This thing feels like someone spliced together horny fanfic, Minecraft memes and cheap hentai logic, then just tossed you in and said “yeah, figure it out while you’re hard.” You’re basically Steve, pixel block boy with permanent blue balls, wandering around a cubic world where almost everything wants to fuck you, milk you, eat you, or all three at once. One second you’re punching trees, next second a stacked creeper-girl with huge green tits is pinning you to a wall and making you “pay” for entering her biome with a messy blowjob that doesn’t even pretend to be realistic. It’s crude, it’s kind of stupid, and it knows exactly what it is.

The funny part is how the normal survival stuff keeps getting hijacked by porn logic. You open your inventory, planning to craft tools, then notice one random item is literally “bottle for milk.” You ignore it, go mining, get jumped by this pale spider girl with a body like cosplayer on OnlyFans, and suddenly she’s riding you and filling that same damn bottle with her milk while you can’t even move. Later you finally craft a bed, thinking “okay, sleep, progress,” but the bed has “events,” and the event is a milf villager with ridiculous boobs climbing on top and starting slow cowgirl while your HP bar almost disappears. There’s this weird rhythm where you try to play it serious, like a normal block game, then some horny monster girl drags you into a lesbian scene you’re not even controlling anymore, just clicking lazily on your phone screen like “yeah yeah, suck her nipples, skip, no don’t skip, wait, go back.” On Android it feels even dirtier, by the way, just sitting in a bus with brightness low, pretending you’re reading Telegram while a futa slime girl is facefucking Steve and dripping all over him. That scene with the slime futa using her sticky cum like glue to pin your character to a crafting table honestly stayed in my head way longer than it should. The animations are rough, but the physics on all the jiggle and fluids are just good enough so you keep watching, even while thinking “this is so cheap.” And then you tap again. And again.

What I like the most, weirdly, is how the game never pretends to have any morals. You fuck monster girls, they milk you, sometimes you milk them, some are actual milfs with soft voices, some look half-demonic, some have cocks bigger than Steve’s whole body and they use him like a toy. You walk into a dark cave expecting a jump scare, you get a tall futa ender-type girl grabbing your blocky head with both hands and forcing a deepthroat while your stamina bar drains. Sometimes there’s a quick-time thing, sometimes it’s just “sit there and watch Steve swallow.” The lesbian stuff kind of sneaks up on you too: early on there’s a scene where two busty villagers start making out and rubbing each other, and if you craft the right item you can join, if you don’t, they just keep going without you and you’re stuck watching like some horny spectator. I wish the crafting system actually mattered more, not just “build item, unlock sex scene,” but also I know they’re not changing it and I’ll still click the recipe anyway. There’s this dumb little detail where certain girls lactate more if it’s night and you’ve taken damage recently, and I spent way too long testing that like a degenerate scientist, running around half naked, getting slapped by mobs just to see if the milf cow-girl would gush more when she sat on my face. It made no sense, I loved it, then I hated it, then I opened it again on Chrome in incognito without thinking. And yeah, half the dialogue feels like it came from Pornhub comments written by teenagers, but then one line lands perfectly, like the witch girl whispering “you only survive here because we want your cock busy,” right before she jerks you off with one hand and forces another monster girl to lick the cum off. I actually had to pause there. Just to, you know. Reflect.

Grand Butt-Sex Hotel feels like checking into a very weird, very horny resort where the only real dress code is “bring a prostate and leave your dignity at the front desk.” You play this kinda clueless guy who shows up thinking he’s just getting a job, and then after like two dialog choices you realize, nope, you’re basically room service and living sex toy for a bunch of rich futa guests with huge tits, bigger cocks, and way too much free time. The hotel itself is just a backdrop, but it works: every floor feels like it’s hiding some insane kink behind the door, and the game leans into that. One minute you’re politely asking about luggage, next minute your face is in someone’s lap, balls on your tongue, and she’s laughing at how red you get when she calls you “pet” like it’s your legal name.

