You’re the guy who built the app everyone’s secretly horny for, and it treats you exactly like what you are: a perv with god access pretending to be a professional. Bindr drops you in as the creator of a kinky dating app for the rich, pretty and fucked up, and it never bothers pretending it’s about anything else. You’re swiping through models, club brats, bored trophy wives, bratty subs, smug dommes, a couple of “I’m not into labels” bisexuals who absolutely are into labels, and every single match is less “nice dinner first” and more “how hard can I slap you before you moan the safe word wrong on purpose.” It’s funny, because they talk to you like you’re important, like you’re this big brain tech god, but half the game is basically you kneeling between somebody’s legs while they use your face like a toy. Or the other way around, when you get a girl who pretends to be shy, then suddenly she’s got a collar on, her ass in the air, and you’re the one deciding if she gets a creampie or just a nice slow anal stretch while she begs the app dev for “technical support.” Yeah, really subtle.

What I liked is that it doesn’t waste time on fake “gameplay” padding. The dates feel like scrolling Tinder when you’re horny and bored on your couch, except here you actually get the follow‑through. One match is this ice queen CEO type who starts out talking about “user engagement metrics” and ends with you tied to a chair, your cock out, her heels pressing on your balls while she makes you watch her eat out her assistant on the desk that still has your NDA paperwork on it. Another one, you meet this soft‑looking goth girl who’s into “light teasing”, which somehow becomes her grinding her foot on your dick over your jeans in the back of a limo, slow and mean, smirking while she texts someone else on your own app. There’s groping in elevators, sloppy oral where lipstick ends up everywhere except where it should be, messy handjobs under the table in fancy restaurants while the waiter pretends not to see. Sometimes you’re the one snapping a collar around a girl’s neck, stuffing her full until she moans around your cock and your fingers and that buzzing toy you forgot to turn down. Sometimes you’re face down, getting pegged by a rich lesbian who only matched with you to see if the “Bindr guy” actually practices what he codes. It feels casual and filthy at the same time, like a long horny weekend that just keeps escalating. If you want the best scenes, don’t rush: read their chats, push their buttons a bit, be a little brat, say the wrong honest thing, and let them punish you slowly. This game rewards you most when you act like a curious pervert instead of a speedrunning one.

Jon's life is a fucking mess. Parole, shitty apartment, family that wishes he'd disappear. Standard loser setup, right? Then a goddamn alien shows up and sticks a device in his brain. Now there's a 15 day time loop and some parasite hunt. Whatever.

The sci-fi wrapper is thin as hell but who cares when you're balls deep in your landlady while the clock ticks down. The game knows what it is. That milf tag isn't lying. First loop I spent figuring out the mechanics, second loop I had my cock in three different women before noon. The time loop gimmick means consequences don't exist. Fuck up? Reset. Want to try that anal scene with the professor again? Reset. The school setting mixes with the adult cast weirdly, like some fever dream where everyone's DTF and nobody questions why a 22 year old parolee is hanging around campus.

Graphics are 3DCG, janky in that specific way where sometimes a tit clips through an arm and you just have to laugh. But the scenes themselves. Multiple penetration, interracial, swinging, the incest stuff with the sisters who supposedly hate you. The game doesn't pretend to have morals and honestly that's refreshing. The lesbian content feels tacked on though, like someone remembered at the last minute.

Wish the parasite hunting mattered more. You get this brain device and alien mission but mostly you're just trying to fuck your way through the family tree. Not complaining exactly. Just. The simulator part works. The vaginal and anal scenes have variety even if the animations get repetitive. By loop five I was speedrunning to specific encounters, skipping dialogue I'd seen before. The writing's not winning awards but when your sister finally stops ignoring you and. Well. You know.

This one’s a slow burn, the kind where you’re not even sure it’s a porn game until the shame hits you like a truck. You’re a widower, a proper DILF type, and your whole world is your daughter Lidia. She’s this bright, tight little teen off to some fancy university abroad. The whole thing runs on your phone. Literally. It’s a text message simulator. You’re just tapping through messages, watching her life unfold from a distance, feeling like a sad sack.

