The loading screen is just a black void with a tiny spinning circle, and I thought my browser died. That’s the level of polish we’re dealing with. But then 2B’s ass fills the frame, and suddenly I don’t care about loading screens anymore. The whole thing is this grainy, slightly off model animation where her tits have their own gravitational pull, and the voice acting sounds like someone recorded it in their bathroom. I’m not complaining. I’m just saying.

The setup is peak parody logic. 2B’s body is “malfunctioning” after a fight, so she asks Emil, that weird floating skull thing, to fix her internal systems. You know, like last time. The “repair” involves her bent over a console while Emil’s mechanical tentacles poke and prod everywhere. There’s this one moment where a cable snakes between her thighs and just vibrates there, and her back arches so hard I thought the model would break. The cumshot lands on her face with zero physics, just a static white texture that appears and stays there like a sticker. It’s so janky it circles back to being hot.

The blowjob scene is where things get genuinely unhinged. Her mouth doesn’t quite line up with the dick, so there’s this constant clipping where you see teeth going through flesh. But the sound design, holy shit. Whoever did the wet noises deserves a raise. It’s so aggressively squelchy that I had to check if my headphones were leaking. The android tag gets used for some light body horror stuff too, panels on her stomach opening up with wires spilling out while she’s getting fucked. It’s weirdly compelling, like watching a car crash where the car is also cumming.

I wish the camera wasn’t so jittery. There’s a moment where it zooms in on her face during the climax, and her expression is just blank, like she’s reading a terms of service agreement. But then her eyes roll back for one frame, and it’s the hottest thing in the entire animation. One frame. I rewound it six times. The whole thing loops awkwardly too, no smooth transition, just a hard cut that feels like a slap. Still, for a browser game that probably took a weekend to make, it knows exactly what you’re here for and delivers it with a straight face. Mostly straight. The face is the problem, actually.

The first time 2B gets pinned against that concrete wall, her legs wrapped around a machine that has no business being that flexible, I actually forgot this was a Derpixon joint for a second. Then the tongue thing happened. You know the one. That android mouth doing work that would make the YoRHa commander issue a formal reprimand, and the sound design here is doing something weird to my headphones like the audio equivalent of when you accidentally max out the bass on a car stereo and the mirrors start vibrating. The robot doesn't even have a face but somehow it's more expressive than half the visual novel protagonists I've sat through.

The extra endings are where this thing gets properly unhinged. Found one completely by accident when I thought I'd seen everything, clicked the wrong spot during the creampie sequence, and suddenly there's a whole different animation path that I'm pretty sure wasn't in the walkthrough I skimmed on some forum at 2AM while questioning my life choices. The cumshot physics deserve their own academic paper. Not realistic, but that's not the point is it. It's like someone looked at Nier Automata's existential dread about consciousness and said "what if we just made them fuck instead" and honestly? Valid artistic interpretation.

The walkthrough link in the description is actually necessary which annoys me because I hate admitting I need help but some of these ending triggers are hidden behind specific timing that I kept missing. Kept getting the same two scenes like an idiot until I caved. The robot's hip movements during the reverse position have no right being that smooth, there's this one frame where 2B's expression shifts and it's doing more storytelling than the entirety of route C. Wish there was a gallery mode to replay specific scenes without the clicking minigame but that's never getting patched. The whole thing runs in browser so at least I don't have to explain any suspicious downloads to my antivirus software that already judges me enough.