The whole thing runs like a dating sim mixed with humiliation porn. You pick dialog options, you flirt, you bend over, you get bent over. The game really likes role reversal: you’re the “male protagonist,” but honestly you’re more like the hotel’s shared toy. The futa guests are absolutely in charge. There’s this one scene where a tall, muscular futa with dark skin drags you into her suite, sits on the bed with that lazy queen energy, and just pats her thigh. No words. You kneel, she slides a thick anal toy between your cheeks, and tells you she wants to see how much you’ll take before you beg her to actually fuck you. That whole scene is animated so you really see the toy going in, your body shaking, her cock twitching while she watches. She doesn’t even bother to jerk off, she just uses you like live porn. It’s really hot, but also kind of messed up, and the game knows that and laughs right in your face about it.

Some of the best parts are how stupidly funny the writing is when it wants to be. There’s this smooth-talking “trap” bellboy who keeps popping up, making jokes about “employee benefits” while very obviously staring at your ass. At one point he hands you a tray with lube, condoms, a dildo and says “standard in-room amenities” like it’s a hotel shampoo. I laughed, then five clicks later that same dildo is in your mouth while a futa pushes your head down and calls it “practice.” The humor hits often because it never goes full stand-up routine, it just feels like horny people making fun of you while they wreck your hole. Sometimes the jokes are cringe, yeah, and a couple lines land flat, but the game just keeps going so fast you don’t sit and think about it too long.

The animations focus a lot on asses, obviously. Big asses, wiggling, bouncing in your face, sitting on you, sitting on your chest, sitting on your cock, sitting on your tongue. There’s this oral scene where the camera is basically your POV, and her balls are slapping your chin while she grabs your hair and asks if “her little toy likes interracial cock.” It’s rough but playful at the same time. Another bit that stuck in my head is this quieter room with a rich, classy futa sipping wine, making you crawl on all fours on the carpet while she just rests her feet on your back. Nothing crazy happens for like several dialog boxes, she just talks about business meetings and how “pets are cheaper than boyfriends,” then finally tells you to pull her panties down and service her with your mouth only. It feels like the game enjoying the power play, not rushing straight to cumshot, even though the cumshots are there and very in-your-face when they happen.

What annoyed me a little is the constant teasing about “more guests coming soon” and stuff like that. You get a taste of a type, like a strict domme futa with glasses and a riding crop, then the route cuts off right when she’s about to really go nuts on you with toys in both holes, and the game is like “see you in a future visit.” I know that’s the style, but it still pisses me off every time. Also there’s one super tiny UI thing where the back button is just slightly off from where my thumb expects on mobile, and I kept misclicking and skipping lines. I won’t get over that, ever. But the soundtrack actually surprised me: each main guest has her own theme, so you start to mentally link the music to how hard your ass is about to get pounded. The playful jazzy track? Expect teasing and blowjob jokes. Throbbing bass and darker synths? You’re getting your ass stretched, probably with toys first, then raw. It glued the whole “hotel full of different personalities” idea together in a way I didn’t expect.

Sometimes the game pretends it’s about “romance” or “dating,” but really it’s about you getting owned. It still has that soft side though. Like, after one pretty brutal anal session with a futa who made you lick her own cum off your cheek, she actually pats your head, calls you “good boy” and lets you cuddle her big ass while she smokes and relaxes. No joke, that little aftercare cuddle made me more attached to her than all the dirty talk. Then in the next route they just throw you into another room where a different guest makes you lube up a toy with your mouth and push it inside yourself while she times you on her phone like it’s a speedrun. The game never fully decides if it wants to be romantic, cruel, or just clowning around with your dignity, and somehow that messiness fits the whole “Grand Butt-Sex Hotel” vibe perfectly.

This one feels like somebody took all the dirty jokes people make about Disney princesses in Discord, poured it over Agrabah, then forgot to be polite about it. You open it and it looks like a normal trainer style mobile thing at first: male MC strolling into “my version of Agrabah”, pretending to be all serious and important, then the writing drops the mask and goes straight into teasing Jasmine like a total pervy clown. It is very much that “I should not be fapping to this but I am already halfway there” kind of energy. I play tons of porn games on phone, and this is one of those that is actually made for fingers, you can feel it in how fast the taps register when you rush through dialogue just to get to the next blowjob scene. It even runs better in Kiwi and Firefox Mobile than some vanilla puzzle games from Google Play, which is kinda funny.

