Imagine loading this up after a long day, brain half-melted, and suddenly you’re getting dragged into a “date” with D.Va that feels like someone mixed a cheesy dating sim, a porn comic and one of those horny chat logs you regret reading, but keep scrolling anyway. You start with that cute idol-gamer vibe, all neon colors and fake innocence, and before you realise, the game is already poking at you: are you going to be the sweet guy trying to charm her, or the creep who’s low-key thrilled that she can be pushed, teased, blackmailed, dragged into the mess with you. It looks harmless at first. She smiles, you pick a flirty line, maybe you focus on her gamer side, maybe you go straight to “I want to see your ass in that bodysuit” because self-control is for other people. The tone can switch really fast from romantic to filthy, and I kinda liked that whiplash.

One thing I enjoyed is how your small choices actually feel dirty. Like, you’re sitting there picking if you compliment her skills or stare at her thighs, and each click nudges her personality. Be too soft and she turns into this clingy romance route, kissing, handholding, slow teasing, lesbian curiosity when another girl appears on-screen and they start “practicing” on each other while you’re just watching like a perv. Go harsher and you end up with her on her knees, drool and mascara, taking rough oral, gagging, getting her face painted in bukkake scenes that almost feel too intimate because of the POV angle. There is a moment where you can force her into public stuff, like twisted exhibitionism in a place that is way too bright, and I actually paused for a second, then clicked anyway. Of course I did. Some branches are straight humiliation: you talk her into sending vids, then use them to corner her, pushing her into group sex while she tries to pretend she’s still in control, ahegao face and all. And then, in another branch, you’re gently rubbing her legs, playing with her feet, she blushes, gives you this shy footjob that somehow feels more embarrassing than the multiple penetration route later on. Also, whoever animated the anal scenes clearly has issues, in a good way.

The game loves fucking with you emotionally too. There’s a whole netorare angle where you think you’re the one corrupting her, then suddenly there’s this interracial gangbang route and you’re basically reduced to a background prop while she rides other guys, moaning your name sometimes, sometimes not. It stings a bit, not gonna lie, and the messed up thing is that it’s hot. One ending even has you treat her like a proper girlfriend, lots of cuddling, cute dates, phone calls, light masturbation scenes where she streams to you only, vibrator buzzing under the desk while she’s talking about ranked matches, and you’re like “ah, this is wholesome” until she shows up later covered in cum in a totally different path and you remember what kind of game this is. The writing is simple, not trying to be clever, just straight to the point with teasing, groping, toys, creampie close-ups that go on long enough you start noticing tiny details. Sometimes the pacing feels weird, like it jumps too quickly from playful flirting to choking and sexual harassment, and I wish there was one extra beat of build-up, but whatever, my hand was already busy. The point and click stuff is easy, you wander through her room, poke at random objects, trigger scenes, stumble into a foot fetish moment when you only wanted to open a drawer. I actually got stuck once because I kept replaying a specific oral scene instead of moving forward. The multiple endings are fun to chase, even when you end up as the pathetic voyeur watching her fuck somebody else. That’s kind of the charm: you’re never fully sure if you’re the protagonist or just a camera with a hard-on.

Mike Oxmaul. Yeah, the name already tells you what kind of dumb horny energy this whole thing is on. He’s a uni kid who’s short in all the ways that hurt a guy’s ego, stuck in a campus full of walking sex symbols and thirsty weirdos, and the whole game just kind of laughs at him while also giving him way too many chances to fuck his way into trouble. On the surface it looks like a chill dating sim sandbox, you wander around, bump into people, poke your nose where it shouldn’t go, but it keeps swerving between “wholesome romance” and “oh wow this is actually kind of filthy” so fast that at some point I just stopped pretending I’d pick the pure routes. One scene you’re trying to hold a semi-normal conversation with a shy virgin classmate, next scene you’re hiding in a locker watching a milf prof get pounded and arguing with yourself if voyeurism counts as studying. It absolutely doesn’t, but Mike will call it research anyway.

