City like this tastes of wet asphalt and cheap energy drink on your tongue, and the game leans into that filth hard. You start as this half-broke delivery guy, running errands for people who don’t even look you in the eyes, and then death just snaps on you like a dog off the chain. Next breath you’re not really alive, not really dead, and everything starts to smell different: blood has color in the air, fear has weight, sex feels like a second heartbeat in your gums. The whole story hangs between horror and horny, like you’re walking in a back alley where the light is always almost broken. One corner has a milf with tired eyes and tits on proud display, fingers twitching near a hidden toy, pretending she’s not desperate. Another door hides some shy virgin girl who should stay away from you, but you already know you’re going to ruin her slowly, one teasing touch, one “accidental” grope, until she grips your wrist instead of pulling it away.

The game calls itself sandbox and actually mean it, which is rare. You wander this cursed city, poking into side streets, brothels where the girls have bite marks they swear are “just for fun”, dark clubs where people sell more than just their bodies, and apartments that smell of incense and bad decisions. Sometimes you’re just doing basic point and click stuff, knocking on doors, choosing who to charm, who to corrupt, who to break. Then suddenly you’re in a fucked up fight with some paranormal freak who rips open a guy like a plastic bag. The violence gets graphic in a way that makes sex feel hotter after, like your cock and your fangs are wired to the same dirty switch. One run you play sweet romance, kiss on the neck, slow handjob under soft moans, tongue lingering on her lip before you taste her throat. Next run you push into full male domination, fingers on her jaw, cock in her mouth while she’s still trying to say your name, using her like a toy while your new superpowers make her too scared not to obey. Other routes flip it: you think you’re in control of some elegant vampire milf, then find yourself on your knees while she rides your face and laughs, nails digging into your hair, using your mouth and leaving you with nothing but ache and pre-cum soaking your pants.

What I like is how corruption sneaks up. You start by just “helping” a girl earn extra cash, suggesting prostitution like it’s no big thing, then slowly you add anal, toys, risky public blowjob behind a bar dumpster, and next time she’s the one asking if you’ll finish with a creampie, like that was always normal. You can masturbate alone in your shitty apartment, watching the city lights through cracked blinds, remembering the feel of her throat tightening around you while she struggles for air and laughs after. Or you can just stalk the streets and grope someone in the shadows, a quick squeeze of ass, a palm over a nipple, then vanish before she knows if it was real. One small thing that annoyed me: sometimes the point and click hotspots are tiny as fuck, like I spent more time hunting for a pixel than I did hunting for fresh pussy, and that kinda killed the mood, but whatever, I forgot it the moment I was balls-deep in some trembling girl who still calls you “monster” with her legs wrapped around your waist. There’s even incest paths simmering under the surface, that taboo family tension, where a “comforting hug” lingers too long, then her hand brushes your bulge and neither of you pretends it was accident. It’s not a clean story, not a heroic one. It’s messy, cruel, wet, full of teeth on skin and gasps in dark stairwells, a city of sins where every route feels like another bad decision that you keep stroking anyway.

Rain outside, quiet lake, and suddenly you are stuck in this big creaky house with your brother’s fiancée who has way too perfect tits for someone you are supposed to treat like family. The game throws you in that kind of tension right away. No slow build with long-ass tutorials, you land in the middle of a weird pandemic, locked away in this lonely lake house where the walls feel too thin and her shorts feel too tight. She walks around in those tiny sleep shorts, big ass bouncing a bit with every step, bending over to get stuff from low cupboards, giving you this full-screen view while she pretends nothing is happening. The teasing feels constant. A brush of her thigh on the couch, a “by accident” peek down her tank top, her fingers lightly adjusting her panties while she looks at you like she’s checking if you noticed. You do. You always do.

It’s one of those kinetic stories where you are not juggling a thousand choices, but you still feel on edge, like every little look matters. You spend a lot of time stuck with your own right hand and imagination in that tiny bedroom, jerking off to the sound of her shower through the wall. The game lets you stay in that horny frustration for a bit too long sometimes, actually. That mix of guilt and need hits pretty hard when you are watching her stretch in front of the window, nipples poking through the thin shirt, and in the background you hear that creepy low sound coming from the lake. The horror part creeps up while you are busy staring at her tits, which is honestly kind of perfect. One moment you are trying not to stare at her ass while she sits on your lap “because the chair is cold”, next moment the lights flicker and something outside the glass is just a little too slow to vanish. There is this fucked up feeling that the lake is watching both of you while you watch her, like you are all spying on each other.