The corruption flow is simple but it hits some nice spots: at the start Jasmine is royal, proud, throws lines at you like she is still a proper princess from a family movie, and you just push and push, training her bit by bit, asking her to do “just a small favor” for the city, for her people, for your cock, whatever bullshit excuse your character comes up with. One moment you are just giving her a “massage”, next scene you are jerking off in front of her while she pretends to be shocked but her hand does that little twitch that tells you she wants to grab it. There is an early handjob where she keeps eye contact and you can almost hear the smug diva tone, like “is this what you wanted, commoner?”, and then you get the option to finish on her face or on those perfect royal tits, and the game absolutely loves covering her in white. There is bukkake everywhere, like the dev woke up one day and said “yeah, the theme is cum”. One of my favorite stupid little moments: you finally convince her to “study foreign culture” and she ends up kneeling, taking you in her mouth, still wearing basically the full princess outfit, and she stops halfway to complain about your taste, which for some reason made me laugh harder than it should.

Not everything is amazing, and I am weirdly annoyed that some of the tapping zones feel tiny on smaller screen, like the back button in the corner that you hit by mistake with fat thumb right when you are lining up an anal scene. Also there is that one training event where the joke goes on too long and you just want her to spread her legs and shut up, but the text keeps going. At the same time the humor is kinda the main charm. The MC is a horny bastard, but he is also a clown, and those dumb one-liners before he talks Jasmine into cheating or playing with herself in private room actually keep you reading instead of skipping everything. The game does not pretend to be tasteful: it has loli feeling side bits, straight up masturbation segments where the camera just sits on her, oral scenes where she looks like a ruined version of the Disney poster you remember, then swings back into “fantasy” quest tone like nothing happened. It is trashy, then suddenly sweet, then trashy again. If you want to squeeze all the juice out of it on mobile, play with one hand, keep a second browser tab open for the walkthrough only when you are hard stuck, and let Jasmine slide from “untouchable princess” into anal-slutty little trainee at her own pace. Or just spam the corruption choices and watch Agrabah turn into OnlyFans. Up to you.

Michelle lands in New York with that fake confidence you get after scrolling Instagram too much, and this game just kind of throws her straight into the mess. One moment she’s this cute rookie journalist chasing a “serious” interview with big-shot lawyer Victoria Reed, next moment that same woman is all over the news for murder and you’re like… ok, that escalated nicely. Most of the time you’re poking around in emails, text logs, shady contacts, guessing passwords like some horny Sherlock, then suddenly the game slows down and you’re in Michelle’s tiny apartment, phone glowing, her hand disappearing under the sheets because the stress finally has to go somewhere. Nothing feels too theatrical, it’s more like watching a girl who checks Twitter, opens a news alert about her own case, and then gets so frustrated she starts rubbing one out on the couch while some trash Netflix show plays in the background. That scene in the bathroom with the running shower and her thinking about Victoria’s cold eyes during the interview? Yeah, I stayed too long there, replayed it twice, not proud, also very proud.

It tries to be an investigation story first, at least on the surface. You search through notes, chat with weird sources, follow leads that sometimes go nowhere, which is strangely hot because it makes the city feel alive and kind of uncaring. One guy gives you half-useful info then spends three screens clearly just trying to check out Michelle’s ass and somehow that felt a bit too real. The mobile angle is nice; I was playing it on my phone on the subway like a degenerate, pretending I was reading serious news on BBC while Michelle is in-game scrolling her own phone, checking messages from some flirty bartender and then getting dragged into yet another late-night “come over, I’ll tell you what I heard about the case” kind of deal. She hates the corruption she starts to see around Victoria’s world, but the game quietly corrupts her too, not with big dramatic choices, more with tiny compromises: send that slightly too-intimate selfie to keep a contact talking, accept a drink you know is a bad idea, let a hand rest on your thigh a bit longer in exchange for a juicy detail. It’s not subtle at all, but somehow it also is.

What surprised me is how horny it feels without needing a sex scene every two clicks. There is explicit stuff, sure: Michelle masturbating while replaying the interview in her head, fixating on Victoria’s perfume and the way her lips formed certain words; a scene where she’s stuck late in the newsroom, everyone gone, blue monitor light on her face while she’s scrolling through crime photos and ends up grinding on the office chair because the tension of everything just melts into raw need. But there are also quiet lewd beats that hit harder. That moment she’s alone on her bed, half-dressed, reading some thread about the murder on her own news app, and you can choose if she keeps investigating or slides her fingers under her panties and “takes a break.” I swear the way the camera lingers on her unfocused eyes when she tries to come and think at the same time feels more intimate than some full-on porn animations. It’s not perfect, some dialogues sound like they were written during a hangover and the pacing jumps around like a drunk Uber driver, but that actually fits the vibe: messy city, messy case, messy girl, and you just ride along, one orgasm and one bad decision at a time.

