Look, the rendering on that robot arm joint is busted. Like they just gave up halfway through rigging it and said yeah, whatever, the fans are here for the tight suit anyway. And honestly? That’s the entire vibe of this thing. It’s a D.Va parody that doesn’t even try to hide its seams, and I kind of respect that. She’s got that classic asian face sculpt but the eyes are just dead when she’s not mid-scene. Creepy.

But then the animation kicks in. Forget the overwatch lore for a second because she’s not saving the world, she’s squatting on her mech’s cockpit rim with zero preamble. The sound design is a war crime, just wet slapping noises that loop badly, but the way her hips snap forward? Brutal. The suit is that shiny latex texture that doesn’t peel off, just stretches open at the crotch which is physically impossible but who cares. There’s a moment in scene two where she grabs one of the mech’s smaller utility clamps and... you know, I forgot to mention the static images at the end. They’re just there. One has her toe curling which is a nice touch I guess? Why was I talking about the clamp.

Wish the dev added a faster skip button because the third scene drags on a loop that made me think my browser froze. But then she arches her back and the suit highlights a muscle definition in her stomach that actually looks really good for such an unpolished model. Total contradiction. It’s like finding a crisp apple in a dumpster. You’re still digging through trash but that one bite is perfect. The mech itself is just a silent metal chair with a dildo attachment, no personality. Missed opportunity for a Bastion cameo or something. I’d complain more but I already closed the tab and reopened it, so.

Smurfette's drunk. Again. And this time it's not just a headache she's waking up with. The whole premise is so stupidly simple, a parody that basically asks: what if the one blonde in the village got absolutely hammered on stolen wine and her subconscious turned into a fever dream of bad decisions? The art is deliberately rough, like someone sketched it on a napkin after a few too many themselves, and honestly? That's the whole charm. It's not trying to be a polished visual novel. It's a dirty joke told with crayons.

The "surprise" tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here. You think it's just going to be a standard loop of her passed out, maybe some clumsy groping from a random Smurf. But then the dream sequence kicks in and suddenly there's a dog. Yeah, a dog. A big, enthusiastically drawn canine who is very, very interested in Smurfette's current state. The game doesn't shy away from it, it just throws you right into this absurd, explicit scenario with the same energy as a late-night cartoon parody on a channel you definitely shouldn't be watching. The humor is the main engine. It's not trying to be hot in a traditional sense, it's trying to be so ridiculous you can't help but laugh while clicking through.

The animation, if you can call it that, is a series of stills that change with all the grace of a flipbook made by a hyperactive child. There's a moment where the dog's tail wags and it's the most low-effort, two-frame loop I've ever seen, and I spent way too long just staring at it, cackling. The whole thing feels like a shitpost that somehow became interactive. The "doggie" content is explicit, no question, but it's framed in such a cartoonish, "can you believe they did this?" way that it circles back around to being just pure, unadulterated parody. I completely forgot to mention the other Smurfs are barely in it. It's just her, the wine, and that damn dog. And maybe that's the point. Peyo is probably rolling in his grave so fast he could power a small city.

Grey Worm's got no cock. We all know this. But this game, this beautiful mess of a game, says fuck canon, he's got a strap and Missandei's about to lose her mind. The opening scene just throws you right into that room in Meereen, the one with the candles and the awkward silence from the show. Except here, the silence lasts about two seconds before she's pulling his tunic off and he's got this... thing. It's not even a real dick, it's like a leather harness with a carved stone attachment, and the game treats it with the same serious face as the HBO show. That's the joke, I think. Or maybe it's not a joke at all.

The animation is janky as hell, like someone made it in a weekend using a laptop from 2009. Missandei's tits don't quite move right, they sort of float, and her face gets stuck in this one expression that's supposed to be passion but looks more like she's trying to remember if she left the stove on. But then Grey Worm starts thrusting and the sound effects kick in, this wet slapping noise that's way too loud, and suddenly I don't care about the graphics. She squirts. Like, a lot. The game calls it "squirting as crazy" in the description and that's exactly what happens, a fountain that would make a hentai artist blush. There's a moment where the camera zooms in on her face and she says something in Valyrian, I think it's "more" but who knows, and then the cumshot happens even though it's a strap-on, which makes no sense but whatever.

I wish there was a button to make her say "you are my weakness" like in the real episode. That line lives in my head rent free. The game just loops the same three positions and then it's over. No dialogue choices, no branching paths, just Missandei getting railed by a eunuch with a prosthetic. It's stupid and horny and I've played it four times. The blog they link to has some wild lore about how this fits into the "Game of Porns" universe, apparently there's a whole series with Daenerys and Cersei too. I should probably check those out but honestly I keep coming back to this one. The way she arches her back right before the finale, that's cinema.