Then the messages get weird. She sends a pic of her new dorm room and you catch a reflection in the window. A sliver of bare shoulder. Was that on purpose? The game’s AI generated art is rough as guts, honestly. Faces melt if you squint, fingers turn into tentacles. But the text. Fuck. The teasing is surgical. She’ll ask if you’re eating properly, then mention the campus boys are “so immature” compared to someone who knows how to handle things. My dick got the message before my brain did. The simulator part is bare bones, just choosing reply options, but the humor is dark and the tension is thick. I wish the art wasn’t so janky, but it won’t be fixed.

The first real cumshot scene isn’t a picture. It’s her describing a wet dream she had. In detail. Over text. She’s typing “daddy” and then deleting it, you see the little dots, and when the full message comes through my screen got foggy from my breathing. It’s a romance built on a broken family, a gap that needs filling in the worst way. There’s no big finish, no satisfying climax to the plot, just this constant, grinding, wrong feeling that you’re both circling the same drain. Don’t expect a university simulator, it’s just a backdrop for the phone sex. My advice? Save before every text choice. The branching is stupidly fragile and one wrong “fatherly” response can lock you out of the juicy stuff for good. Don’t be a hero. Be a dirty old man.

The first time you actually have to trace a dolphin on some lady's left cheek while the town council debates zoning laws, you realize this isn't just another click through the dialogue sim. Leo Pujols walks into Las Nalgas with a dream and a tattoo gun and immediately the whole place loses its mind. Collective S.H.A.R.T. is out here acting like he's summoning demons instead of putting little butterflies on asses. The whole thing is so stupidly sincere I couldn't stop playing.

The drawing mechanic is janky as hell. My lines looked like a drunk spider wandered across the screen and the game had the nerve to say "nice work" with a straight face. I respect that. There's something about messing up a tribal design while a character monologues about art censorship that hits different. The anal focus tag isn't kidding around either, every single canvas is a butt, every conversation circles back to butts, the election subplot somehow involves butts. It's like the devs asked what if we made a visual novel but the entire world revolves around posterior art and then actually committed to the bit.

Voice acting would've killed me. The soundtrack is whatever, some lo-fi beats that fade into background noise while you're trying to decide if Leo should flirt with the baker or argue with the protestors. The humor lands about sixty percent of the time which is better than most games that try this hard. Some jokes feel like they were written at 4am after too much coffee and not enough sleep, you know the energy. The tattoo designs get repetitive faster than they should and I wish there was more variety in the flash options but honestly I'm not here for artistic fulfillment. I'm here because a game called itself a butthole tattoo parlor simulator and I needed to see if it would actually go there. It does. Repeatedly. The mystery subplot about the attack feels tacked on but then again so does everything in Las Nalgas and that's kind of the point isn't it.

King’s Revolt is what happens when someone throws a One Piece hentai doujin into a blender with a management sim and then forgets to add the polish. You’re this broken salaryman, ex-MMA, now running a mercenary crew and somehow also a maid cafe? Don’t ask me how the economics work. One minute I’m in turn based combat against robots, next I’m setting up a voyeur cam in Nami’s changing room while she’s doing that thing with her clima-tact. The tonal whiplash is real and I’m not complaining.

The phone system. Fucking hell. It’s this clunky in-game app where characters spam you with thirst texts and nudes at the worst times. Boa Hancock sent me a titfuck pic mid-boss fight and I lost because I was, uh, distracted. The AI CG stuff is weirdly inconsistent, some scenes look like a melted action figure and then suddenly there’s a Nico Robin anal creampie animation that’s way too detailed. Like someone spent the entire budget on her ass and left the combat sprites to die. The BDSM trainer mechanics with the maid character are bugged too, she kept resetting to virgin status after every corruption milestone which made the netorare route unintentionally hilarious. Cuckolding myself with my own save file.

