Scaly Valley starts like one of those “haha cute dragon girls” memes and then suddenly you realize you’ve spent half an evening arguing with a horny lizard princess about whether kissing counts as a battle tactic. It calls itself a fantasy visual novel, but it feels more like you got dropped into a thirsty DnD campaign where every party member secretly wants to sit on your face and/or keep you as their personal treasure. Story begins pretty slow: you arrive in this weird valley full of dragonkin, monster girls and fluffy types, and people are way too casual about magic, boobs and danger being in the same room. One minute you’re talking about patrol routes, next minute a huge tiddy dragon girl is pressing your head into her chest “for good luck” and your choice wheel pops up like “respond politely” or “grope back.” Of course I clicked the wrong one on purpose and got a scene where she pins you to a rock and starts grinding on your thigh while complaining about “human stamina.” 10/10, would ruin diplomacy again.

What surprised me is how often the plot twists are not about monsters or battles, but about who is actually into who. You think “ok, classic male hero fantasy” and then a female protagonist route appears and the hot dragon guard who was teasing you suddenly starts blushing at the other girl instead. The lesbian scenes are not some side joke either. There’s a bit where the female lead is sparring with this tall scaly knight woman, they trade hits, then insults, then the knight just shoves her against the training dummy and bites her neck, and it flips from fight to foreplay in one animation. Tongues, teeth, moans, the whole thing, and the camera doesn’t cut away when she goes down between her legs. Same valley, same characters, totally different dynamic. Even with the fluffy furry girls, it’s not just “plush boobs appear, you win”; there’s a fox-ish mage who keeps acting like a smug Discord mod, and when you finally get to lick her out she still makes fun of your technique, but her tail is whipping the screen like crazy, so yeah. The sex is explicit, there is a lot of oral, a lot of big asses bouncing in your face, hands going everywhere, scales and fur and soft skin all mixed. But weirdly, the thing that stuck to me was that one scene where a dragon girl carefully guides your hand to her tit, like she’s afraid you will pull away. I came for horny monster girls, got romance brain-rot on top. Honestly, not mad.

Game starts with this guy walking out of prison, and it already feels messy in a good way. He’s not some cool superhero, he’s pissed, confused, still kind of broken, and also ridiculously horny at the worst possible moments. You’re thrown into this mix of murder-mystery and pure perv fantasy where your dreams are not just dreams, they’re like drunk portals into crazy other worlds. One moment you’re talking to a serious MILF with a “I pay my bills on time” face, next moment you’re standing in front of a monster girl with glowing eyes and tits that look like they’re about to cause property damage. Somehow the game makes it feel normal that you can go from talking about your dead father to getting a sloppy blowjob in a half-ruined sci‑fi corridor lit by weird neon.

What I really liked is how the game keeps switching tones without warning. You’re in this quiet scene, sitting on a couch with a girl who used to know your dad, she’s asking about your time in prison, you’re thinking “ok, serious moment now”, then she crosses her legs and her skirt rides up just a bit too high, and the camera stays there a few seconds longer than it should. There is so much teasing. Girls masturbate when they think you’re not watching, but you are watching, because of course you are, the whole voyeur thing is strong here. You get POV shots when you eat them out, when they ride your face, when they ride your dick, when they grind that big ass on you until you forget there was even a plot. There is anal, there is titfucking, there is full creampie with that stupidly loud ahegao face that makes you roll your eyes and still click “again”. One scene with a cosplayed elf girl using a glowing sex toy like it’s some legendary artifact is still stuck in my head, mostly because the toy has more visual detail than one of the side characters’ faces. Priorities.

The harem part creeps up slowly. At first it feels like “ok, romance, I’ll pick one route”, then suddenly you’re juggling a stacked milf, a shy virgin with insane potential, a sarcastic monster girl who wants to choke you and get choked, and a dominant chick who will literally put her foot on your chest during a blowjob just to remind you who’s in charge. And weird thing, the game lets you switch between male domination and female domination vibes without making a big deal about it. One night you have a girl kneeling, drooling on your cock, begging for your cum, the next night you’re the one being used like a toy, her toes stroking your shaft while she scrolls on her phone like this is just Tuesday. The humor hits in strange places too: in one dream sequence you unlock some random superpower, absolutely wild, and you think it will be a big thing for combat or something, but it ends up mostly helping you undress girls faster and blast a monster’s bikini off. There is this tiny UI sound when you choose where to cum that drives me crazy because it’s slightly delayed, like half a second late, and I swear it ruins my rhythm every damn time and they’re never going to fix it. Still, when you’re balls deep in some interracial group scene with two girls licking your shaft and another one guiding you inside her dripping pussy in POV, you kind of stop caring if the little button sound is off. Or you care a lot, but your hand keeps clicking anyway.