What actually sells it is how every choice feels like you’re digging your own grave while laughing. Take the whole cheating and netorare side of it. It starts small, just flirty texts with someone who’s “totally single, promise”, then suddenly you’re the side guy, getting your dick sucked in a campus bathroom while her actual boyfriend is sending her wholesome goodnight messages. Then later, you stumble into a scene where she’s getting used like a toy by some bigger guy and Mike is just there, humiliated, half turned on, half destroyed. The game doesn’t break into a speech about morals, it just sits there like, “yeah, you clicked those options, buddy.” Same with the humiliation and sissification bits: one minute he’s posturing as the big man, next he’s on his knees with a collar on, getting teased by a smug futa or a cruel domme who reads him like a therapist with a strap-on. And the teasing never stops at just “handjob and done”, it loves to drag it out, edging, groping, footjobs that last way too long while he’s trying to focus on some fake “group project” nobody is actually doing. There’s this dumb but brilliant running gag where he keeps telling himself he’s not into being dominated, right after he just licked someone’s toes while they call him “good little toy”. Completely believable, honestly.

Campus life here is like porn Twitter and a bad hentai subreddit crashed into a school setting and no one cleaned up the mess. You’ve got big tit milfs leaking through their shirts, students flashing panties out of nowhere, exhibitionism that’s basically a sport, and then in the middle of that, a random furry girl trying to act like this is a normal dating sim route. Oh, and the lactation and pregnancy stuff? It creeps in slowly. First it’s just “wow, big tits, they bounce”, then there’s a titfuck scene, then some milky blowjob, and Mike’s POV camera is way too close, like the game itself is horny and can’t hold the phone steady. The group sex bits go from clumsy fantasy to full-on bukkake piles, where you’re half lost in bodies and lube and some trans/futa character is absolutely stealing the whole show. The writing will crack a joke, you laugh, and then three seconds later your dick is out again, like, how did we get from banter to anal creampie and sex toys in the ass this fast. Honestly, the only thing that annoyed me was this one looping animation I saw in like three different scenes; every time it popped up again I got irrationally angry and still didn’t skip, which kind of says a lot. It all feels messy, horny, slightly mean, sometimes unexpectedly sweet, and always just a little bit too real about how a guy who’s “coming up short” somehow keeps ending knee-deep in prostitution side gigs, interracial threesomes, and being used as a fuckable stress ball by people way more confident than him. I kept telling myself I’d go for the romance routes and then found myself watching from the closet while someone else made the girl ahegao. Perfectly terrible decisions all the way down.

Birchfall, man. What a weird little slice of digital smut. You got this couple, right? Fresh off the bus, new city, new job, the whole nine yards. And the game just... watches them. It's a point and click adventure, sort of, but really it's a slow burn into watching these two unravel each other. The AI CG is deliberately rough around the edges, like someone smeared vaseline on a webcam from 2005, but that's the charm. It's not trying to be some hyper-polished Illusion title. It's grimy and a little off, which makes the ahegao faces hit different. You know?

The pov shifts are jarring in the best way. One minute you're the guy, fumbling through unpacking boxes, the next you're the female protagonist getting felt up by some new "friend" at a housewarming party. The spanking scene in the kitchen, I won't spoil it, but the dialogue tree there is pure chaos. You can tease your way into a full on vaginal scene right there on the linoleum, or you can blue ball the whole situation and go brood on the balcony. The creampie finish isn't some grand reward, it's just... a thing that happens, messy and awkward. The humor is dry, like finding a half-eaten sandwich in a moving box. There's this one bit where you're trying to buy curtains and the clerk just starts talking about his divorce. Totally unrelated. I laughed, then immediately felt weird about it.

The multiple protagonists thing is where it gets sticky. You're not just piloting one horny dude. You're inside her head too, navigating her own side of the romance and the teasing. And the game doesn't judge. You can make her a total slut for the neighbor while the guy is at work, or you can play it painfully vanilla. The big tits physics are absurd, like someone coded them on a dare, but during the oral sex scenes the janky animation actually adds this layer of desperate realism. It's not sexy, it's... compelling. Wish the point and click hitboxes weren't so finicky though. Missed a whole spanking prompt because I clicked a pixel too far left on a lamp. A lamp! Who puts a crucial interaction zone on a lamp? Anyway, the adventure tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting. It's more of a voyeuristic simulator for a relationship imploding in slow motion. And I'm here for it.