Combat’s a slog but then you unlock the sex robot. She’s from the sci-fi pirate faction or whatever and her handjob skill is tied to your management stats which I only figured out after three failed dates. The harem path is broken in a good way, you can basically grope your way through the rebellion and nobody questions why the mercenary leader is rawdogging a cosplaying MILF during a strategy meeting. Multiple endings my ass, I got the same ahegao-filled orgy conclusion twice with different text colors. Still booted it up again though. That one Boa scene with the tentacle parody thing lives rent free in my brain. Dare to play it with one hand, the other’s busy anyway.

Living in a warehouse, fixing up broken sexbots with cheap tools, and still somehow not getting laid. That’s the whole vibe. My character’s a dropout, a total mess, but he’s got this knack for making robots work again. First bot I fixed, a maid model with huge tits spilling out of her uniform, she just stood there after reboot, blinking. Then she teased me. Not with words, just... moving. The animation’s janky, like a mobile game from 2016, but it got me. I spent ten minutes just watching her idle pose before remembering I had to actually run the shop.

The management part is whatever. Buy parts, fix bots, sell them. But the sandbox stuff, that’s where my brain melted. You can “train” them. Train. Sure. I had this one robot, a sci-fi parody of some anime maid, and I just kept her. Didn’t sell. Kept her in the back, did these little dating sim events. Handjobs in the storage room, her big ass pressed against a workbench. The voyeurism angle is weird, like you’re always watching yourself be a creep. There’s a cheating mechanic? I think? A bot I sold came back for maintenance and we... yeah. My character’s a scumbag, I love him.

Woke up today thinking about the titfuck scene with the robot that looked like a cosplayer. The 3DCG is so unpolished, textures pop in, but it’s got this grimy charm. Like finding a hentai doujin under a vending machine. The humor’s accidental, I think. A sex robot with a harem protocol glitch started calling me master and then asked for a raise. I laughed, then felt weird, then kept playing. The RPG elements are barebones, just stats for your repair skill, but it’s enough. It’s not a good game. I’m still playing it. The groping during dates is too stiff, but the oral scenes have this desperate energy. I don’t know. Maybe I just need to fix one more bot. Just one more.

Yui’s wedding dress designs hang on a mannequin in the corner of the room, all lace and silk and careful stitching, while she’s on the phone with her mother. The brother, Kuroda, is a mess again. Drug-addicted, unreliable, the kind of guy who borrows money and never pays it back. The protagonist, her husband, stands there listening, already knowing they’ll say yes even though they swore last time was the last time. The AI-generated 2D art has this weird glossy sheen, like someone rubbed vaseline on the screen, but somehow it works for the domestic scenes. The corruption tag doesn’t wait long. Kuroda shows up with his twitchy eyes and that particular way of looking at Yui that makes you want to reach through the screen and break his jaw.

I got stuck for way too long on a scene where Yui’s trying on one of her own dresses in the bedroom, the white fabric pulling tight across her hips. The male protagonist just watches from the doorway, and the dialogue choices are all variations of “say nothing and let the bad thing happen” or “encourage the bad thing slightly.” The humiliation elements creep in through text messages, little notifications that pop up on the phone interface. You can almost smell Kuroda’s apartment through the screen, stale smoke and unwashed sheets. The big ass tag is, uh, generously applied to Yui’s character model. She bends over a lot. Like, a suspicious amount. Picking up dropped pins, reaching for fabric samples on low shelves. The mobile game format means everything’s portrait mode, one-handed, which feels intentional given the content.

