lab. I don't know. I stopped caring about the plot around the time the sex toys came out. The handjob animation is weirdly tender for a game that also has group sex with aliens or something.

I keep thinking about the fantasy tag. There's a dream sequence with a big ass and a creampie that felt like it belonged in a different game entirely. But I didn't hate it. Maybe that's the point. The whole thing is a mess of genres and kinks, and it works because it never apologizes. The male protagonist is a blank slate, but the women carry every scene. Especially the one with the school uniform and the slow unbuttoning. You'll know it when you see it.

Wish there was more romance. The game says romance but it's mostly just fucking. Which is fine. But I wanted one quiet moment that wasn't leading to a blowjob. There isn't one. Not really. And maybe that's okay.