NTR Phone Group feels like reading someone else’s filthy Telegram chat while you’re supposed to be answering work emails. It’s a kinetic visual novel, so you aren’t here for big choices or min-maxing stats. You’re here to sit in Eddie’s head, watch his marriage start clean and warm, then slowly get dragged through porn-level humiliation one tiny phone notification at a time. The whole thing is built around chats, photo drops, and those awful “online” dots that make your stomach twist. You watch Rachel trying to be a good wife, you watch Eddie trying to be a good employee, and you watch everything get quietly poisoned by money problems, stress, and his dick not working when it actually matters. It’s honestly depressing for a second. Then the teasing starts, and suddenly you’re hard and sad at the same time.

As a voice freak, I really felt the lack of full voice acting, but also weirdly liked how intimate it feels when the “voices” are just in your head. The writing gives you these tiny moments where Rachel is texting like a normal horny wife, asking Eddie if he’s going to be home soon, saying she misses his touch, sending slightly spicy selfies. At the same time, you see her tone shifting in other chats. With the boss. Or with someone who definitely doesn’t see her as “poor stressed wife” and more like “fit married woman who can be pushed a bit further every day.” There’s this one scene where Eddie is staring at his phone, jerking off half-heartedly to an old nude Rachel sent months ago, while she’s in a different chat telling someone else she’s “just a little curious” about trying something new. No loud sound effects, no screaming moans, just quiet corruption through messages. It hit way harder than some fake hentai screams on loop. I still wish there were at least some breathy voice lines or soft gasps, like a short audio clip when she’s masturbating or trying to talk dirty for Eddie and failing, but it’s not that kind of game and it never will be, and that kind of pisses me off.

The erotic vibe is slow and evil. It starts as loving romance, like those cheesy couples TikToks, then slowly turns into voyeurism on your own relationship. Eddie becomes this passive observer of his wife’s sexuality, which is such a perfect netorare flavor: he’s still the “official” husband, but you, as the player, are forced to watch how little that title actually means when money, power, and frustration mix together. There’s a group chat scene where Rachel is being “helped” by someone with job advice, but the messages keep getting more personal. She’s asking if her outfit is too sexy, and you get an image where you can see she is clearly fishing for approval. The guy says it’s “borderline, but in a good way,” and Eddie just reacts with a weak thumbs-up emoji. I laughed, then immediately felt gross. That kind of cringe-horny is exactly where this game lives. It’s masturbation fuel, yeah, but also that anxious type, where you keep scrolling because you need to see how far she’ll go, even when you already know she’s going too far.

Riveroaks feels like someone mashed up a messy family drama with Pornhub comments, then tried to make it emotional and kinda half-succeeded. You start as this broke kid tossed out of his home, who suddenly finds out his dad is basically a big shot in gay porn. Not soft romance stuff either, real studio-level, contracts, sets, dudes with oil on their abs doing things on camera while someone yells for better angles. One moment you’re whining about how your mother threw your clothes in the hallway, next moment you’re standing in a studio office looking at casting sheets deciding which hot guy should fuck who, and in what position, because it “fits the brand.” It sounds trashy and yeah, it is, but it also tries to talk serious about money, power and how people use sex to get out of shitty lives.

The visual novel side is most of what you do, clicking through scenes, choosing how your character reacts when some pretty boy model leans too close or when your older, way-too-confident dad explains ROI using scenes where guys are literally sucking each other off. Then the management stuff sneaks in. You’re handing out roles, tracking budgets, watching numbers go up while you’re also watching these actors put their tongues and cocks everywhere. One guy might be a nervous first-timer who needs you to talk him through his first on-camera blowjob, another is this smug pro who keeps pushing for rougher scenes, and the game lets you decide how far to go. Some choices feel hot, like pushing two rivals into doing a scene together and watching that fake “I hate you” turn into very real “I wanna ride you until I can’t stand.” Other choices feel slimy, like when you realise saying yes to more extreme stuff is great for profit but not so great when that shy twink looks up at you afterwards and asks if he did okay. I actually stopped clicking for a moment at one of those lines and stared at my phone like, why is this porn game giving me feelings while I’m also staring at a guy getting railed over a gym bench.