Okay so you know how sometimes you click on one of these things and the renders look like someone smeared vaseline on the lens? This one has that AI CG thing going on, which normally I'd complain about but honestly it kinda works for the whole bleary, sweaty vibe. The blonde, man. The blonde. She's got this ridiculous body, the kind where the proportions make you do a double take, and the game knows it. Spends way too much time just letting you stare at her through a crack in the door. I'm not even kidding, there's a whole voyeurism mechanic where you literally just peek. It's not complex. You click, you watch, you feel like a creep. And the sound design, or lack of it, makes it worse. Just ambient house noises and this heavy breathing that might be yours.

The plot is whatever. Mike's wife is cold, marriage is dead, then this new woman shows up. A gentle soul, the description says. She's got secrets too, I guess, but I got stuck on a loop trying to see if the wife would catch me. There's a choice system that feels like it matters but then you reload and pick the other thing and the dialogue barely changes. The tension is all in the waiting. Will she turn around? Will the floorboard creak? My heart was pounding over a goddamn still image. That's the power of a big ass and a mystery, I suppose. Forgot to mention the cheating tag is the whole point. You're a scumbag from the jump and the game doesn't let you forget it.

The house itself feels like a character. All shadows and doorframes. I spent ten minutes just clicking on a potted plant because I thought it might trigger something. It didn't. That's the game. A lot of waiting for a payoff that's just another jpeg. But that one scene, the one where you're in the hallway and the light from the bathroom catches her just right, made me forget my own name for a second. So there's that.

Through The Lens starts calm, almost too calm, like some Instagram reel that suddenly goes NSFW when you least expect. You open on Jake, this dude who clearly spends more time in Lightroom than sleeping, scrolling through his phone, lining up gigs, checking messages from models. It feels a bit like when I obsess over which chiptune track to use for a Mega Man AMV, except here every choice might end with someone tied up and dripping on a hotel bed. The game is all about the phone, the little buzz of a new notification, the way a short text from a “professional” model flips into sexting with a single emoji. I liked that a lot: you’re not just clicking through dialogue boxes, you’re peeking into chats, checking photos, swiping like a horny version of Telegram and Instagram mashed together. First time Madison sends a slightly too-personal selfie, not fully nude, just suggestive, I already knew where this was going. And yeah, the camera view, the POV stuff, it really sells that you’re actually behind the lens, lining up the shot while your brain is already 3 steps ahead, thinking how her lips would look wrapped around you instead of a wine glass.

The sex doesn’t hit you fast, and that might piss off some people, but for me it made the payoff stronger. When you finally get that shoot where the ropes come out, it’s not just “suddenly bondage”. You’ve seen hints in the chats, jokes, maybe a subtle line where she says she likes “feeling restricted” and you think it’s metaphorical until she’s on the couch, wrists bound, chest pushing against the knots while you watch from Jake’s eyes and try not to click through too quick. The animated bits are smooth enough, not some janky GIF spam, and when he pushes in and you see her body arch in POV, that slow grinding with the rope digging into her skin, it actually feels like a scene someone planned, not just looping porn. There’s this older woman too, Vanessa, total milf energy, the kind who talks to you like she’s in charge even when she’s the one undressing. I liked her banter in the messages, she teases Jake, makes him jump through little hoops, then lets him fuck her raw and moan into his ear while he fills her up. The creampie shots are not subtle at all, and I respect that. One moment he’s being all professional, checking the framing, the next he’s buried inside, groaning, and you’re watching that sticky mess leaking out while she smirks like she planned it. I have one small gripe: sometimes the mystery vibe they try to build in the background, like “there is more behind these models and their past”, feels half-baked, like a B-side track that never got fully mixed. But then the next message pops on the phone, some new temptation, a hint of romance you don’t entirely trust, and you forget you were supposed to care about anything except who you’re fucking on the next shoot.

