I gotta say, the whole premise of D20 Magic Dice is so stupid it wraps back around to genius. You're at a party, then poof, white void, and a sentient D20 is reading your mind and making your horny thoughts real. It's the kind of setup that makes you snort, but then you're clicking through and suddenly Tsunade is there with her absolutely ridiculous chest barely contained, and you stop caring about logic.

The art is deliberately rough in places, like someone sketched it while very, very focused on specific anatomy. And honestly? That's the charm. When Makima from Chainsaw Man shows up with that dead eyed stare and proportions that defy physics, the janky linework somehow makes it hotter than a polished render would. The uncensored scenes don't try to be artistic, they just deliver exactly what you clicked for. There's a moment with Nico Robin's multiple limbs that I'm still not sure was a bug or a feature, but I'm not complaining.

The crossover chaos is what keeps you clicking. One minute you're awkwardly talking to Zelda, the next Widowmaker is giving you that look, and Rumi Usagiyama's bunny suit makes an appearance that had me forgetting what dialogue option I picked. The dice mechanic is barely a mechanic, more of a flimsy excuse to jump between franchises, but when it lands you on a scene with Lady Tsunade and Ada Wong sharing screen time, you forgive everything. The writing is clearly translated by someone who learned English from porn sites, which somehow makes the dirty talk funnier and filthier at the same time. I wish there was more actual game here, but the devs clearly know what they're making and aren't pretending otherwise. The Fate characters feel a bit phoned in compared to the MHA ones, but then you get a scene with Rumi that makes you forget Fate exists entirely.

You start as this “master hentai artist” who literally can’t draw at all, which already feels too real. Instead of actually learning, you grab this weird alien camera thing and just jump straight into different One Piece timelines to shoot porn like some pervy National Geographic reporter. It sounds dumb, and yeah, it is dumb, but in the good way where your brain turns soft and all you care about is getting the perfect angle on Nico Robin’s tits while pretending it’s “for art”. The story keeps acting like this is a serious test of your skills, but your “skill” is mostly clicking the right spots, solving little puzzles, and trying not to stare at her nipples when the dialogue is still going. Failed that test a lot, not gonna lie.

The vibe is basically a horny VN where you’re hopping between scenes and trying to tease stuff out of her, then pushing it further each time. Early on, Robin is all calm and composed, that usual “I know more than you” face, and the game really milks that. She leans over a book, your camera zooms in “for reference”, the shirt slips just enough so you see the curve of her tits, and your dude is like “ah yes, composition practice” while your mouse is hovering right on the cleavage like an idiot. The teasing is slow at first, a bit of light flirting, her comments are smug as hell, but then the choices start nudging you into bolder shots. You frame her ass too long, she notices, smirks, and suddenly she’s playing along. That moment when she drops the calm archaeologist act and starts to toy with you back, that’s where it clicked for me. Or maybe it was when the camera zoom turned into her literally wrapping those huge boobs around your cock and stroking with them while she asks if this is “enough material for your portfolio”.

Sex scenes are straight up porn, no pretending. Once the puzzle stuff opens the “good” paths, you get oral where she’s on her knees, hair falling over her face, licking you slow at first like she’s still analyzing a ruin, then you push her head and she lets you, and the animation sells that sloppy switch. It escalates hard into group fun too, with you juggling positions, camera, and choices. There’s this one bit where you’re buried between her thighs, tongue deep, while another angle shows her lips shiny with spit, and you have to decide who finishes what first. Felt like running a horny logistics app. Vaginal scenes actually feel like you’re making her lose control, not just “insert tab A into slot B”. She wraps her legs around you, pulls you in, and you can see that tiny micro-change in her expression when you’re about to bust. Of course the game lets you creampie her, and it milks that fantasy of “I’m the virgin prodigy but somehow I’m ruining Nico Robin’s insides on my first day at work”. Completely unrealistic. I still replayed that route three times.

I opened it thinking it’s just another idle clicker with anime boobs thrown everywhere, but the first ten minutes already had me whispering “okay what the hell” to myself. The girls don’t act like props here - they flirt back, tease you mid-upgrade, moan when you tap too long (yeah, that startled me), and somehow make grinding coins feel way filthier than it should. It’s not even about the money; it’s how their eyes change when affection stats jump. I swear one Rin lookalike gave me more emotional damage than an entire season of Fate. Then there’s this fake loading bar that creeps up while Mitsuri blushes in the corner - almost hypnotic, makes you forget what you were doing before it even ends. And somewhere between clicking outfits and rubbing the screen for “bonus affection,” you start wondering if it’s still a game or just you getting baited by pixels smarter than they look.