What surprised me is how often the dialogue sounds like something from queer Twitter, right in the middle of filthy scenes. One minute a character is making a joke about OnlyFans and thirst traps, next he’s on his knees, spit running down his chin while he takes another inch and the camera guy is yelling for more eye contact. It leans into gay stuff fully, no no-hetero-way-out, you’re managing guys, flirting with guys, fucking guys. Sometimes it’s goofy, like shooting this ridiculous “pizza delivery” style scene in a cheap apartment and arguing about who forgot to order actual pizza as a prop while one actor is already naked except for socks. Sometimes it hits harder, like dealing with an older star who knows his body won’t book top roles forever and he’s willing to swallow his pride and your dick just to keep his contract. The city around it all feels like a horny playground mixed with a bit of mid-life crisis energy. You take meetings in hipster lounges, then end up in a dirty gym bathroom listening to two dudes moan in the next stall, deciding if you should barge in or pretend you didn’t hear anything. It never fully decides if it wants to be sweet or cruel. That’s kind of why it works. Or doesn’t. I still can’t forgive the one scene where a character texts you with perfect grammar and then talks like a totally different person in the next conversation. It stuck in my head more than some of the actual sex scenes, which is stupid, because there’s literally a moment where two muscular guys are covered in lube on a couch, playing up a fake rivalry while you stand there trying to sound professional and your brain is just screaming “yes, make them kiss already.”

Guy lands in a new town, thinks he’s just going to chill, go to school, jerk off in peace, right? Nah. Two clicks in and every day feels like some weird mix of horny slice-of-life anime and pornhub search history. You wander around, click stuff, talk to people, and suddenly your “normal” school week turns into you trying not to pop a boner every time a mature woman bends over in front of you. The whole thing is point & click, so you’re basically hunting hot scenes like you scroll TikTok, except instead of dances you find thick asses in tight skirts and moms who clearly forgot what “personal space” means. It starts slow, you go to class, you help with some chores, you sneak around at night, then the game starts dropping hints that your “family” is way too touchy and the ladies in this town all need serious dick therapy.

What I like is how the lewd stuff often starts super small. Like you’re just supposed to help clean the kitchen, and if you click around a bit, camera angle suddenly goes full focus on her ass, jiggling in yoga pants, and you’re stuck there thinking “ok I’m not leaving this room until I see how far this can go.” Sometimes it’s just a teasing animation, sometimes it turns into a handjob in some totally wrong-but-right situation, like she’s scolding you and at the same time rubbing your cock through your pants. That mix of “you’re not supposed to do this” and her clearly loving it hits hard. The 3D animations look good enough that when she wraps her fingers around you and starts slowly stroking, you actually notice the rhythm, the little jerk at the tip, the way her tits bounce when she speeds up. The faces sometimes go a bit plastic, not gonna lie, like weird doll smile when they moan, and it pulls you out for a second, but then the camera drops to those huge tits pressed against your chest and you forget it in half a second. I kinda hate how often you have to click around the same rooms just to trigger the next juicy scene though. Like, dude, I already know where the kitchen is, stop making me pixel-hunt like it’s 2008 Flash games.

The incest angle is everywhere, just not always in your face at first. It’s that “we’re family but we pretend we’re not talking about it” vibe. Long glances. Accidental gropes that are not really accidents. A “motherly” hug that turns into her tits squashing your face, and the game just waits, like, “so, are you going to pull away or are you going to grab her ass?” Guess which option everyone picks. The school stuff is kind of funny, because one moment you’re just a normal guy in class, clicking through boring dialog, and the next you’re watching a stacked teacher bend over the desk, skirt barely covering anything, with her ass cheeks almost slipping out, and you’re thinking, “if this was real life I’d be expelled already.” There are days where nothing big happens, just teasing and some minor masturbation scenes, and it feels slow, like eating plain bread when you know there’s cake in the fridge. But those quiet days make the crazy ones hit harder, when suddenly you get cornered, handjob under the table, or a late night visit where she sneaks into your room, sits on your bed, and just casually starts touching herself while asking about your day like that’s normal. My only advice: don’t rush through dialog, don’t spam-click every time. Take it slow, poke around at weird times of day, let the tension build. The game is way hotter when you treat every scene like you’re actually there, checking if the door is really locked, watching her lips, waiting for that one option that finally crosses the line you wanted to cross from the start.