Game starts and you’re basically staring through this guy’s eyes at his “girlfriend” who is… yeah, a robot. Not the chrome sci‑fi one, more like a cute artificial waifu who tries a little too hard to please. You tell her what to do, she looks at you, waits for the input like a horny Alexa, and then actually does it. There’s something really fucked up and hot about how simple her brain is. No drama, no “we need to talk”, just “yes, master” energy in a soft voice and big eyes like she’s about to make a mistake on purpose. First time she leans in close, blinking, asking if she did good, I already knew this was gonna be one of those games you pretend you’re “just testing” but then your right hand starts making plans without you. The whole POV thing locks you in her little bubble, and it really sells that feeling she exists only in that room and only for your dick.

It’s kind of funny, because the game tries to be cute and jokey and then drops the breeding stuff like it’s no big deal. One second you’re laughing at some awkward line she delivers, the next she’s kneeling, talking about how she can carry your child, and your brain does that Windows XP error noise. She’s a robot that can get pregnant, which makes zero logical sense and also hits that “fuck it, let’s go” part of your lizard brain. When she asks you to finish inside, the game doesn’t tiptoe around it. It straight up wants you to paint her insides and then stare at her face as she processes it, like she’s doing some dirty math about sperm count. There is this moment where you tell her to stay still, push deep, and then watch that tiny change in her expression when you dump everything inside her and she realizes she’s being filled for real. You get that framed POV shot of her body trying to take all of it, tiny belly twitch, and suddenly the whole “simulation” thing feels way too personal.

What really caught me though is how rough around the edges it is in a charming way. It’s janky, you can feel the early stage stuff, the pacing is weird, menus feel like somebody made them half awake, and I swear one line made me alt‑tab to Google Docs just to check if English is dead or not. But that roughness kind of fits this robot girl who is still “learning” how to be your perfect little toy. She repeats herself a bit, her reactions don’t always match what you picked, and I got irrationally mad at one tiny UI button that never sits where my muscle memory expects it, but then she turns around, offers you her ass with this clueless, obedient attitude and your brain forgives everything. The humor hits in random spikes, like when she talks about being your ideal girlfriend while you’re literally stuffing her full and thinking “yeah, this is totally healthy”, and then the game flips it again and leans hard into that fertile, creampie, “fill me more” talk that makes your mouse hand move faster. It’s messy, it’s horny, it’s a robot girlfriend that follows orders and lets you pump her full just because you told her to, and somehow that combination works a little too well.

The whole thing runs on a weird dream logic that I can't decide if it's lazy writing or intentional. You show up in Tokyo for college, standard enough, but then there's talk about five unusual incidents and a mysterious girl literally descending from somewhere. The game calls itself a sandbox but it's more like a loosely connected series of animated scenes where you poke around until something triggers. The 3DCG models have that plastic sheen some people hate, though I found myself weirdly into how the light catches on skin during the pov blowjob sequences. Mouth animations are stiff but the creampie finishes have a specific weight to them that most games skip over.

The harem setup unfolds without much resistance. One minute you're wandering Shibuya-ish streets, next you're balls deep in a classmate while some fantasy element hovers in the background completely ignored. There's this one scene with the mysterious girl where she rides you reverse cowgirl and her wings, or whatever those energy things are, flicker in and out of existence. Nobody mentions it after. The vaginal sex animations loop a bit too cleanly, like watching a gif that resets every eight seconds, but the sound design carries a lot of the weight. Wet noises are actually wet, not that dry slapping you get in cheaper games.

I wish the romance tag meant something more than "she likes you now because you clicked her three times." The Tokyo setting feels wasted too. Could be any city. The adventure elements peek through in text boxes between scenes but you never actually do anything except choose which girl to visit next. The male protagonist is faceless in the pov shots which works for immersion I guess, though his disembodied hands look like they belong to a mannequin. Still caught myself replaying that one creampie scene with the girl who has the short blue hair. Something about how she bites her lip right before the internal shot lands. The game doesn't explain what the incidents are or why any of this matters and honestly I stopped caring around the fourth or fifth load.

You arrive at this fancy academy that acts like it’s all about grades and prestige, but honestly it feels more like a horny food chain with uniforms. Everyone belongs to a House, and they treat that like religion. Alpha guys walk around like they own the hallways, Gamma types pull strings with gossip and quiet blackmail, Delta nerds rule the tests and the tech, and poor Beta students exist to be pushed around and used as stress relief. You’re the new transfer, very obviously not trained for this circus, and the game just throws you right into their dirty politics. First day and you’re already in a dick-measuring contest with an Alpha “king” in front of half the cafeteria, while a Gamma “queen” is staring at you like a new toy she wants to unwrap slowly with her tongue.

