The whole thing feels like someone's first Flash project from 2006, and I mean that as... something. Not quite a compliment. Not quite an insult. The Haruhi parody angle is there, she's in the school uniform in what's supposed to be a lab I guess, though it looks more like someone's basement with a beaker added in MS Paint. UrielManX7 made this, and you can tell.

Clicking the fold in her skirt. That's the mechanic. Just click the fold. Over and over. There's something almost meditative about it, like one of those fidget apps but the end goal is getting her naked. Options appear as you go, little icons that pop up, and eventually a dick icon shows up which lets you fuck her. The meter fills, and then you can change speed and clothing. That

There's this moment where Joanna just accepts the whole Tamara thing and you're sitting there like, wait, that's it? No drama? And honestly that's the whole vibe of this game. It's a visual novel that knows what you're here for and doesn't waste time pretending otherwise. You get expelled, land in a new school, and suddenly there's this Dennis guy who recorded Miss Mosley's voice and is basically running a one-man blackmail operation to get into every girl's pants. Your job is to stop him while also, you know, doing the exact same thing but consensually.

The CG scenes are decent. Not mind-blowing but they get the job done. Amy and Morgan study sessions turn into something else pretty quick, and the sofa scene with Joanna after she's cool with sharing you with Tamara, that one's actually sweet in a weird way. The writing is rough around the edges, like someone translated it through three languages and then just said fuck it, good enough. Sometimes that's charming, sometimes you're staring at a sentence trying to figure out who's talking.

The harem stuff moves fast. Like, suspiciously fast. One minute you're worried about Dennis ruining everyone's lives, next minute you're balls deep in a classmate while her friend watches. Not complaining, just saying the pacing is on crack. The school setting is there but it's mostly window dressing for the sex scenes. Dennis as a villain is cartoonish, which works because you don't actually feel bad about cockblocking him at every turn. The student tag is doing heavy lifting since everyone looks like they're in their mid twenties, but whatever, it's hentai logic.

The game doesn't try to be deep and I respect that. You click through dialogue, make a choice here and there, and get rewarded with CG. The romance progression is basically nonexistent but again, you're not here for slow burn. It's a quick fap game with a flimsy excuse plot about saving classmates from a predator, which is ironic because you're also trying to bang all of them. The whole thing feels like a fever dream someone had after watching too much anime and playing too many dating sims. Not bad for what it is, just don't expect emotional depth or coherent storytelling.

The first CG set in The Coven hits different when you realize the witch girl's panties are slightly askew, like the artist actually thought about how fabric bunches when someone's in a hurry. That's the kind of detail that separates "here's some tits" from "I'm actually trying to make you feel something." The game opens with your character getting the letter, standard chosen one stuff, but then you're in the dorm and there's this redhead who's supposed to be your guide and she's already giving you that look. You know the one. Half annoyed, half curious, like she's trying to figure out if you're worth the trouble.

The harem setup here isn't pretending to be anything else. Teachers, students, probably the lunch lady for all I know, everyone's got that witch aesthetic going on. Some with the full robes and pointy hats, others in what I can only describe as "magical academy but make it fashion nova." The hardcore scenes unlock pretty quick if you're not being a complete idiot with dialogue choices. There's this one scene with the potions instructor where she's demonstrating something and suddenly her robe is open and you're getting a faceful of animated tits while she explains the properties of moonflower extract. I don't remember the moonflower part. I remember other things.

The visual novel format means you're clicking through text, making choices that actually seem to matter for which scenes you unlock. Miss a dialogue option with the shy library witch and you won't see her bent over a stack of ancient tomes later. Simple cause and effect. The fantasy elements are there, spells and magical theory and some dark secret about why men don't usually have these powers, but let's be real, you're here for the student body in both senses of the word. The CG art has that slightly glossy hentai look where everything's too smooth but somehow that makes the explicit parts more intense. Like uncanny valley but for arousal. One minute you're learning about forbidden magic, next minute a witch is riding you while her hat stays perfectly in place. Priorities.

The first thing I noticed was the numbers. Just floating there, waiting. You tap one and she moves, a real model in a school uniform that's already too tight across the chest. Her ribs show when she stretches, skinny in that way that makes you want to feed her or fuck her, maybe both. The striptease starts slow, a button at a time, and the lingerie underneath is cheap white cotton with little bows. It shouldn't work but it does.

I spent way too long on the third number. She takes off her skirt and just stands there in knee socks and that bra, looking at the camera like she's bored. That's the thing about this game, the boredom. It's not fake enthusiasm. She's a student who'd rather be anywhere else, and somehow that makes it hotter. The school setting is just a blurry chalkboard behind her, but you don't need more.

The mechanic is simple, tap numbers, get a strip. No story, no dialogue, just her body and the slow reveal. I wish there was a way to make her smile, just once. But there won't be. The game knows what it is.

One thing that bugs me, the sound. There's a click every time you tap, like a mouse from 2005. I muted it after two minutes. The visuals though, they're grainy in a way that feels intentional, like a phone video someone shouldn't have taken. Her hip bones jut out when she turns, and the way she hooks her thumbs into the waistband of her panties, hesitating, that's the whole game right there. That hesitation.

I keep going back to the fourth number. She's down to just the socks and a pair of white panties with a small tear near the hem. You can see the shadow of hair through the fabric. It's not explicit, not yet, but it's enough to make you tap faster, hoping the next number gives you more. It does, eventually. But the waiting is the point.