Not every girl hits though. Some voices loop weirdly, like Hinata whispering three lines too many times until you finally give up and mute her - only to unmute right after because silence feels wrong. One of the characters (don’t ask which, long story) breaks into giggles right before the blowjob scene unlocks and honestly? That threw the whole mood off and made it even hotter? Don’t think I’m proud of that. There’s something charmingly trashy about how the animation jerks for a split second during climax, like the devs decided realism isn’t the point here, rhythm is. Oh and those ridiculous costumes - sailor outfits, maid aprons that seem allergic to fabric - they look stupid in screenshots but perfect when she leans forward on your screen asking if you “need a break.” I said yes and then didn’t.

Anyway, I keep telling myself I’ll stop at one more affection level, but then Lucy or Erza appear and ruin that plan entirely. The idle part never really feels idle once you catch yourself grinning at nothing. It's uncomfortable how much personality leaks through these caricatures. They shouldn’t feel this alive, right? But they do, and that’s the trap.

Lazuli looks like the kind of alchemist who should be locked inside her lab for public safety, and honestly, that is exactly the mood of this game. You’re not some heroic savior or chosen one, you’re this horny, half-mad futa/trans genius who finally got her stupidly named “Cumcoction” to work, and now every girl from every fandom you ever bookmarked on Pixiv is basically walking research material. The story doesn’t quietly tiptoe into sex either. One moment you’re mixing weird glowing fluids on a table full of dirty glass, the next moment Tsunade is staring at a bottle like it’s fine booze and you’re already planning whether you’re going to test anal, a titfuck, or just see how fast you can get her on her knees. It’s very “oops I corrupted your favorite waifu”, except there’s zero oops and a lot of “I knew exactly what I was doing”.

The way it jumps between worlds is kinda funny if you’re used to those long, serious crossovers where people argue about power levels. Here it’s just, “alright, now we’re bothering Hinata”, “okay, now we’re messing with Lucy and Mirajane and probably Erza in the background”. One scene you’re in something that feels like a cheap back alley in Konoha, next you’re in a place that might as well be Fairy Tail’s guild corridor, then it’s a Pokemon style route where girls like May, Dawn, Serena, Nemona and Nessa keep ending up alone with you way too often for it to be an accident. Lazuli treats it all like a long horny experiment. You have her brewing new versions of the potion, combining mind control with blackmail, adding just a bit of sleep sex “for science”, then cranking up voyeurism by letting you watch as your corruption slowly changes how they touch themselves when they think nobody is looking. Sometimes you get these small, stupid moments that stick more than the big orgies, like when Inko is trying to act proper and then suddenly she’s grinding on your hand while mumbling that this is wrong. Or when Wendy Marvell, tiny and shy, ends up in a group sex scene that feels way too big for her, but the game just leans in and goes “yeah she’s taking it, stop pretending she won’t”. It’s rough in tone, not romantic, a lot of harem vibes and sharing you around, but then there are weirdly soft bits, like when Juvia or Lillie or Marnie start blushing and you almost feel bad right before you shove another dose inside them and push for creampie number whatever. And then you remember Lazuli is a complete pervert who masturbates in her own lab between tests, so guilt doesn’t really belong here.

What sells it for me is that the corruption is not only “now she likes sex”. It’s also transformation of personality, twisted step by step. Sakura going from tsundere annoyed to straight up addicted to your cock. Android 18 starting all cold, then slowly agreeing to stuff like groping in public or sharing you with someone else just because it turns her on to know other girls are ruined too. Nico Robin pretending it’s a simple information trade, then her mind slipping once the Cumcoction hits and she’s begging for more vaginal and anal at once while still trying to talk like a scholar. You get futa-on-female stuff when Lazuli uses herself, but sometimes she flips it and gives others a “dose upgrade”, and suddenly Naruko or Kushina or even Sarada get a dick and you’re watching them rail another girl senseless. The scenes tend to escalate quick, from a simple handjob in a quiet corner to hungry oral sex, then a messy creampie, then Lazuli calmly taking notes while someone is being used as a cumdump by the whole little harem. It’s definitely not gentle romance, but as a pure romance seeker I still liked finding tiny honest reactions under all the filth, like Mirajane giving this faint smile when she realizes she actually likes being corrupted, or Bianca acting tough and then melting the second you pin her and go in raw. It’s dirty, chaotic, inconsistent, and sometimes feels like the story was written after the porn, but that kind of fits this crazy alchemist girl who treats every big ass, every pair of big tits, every new mind she breaks as just another variable in her long, sticky experiment.