The survival angle is simple but it works: power going out at the worst times, you two checking the house with a flashlight, water shifting outside like something huge is moving just below the surface. There is this one scene on the pier late at night where she is half scared, half turned on, pressing herself against you for “protection” while you know damn well your dick is hard as hell. And then you see something in the lake. Or maybe you don’t. Depends where you look. The 3D models are a bit stiff sometimes and her walk can look funny in serious scenes, but I kinda ended up liking that, like watching a horny PS2 ghost story. Some of the paranormal stuff hits at the exact moment you are deep into a masturbation scene, like the game is laughing at you for jerking off while something old and awful moves under the water. When the story finally lets you cross that line with her, the guilt, the fear, the wet sounds, the way her big tits bounce while she rides you in that house that might not be empty at all, with something outside scraping at the wall, all of it mixes into this dirty, wrong, addicting mess. The lake feels hungry, you feel hungry, she pretends she is not, and all three of you are lying.

Kindvixens feels like some horny Stardew cousin who ran away to the coast, got obsessed with thick moms, and forgot to finish half their life plans. You land in this chill little town, Seabreeze, and right away the game just points at a bunch of women with massive tits and fat asses and goes: “yeah, these are all potentially yours, good luck idiot.” It’s not just click-next VN stuff either; you’re running around town, checking the beach, the bar, the houses, the shop, poking random doors just in case a new scene unlocks. I was trying to speedrun the lewds, ended up actually remembering NPC schedules instead. Felt like using a horny Google Calendar in my head: “ok, big titty landlady in the evening, milf at the store in the morning, teasing redhead at the park if it’s not raining.” And yes, sometimes you sprint across town like a degenerate because a small icon pops up and you think “this might be a blowjob flag.”

What I like is that it pretends to be chill romance, but the pacing is secretly crack for completionists. Every time a girl bends over a little too far, or calls you “sweetheart” one extra time, some hidden counter ticks up. You talk, grind a bit of money, do some stupid mini task, survive the tiniest resource stuff, and boom, suddenly you’re in her bedroom and she’s bouncing those huge tits in your face like it was always obvious. The teasing is slow but also not really. It’s that thing where you swear nothing is happening, then you check the gallery and realize you already unlocked five sex scenes and two of them involve her sitting on your face. Still, some routes feel janky. One girl needed like five different visits at weird times, one little minigame, and then she finally shows her ass; another basically flashes her panties after you fetch one dumb item. Consistency is not a thing here, and that’s part of the charm but also made me swear at my screen more than once.

The harem vibe is very “nobody questions that you’re railing half the town,” which is honestly the correct choice. One moment you’re drinking coffee with a shy cutie, next you’re throat-deep in milf pussy, then maybe you’re just helping some lady move boxes like a good citizen. The game pretends it’s about community and mystery, but let’s be real, the mystery is mostly “how do I trigger the next blowjob CG.” I do like that the town actually feels like a place. You wander a bit, see familiar spots, remember where you first got a handjob, where some stacked woman pinned you against the wall, where another one kissed you so soft you almost forgot you were here to collect scenes like Pokémon. The survival thing is so lite it’s basically flavor, but it gives just enough structure that you can’t spam one girl to max in two in-game days, you gotta rotate, which turns into this horny routing problem in your head. Trying to 100% this stuff is like doing a lewd glitchless run with boobs everywhere and the game giggling in the corner every time it cockblocks you for one more in-game afternoon.

Grandparents vanish, everybody shrugs, and years later you roll in like some half-baked detective with a hard-on and a phone that never stops buzzing. That’s basically the energy here. You’re supposed to be this serious investigator, asking around town about what happened to your old folks, but every single person you meet is either horny, hiding something, or both. One second you’re checking out a crime scene, the next you’re staring at a milf’s ridiculous tits while she pretends she “can’t remember” anything unless you help her relax a bit. And yeah, relax means exactly what you think. The game just leans into that whole “I should focus on the case but my dick has other plans” vibe and somehow it works. Not in a classy way. More like Pornhub glued to a cheap sci‑fi detective comic.