What I liked is how the erotic stuff starts as teasing, not full-on porn right away. It’s small things in the beginning: a Gamma girl sitting too close during “orientation,” her thigh pressed on yours under the desk, her hand on your lap that looks innocent from outside, her nails dragging over your inner thigh just enough to make you fuck up a simple quiz question. You get a handjob behind a club room door while two Beta students are arguing right outside, and you have to keep quiet while she strokes you faster, whispering how she’ll “let you cum inside later if you behave.” POV scenes really sell that feeling. You see her eyes looking up while she takes you in her mouth, cheeks hollowing, a bit of drool on her chin, then she pulls off just to lick the tip and tease you like she has all the time in the world. Of course she doesn’t. Classes are about to start and she makes you finish on her tongue, then swallows like it’s just water and walks out like nothing happened, leaving you to fix your uniform with shaky hands.

The academy system is basically an excuse for controlled chaos. There is romance if you want it, but it’s the kind of romance where a girl kisses you in a quiet garden, blushes, and then five minutes later is riding you in a storage shed, moaning so loud you’re sure someone will hear. Some girls want you to take charge completely: pinning them against the door, grabbing their ass hard, spanking them until they whine and then melt. They push your hand between their thighs, grind on your fingers, then beg to be fucked properly. You get creampies with proper build up too, not just “click here to cum.” You feel her tighten around you in the last thrusts, ahegao face and trembling legs, and you decide whether to pull out or stay buried deep and flood her. A group scene in the dorm showers hits different: steam everywhere, wet skin, two girls taking turns on your cock, one sucking while the other sits on your face, then they swap and make fun of each other for being more desperate. Somewhere in all that, the game still pretends to be an “academy story,” but every argument between Houses feels one step away from ending with someone bent over a desk, getting spanked until they forget what the fight was even about. Honestly, for a mobile game, it’s almost rude how often you’ll find yourself “taking a quick break” and suddenly losing track of what you were supposed to do in real life while your character is busy fucking his way through the school hierarchy.

The whole thing runs on a weird energy where you're basically a ghost with a hard-on. You get these superpowers, right, but the tutorial doesn't even bother explaining half of them. I spent twenty minutes just phasing through walls into the neighbor's bathroom because the collision detection on her shower routine is broken in the best possible way. She never notices. The voyeurism tag here isn't some subtle peek, it's the entire core loop, and the game knows it. You'll be mid-conversation about your dead dad's cryptic journal and suddenly realize you can just... leave your body and clip through the floor into the basement where your step-sister is doing laundry. The 3DCG models have that rubbery, early-2000s Poser look, but the animators clearly spent their entire budget on the jiggle physics for the big tits and big ass characters. Priorities.

The incest stuff is so casually integrated it's almost jarring. Your step-mom will be crying about your father's funeral arrangements and the dialogue wheel gives you options ranging from "comfort her" to something that essentially translates to "let's fuck about it." Choosing the latter derails the entire paranormal conspiracy plot for a solid hour of vaginal sex scenes that have no right being as long as they are. The sound design is just wet slapping noises on a loop. It's magnificent. I wish the superpowers were used for anything other than perving, but they aren't, and the game seems almost annoyed when it has to return to the main story about finding Mia. Who's Mia again? Some girlfriend from the prologue who gets fridged immediately. I forgot she existed until the game reminded me with a text pop-up.

The male protagonist is a complete void of personality, which honestly helps with the POV framing. You're just a floating camera with a cock, and the game never pretends otherwise. The animated sequences have this uncanny smoothness, like everyone's joints are oiled, but it makes the transition from standing awkwardly in the kitchen to full penetration feel like a natural disaster you can't look away from. There's a scene with an aunt character where the animation bugs out and her leg clips through the couch, and somehow that made it hotter. Don't ask me why. The conspiracy plot about sinister forces is genuinely incomprehensible, but it keeps interrupting the good stuff with walls of text about some ancient order. Just let me phase through the locker room wall again, please.