There's this one Naruto Shippuden flash game floating around, you know the kind you'd find on newgrounds or e621 back in the day, and it decides to fill in a blank the show left. The blank being the big pervert Sasori and what he apparently does to Sakura after that whole puppet master fight with Chiyo. Forget the hundred puppets technique, his real secret jutsu is something else entirely, a skill for mentally destroying girls through humiliation, and the game just cuts straight to him using these mechanical tentacles on her.

The animation is rough, like really rough, not smooth at all. It's almost jarring how it loops, but maybe that adds to the whole grotesque factory of it. She's just there, Sakura, the strong student of Tsunade, and she can't defend at all. There is no fighting back mechanic, it's just a scene that plays out. You just watch. The tentacles, they're these crude robotic things from Sasori's arsenal, and the whole point is how this powerful technic just leaves her completely helpless. I spent maybe too long trying to see if the animation would change if I clicked around, it doesn't. It's just that one repeating loop of her getting *** by puppet appendages.

It's a parody, obviously, and naming it a "hidden chapter" is a funny way to frame it, like some lost Toei Animation cut. The whole thing is built on that one cruel idea from the tags, humiliation is his favorite card. If you're into a specific flavor of naruto hentai where Sakura gets absolutely wrecked by a Akatsuki member's dolls, this exists. The artstyle is that recognizable early 2000s flash look, and it commits to its single, unpolished fantasy of Sasori's secret technique without apologizing. Just don't expect a game, expect a scene.

The whole thing runs in browser, right, so I'm clicking through and suddenly Bayonetta's got these tits that would make a hentai artist blush. The customization sliders are actually decent, not gonna lie. You can tweak her proportions until she looks like she'd tip over, or keep it somewhat reasonable. I spent way too long adjusting the hair length, which is stupid because you're not here for hairstyles.

The parody angle is loose at best. She's got the glasses sometimes, the beehive hairdo, but mostly she's just a sexy witch who fucks. And that's fine. That's what the Porn Bastards series does, they grab a recognizable character design and then it's straight to the action. You can read the story bits if you want, some setup about summoning demons or whatever, but there's a skip button that I abused like a broken vending machine. Just click next, next, next until the clothes come off.

The rough sex tag isn't kidding around. There's this one scene where she's bent over and the animation loops in a way that's almost hypnotic. Almost. Then the sound cuts out for two seconds and comes back and I'm sitting there wondering if my browser crashed. It didn't. The game just does that sometimes. Nobody talks about how janky these things can be, like the cumshot effect that looks more like someone spilled yogurt on the screen. But you know what, I kept clicking. The MILF energy is there, she's got that older woman confidence, the way she looks at the camera like she's already bored of you. That's the good stuff.

I forgot to mention the outfit options. There's the classic bodysuit, some lingerie variants. The customization menu is deeper than it has any right to be for a browser game you'll finish in, well, you know how long. The replayability question is weird because technically you can go back and try different looks, different positions, but are you really replaying it or just edging? The visual design is functional horny, nothing groundbreaking, but the way her thighs squish against the animation rigging is doing something to my brain chemistry.

Flare Corona doesn't waste time with romance. She wants Lucy Heartfilia, specifically that blonde's ass, and the whole thing plays out like a predator finally getting her meal. The animation is rough, deliberately unpolished, like someone sketched it in a hurry because they were too horny to care about clean lines. I respect that. The desperation comes through.

There's this moment where Flare licks Lucy's pussy like it's melting ice cream, slow and messy, and Lucy just... lets her. No resistance, no dialogue, just soft moans. That passivity does something to me. I wish there was more struggle, more fight, but I know there won't be. Flare's tongue moves lower, and the rimming starts. That's the whole point of this thing, really. Her mouth works Lucy's ass with this focused, obsessive rhythm that feels less like sex and more like worship. Or punishment. Hard to tell.

The red hair against Lucy's pale skin, the way Flare's eyes stay half-lidded, like she's drunk on it. The game is short, maybe five minutes of looped animation, but the sound design is wetter than expected. Small detail that stuck with me: Flare's nails dig into Lucy's thighs right before the anal licking intensifies. That tiny possessive grip. I keep replaying that part.

If you're here for Fairy Tail parody, don't expect the characters to act like themselves. Flare is more unhinged, Lucy more compliant. But if you want a quick, filthy lesbian scene with rare rimming focus, this delivers. Just don't expect polish. The roughness is the appeal.

This one feels like some horny shitpost that accidentally turned into a working game. You start as this very generic hero dude, like the kind of guy people throw into parodies when they can’t be bothered to write an actual OC, and he somehow ends up in this awkward situation with two girls at once. One looks like the “normal” cute anime girl you see on literally every thumbnail on F95 and Pornhub Games tab, and the other is this horny fluffy girl with ears and tail who absolutely knows she’s the weird one in the room and enjoys it. The game does not try to pretend it’s about romance or deep story. It is very clearly about “how fast can we get to the part where he’s covered in sweat and they’re covered in cum.” And it actually works better like that, weirdly.

