I was not ready for a musical number about consent from a succubus. My brain did a full record scratch. There I am, expecting the usual click through dialogue and sudden nudity, and instead I get this... song. A whole damn song with a beat and everything. And it's not even bad? The animation is janky as hell, like someone learned to rig a model yesterday, but the voice work has this weird sincerity that caught me off guard.

The core bit is two little demon girls, one red one blue, singing at you about how to treat a woman. Not just the rough stuff. They're very specific about that. "You don't have to fuck her hard always." It's a direct quote, sung with the confidence of a pop star. The whole thing feels like a cursed educational video you'd find on a VHS tape in a basement. The lyrics are stupidly catchy and I hate that I remember the chorus. The actual explicit content is there, the models are nude and the acts are clear, but it's framed like a bizarre instructional. The red one is all about the hard and fast, the blue one is about the slow and sweet. Their little wings flap out of sync with the music and it drove me nuts. I spent a solid minute just watching the wing flap error. The music itself has no right to be as produced as it is. It's a real song, with a bridge and a hook. I was tapping my foot. To a porn game song. What is my life.

The humor is so dry you could miss it. The cupid tag makes sense, it's that same meddling energy but with more hellfire. There's no real game here, you just watch the music video. That's it. You click play and you get a succubus TED Talk set to music. The audio mixing is a little hot on the high end, my phone speaker crackled. For a browser game it loads fast though. I guess if you need a laugh and a boner at the same time, this is your weirdly specific niche. Just don't expect a game. It's a music video with tits and life advice from demons.

Very wonderful song which shows all breast sizes from A to Z. Listen and appreciate so many sexy breast photos and also Z size will shock you.

By singing rap song, Jake is introducing himself. What girls want? And what girls need? Jake knows it;)

Well, this game that you are just about to play right now is not actually a game. It is more like karaoke style music clip. But yes, it has penis in it! This clip is made to promote Rodney Carrington's album (if you will like it is possible to actually get the album from the begin menu of this game) and uses song"Dear penis" from it and some hilarious animations from Chris Dill. As it was said - you can sing together with Rodney if you will be in the mood to sing songs about penises. The song is about a boy who has few words because of his dear manhood. And not all of them good - looks like for all these years our boy has also few reasons to... dislike his own penis! But as you will see afterward in the clip his penis has few interesting questions due to his master in return... For more hilarious and sexy jokes you can always check our website.