I gotta say, the whole premise of D20 Magic Dice is so stupid it wraps back around to genius. You're at a party, then poof, white void, and a sentient D20 is reading your mind and making your horny thoughts real. It's the kind of setup that makes you snort, but then you're clicking through and suddenly Tsunade is there with her absolutely ridiculous chest barely contained, and you stop caring about logic.

The art is deliberately rough in places, like someone sketched it while very, very focused on specific anatomy. And honestly? That's the charm. When Makima from Chainsaw Man shows up with that dead eyed stare and proportions that defy physics, the janky linework somehow makes it hotter than a polished render would. The uncensored scenes don't try to be artistic, they just deliver exactly what you clicked for. There's a moment with Nico Robin's multiple limbs that I'm still not sure was a bug or a feature, but I'm not complaining.

The crossover chaos is what keeps you clicking. One minute you're awkwardly talking to Zelda, the next Widowmaker is giving you that look, and Rumi Usagiyama's bunny suit makes an appearance that had me forgetting what dialogue option I picked. The dice mechanic is barely a mechanic, more of a flimsy excuse to jump between franchises, but when it lands you on a scene with Lady Tsunade and Ada Wong sharing screen time, you forgive everything. The writing is clearly translated by someone who learned English from porn sites, which somehow makes the dirty talk funnier and filthier at the same time. I wish there was more actual game here, but the devs clearly know what they're making and aren't pretending otherwise. The Fate characters feel a bit phoned in compared to the MHA ones, but then you get a scene with Rumi that makes you forget Fate exists entirely.

Man, this sequel really went all out with the pregnancy mechanics, didn't it? Like, I wasn't expecting to get so invested in watching Android 18's belly grow while she's still kicking ass in those fight scenes. The whole family-raising aspect hits different when you're juggling romance routes with characters from completely different universes - one minute you're having tender moments with Momo from MHA, next you're dealing with Vados being all dominant and otherworldly. The animation quality definitely stepped up from the first game, especially during the more... intimate scenes. Watching Kefla's expressions during those POV moments is something else entirely. Though I gotta say, whoever designed Lusamine's scenes really understood the assignment - that whole MILF energy combined with the Pokemon aesthetic creates this weird but incredibly hot dynamic.

The crossover element works way better than it should. Having Saber from Fate arguing with Chun-Li about proper fighting techniques while you're trying to romance both of them creates these absolutely chaotic but hilarious situations. And don't get me started on the Dragon Ball girls - Caulifla's tsundere attitude contrasting with Android 21's more scientific approach to... experimentation... gives you completely different gameplay experiences. The pregnancy content isn't just thrown in there either; watching characters like Himiko Toga deal with maternal instincts while still being completely unhinged adds layers I didn't expect. Some of the Overwatch girls like Pharah have these surprisingly emotional storylines that caught me off guard between all the explicit content.

What really sells it though is how each character maintains their personality even during the lewdest scenes. Tsuyu still does that tongue thing (you know what I mean), Jaina keeps her magical flair even in bed, and Midnight... well, she's exactly as kinky as you'd expect. The sound design deserves special mention too - hearing these familiar voices in completely new contexts is both weird and incredibly arousing. Sure, some of the dialogue gets repetitive after multiple playthroughs, but when you're managing relationships with like thirty different waifus across four different anime universes, repetition is kinda inevitable.

So I'm clicking through this thing, School Heroes, right? And the first thing that hits me is how rough it looks. Like, deliberately unpolished 3DCG, the kind where Mercy's face sometimes does that thing where her eyes don't quite track together. It's almost charming. Almost. Then D.Va bends over a console and the whole screen is just... ass. Big, round, physics-defying ass crammed into that skintight suit. And suddenly I don't care about the janky animations anymore.

The plot is some nonsense about a parody Overwatch academy. You're the generic male protag, obviously. Tracer zips around being a teasing little shit, her accent butchered in the text boxes but somehow that makes it hotter. She'll pop up mid-sentence, say something filthy, then blink away. There's this one scene where she's under your desk during class and the dialogue options are all variations of "don't get caught." My brain short-circuited. Mercy is the slow burn, all prim and proper until she's not. The oral scene with her? Worth every pixelated texture pop. She maintains eye contact the whole time. Unsettling and arousing in equal measure.

I got stuck for ten minutes trying to figure out how to advance D.Va's route. The UI is a mess. Buttons appear where they shouldn't. The music loop is maybe 30 seconds long and it's burned into my skull now. I should hate it. But then there's this fantasy sequence with all three of them that just... look, the CG hentai art style isn't winning awards, but the artist understands what we're here for. The teasing, the power dynamics, the way the sci-fi setting lets them handwave any scenario they want. Zero-gravity blowjob? Sure, why not. It's a quick, spicy mess that knows exactly what it is. Just don't expect polish. Expect D.Va's massive ass taking up 40% of your screen while you try to remember what the actual plot was.