There’s a point where the cheating mechanics intersect with the brother’s “recovery” in ways that made me alt-tab to check if my blinds were closed. The romance with Yui is still there, buried under all the grime, which somehow makes it worse. You get these small moments, her hand on his cheek, a shared joke about a difficult client, and then the next scene is Kuroda’s shadow falling across the doorway. I wish the AI CG didn’t give everyone the same dead-eyed stare during intimate scenes. The simulator aspects are mostly clicking through dialogue trees and occasionally managing the protagonist’s complicity level, which rises like a thermometer you can’t unsee. I never figured out if there’s a way to actually stop what’s happening or if the game just lets you pick how fast you slide down. The brother’s voice lines are too loud in the mix, a constant nasal whine that bleeds through my headphones even when I turned dialogue volume to 20 percent.

The first time I loaded up ShortStack Simulator I thought my browser was broken. Just a grey void and this tiny goblin looking thing with tits bigger than her entire torso. No menus, no story, no bullshit. Just her. Standing there. Waiting. The whole thing feels like someone ripped a single scene from a bigger game and said fuck it, ship it. And honestly? Respect.

The animation loops are janky in a way that circles back around to hypnotic. You pick a position, any position, and the little demon girl just starts bouncing. There's this one angle where her eyes go slightly cross and her tongue lolls out and I kept clicking back to it like a broken record. The groping mechanic is literally just click and drag. You grab a titty, it squishes. You let go, it wobbles. That's the whole game. No progression, no unlockables, no "good job you came" screen. Just a shortstack getting railed on repeat while you poke at her like she's a stress toy.

The Halloween theme is barely there. Some orange lighting maybe? A pumpkin in the corner? I don't know, I was distracted. The demo tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting because this thing is barebones to the point of being a skeleton. But the skeleton has massive honkers so who's really complaining. The male protagonist is just a disembodied dick, as god intended. No face, no personality, just a thrusting cylinder attached to nothing. It's almost artistic in its refusal to give a shit about context.

The mobile version runs like ass on my phone but I still kept it open in a tab for three days. Something about the simplicity gets under your skin. You think you'll just check it out for two minutes and suddenly you've been cycling through the same three animations wondering if the developer is okay. The demon girl's expression never changes but somehow it says everything. Boredom? Bliss? Existential dread? All of the above while getting absolutely plowed by a ghost cock. This isn't a game, it's a vibe. A very specific, very horny, very "I should probably close this before someone sees my screen" vibe.

You know what's worse than a summer job? Coming home to Goldream city and finding out everyone's been keeping secrets. Like actual world altering secrets. And your mom's suddenly looking at you different. The mom with the, uh, proportions that make you forget about the mystery for a second. Or five seconds. Let's be real.

Game drops you into this thing where you're supposed to investigate some weird truth about reality but honestly I spent most of my time just... not doing that. The NTR hits different when it's your childhood friend getting wrecked by some BBC while you're out playing detective. The scenes just happen. You click around, make choices, and suddenly she's pregnant and it's not yours. Classic. The sandbox bits let you wander, peep on people, get yourself into situations. Voyeur stuff through keyholes, catching your sister in the shower type beat. Transformation tag comes in clutch when things get weird with the monster girls later. Didn't expect the futa content but there it is, right in the middle of what I thought was a normal cheating simulator.

The AI generated CGs are a choice. Sometimes they look like someone described anime to an alien and said make this horny. Other times the feet during footjobs have like seven toes. Who's counting tho. The animation is minimal, more like a slideshow with extra steps. Wish there was more actual gameplay between the sex scenes but that's rich coming from me who just clicked through dialogue to get to the corruption arc of the female protagonist route. The school setting parts feel tacked on. Why's everyone in class when there's a mystery to solve? Nevermind. The incest content goes from zero to what the fuck in the span of two conversations. Mom route. Sister route. All the routes really. And the blacked tag popping up everywhere like it's competing with the cheating for screen time. You'll either love it or alt F4 immediately.

The kinectic novel parts drag but the lesbian scenes between the side characters? Actually worked for me. The spanking stuff got repetitive but the exhibitionism in the vacation chapter saved it. Male protag is as bland as they come. Still not sure what the mystery was about. Something about truth. Don't care, got the creampie ending with the milf next door. Good enough.