Guy stuck on quiet island, helping his grumpy dad with boring farm work, absolutely zero sex life, zero excitement. Whole place smells like wet earth and old fish. Then this storm hits, like the sky itself is pissed, and a pirate ship smashes into the coast. After that, the game just looks at your peaceful slice-of-life and goes “nah” and throws it right into horny chaos. One moment you’re hauling sacks of grain, next moment there’s half-naked pirates, weird glowing crap, and some freaky oracle girl who knows way too much about what you secretly want under the bedsheets.

What I liked is how it starts kind of wholesome and then slowly rots in the best way. You’re walking along the shore, just checking out the wreck, and the game quietly lets you zoom in on a pirate chick’s thighs as if that’s totally normal investigative work. Dialogue has that janky ESL vibe sometimes, like “I will comfort you hard,” but honestly it made me laugh out loud, because I sound like that too on Tinder. Some scenes feel like accidental comedy, like when the oracle shows up in this ethereal glow, giving serious wise goddess vibes, and then opens her mouth and it’s basically “hey, wanna ruin your life with magic and tits?” She lives half in your head, half in reality, so you’ll be talking to your dad about crops and suddenly she pops in with “he is lying” or “you are thinking about my breasts again” and you’re like, girl, please get out of my brain or at least charge rent.

The adventure part is not super “open world” huge or anything, but you get these little choices that nudge you into different flavors of trouble. You flirt too hard with one pirate and suddenly she’s pushing you against a tree and asking if island boys can last longer than sailors. You try to play the good son, stay loyal to dad, and the oracle starts poking your thoughts, tempting you with visions of what would happen if you said yes instead of no. Sometimes the game just throws a horny scene at you when you were expecting something epic and serious, like ancient secret under the island, and bam, you’re in a cave arguing with a magical AI spirit about whether she should appear with clothes or without. I wanted big emotional drama and still clicked “naked” before I finished reading the line, so I can’t even judge. It feels a bit like those nights when you swear you’ll keep things pure on a dating app, but you end up sending a dick pic you promised yourself you’d never send again. The story pretends to be about fate and destiny and all that fantasy cosplay, but honestly it’s mostly about how fast your morals crumble once a hot oracle whispers in your ear and pirates start eyeing your “magic staff.” If you lean into it, don’t rush, and actually read instead of skipping every line, every spicy moment hits way harder than it should on a tiny phone screen.

Coming back to this house feels a bit like opening an old WhatsApp chat and realizing everyone in it started sexting while you were gone. On paper it sounds simple: you, fresh from college, land back in your hometown and crash with your old roommates and a landlady type who looks way too good for the boring neighborhood she lives in. In reality the place is a walking hard-on. You wake up in your old room, open the door, and your “little” roommate is in the hall, towel barely hanging, acting shocked you can see her nipples through the fabric and at the same time taking forever to cover herself. The game loves that kind of slow, almost innocent exhibitionism, where she keeps pretending “oh no, don’t look” while basically standing inside the frame of your vision on purpose. It is less about being flooded with porn from second one and more about building this constant edge, like you are a horny spy in your own damn house. And yeah, it runs fine on Chrome and Edge on phone, I tried both, only Firefox on Android gave me this dumb stutter when the animation loops, but that is probably just my bad luck.

The best parts for me are when the game leans hard into that voyeur thing and lets you feel like an asshole in the best way. There is this scene where you sneak past the living room, and your tenant is on the couch, laptop on the coffee table, legs spread a bit too wide because she thinks no one is home. You can just walk away, or you can hang back and watch her adjust her top as it slides down, big tits pushing against the fabric while she types some business bullshit email. Nothing “happens” for a bit, just tiny movements: she scratches under her bra, shifts her ass, sighs. That slow pace is weirdly hot because you know the game is waiting for you to click, to be the creep that stays. Eventually you get payoffs: fumbling blowjobs in the kitchen when she finally cracks, your own POV while she goes down on you and tries to pretend it is some kind of reward for “helping the business,” or those late night moments where you catch her masturbating, one hand between her thighs and the other still on the mouse like she is closing a deal while rubbing herself raw. The animations are not perfect, hips clip weird sometimes, and the lip sync is kinda cursed, but the way the camera sits just behind a door frame or around the corner sells the whole perv fantasy better than most polished games that throw everything at you in five minutes. I just wish the game would stop freezing the text box for a second every time a big ass jiggles, but it will probably never get fixed and, honestly, I am still there peeking from the hallway like an idiot.

