Batman’s out doing his broody gargoyle thing while his sidekick gets the cave all to himself, and wow does this version of Robin know how to multitask. Catwoman purring against a console, Harley bouncing on his lap like she’s testing the tensile strength of spandex, and Ivy just… lurking with that smile that says photosynthesis isn’t the only thing she wants to pollinate. The whole setup feels like someone raided a DeviantArt favorites folder from 2009 and said yeah, let’s make that playable.

Art’s deliberately rough. Not sketchy in an artistic way, more like the creator stopped giving a fuck three anatomy studies in. Catwoman’s tits have that weird gravitational pull where they’re simultaneously perky and saggy, which honestly fits the fever dream logic of the thing. Right click menus are your main interaction, cycling through poses and states of undress that remind me of those old Flash dress up games where you’d accidentally make Barbie spread eagle and your dial up froze mid load. Except here it’s intentional, and Ivy’s vines are doing things that’d make her comic book creator choke on his chlorophyll smoothie.

Robin himself is a non entity. Literally the least horny dude in his own sex scene, staring dead eyed through the whole thing like he’s already thinking about his report to Batman. “Yeah Bruce, the cave’s secure. No, no intruders, why do you have that look.” Speaking of, the parody aspect is so paper thin it’s basically tracing paper. Harley says some vague quips, Ivy mentions plants in the most clinical way possible, and Catwoman… actually wait, does Catwoman even talk? I sat through three cycles and I genuinely can’t remember. The sound design is just clicking and the occasional squeak of what I assume is a leather couch.

There’s this one moment where Harley’s animation loops wrong and she teleports three inches to the left mid bounce. Peak comedy I didn’t expect.

File’s sitting on Patreon through bambook, runs in browser (the link’s a Google Drive thing, no install needed), and the whole experience is like finding a sticky magazine in the woods. You know it’s trash, you know someone probably cranked it out in a caffeine fugue, but there’s a honesty to it. No pretentious VN dialogue about feelings. Just Robin getting a pelvic workout from three women who’d canonically not waste their time on him while the Batcomputer probably logs everything. God I hope someone’s writing a sequel where Alfred walks in.

The whole thing runs on a loop, which is honestly more hypnotic than it has any right to be. You got Cody, looking like he just walked out of a parole hearing, and Poison, who is... well, the eternal question, right? The game doesn't answer it, it just hands you a toggle. Cock or pussy. Pick one. The animation doesn't change much, just the equipment, and that's the entire joke. A one button existential crisis.

Cody's got this massive, almost clinically rendered dick and he's just going to town on Poison's ass with the enthusiasm of a man who's been in prison a while. The physics are janky, like a flash animation from a forgotten corner of Newgrounds, but there's a specific weight to the thrusts that works. Poison's giant, ridiculous tits bounce with a rhythm that's almost separate from the rest of her body. You can almost hear the slapping sound effect that isn't there. The whole thing is this grimy, unpolished hentai take on Street Fighter that feels like a dirty secret you found on a zip disk.

Then the cumshot. It's not just a shot, it's a weather event. The screen gets absolutely hosed. It's so over the top it loops back around from gross to genuinely funny. Like, who hurt the developer? Why is there so much? It just keeps going, painting everything white until the loop resets and Cody is back to pounding away like nothing happened. The 3 on 1 tag is a lie, by the way. It's just these two. Maybe the third is the existential dread of Poison's canonical ambiguity. Or the sheer volume of jizz. That could count as a third participant.

My kid was looking at this on his phone. I saw the name Street Fighter and thought okay, fighting game, he plays those. Then I looked closer. It's not Street Fighter. It's just... Poison. And Ryu. And she's... her chest is enormous. Like, absurdly huge. The whole thing is a point and click where you're supposed to defend against her attacks by clicking circles that pop up. Reflex thing. Miss too many and you lose, hit enough and she... strips.

I stood there watching him click these little blue orbs while Poison's sprite got progressively more naked between rounds. Four rounds total. The minigame itself is so basic, just a clicker with a timer bar that drains if you're slow. The hitboxes felt off on my phone, sometimes I'd tap right on the circle and it wouldn't register, and then her attack lands and Ryu's health drops. Infuriating. Not that I was playing it. I was just... testing. After he went to bed.

The reward at the end is a pov blowjob scene. It's not animated well. It loops awkwardly and the art style shifts from the fighting part, like they grabbed assets from different places. Poison's expression doesn't change, just this fixed look while the loop plays. I don't know what I expected. Actually I do know, and this wasn't it. The whole thing takes maybe three minutes to finish if you don't fail the reflex checks.

I haven't decided if I'm going to say anything to him. What do you even say? "I noticed you were playing a game where a woman with poison powers takes off her clothes and then..." I don't know how to finish that sentence. The browser history showed he found it through some forum link. These things just exist out there, no age gate, nothing. Just a webpage with Ryu getting a blowjob as a reward for good timing.

Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

The whole thing is three loops. That's it. No menus, no dialogue, just Poison getting railed by Deejay, then Dudley, then Balrog in a row. I kept waiting for a fourth scene to unlock, maybe a hidden button, but no. You click the thumbnail, the animation plays, it loops. The end. For a convention afterparty projector this is actually perfect because nobody has to think, but on a phone at home it feels like someone sent you a zip file from 2009 and called it a game.

The animation itself is rough in a way that loops back around to charming. Poison's tits bounce with that weird elastic snap you only get from hand-tweaked keyframes, and Balrog's dick has this slight bend that makes the penetration look almost painful. Deejay's scene is the weakest, his face stays frozen in that same grin the whole time, like he's posing for a photo while his hips do all the work. Dudley's is the best, mostly because his boxing stance makes the thrusting look like a jab combo, and Poison's legs shake in a way that suggests the animator actually watched reference footage. The sound is just a low synth hum and wet slaps, no moans, which is either lazy or genius depending on how many people are in the room.

I wish there was a speed control. The loops run at one pace, and after the third repeat you start noticing the same smear frame on Poison's ass every time. Also the background is just a purple gradient, no stage, no crowd, nothing. For a Street Fighter parody you'd expect at least a health bar or a KO flash when they finish, but no. Just three horny gifs in a trench coat pretending to be a game. Still, I've seen worse at actual conventions. At least nobody here is dressed as a fursona while explaining their lore.