Bastard Chronicles throws you into this ugly-beautiful mess where a guy who should have been quietly forgotten in some royal ledger ends up in a “holy” girlboss order that is anything but holy. You’re Mordred, bastard prince, official loser of the bloodline, dragged into a matriarchal knight order that talks a lot about justice and purity while running on corruption, blackmail and who sucks whose cock behind locked doors. It’s not a power fantasy where you’re instantly the chad who owns the room; at the start you’re basically meat with a title, surrounded by armored women who could snap your spine and then use you as a footstool. Which, yeah, the game is pretty happy to show literally. One moment you’re in a tactical meeting about rebels and supply lines, and the next your “commanding officer” has your face on her boot, pressing it to your mouth, quietly telling you to lick until she’s done signing reports. The mix of strategy, porn and political bullshit is the thing here, not some comfy romance where everyone kisses and forgives.

What I like is how the adult scenes grow out of the situation instead of feeling like “click to see tit”. You screw up a turn based mission, you get punished in a way that is half sex scene, half humiliation scene. I had one fight where I misjudged the enemy formation, saved the wrong spell for the wrong wave, and ended up back at base stripped naked while two knights argued if they should break you or “train” you. They settled on putting you on your knees under a table during a war council. One keeps jerking you off lazily with her gloved hand while the other lets you eat her out from behind, keeping her expression flat as she talks about troop movements. The whole time you’re trying not to moan when someone mentions your name. Another time, different branch, same room, but you’re the one in control: you win a mission hard, catch a rebel spy, and suddenly the same “strong independent knight” is on her back on the war map, your hand around her throat, your cock in her mouth. The game swings between female domination and male domination based on how you play and how spiteful you feel that day, and it never feels completely safe in either direction.

There’s a weird tenderness hiding in there too, which pissed me off at first and then kind of worked. You’re supposed to be this bastard infiltrator, right, all lies and sharp edges, but then the writing corners you with small details. The way one of the knights looks at you after a battle, armor off, hair a mess, cheeks still flushed from using her mouth on you in a supply tent, asking in a quiet voice if you’ll stay after you’ve finished using her throat. Or the way a woman who had you pinned on the floor with her heel on your cock in an earlier scene later shows up bloody and exhausted, leaning on you as you walk through ruined streets, and you get this stupid option to kiss her forehead like she’s not a complete tyrant. The sex stays explicit: sloppy handjobs under cloaks in dark alleys, footjobs while you’re trying to read secret reports, a noblewoman sinking down on your dick while spitting insults, or you forced to kneel and hold your tongue out as they take turns riding your face. There’s that AI-ish smoothness in some CGs if you stare too long, fingers melting occasionally, but then a frame hits where the knight’s eyes are full of hate and need, her lips wrapped around your shaft, and it just works. The whole thing plays like some cursed mix of dating sim, grimy RPG and revenge porn where you’re never sure if you’re corrupting them or they’re corrupting you harder.

King’s Guard torches the orphanage, your sister is still inside, and the whole thing kicks off like some horny dark fairy tale that forgot to be polite. You’re this magic-blooded guy that everyone treats like walking trouble, wandering through a kingdom that wants your head, while monster girls and witches keep trying to get into your pants and also maybe into your soul. It starts quiet, kind of tragic, and then suddenly you’re in a ruined forest hut getting a handjob from a half-witch girl who pretends she’s just “checking your mana flow”. Sure. That’s not where mana is, sweetheart. The game keeps mixing this heavy story about loss and revenge with moments where you’re literally kneeling between a monster girl’s thighs, watching her huge tits bounce while she tries not to moan too loud because “the guards are close”. They are never close enough to stop anything, by the way, which is good and also kind of stupid and I keep thinking about that.