Shawn’s story feels like watching that quiet IT guy from work suddenly get thrown into a softcore soap opera full of bad decisions, nice tits and way too many choices for someone who forgets where he put his keys. You play this skinny nerd stuck in an electronics store, the kind of dude who knows every spec on a phone but still freaks out when a girl bends over too close. Around him you got three women circling like horny sharks: the freeloader roommate who wears your shirts without pants, her friend who roasts you so hard you half-chub from the bullying, and the coworker who treats you like human wallpaper until you somehow talk your way between her legs. The whole thing runs as a sandbox, so you just wander around town, go to work, text girls, send stupid selfies, buy shit you can’t afford, and slowly turn Shawn from walking doormat into something between romantic nice guy, manipulative asshole, or complete hentai-brain pervert. Sometimes all three in one afternoon if you click wrong.

What I like is how the game doesn’t throw scenes at you like a cheap gallery. You actually have to pay attention. Want that titfuck scene with the MILF? Better remember her birthday, the outfit she liked, and not spam her with five horny texts in a row like a desperate teenager. You’re juggling mood bars, affection, lust, jealousy, schedules, and your tiny paycheck. I was stuck in this dumb loop for a while where I kept calling one girl for booty calls and then forgetting I had a date with another, so I’d show up late, broke, and tired, and she’d just look at me like trash. Then two days later she’s riding my face in the bedroom because I picked the right teasing option in a park event. It’s messy in a way that feels closer to real dating than most porn games with instant blowjob button. You do your morning shift at the store, get mocked by your coworker, check hints, send some flirty messages on the toilet, then at night you’re fingering her in a dark movie theater because you finally pushed her corruption high enough. The art sells it pretty hard: big asses, big tits, soft bellies, thick thighs, feet in your lap, all that. Not “perfect pornstar” bodies, more like anime girls that actually eat. The footjob CG caught me off guard, by the way, her heel pressing against your shaft while she smirks, and there I am sitting with my phone in one hand and thinking “ok, yeah, that works”.

What annoyed me? The tiny little thing where you keep clicking around the apartment like a lost puppy just to trigger the one event that moves the route. You’re checking the phone, going to the kitchen, bedroom, street, back again, like a horny Roomba. The built-in hints help a bit, but sometimes they say “spend time with her at home” and then she’s never there, she’s at some bar you forgot exists. The game loves to make you work for simple stuff. Want a straightforward vaginal sex scene in bed with romantic buildup? Fine, but first do three dates, buy gifts, pick the right dialogue, don’t flirt too hard with someone else the same day, then hit the right time slot. But that slow grind makes the payoff better. When your roommate, after hours of teasing and friendzoning, finally walks into your room at night in a shirt that barely covers her ass, straddles you, kisses you, then whispers some cheesy line while rubbing her pussy over your dick through the boxers, it feels earned. Later, when you push farther, pin her against the wall, grope that big ass, slide inside her while she’s half pretending she doesn’t want it and half moaning in your ear, yeah, that hits different from “click here for sex”. And if you go full scumbag and try harem stuff, you can get poly routes where two girls share you, sometimes even tag teaming, one blowing you while the other sits on your face, or switching positions so fast the nerd protagonist would probably pass out in real life. The romance angle is there too, surprisingly sweet at times, like lying in bed after fucking, just talking about nothing, her legs tangled with yours, phone buzzing with messages from the other girl you’re ignoring for now. It’s messy, horny, sometimes grindy, sometimes hot as fuck, like a porn game built around texting, scheduling, and hoping your dick choices don’t explode your whole fake love life.