What I really like is how your phone basically becomes your second brain. You’re on Telegram with some girl who’s “too shy” to talk in person, then she sends a pic that absolutely says she’s not shy. You swap between chats, clues, and porn-tier selfies like it’s just another Tuesday. The whole world feels like a horny group chat that escaped into a visual novel. One moment you’re following a lead about some weird lab your grandparents were involved with, clicking through dialogue options, trying to sound smart. Then out of nowhere, a chick with a big ass and some lowkey scary vibe is like, “I can show you what your grandpa liked.” And now you’re naked in a room with glowing toys and some subtle superpower shit going on while she edges you just to see how long you last. The game doesn’t even pause and explain the powers. Stuff just happens. People float a thing with their mind, or read your thoughts while you masturbate in the shower, then act like this is normal. Honestly, I kinda respect it. Also, fuck whoever designed that tiny settings icon in the corner. I mis-tap it every damn time and end up squinting like grandpa again.

The funny part is, for something with aliens, superpowers, and a mystery about vanished grandparents, the moments that really stick are you sitting on a bed, phone in hand, watching a girl strip on video because you picked the teasing option instead of the horny brute one. Or peeking through a half-open door like some busted voyeur while a dominant older woman toys with a younger girl and pretends she doesn’t see you. She absolutely sees you. That whole exhibition thing is constant. Public showers, open windows, “oops I dropped my towel” scenes, people using toys in places where any sane person would lock three doors first. You keep thinking “ok, this is too much” and then they drop a line about your grandparents being mixed up in all this pervy sci‑fi stuff and you go right back into detective mode, clicking through leads, forgetting you still have cum on your hand. It plays like a horny sandbox where the investigation is just an excuse to keep meeting weird, hot people who have no respect for personal space. If you’re the kind of player who taps through romance options while half-watching Netflix, this will absolutely wreck your focus in the nastiest way.

The game throws you into this weirdly familiar situation: regular guy, small apartment, young wife who still laughs at his stupid jokes and kisses him on the cheek when he comes home from work. Nothing flashy, no harem, no magic high school crap. Just two people who are horny for each other and also trying to be normal adults and pay bills. At the start it actually feels kind of comfy. She sends you those half-nude pics while you’re at the office, you tease her on chat, you choose if you want to be a bit more romantic or just go straight for “I want to fuck you on the couch when I get home.” It feels like those early WhatsApp chats with someone you really liked, before everything got too serious and awkward. Sex scenes with the wife are sweet at first, almost too sweet, lots of kissing and her blushing when she spreads her legs, but then the game starts to poke at you, like “Yeah, enjoy this, see how long it lasts.”

And then this other woman shows up. She feels like that one person you should absolutely never answer on Telegram, but you still do because your dick is stronger than your brain. Tall, smug, always one step ahead, talking like she already knows what you will say. She likes to make you watch, or to make you imagine you are being watched. She pushes the wife to dress a bit more revealing, to pose for "just a few photos", to drink one more glass, to open the curtains a little more when she rides you on the bed. The teasing is slow, like bad weather rolling in. At first it is just a short skirt when you walk together in public. Later it is your wife "accidentally" bending over in front of another guy while you stand there and pretend it is fine. Sometimes you click the choice to be a good husband, to say no, to protect her. The game smiles, moves on, and somehow you still end up with your wife on screen, flushed and panting, panties pushed aside while someone else stares at her. It is not fair, and that is exactly why it gets under your skin.

There is this balcony scene that stayed in my stupid head for way too long. You can tell her to close the curtains or let them open “just a bit, it is dark, nobody will see.” Of course the stranger knows someone across the street has a perfect view. The way the art shows the wife's face there, half embarrassed, half turned on, made me pause the game and just stare like an idiot. I hated it. I clicked forward anyway. That is kind of the whole game: you hate that you like it. You tell yourself “no, I am not into watching my wife get slowly stolen” but then you pick the flirtier option, the shorter dress, the innocent massage that is clearly not a massage. Sometimes the game takes control and you only get fake choices that all lead to the same scene, which pissed me off more than it should. Like, why give me three options if all roads end with her moaning someone else’s name into your pillow? Still, when the husband finally snaps a bit and admits that part of him likes seeing her used, it hits too close, like when you see your own search history and think “yeah, I am not the main character in this story, I am the problem.” And then it gives you another sex scene with her clinging to you, saying she loves only you, while the stranger's voice echoes in your head about sharing. I kept clicking. I keep telling myself I didn't enjoy it that much.