This thing is basically some horny revenge soap opera where every single woman around that rich private academy is either stacked, broken in the head, or both. You’re this guy who had shitty stuff happen to him before, and instead of getting therapy like normal people, he goes back to the academy and decides: “Ok, I’m gonna ruin everybody and fuck my way through this whole place.” And yeah, the game actually commits to that. It starts off kind of normal, like teen drama, uniforms, school gossip, teachers talking about exams… and then two scenes later you got a homeroom teacher with huge tits pressing your face into her cleavage in some storage room while scolding you for being “disrespectful.” The tone just snaps from slice of life to straight-up hentai in like three clicks and then pretends that’s fine.

What I kinda like and kinda hate is how it keeps pretending it’s about “choices.” You get a bunch of dialogue options, sometimes sex or no sex, bully or pretend to be nice, humiliate or comfort, that stuff. But half of the time you pick the “moral” line and the game still nudges you into corruption shit. Like I picked the more gentle answer with this shy girl in the library, right, thinking “ok let’s not break her spirit yet.” Next thing, there’s a scene where she’s in a schoolgirl uniform with her tits spilling out, tongue out, full ahegao, getting banged against a bookshelf like some hentai meme. Game just goes “oh, she decided she likes you now” and skips three emotional steps. Same with a MILF teacher, I picked the respectful option and five minutes later she’s using my face like a chair, talking about how students need “discipline from below.” Great logic. Peak character development.

Sex stuff is wild but also kinda messy. You’ve got group scenes in a classroom after hours, with girls in half-open blouses, some of them corrupted to the point they are literally masturbating in front of the windows like they want the whole academy to see. There was a scene in a gym shower where one girl is forced to strip, covering her big ass with her hands while other girls laugh at her, and you’re just there deciding if you join in the humiliation or act like a fake hero. Then later she’s the one begging for anal like it’s her favorite thing now, doing that drooling mouth, eyes-rolled-back look, and the game treats that as character growth. There’s femdom here too, but it’s that weird mix where a dominant teacher steps on you and spits on you in one scene, then two scenes later she’s moaning on all fours while you choke her, talking about how the “student became the master.” The corruption arcs are hot sometimes, but the pacing is all over the place. One girl goes from “please stop touching me” groping on the train to “fuck me harder in public” in like two scenes, with random exhibitionism out of nowhere. Also there’s this one tiny UI sound when you click through CG that is slightly off-sync and now I can’t unhear it and it pisses me off every single time, more than any of the bugs. Anyway, if you’re expecting subtlety or consistent writing, forget it. It’s just pure horny chaos in a school uniform, with way too many big boobs and not enough sense.

There is this strange feeling when you open To Lala-RU and it looks like a goofy school comedy, but your brain already knows: someone is going to get fucked in a way that ruins a relationship they didn't even know they cared about. The game throws you into the shoes of a very average guy in a very anime high school, surrounded by girls that clearly do not understand basic physics because their tits and asses are way too much for those tight uniforms. You click thinking it will be light parody, like watching To Love Ru clips on YouTube while scrolling Twitter, and suddenly you are staring at Lala riding some dude in a classroom like she is proving a theorem about gravity with her pussy. It feels familiar and wrong at the same time, like opening WhatsApp “just to check something” and ending up deep in an ex's Instagram stories, knowing you shouldn't be there but staying anyway. The 3D models are almost too clean for how dirty the situations get, which is kind of interesting if you like that clash between plastic anime shine and raw, messy sex. I don't, and then I do, and then I don't again.

What got me was how the game slowly plays with the netorare thing without screaming about it. At first it looks like a goofy school life story, everyone in uniforms, halls, classrooms, Lala being this chaotic alien princess parody who clearly has no idea about consent in a normal sense, just pure horny curiosity. You follow the male protagonist, thinking you are here to get your dick wet with her, and the pacing tricks you. There is this one scene in a quiet corner of the school, late after classes, where she is supposed to be “testing” some sci‑fi gadget. He is there, you are expecting the usual corny hentai setup, but then the scene twists and the device basically ends up being an excuse for her to get mounted by someone else while your guy just stands there, half hard, half useless. Watching her bounce on another cock in that school uniform, tits slipping out, her moaning his name while the protagonist is in the frame but meaningless, hit me harder than I expected. It is not super violent, not screaming, just matter of fact: you were never the center. The game actually tries to be funny during all this, with dumb alien tech jokes that mostly fall flat, and that weirdly makes the sex feel even more cruel. Porn with laugh track. You click through dialog that looks like a bad Discord shitpost, and then the camera drops right between her legs, full vaginal penetration, the kind where you see the lips stretch and your brain goes quiet. It pretends to be a relaxing parody, but the more scenes you unlock the more it feels like watching a philosophy experiment about jealousy, except the experiment keeps cumming on Lala’s face. The choices barely matter, the routes are thinner than they pretend to be, some transitions are clunky as hell and I still kept going, because every time I thought “ok I got it, same thing again” the game punched me with another angle where the protagonist is in the room but not really in the story, like when you are in a group chat and everybody is flirting around you. In the end I closed it and opened Spotify, but my head kept replaying that stupid classroom scene with her in the uniform, knees on the desk, skirt up, his hand on his useless hard-on while she screams for the other guy. Weirdly relaxing. Not relaxing at all. I am still not sure which.