The Unreal Engine logo splash screen looks like absolute ass in this one. Not the usual polished Epic Games shine, more like someone smeared vaseline on the monitor and called it a day. Which, honestly, fits the whole vibe. You're a lottery winning loser who faceplants into a tropical survival scenario, and the first thing you notice isn't the Tifa Lockhart lookalike in a bikini that's way too small, it's the weird shadow pop-in on the palm trees. I spent maybe twenty minutes just clicking on coconuts, trying to figure out the inventory system that feels like it was coded by a raccoon on meth. The point and click hitboxes are a mess. You'll try to grab a piece of driftwood and accidentally initiate a spanking minigame with Hana. Not that I'm complaining about the spanking, the animation is surprisingly fluid for something that looks like a tech demo from 2006.

The crossover logic is completely unhinged. D.Va from Overwatch just washes up on the shore one day, no mech, just a confused expression and a bikini that defies several laws of physics. Then Marie Rose from Dead or Alive appears in a treasure chest like some kind of horny pirate loot. The game doesn't even try to explain it, there's some mumbled nonsense about the island's mystery, but the real mystery is why the developer spent more time on the jiggle physics for the sex toy interactions than on the actual survival mechanics. You can starve to death while a perfectly animated, fully nude Tifa is trying to teach you how to fish. The virgin protagonist angle is played so straight it circles back to being funny, especially when the dialogue options are basically "stammer nervously" or "stammer nervously but with a boner."

The 3DCG models are a fever dream. Sometimes the lighting hits just right during a vaginal sex scene and it almost looks like a proper SFM project. Other times, during the masturbation sequences, the character's hand clips through their own thigh and you remember you're playing something that was probably optimized for a mobile browser. The fantasy elements are just an excuse to get these parodies into increasingly ridiculous situations. There's a part where you have to use a magic conch shell to solve a puzzle, and I'm still not sure if the conch shell was a sex toy or not. The game never clarifies. It just sits there in your inventory, vaguely moist.

Imagine loading this up after a long day, brain half-melted, and suddenly you’re getting dragged into a “date” with D.Va that feels like someone mixed a cheesy dating sim, a porn comic and one of those horny chat logs you regret reading, but keep scrolling anyway. You start with that cute idol-gamer vibe, all neon colors and fake innocence, and before you realise, the game is already poking at you: are you going to be the sweet guy trying to charm her, or the creep who’s low-key thrilled that she can be pushed, teased, blackmailed, dragged into the mess with you. It looks harmless at first. She smiles, you pick a flirty line, maybe you focus on her gamer side, maybe you go straight to “I want to see your ass in that bodysuit” because self-control is for other people. The tone can switch really fast from romantic to filthy, and I kinda liked that whiplash.

One thing I enjoyed is how your small choices actually feel dirty. Like, you’re sitting there picking if you compliment her skills or stare at her thighs, and each click nudges her personality. Be too soft and she turns into this clingy romance route, kissing, handholding, slow teasing, lesbian curiosity when another girl appears on-screen and they start “practicing” on each other while you’re just watching like a perv. Go harsher and you end up with her on her knees, drool and mascara, taking rough oral, gagging, getting her face painted in bukkake scenes that almost feel too intimate because of the POV angle. There is a moment where you can force her into public stuff, like twisted exhibitionism in a place that is way too bright, and I actually paused for a second, then clicked anyway. Of course I did. Some branches are straight humiliation: you talk her into sending vids, then use them to corner her, pushing her into group sex while she tries to pretend she’s still in control, ahegao face and all. And then, in another branch, you’re gently rubbing her legs, playing with her feet, she blushes, gives you this shy footjob that somehow feels more embarrassing than the multiple penetration route later on. Also, whoever animated the anal scenes clearly has issues, in a good way.

The game loves fucking with you emotionally too. There’s a whole netorare angle where you think you’re the one corrupting her, then suddenly there’s this interracial gangbang route and you’re basically reduced to a background prop while she rides other guys, moaning your name sometimes, sometimes not. It stings a bit, not gonna lie, and the messed up thing is that it’s hot. One ending even has you treat her like a proper girlfriend, lots of cuddling, cute dates, phone calls, light masturbation scenes where she streams to you only, vibrator buzzing under the desk while she’s talking about ranked matches, and you’re like “ah, this is wholesome” until she shows up later covered in cum in a totally different path and you remember what kind of game this is. The writing is simple, not trying to be clever, just straight to the point with teasing, groping, toys, creampie close-ups that go on long enough you start noticing tiny details. Sometimes the pacing feels weird, like it jumps too quickly from playful flirting to choking and sexual harassment, and I wish there was one extra beat of build-up, but whatever, my hand was already busy. The point and click stuff is easy, you wander through her room, poke at random objects, trigger scenes, stumble into a foot fetish moment when you only wanted to open a drawer. I actually got stuck once because I kept replaying a specific oral scene instead of moving forward. The multiple endings are fun to chase, even when you end up as the pathetic voyeur watching her fuck somebody else. That’s kind of the charm: you’re never fully sure if you’re the protagonist or just a camera with a hard-on.