Tuesday nights always feel a bit cursed, right? Work still hanging over your head, brain half fried, and instead of sleeping you’re edging yourself with one more tab in Chrome. This thing basically weaponizes that mood. You’re dropped in as the only guy in a parallel world that runs on cum like it’s electricity. No dudes anywhere, just horny monster girls and other weird hot things trying to squeeze you dry in every possible way. It looks like one of those cheap furry meme games at first, but then it starts talking about tax-like “cum quotas” and tentacle-powered public transport and suddenly you’re weirdly invested in who gets to ride your dick today. There’s a city square where everyone pretends to be polite while shamelessly staring at your crotch, some forest shrine with a smug fox milf that treats your balls like a religious artifact, and a lab that absolutely does not pass any ethics board, run by a smiling AI who talks about “data collection” while strapping toys to your cock.

The wild part is how text heavy it is. Like, if you’re expecting full-blown animated tentacle gangbangs every two clicks, nah. You get AI CG as background flavor, mostly still shots of big tits, monster curves and sci-fi nonsense behind walls of horny writing. Sometimes the art and the text don’t match and it kinda breaks your brain in a funny way. One scene is describing thick drool around your shaft while the background shows some cute slime girl just smiling like it’s a Disney movie. And the UI, holy hell, whoever picked the font size hates people with bad eyes. Menu buttons are tiny, contrast is meh on some backgrounds, and keyboard-only navigation is weirdly hit or miss. I use NVDA on Windows a lot, and half the buttons read out in random order like the dev is trolling screen reader users for fun. There’s so much text, but no option to bump it up, no dyslexic-friendly font, no line spacing slider, nothing. For a text-based game, not caring about readable text feels like a very specific kind of comedy.

There are some actually hot moments when everything clicks: you’re stuck in front of a crowd of monster girls, forced to “donate” in public, one hand jerking you off while another pair of claws gropes your ass hard enough to make your eyes water, a long tongue slowly tracing your balls while some priestess explains calmly how they’re going to track your load internally with magic. It sells that mix of teasing and humiliation so hard you almost forget you’re just clicking through options. Then the next scene has a clunky menu like “Option A: Vaginal” “Option B: Oral” “Option C: Anal” in this dry list, no visual spacing, and it feels like filling out a form on Google Docs instead of being milked by a horny centaur with a big ass sitting on your face. Foot stuff shows up too, but kind of randomly, like the writer remembered “oh yeah footjob tag” in the last minute. One slime girl scene makes you finish inside her and they describe the internal view like some horny biology class, then the next monster just wipes your cum off her tits and the focus moves on too fast. It’s messy, funny, sometimes stupid, sometimes actually erotic, and you can feel there’s a good brain behind it that just doesn’t care about polish or if half the players are squinting at their screen going “why is this button this small.” Honestly that fits the whole thing. The world needs your cum to survive, but you need a zoom function to read the damn menu.

Edward, Erica and Diego feel like that one couple and their "friend" you always see at bars and you just know something filthy is going on behind the curtains. The game basically throws you into that vibe from the start and never pretends to be innocent. It’s not about grinding stats or picking the “correct” dialogue, it’s just you watching this guy slowly push himself into the kind of fantasy that most people only search in incognito tab. Erica starts as this sweet, curvy partner who clearly loves him, big tits squeezed into clothes that look like they’re about to lose the battle at any moment, then you start to notice how her glances toward Diego last a bit too long. And what surprised me, it’s not framed like some cartoonish “cheater bad” thing. The game really leans on that netorase feeling, where Edward is not just scared of losing her, he is turned on as hell by the danger and doesn’t fully admit it, even to himself. That messy mix of jealousy and arousal is the main kink here, more than “just” watching someone else pound your wife.

Since it’s kinetic, you’re basically strapped to the chair and forced to go along with the ride. No save-scumming to avoid the painful stuff. I kinda liked that, even if I cursed a bit when a scene went harder than I expected. Early on, there’s this moment where Edward suggests something “small”, just some teasing with Diego, almost like a couple testing the water. Erica’s cheeks go red, tits pushing against her bra, and she laughs it off, but then the next scene she’s dressed in a way that’s clearly for more than just her man’s eyes. That small shift is hot as fuck, but also really uncomfortable, which is kind of the point of this genre. The 3D models do a lot of heavy lifting with that too, the way her body language changes when Diego is around, like the curve of her back, how her ass sticks out a bit more when she leans in near him. There’s one scene in a hallway where nothing explicit actually happens, but the way Erica’s nipples are visibly hard under her top while Diego is talking, and Edward is just standing there pretending everything is normal, that made me more tense than some full-on sex scenes in other games. I just wish the game let me break the tension once in a while with a joke or a different route, but it simply doesn’t care what I want, it just keeps going deeper into the spiral.