This one feels like somebody took a trashy reality show idea, locked it in a hotel room with a horny visual novel, and then just let them fuck it out. You start with this couple on a tropical trip, all sunset drinks and tourist smiles, but there is this dirty tension under everything. Both of them clearly want more than just boring romantic sex, and the game does not pretend otherwise. They keep giving each other those teasing looks, brushing hands, her adjusting her bikini top way too often, his eyes glued to her tits like he forgot how necks work. Then the “offer” drops, and suddenly every little touch you saw earlier makes sense. It’s not some grand love story, it’s two people already halfway to cheating, just waiting for an excuse.

Once the games begin, the whole tone shifts from “aww cute couple” to “oh fuck, I might actually ruin them on purpose”. You bounce between perspectives, which I liked more than I expected. Seeing the same scene from his head, then her head, is rough in a good way. When she is jerking some other guy off under the table, pretending to be drunk, you feel how she is half guilty, half turned on by being watched. When you switch to the boyfriend, he is trying to act cool, trying to convince himself it’s just part of the deal, while obviously rock hard and jealous as hell. The corruption is slow, but not slow enough to be boring. One minute she is shy about stripping in public, next minute she is kneeling on a balcony, taking a guy’s dick in her mouth while listening for footsteps in the corridor. The game just keeps asking, “How far is too far?” and then hands you a button that says “further”.

The sex scenes are animated and honestly way filthier than I expected from the soft romantic setup. Big asses bouncing on laps, tits spilling out of tight dresses, fingers sliding under panties in crowded rooms, casual groping like nobody cares about cameras. There is a spanking scene by the pool that goes on way longer than it should, but that is exactly why it works, you feel her go from “no, stop, people might see” to grinding back into his hand without even noticing she changed her mind. At some point I caught myself staring way too long at this tiny detail where her thighs shake when she comes from just oral, and it kind of sold the whole thing for me more than any of the big dramatic moments. Weird thing, sometimes the romance actually hits, like when they lock eyes after she clearly went too far with another guy, and for two seconds nobody is horny, they are just scared they broke something important. Then the next scene has her masturbating in the shower, replaying the cheating in her head, and you are like, yeah, alright, this relationship is so fucked and I want to see how much worse it can get.

Through The Lens starts calm, almost too calm, like some Instagram reel that suddenly goes NSFW when you least expect. You open on Jake, this dude who clearly spends more time in Lightroom than sleeping, scrolling through his phone, lining up gigs, checking messages from models. It feels a bit like when I obsess over which chiptune track to use for a Mega Man AMV, except here every choice might end with someone tied up and dripping on a hotel bed. The game is all about the phone, the little buzz of a new notification, the way a short text from a “professional” model flips into sexting with a single emoji. I liked that a lot: you’re not just clicking through dialogue boxes, you’re peeking into chats, checking photos, swiping like a horny version of Telegram and Instagram mashed together. First time Madison sends a slightly too-personal selfie, not fully nude, just suggestive, I already knew where this was going. And yeah, the camera view, the POV stuff, it really sells that you’re actually behind the lens, lining up the shot while your brain is already 3 steps ahead, thinking how her lips would look wrapped around you instead of a wine glass.

The sex doesn’t hit you fast, and that might piss off some people, but for me it made the payoff stronger. When you finally get that shoot where the ropes come out, it’s not just “suddenly bondage”. You’ve seen hints in the chats, jokes, maybe a subtle line where she says she likes “feeling restricted” and you think it’s metaphorical until she’s on the couch, wrists bound, chest pushing against the knots while you watch from Jake’s eyes and try not to click through too quick. The animated bits are smooth enough, not some janky GIF spam, and when he pushes in and you see her body arch in POV, that slow grinding with the rope digging into her skin, it actually feels like a scene someone planned, not just looping porn. There’s this older woman too, Vanessa, total milf energy, the kind who talks to you like she’s in charge even when she’s the one undressing. I liked her banter in the messages, she teases Jake, makes him jump through little hoops, then lets him fuck her raw and moan into his ear while he fills her up. The creampie shots are not subtle at all, and I respect that. One moment he’s being all professional, checking the framing, the next he’s buried inside, groaning, and you’re watching that sticky mess leaking out while she smirks like she planned it. I have one small gripe: sometimes the mystery vibe they try to build in the background, like “there is more behind these models and their past”, feels half-baked, like a B-side track that never got fully mixed. But then the next message pops on the phone, some new temptation, a hint of romance you don’t entirely trust, and you forget you were supposed to care about anything except who you’re fucking on the next shoot.