That first scene with Mercy, the full Overwatch cosplay getup, wings and all. She's giving this speech about healing the world while slowly peeling off that white suit and I'm just sitting there thinking, this is what I downloaded it for, right? The janky UI, the weird way characters sometimes teleport during animations, none of it mattered when she finally got down to just the thigh-highs and that staff. Then she does this ahegao face that's honestly a bit much, tongue out, eyes rolling back, and I laughed. Not in a bad way. The whole thing's so earnestly horny it circles back to being charming.

Mr. Scribbly's built something sprawling here. You run a shop in Chios, this city that feels like it's held together with tape, and then you hop into an alternate dimension where everything's darker and cultists are trying to collapse reality. There's a mind control mechanic that works like... you build devotion? Worship points? I don't fully get it but suddenly that milf baker who was just teaching you about sourdough is calling you master and her corruption arc starts. Her tits are massive. Everyone's are. The 3DCG models have that specific look where proportions don't make sense but you stop caring around hour five when you're managing your harem's schedules between business hours and goblin girl encounters. Yes, goblin girls. Shortstacked, green, aggressive. One of them runs a gambling den and if you lose enough she offers alternative payment methods. I wish the sandbox elements weren't so clunky, the map screen lags and sometimes you click on the college and end up at the mob boss's place instead. That won't get fixed, I can tell.

Combat's in there too, I think. I skipped most of it to get back to the dating sim parts where you're seducing a married couple simultaneously while their spouse is in the next room. The cheating tag is about them cheating with you, not on you, which is a relief because NTR makes my skin crawl. There's a virgin character, a childhood friend maybe? She does this striptease at a festival and the animation loops weirdly, her hands clipping through her own skirt. Still watched the whole thing twice. Fifteen hours of content and I've barely touched the main quest about the doomsday cult because I keep finding new ways to make women do exhibitionist stuff in public. The writing's trying to be Yakuza meets Mass Effect but honestly it's more like someone's extremely detailed fantasy notebook come to life and I mean that as a compliment. Creampie endings everywhere, no pull-out game in this dimension.

The whole thing feels like someone took a horny fanfic about a certain blue-suited mecha girl and then asked, “ok but what if her nice boyfriend stopped being nice on purpose?” You start as this regular dude, Thomas or whatever name you slap on him, already living the nerd fantasy: you share a bed with a national hero, watch her stream, she smiles at you, she kinda trusts you. She thinks you are the safe option. Then that stupid mail shows up and suddenly you are the corrupting influence in the apartment, not the world-saving sidekick. I actually laughed when the game pretends for five minutes that you might resist. You won’t. The design here is simple: take a cheerful idol-like heroine, then very slowly turn her into something that would get a Twitch channel banned in seconds.

What kept me playing was not the sex at first, it was the mental gymnastics. The game tries to justify your choices, like “you are helping her explore”, while you are literally pushing her into cheating, exhibition, and worse. She does the whole ahegao, drooling, tongue out thing in public places while your guy smiles like he is comparing phone plans. There is this early scene where you convince her that fan service is good for her popularity, so the first time she goes a bit too far on stream, just bending over too low, it still feels almost innocent. Then later you have her kneeling between your legs under the desk, still with that gamer headset on, and her chat is spamming emotes, and that is when the moral part hits. Your character calls it “content”. You call it a blowjob. The game does not punish you for it. That is the interesting problem for me. It lets you be the one who crosses the line again and again, and at some point you stop noticing where the line was.

Sex scenes are a mix of dumb comedy and real kink. One moment she is whining because the buttplug is “too big, you perv”, next moment she is rocking on it during a ranked match because you set a stupid rule about losing = spanking. Oral, anal, toys, a bit of choking, more spanking than necessary, some swinging flavor when other people get involved and pretend it is all just fun between adults. The humiliation is not only about making her blush, it is social. You drag her into situations where someone might see, and often they actually do. Those bits hurt more than any paddle. There is a very on-brand Overwatch parody vibe, but not careful enough to feel safe, like the dev is giggling while changing just enough details. I kind of wish the boyfriend had one moment of real guilt, but he mostly levels up into more creative male domination, turning “perfect girlfriend” into your trained little content machine. And yeah, the game plays it like a joke, but somewhere under the ahegao faces and dumb memes there is this quiet question: when you teach someone to like their own degradation, are you really loving them, or just rearranging them into a sex toy that says “oppa” when you press the right button. No answer given. It just hands you another scene.