Man, this sequel really went all out with the pregnancy mechanics, didn't it? Like, I wasn't expecting to get so invested in watching Android 18's belly grow while she's still kicking ass in those fight scenes. The whole family-raising aspect hits different when you're juggling romance routes with characters from completely different universes - one minute you're having tender moments with Momo from MHA, next you're dealing with Vados being all dominant and otherworldly. The animation quality definitely stepped up from the first game, especially during the more... intimate scenes. Watching Kefla's expressions during those POV moments is something else entirely. Though I gotta say, whoever designed Lusamine's scenes really understood the assignment - that whole MILF energy combined with the Pokemon aesthetic creates this weird but incredibly hot dynamic.

The crossover element works way better than it should. Having Saber from Fate arguing with Chun-Li about proper fighting techniques while you're trying to romance both of them creates these absolutely chaotic but hilarious situations. And don't get me started on the Dragon Ball girls - Caulifla's tsundere attitude contrasting with Android 21's more scientific approach to... experimentation... gives you completely different gameplay experiences. The pregnancy content isn't just thrown in there either; watching characters like Himiko Toga deal with maternal instincts while still being completely unhinged adds layers I didn't expect. Some of the Overwatch girls like Pharah have these surprisingly emotional storylines that caught me off guard between all the explicit content.

What really sells it though is how each character maintains their personality even during the lewdest scenes. Tsuyu still does that tongue thing (you know what I mean), Jaina keeps her magical flair even in bed, and Midnight... well, she's exactly as kinky as you'd expect. The sound design deserves special mention too - hearing these familiar voices in completely new contexts is both weird and incredibly arousing. Sure, some of the dialogue gets repetitive after multiple playthroughs, but when you're managing relationships with like thirty different waifus across four different anime universes, repetition is kinda inevitable.

ok so you know those parody games where everything feels like it was coded in a weekend by someone who definitely watched too much hentai and not enough coding tutorials. OnlyClans is that but somehow worse and better at the same time. the font choices alone. my eyes.

this photographer guy rolls into konoha which is basically the leaf village from naruto but somehow now there's onlyfans except they call it onlyclans because parody and honestly the pun is the most effort that went into this entire project. you're helping kunoichis gain followers which in practice means clicking through dialogue trees that feel like they were translated through google translate twice then back through a microwave. hinata shows up and she's somehow even more shy than canon but also manages to be simultaneously more bold and i don't understand how that works but whatever. sakura is here being useless as always. and then suddenly there's characters from one piece? boa hancock just appears and nobody questions it. temari and karin and tsunade all shuffled in like someone dumped their waifu folder into the script. the aicg stuff is... noticeable. it has that look you know the one where everyone's face is slightly wrong in a way you can't explain and the shading makes skin look like melted candles. but the 2dcg parts are actually decent. wait no they're not what am i saying. they're acceptable. barely.

the gameplay loop is basically click click click and occasionally there's a scene and then more clicking. there's this one moment with ino where the dialogue just stops making sense entirely and i think that's a feature not a bug. like it just breaks mid sentence and then loops back to something else. i kept playing though which says more about me than the game honestly. the tsunade scene is... well it exists. and i have thoughts about it but also no thoughts. it's the kind of game you play in a specific mood and then immediately close the tab and stare at your reflection questioning things. samui makes an appearance and says exactly two lines that don't connect to anything. i love it. i hate it. why is boa hancock in the leaf village. nobody knows. nobody cares. the game certainly doesn't.

The soundtrack, right? It’s this weirdly smooth, almost lounge jazz thing that kicks in during the groping scenes on the beach. Totally wrong for the moment, but it sticks in your head. I was messing around with the turn based combat, which is basic as hell, just mashing the same attack, and then the music shifts to this breathy synth when you corner Android 18 behind the waterfall. The audio design is the real corruption here.