The really nasty part, in a good way, is how Edward’s own thoughts betray him. He calls himself a “cuck” in his head and hates it, but then he imagines Erica on her knees in front of Diego and his cock twitches. If you’re poly or at least open to the idea, like me, this hits differently. It’s not about cheating, it’s about handing power away on purpose and watching what happens. At the same time, the story never turns into some healthy communication workshop, which annoyed me for about five minutes, then I realized, yeah, this is porn, not a relationship guide. Sometimes I wanted them to sit down, use an app like Feeld, talk about boundaries, use safe words, all the usual stuff, but Edward kind of drags everyone along with his half-admissions and dirty curiosity. You get scenes where Erica is clearly enjoying being admired by another man, Diego’s hands all over her huge ass, and Edward is jerking off in the corner or silently watching, pretending it’s “for her happiness”. It’s hot as hell, but also pathetic, and the game doesn’t try to protect him from that. That’s what I liked the most: you’re not some heroic protagonist, you’re just a horny guy who opened a door he can’t close again. And if that idea makes your stomach twist a bit while your dick gets hard, this story knows exactly where to press. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

You land in this game as a 19-year-old exchange student in Japan, and it honestly feels like someone smashed a cheesy school anime together with a really fucked up underground fetish club. At first it kinda tricks you. Classroom, regular lectures, little crush on Julie, your friend Jackson cracking dumb jokes, that whole “I’m too shy to confess” thing. Feels soft, almost wholesome. Then you start noticing small weird things. Ads for this company, “Love Dolls”, everywhere. Posters on the train, popups on your phone, some girl on TikTok showing off her “perfect doll boyfriend” like he is an iPhone. Except here the dolls are sex androids that listen to every order. Every. Order.

The game likes to tease you before it kicks you in the gut. You’re sitting with Julie on this stupidly normal café date, she’s talking about her missing sister and trying not to cry, and at the same time the camera keeps drifting down to her tits pressed against the table. That contrast hits kind of hard. One second you feel bad for her, next second you’re imagining her bent over a desk in a Love Dolls showroom, collar on her neck, drool on her lips, getting pounded so rough the chair squeaks. And the worst part is the story slowly makes that kind of scene feel normal. By the time you visit the company building, you already saw enough “light” stuff like groping in tight spaces, hand sliding under skirt on a crowded train, Julie pushing you away but not really meaning it, and it just escalates from there like a bad gacha pull.

When the dolls themselves show up, the game goes full-on corrupt fantasy. Those girls feel half human, half toy. Big tits that bounce like crazy, asses that jiggle when you slap them, eyes empty or scared depending on what mood the scene wants. Some scenes are just plain fun: you playing the dominant guy, ordering a doll to crawl under the table during some “serious” company meeting, her sucking you off while you try to keep a straight face, text messages from Jackson popping up on your phone about how he thinks something is off with the company while you’re literally balls deep in their product. Then other moments hit darker. Chained doll in a storage room, ass up, holes already gaped from previous use, you being told to “test” a new setting on the remote. Anal, vaginal, toys shoved in both, humiliation lines like “You’re just property now” whispered in her ear while she sobs and still orgasms because they tweaked her. It’s fucked, but the writing doesn’t blink.

What I liked is that the game doesn’t try to be “nice” about the male domination. If you go that route, you really go there. Slaves on leashes, group scenes with multiple dolls and maybe a girl you actually know mixed in, her not sure if she’s a victim or just turned on by being treated like one. There’s this one bunker-style room, cold metal, harsh white light, where you and some corporate guy “train” a new doll model. They tie her up, spreader bar on her legs, clamps on nipples, and you use her while the guy takes notes like some scientist reviewing a Discord bug report. It’s ridiculous, and also hot, and also a bit disgusting, and that combo kind of sticks in your head after closing Chrome. The only thing that annoyed me was how sometimes the game interrupts a really intense hardcore scene with a random info dump about the company or some clue about Vanessa. Like bro I’m elbow deep in this girl’s ass, don’t start talking about legal documents now.