Since it’s 3D and animated, the scenes actually feel like something you’d brag about in a horny Discord server and then pretend you didn’t. Creampie scenes pop up a lot. You get this one moment where a shy beastkin girl is lying on a pile of old robes, legs shaking, and you can see your cum dripping out because the camera just stays there a bit too long. Honestly I spent more time staring at that detail than I want to admit. Another time, you’re in an old stone tower with a witch who is supposed to explain the truth about your bloodline. She starts talking about magical bloodlines and curses and I swear I tried to care, but then she sits on your lap, guides your hand between her legs, and suddenly it’s a slow, messy vaginal sex scene with her whispering that if you “fill her completely” she can use it for a ritual later. She says it so serious that I actually laughed out loud, then immediately shut up when the animation hits that moment where her hips jerk and she claws your back. It looks kind of goofy and hot at the same time. Like hentai that grew up a little, but not too much.

The game loves sleep sex a bit too much. There is this scene in a shabby inn, rain outside, and the busty monster girl you just rescued from some hunters is “resting” in your bed. She pretends to be asleep. You know she is not, the game knows she is not, but you still slide your hand under the blanket and she does that tiny fake sleeping sound while your fingers slip inside her. When you finally push in and go raw, she keeps up the act until you cum deep and the scene zooms on your cock twitching inside her. Then she “wakes up” and acts offended, while obviously loving it. If that kind of thing makes you uncomfortable, yeah, this game absolutely does not care, it just doubles down. I wish there was at least one scene where you say no and the girl is like “ok then” but nah, everyone is horny and happy to get dominated, even the ones who are supposed to be strong and scary. There’s romance sprinkled on top, but it’s that kind of romance where one minute she’s talking about how lonely her life as an outcast is, and the next she’s riding you so hard her tits slap against her chest and she begs you not to pull out. I liked it. I also kind of think it’s dumb. To squeeze the most out of every spicy bit, seriously talk to all the weird side girls, even the awkward ones hiding in corners, and always pick the option that sounds a little too bold, because the game really likes when you act like a confident bastard and rewards you with more skin and more messy, dripping, “oh no, you came inside again” moments than your browser history can safely handle.

Guy stuck in a dead-end gas station, middle of nowhere, wiping bug guts off windshields, suddenly gets an offer to study at this fancy galactic university that looks fake as fuck. He clicks yes anyway, obviously, and next thing you know he’s not smelling gasoline anymore but walking through shiny corridors full of alien girls with too many curves and not enough clothes. It feels a bit like when you install Tinder and realize your city has way hotter people than you ever see in real life, except here they actually talk to you, flirt with you, and sometimes casually ask if human cock bends that way. The game leans into the awkwardness hard. You’re not some flawless porn hero, you’re this slightly confused, horny guy trying to act normal while a blue-skinned professor with tits that do not respect gravity is explaining quantum stuff while basically giving you a slow-motion boob worship session every time she leans over your desk. Sometimes you pick the smart line, sometimes you pick the dumb joke, sometimes you click the teasing option just to see how badly you can fuck up and still get laid.

What I really liked is that the horny stuff doesn’t feel separated from the talking. You’re flirting in class, during space bus rides, near weird alien vending machines that sell snacks and sex toys in the same row, and half of it is you trying to decide if you’re more into the shy monster girl who pretends she’s only interested in “biology research” while staring at your crotch, or the cocky rival who keeps bullying you in public then showing up at your dorm door at night for “private tutoring”. One moment you’re in some semi-serious chat about leaving your shitty small town behind, then she’s bent over the desk, panties around her ankle, and you’re choosing whether to slam it in raw, hold back for some slow vaginal, or switch to anal just because her tail twitches every time you press against her asshole. The game doesn’t cut away when stuff gets explicit either: sloppy oral scenes with tongue and spit, her lips stretching around you, big ass bouncing in your face while she rides you, your hands full of big tits you can grope like you actually earned them, and when you finally blow inside, you see the creampie, not some vague fade to black. I mean, sometimes I wish the sound design had less weird wet noises because it made me think of someone stirring mac and cheese in Audacity, but then there’s this one scene where an exhausted alien girl falls asleep on your chest after a long fuck session and the room is quiet except for her breathing and it feels way more romantic than the game deserves.