I spent way too long on the cosplay contest side quest. You have to piece together outfits from random drops, and getting the right combination for Rukia Kuchiki to trigger the exhibitionism scene is a pain. The drop rates are garbage. But then the scene itself is a static 2D image with a looping animation that’s honestly kind of janky, but the dialogue is pure, uncut parody gold. She’s mortified, the crowd is going wild, and the whole thing is so over the top it circles back to being hot. The ahegao face is just a copy paste job from another character, I swear. Lazy.

The main plot about ninjas on an island is barely there. It’s just a flimsy excuse to bounce from one encounter to the next. You’ll be in a “serious” strategy meeting with Tsunade and then five minutes later you’re triggering a group sex scene with her and Yor Forger because you picked the wrong dialogue option. The male domination angle is relentless, almost to a fault. Every single female character from Bleach to One Punch Man is just waiting to be bent over. It gets repetitive, but then you unlock the scene with Diane from Seven Deadly Sins and the sheer scale of the titfuck animation is so absurd you can’t help but laugh. The censorship mosaic is annoyingly thick though, flickering in and out during the creampie finishes. A real buzzkill.

The first thing that hits you isn't the plot, it's the sheer volume of tits. And I mean that literally, the physics on this thing are unhinged. Boa Hancock's chest moves like it has its own gravitational pull, a separate entity from her body. I spent a solid five minutes just on the character select screen, not picking a fight, just... observing. There's a specific moment with Alvida where she does this little idle animation, a stretch, and the way the 3DCG renders the light on her skin made me forget I was supposed to be looking for my fictional kidnapped mother. The whole "I must find justice" thing gets real blurry when Nico Robin is giving you a handjob that's animated with more care than the entire marineford battle would be.

The game is a weird isekai fever dream where you're a marine turned pirate captain of a ship full of women who all, coincidentally, want to jump your bones. The akuma-no-mi power is basically a plot device to justify why everyone is DTF. You get these scenes, right, like with Tashigi, but she's "Captain Tashigi" now and she's got this whole female domination thing going on. The footjob sequence is surprisingly detailed, you can see the individual toes, and I hate that I noticed that. Then there's Violet, who just... watches. Voyeurism tag is no joke, she's in the corner of a few scenes with this look. The writing is rough, clearly translated by someone who learned English from old fan subs, but somehow that makes the dirty talk from someone like Sadi or Kalifa even filthier. "You like that, don't you, you little worm?" It's so blunt it circles back to being hot.

What lingers is the messiness. The group sex scenes are a chaotic jumble of limbs and creampies, with characters like Kiwi and Mozu just appearing. The animation loops are janky, sometimes a hand clips through a thigh and you just have to live with it. I wish the tentacle scene with Shyarly was longer, it's over in like three clicks, but the way her big ass just... anyway. The groping mechanic is never explained, you just click and hope for the best. It's a mobile game port, you can feel it in the menus. But then you get a scene with Baby 5 where she's begging to be your wife while giving a titfuck, and the sheer absurd earnestness of it all, the way her voice actress goes all in, makes you forget the jank. It's a broken, horny mess of a thing. And I still don't know where my mother is.

The thing with these parody games is you already know the body types, right. Boa Hancock's design here, the way her neck tilts when she's doing that massage scene, that's what I keep coming back to. The animation loops are rough, like someone learned Spine yesterday and just went with it, but there's this one moment where Nami's hand moves and the fingers actually curl instead of just sliding a flat image around. That surprised me. Most of these don't bother.

I was trying to get the Robin scene to trigger and the UI just. The save system doesn't tell you which slot is which, just numbers, so I kept overwriting my own progress. Three times. The male protagonist thing, Luffy I guess, he's got this blank expression throughout that's supposed to be stoic but comes off as dead eyed. During the fleed flora encounter, whatever that plant thing is, the whole setup is her vines doing this teasing motion and his face doesn't change at all. It's distracting. You'd think getting a titjob from Nico Robin would elicit something beyond what looks like mild indigestion.

Sandersonia's part though. The cum on face mechanic triggers automatically after certain scenes and the way it layers on the 2DCG is actually decent, doesn't just look like someone pasted a png on top. The masturbation animations are where they clearly spent whatever budget existed, Nami's solo scene has this back and forth rhythm that almost loops seamlessly. Almost. There's always that one frame where her elbow jumps. I don't know why that bothers me so much but every time I see it I think about how someone looked at that and said yeah ship it. The whole premise is some Teach guy making them desperate but honestly they seem plenty eager without the plot excuse.