If you’re into softer romance only, this will probably feel like you got tricked by a “wholesome anime girl” thumbnail on YouTube and ended up watching the director’s cut of a BDSM porn shoot. But if your brain is already used to switching from vanilla kissing to choking and spit in two seconds, then the mix of school setting, missing sister mystery, and total pornified domination will actually make sense in a really broken way. You start the game as a nervous student. Some routes turn you into the kind of guy who looks at a crying girl and thinks “she’d look better gagged and on her knees”. And the game just lets you. No lesson. No moral. Just control, flesh, and these dolls that maybe aren’t really dolls at all.

Sofia is that girl who looks you in the eye and says “I’d never cheat” while she’s on her knees in front of a stranger, insisting it doesn’t count because, you know, “that’s not real sex”. The whole game is basically her brain trying to speedrun mental gymnastics while her body signs up for the Olympics. You play it and very fast you realize this is not about romance. It’s about watching a cute blonde with a ridiculous moral compass walk straight into every horny situation possible and then justify it with the confidence of a drunk lawyer. One moment she’s cuddling Bob on the couch, next moment she’s at some party, playing a strip game where every round she “accidentally” loses, and somehow she’s the only one ending up naked. And she’s still like, “It’s just a game, babe, chill.” Sure, Sofia. Totally innocent. Nothing says loyalty like having a guy’s cock against your lips while you’re trying to remember which rule in your personal rulebook says blowjobs are a “gray area.”

The thing that actually got me hooked is how fast things escalate while still pretending to be normal. It starts simple. Harmless dares. “Kiss that guy.” “Let him touch your tits over the clothes.” “Ok now without the clothes, but that’s just for fun.” Then someone drops the classic “If it’s only in your ass it doesn’t count” line and Sofia’s eyes light up like she just found a cheat code. From there it’s chaos. You get scenes where she’s wedged between two dudes, talking about how she is “technically faithful” because nothing went in her pussy, while her asshole is getting absolutely pounded and there’s cum on her tongue. She looks way too happy to be “conflicted,” but she pretends to be. That innocent smile is pure weapon. One time I caught myself getting more invested in how she’d justify a scene than in the scene itself. Like: “Okay, he’s finishing all over your face while your ‘boyfriend’ is in the next room. How you gonna spin that one, princess?” And she always does. “He only came on my boobs, not inside. I read that doesn’t count.” Where did she read that? Wikipedia for sluts? Also, I hate how the game made me laugh in between horny moments. It’s annoying. I wanted to be trash and just jerk off, not chuckle at Sofia negotiating anal like she’s haggling on Facebook Marketplace. Still, when she’s bent over some sofa, clenching her teeth because the guy is way too big for her ass and she’s still telling herself “I’m not a bad girlfriend,” it hits some weird sweet spot between filthy and stupidly charming that I’m slightly angry about enjoying.

What really sticks in my head is how casual everything feels. No big dramatic “I’m so guilty” stuff, more like “Oops, that went a bit far, but there’s a loophole, so I’m fine.” There’s this party sequence where she keeps agreeing to “one more dare,” and you can see the logic in her head going: kiss, grope, blowjob, titfuck, assfuck, double action, but each time she just adds a new clause to her fake contract of faithfulness. She’ll let someone slam her from behind while she’s texting Bob something cute and vanilla, and it’s messed up, but also hot as hell because of that contrast. At one point she’s got her mouth stuffed, mascara running, asshole stretched wide open, and right after she’s giggling and saying she “only did it to win the game.” And the wild thing is the game never really punishes her for it. She just keeps getting away with everything, hiding behind technicalities like “he never kissed me on the mouth” or “I kept my panties on… for the first five minutes.” It feels like watching a porn version of that friend who always twists the rules in board games until nobody even knows what the original rules were. Except here the prize is more cock and the board is basically her body. There are moments where you kind of feel bad for Bob, but also, he’s dating Sofia, so on some level he had to know he was signing up for this circus. Or maybe he didn’t. Honestly I forgot if he ever actually understands what she’s doing, because by the time she’s using her “backdoor-only” excuse for the third time, my brain is already too busy watching her get filled, stretched, and painted like she’s the house at the end of the street on Halloween.