This thing is basically one long dirty joke about 2B pretending she’s “malfunctioning” when everybody in the room knows damn well what’s really overheating. It’s not a whole big game with stats or grinding, it’s more like you’re there to watch this single, very focused situation play out, click a bit, change the pace, enjoy the view. 2B comes in all serious, all mission voice, saying her systems are acting weird after battle, and Emil is just sitting there like some horny tech support guy who absolutely knows this isn’t about firmware. The funny part is how she still tries to talk about it with that combat android language, talking about “inner system calibration” while she’s clearly just pent up and dripping. The camera really loves her. Legs, ass, that tight outfit pushed out of the way, you get a lot of time just staring at her body while she’s trying to keep her composure, and failing hard.

The best bit for me was the moment where Emil starts “diagnosing” her with his hands and she’s still pretending it’s data collection. She’s moaning but also talking like a mission report, and it’s kind of hilarious and hot at the same time. You get this blowjob scene where 2B is on her knees, still with that blindfold on, like she’s following some glitchy protocol. She goes from slow, almost shy sucking to full, messy throat work, and the game lets you tweak the tempo, flip between angles, watch the spit and the way her lipstick smears. There’s this one angle from slightly below where you see her struggling to stay in control while her hips are twitching, and it hits that “I’m still a professional combat unit” vibe even while she’s choking on cock. It almost feels wrong and then you remember that’s exactly the point.

When he finally starts “fixing” her from the inside, it stops pretending to be medical at all. She’s bent over, that skirt pushed up, and every thrust is framed like he’s reinstalling software with his dick. They really went hard on the cum part too. You can switch between internal and external finish, and if you pick inside you get this clear view of her pussy clenching and filling up, with the white stuff leaking out slowly while she’s still shaking and trying to say it’s just “system reboot”. Outside shot is more in-your-face, literally, splattering her ass and lower back while she’s panting into the floor. It’s not subtle, it’s not deep, it’s basically one long “diagnostic session” that turns into a complete fuckfest, and if you like 2B being treated like a pretty machine that secretly craves a hard reset with a cumshot, this hits that exact kink with no shame at all.

This thing feels like someone ripped the horniest 5 seconds out of Nier: Automata, looped it, then kept pushing “more” until your brain just turns into background noise. You got the android girl that clearly screams 2B energy even if they never say her name, blindfold vibe, ass that looks like it was sculpted specifically to ruin your focus, and then this dumb robot that is somehow both emotionless and weirdly passionate. It is that classic Derpixon style where everything looks round, wet, bouncy, and just a bit too perfect, but also kind of goofy at the same time. The first time the robot lifts her up and just starts pounding her like some industrial piston, I actually paused the video, opened Telegram, and sent a screenshot to a friend with just “bro.” No context. He knew.

What I like is how it doesn’t pretend to be deep, but also kind of is, by accident. She starts off with that cold, combat doll aura, all stiff posture and fake control, then the rhythm hits and suddenly her mask just melts, voice goes from confident to outright begging. The robot grabs her hips in this really brutal way, and then there are those little moments where her legs twitch or her toes curl when he hits that one spot. That specific creampie angle from below, where you see his cock dragging out and then ramming back in, cum leaking around the shaft, that shit is straight up art and I will die on that hill. At the same time, there is one shot where the lighting on her thigh is slightly weird and it annoys me every single time, but I keep watching anyway and now it’s stuck in my head forever. You also get multiple endings, which is funny for a short porn parody. One run you end with a messy facial, next run you go for full internal flood and she just spasms while her belly jumps a bit with every pump. There is even a little “if you do X in Y order” type thing that opens a slightly different version, and I spent too long replaying just to see all the cum patterns like some kind of degenerate completionist.

The blowjob part is where Derpixon flexes the most. Her lips look soft as hell, tongue stretching over the tip, spit stringing down her chin, that slow stroke where she looks up with that empty but hungry android stare that basically says “I am pretending to be a machine but I want this so bad.” The way the robot holds her head when he finishes in her mouth, like he is locking her in place while she gulps, is filthy in a very good way. I laughed when the cum shot almost looks too big for her mouth, but then I replayed it three times like a clown. And the sound design, holy shit. Little wet noises, gasps, choked moans, the faint mechanical whirr of the robot moving, it all just stacks on your brain until you forget to breathe. It is short, yeah, and part of me wishes there was at least one slower, intimate round where she rides him instead of getting drilled like factory work, but honestly, that ruthless machine-on-android action is kind of the point. It hits that sweet spot between parody, fetish, and stupidly high quality animation where you finish, close the tab, and then immediately reopen it because you missed half the details the first time.