The cave entrance looks like a butthole. I can't unsee it now, this big rocky sphincter on the menu screen and the girls are just waltzing right in like it's a fucking Starbucks. The redhead, she's got this permanent confused pout that makes you think she's trying to solve a math problem while a troll finger is, you know, exploring the local geography. And the sound, god, there's this wet squelch loop that plays during the first "inspection" scene that sounds exactly like my dog eating peanut butter, which is a comparison I wish I never made but here we are. The trolls have these faces that are trying to be menacing but just look like someone's uncle after too many beers, and the dialogue is this glorious broken english mess where a troll will say "you are now my property for the sex" with all the romance of a terms of service agreement.

The quest system is basically just clicking on the next glowing thing until someone loses their clothes. There's this one slave collar mechanic where you'd think choices matter but nah, the redhead ends up in the same position regardless, which is almost philosophical if you think about it. Almost. The hentai logic is strong here, bodies bending in ways that would make a chiropractor weep, and the troll anatomy is... generous in that specific fantasy way where you wonder about their spine health. I spent way too long on a scene where the blonde gets stuck in a net trap, and the animation loops with this hypnotic jiggle physics that's clearly the developer's passion project. The whole thing runs like it's held together with tape and dreams, frames dropping whenever more than two characters are on screen, but honestly that jank adds to the fever dream quality.

Wish there was more variety in the troll designs instead of just palette swaps, but the voice acting, when it exists, has this deadpan delivery that makes the absurd lines even funnier. The soundtrack is just one track on repeat, this generic fantasy lute bullshit that will haunt my dreams. The slave training segments drag on too long, but then there's this one scene with the brunette and a mushroom that's so unexpectedly creative I forgot about the lute for a whole minute. The game knows exactly what it is, a horny mess with trolls and questionable consent and physics that defy god, and it never pretends otherwise.