I got stuck for like ten minutes once because I kept replaying this stupid little choice in the cafeteria where the monster girl steals your dessert and you can either call her out, flirt back, or just grab her tail and see what happens. That tail grab opens a whole route where she melts and goes from smug to needy, pushing her thick ass against you in the hallway later, quietly begging you to touch her again. There’s this oral scene with her on her knees in a storage room, shelves behind her full of boring school equipment, and she’s talking between sucks, drool on her chin, asking if human cum really tastes different depending on what you ate. I actually laughed at a joke about alien lube in that scene, then two seconds later I’m watching her throat bulge as she takes you deep, and it hits that sweet spot of horny and dumb and kinda sweet. And yeah, a few times the “romantic” lines sound like someone tried to translate a love poem using Google Translate, but honestly as a queer person who’s usually scanning stuff for red flags, I was just happy that the game doesn’t freak out if your dude acts a bit soft or flirty in ways that aren’t ultra macho. It’s still very much a male power fantasy, sure, but it flirts with feelings too: hand-holding after rough sex, forehead kisses after you make a mess inside her, that sort of thing. Porn with a tiny bit of soul, wrapped in goofy sci-fi, where you can be a thirsty idiot or a slightly less thirsty idiot and the game still rewards you with thick thighs, eager mouths, and girls teasing you about how much you cum.

Guy dies trying to rob a place, wakes up in front of a smug goddess with huge tits and a bigger ego, and she goes, “Congrats, you’re a nun now.” That’s the whole energy of Lusting My Religion. You’re a dude, but the whole world thinks you’re a girl in a habit, and nobody questions it because the asses are too distracting. The game just leans into that stupid idea completely. One moment you’re fixing a door lock like a normal locksmith, next moment you’re preaching fake holiness while staring at a monster girl’s cleavage and trying not to get caught with a hard-on under the robe. The convent slowly fills up with girls: shy novices, arrogant rich brats, one monster girl with a tail that gets way too grabby, a “pure” nun who clearly isn’t, and a few others I’m not even going to spoil because their first scenes are too funny. You wander around this little sandbox, talk to them at weird times of the day, pick the wrong dialogue option and suddenly you’re groping someone behind the chapel while a stained glass window of your “goddess” looks down like she’s watching Pornhub Live. The tone keeps jumping between horny slapstick and actually sweet moments, and then straight back into corruption, like the dev had a guilty conscience for five minutes and then remembered why we’re all here.

What I liked most is how the “holy” theme gets used for pure teasing. You get a nun kneeling in front of you, praying, and the camera angle is so low you know exactly what your brain wants to imagine. Confession scenes where they whisper their “sins” and you slowly push them to get nastier, until the romance part kind of melts into you making them lick your fingers to “clean their soul.” Some scenes are fully animated, not all, which honestly pissed me off. You get this hot oral scene with a girl who pretends she’s just “checking your purity,” her lips moving slow on your cock, eyes looking up through the veil, and then the next event is just stills with text, like the budget decided to leave the room. The creampie payoffs are nice though: thick, messy, staying on screen long enough that you feel a bit dirty watching it on the bus. And yes, I played it on my phone on the subway, brightness all the way down, pretending to answer Telegram while actually timing a minigame where you have to stop a moving bar right when she’s about to cum. Those minigames are simple, kind of stupid, but somehow I still got mad when I missed and she pulled away saying she’s “not ready yet.” Girl, I pressed too early, that’s all.

There is this one tiny thing that drove me crazy: the habit physics. You walk around the convent and sometimes the robe clips weird around the ass, then in the next scene it hugs her big butt like it’s painted on, and now your brain expects that all the time. On the other hand, the faces during lesbian scenes are way better than they need to be. Two nuns kissing in the candlelight, one slowly sliding her hand over the other’s thigh, the habit slipping, soft moans, then boom, tongue everywhere, fingers inside, you watching them grind each other on the chapel bench where people are supposed to pray. That whole vibe of “we’re doing this in a place we really shouldn’t” gives it a kind of wrong thrill that fits the corruption theme way too well. I wish the home upgrade stuff mattered more, but I still got weirdly invested in adding rooms just so I could peek at who sleeps where and imagine group sex scenes that maybe appear later, maybe not. The game constantly pretends to be about faith and believers, yet every time you “convert” a girl it ends with her on her knees, mouth open, waiting to taste your holy blessing. It’s messy, a bit clunky, sometimes awkward, but it feels like the kind of horny fantasy you’d joke about in a Discord server at 2 in the afternoon and then someone actually made it into a game.