What I liked is that the threesome doesn’t feel like some perfect porn choreography. It’s a bit messy, a bit off-balance, like when you have too many tabs open in your browser and your PC wants to die but still keeps going. You’re bouncing between both girls, trying to keep them “happy,” and sometimes you accidentally focus too long on one and the other is just in the background, stroking herself, giving that “hello, remember me?” vibe. The furry girl is clearly written for people who already went through the whole “maybe I am into this?” phase watching porn on xVideos or on some cursed Reddit thread, not for people who still pretend they’re only into missionary with the lights off. She’s pushier, she almost steals the scene a few times, grinding up close when you’re still busy with the human girl, like “hey, share.” And when you finally line up for the facial at the end, it’s actually kind of funny. You’re choosing where to blow and the game really enjoys making you feel greedy for trying to spray both of them. The final cumshot is wild and a little over the top, but it leans into the parody vibe, like those hentai loops everyone keeps reposting on Twitter with the same three reaction gifs.

The funniest part for me is how the “normal” girl is supposed to be the safer option, the vanilla “entry point,” but the more you play, the more she feels like the weird one, because she’s just trying to pretend this is a regular one-on-one hookup while there is literally a horny fluffy girl licking stray drops off her cheek and chest. At one point I legit paused, opened Discord to yell at a friend about how the game somehow made the facial itself feel like a punchline, then went back and replayed that last stretch just to hit both girls at the exact same frame. The parody aspect is pretty strong, but it never goes into that annoying “haha everything is ironic” territory. It’s horny first, self-aware second. Also, the facial is treated like the main event, the big stupid fireworks show. The whole build up is centered on that moment where you finally let go and paint both faces, and when it lands, it looks like something that would get gif-ripped and passed around on hentai forums with a filename like “you_wish_you_were_here.webm.” It’s crass, messy, not subtle at all, and kind of exactly what you expect when a game promises “you end by covering both girls,” then just commits to that bit completely.

The opacity slider. That's the whole game, really. Not a game, more like a little browser widget someone threw together after their shift at the konbini. Hatsune Miku stands there, in that classic outfit, blinking with that blank Vocaloid stare. You get a few tabs of clothes, school uniform, a bikini, some weird frilly thing. And you drag a slider. Her skirt fades away. Her top goes from solid teal to a ghost of a suggestion, nipples just... there. Small tits, yeah, the description wasn't lying. It's weirdly honest about that, almost defensive. Like the creator needed you to know they respect the source material's flat chest before letting you make her completely naked.

I kept clicking the same two buttons, making the shirt transparent then opaque again. Transparent. Opaque. There's no goal, no score, no little chibi Miku jumping for joy when you pick a good combo. Just the faint scratch of my mouse wheel. I remember downloading MikuMikuDance models back in the day, spending hours trying to get the physics right on her hair, and this feels like the perverted cousin of that. The art is clean, basic vector stuff, but the face is wrong. Miku's expression is too vacant, even for her. It's not sexy vacant, it's "I've been rendering since 2009 and I'm tired" vacant. The undressing mechanic is literally the only interactive bit beyond swapping preset outfits, and the "unique combination" the description promises is just... how see through do you want the shirt, bro? 70%? 80%? It's a fap widget, nothing more. And the music. There isn't any. A rhythm game parody with no sound. That's almost a joke, right? A silent Miku, staring at you while you make her digitally indecent. I don't know what I expected. Maybe a little "po pi po" when you clicked something.

The soundtrack is just a loop of that one Naruto flute thing but pitched slightly wrong, and honestly it made the whole thing funnier than it should be. You got Hinata, shy as hell in the show, but here she's dropping her pants for Kiba faster than he can say "fang over fang." The minigame is basically a timing thing, click when the bar hits the sweet spot, and if you miss she just stares at you like you asked her to do taxes. Creampie finish is the whole point, obviously, and the cumshot animation is janky but in a way that feels like someone actually cared about making it messy.

Kiba's cock is drawn way too big for his body, like someone photoshopped a fire hydrant onto a teenager. Hinata's tits bounce with zero physics logic, just up and down like a screensaver. And the memory card thing, you'd think it saves progress but no, it's just a little icon that flashes when you nut. Classic flash game nonsense. I spent more time than I want to admit trying to get the perfect score on the ass-to-pussy transition, which isn't even a real transition, just a cut.

Would I want a DLC where Neji walks in and gets jealous? Absolutely. But it won't happen. The whole thing feels like it was made in a weekend by someone who really, really likes Hinata's ass and honestly, respect. The dialogue is broken English, like "you are make me feel so good Kiba-kun," which somehow adds to the charm. If you're here for Naruto porn, you already know what you're getting. No need to explain the plot. Just click and enjoy the creampie.