Oh fuck, I just wanted to unlock the last achievement for this thing. You know the one, hidden behind what I thought was some puzzle but nope, just a very specific cumshot angle on her face. The things I do for those little popups.

The art in this Porn Bastards joint is... well, let's say it's aggressively functional. Korra looks like a memory of herself, all the right colors and that hair tie, but something's off in the proportions. Like they traced a bad still and then got bored halfway through the shading. Her tits are bigger than I remember from the show, which, fine whatever, that's the point here right? The whole damn game is an exercise in seeing a teen hero get stripped and chained up. It's basically a slideshow. You click, a bit of her outfit vanishes. Click, now the pants are gone. I spent way too long on the undress bit, the little tearing sound effect is... oddly satisfying? Very simple. Don't go expecting a deep bondage system or anything, the chains are just for show, a static image of her wrists bound that you can't really interact with. Makes me wish they'd just given you a button to jiggle the chains or something, anything. That'll never be a thing though.

Then the big cock comes out. And I mean, it's massive, a real ridiculous slab of meat that this supposed lesbian avatar is supposed to... what, magically crave? The game's logic is right there in the description, convincing her it's a dream. So the whole thing has this coercive, *** vibe that's honestly a bit much even for me, and I've grinded some dark hentai clickers on Nutaku. The creampie scene at the end is what gets you that final cheevo I was after. The cum animation sort of just pools there, static. No pulsing or dripping, just a white overlay on her brunette bush. Fixating on that detail for a good minute. It's not hot. It's a transaction. A cumshot delivery system for achievement hunters with a degradation kink and too much time. Dare play it alone? Shit, what other way is there?

There's something off about this one, in a good way. First few minutes already slap you with that weird mix of cartoon nostalgia and pure filth that shouldn't fit together but somehow does. You know those old DC vibes - bright, cocky, heroes posing - and then it stumbles straight into Slade’s twisted take on control. The whole thing moves like a fever dream, flashes of red and green, Robin twitching under the lights, Starfire somewhere too radiant to be that dirty but there she is anyway. The game doesn’t even pretend to warm you up; it just sits there, sweaty and smug, like it knows exactly what you came for.

I kept thinking how the controls feel half broken and half perfect, like the devs were drunk but still knew how to push the right buttons. Movement’s clunky, rhythm off - don’t care, because the story beats hit in the right kind of wrong. The camera lingers way too long on things, then snaps away just when it starts to sting. And that’s kind of brilliant. It makes the whole thing messy, human, like it’s not finished but still too juicy to ignore. There's a part where Starfire leans too close, glowing soft under that pixel light, and for a second it’s almost tender until it’s not, until it gets hard and you stop pretending it’s just parody. I thought about my old PC lagging; now I think maybe it was flinching.

The writing’s rough, like a fanfic trying to grow up. Dialogues stumble, characters curse, moan, stop mid-sentence. Doesn’t matter. The corruption idea sticks - how a hero can lose power through want, not defeat. I got annoyed with one sound loop and never muted it. Felt like punishment, maybe that’s the point. People keep calling this “just another parody,” but it’s nastier, more desperate. Like DC’s Sunday morning cartoons after three bottles of rum and no censorship. Dare to play it late; or just stare at Robin’s blank eyes and wonder who’s saving who anymore.

This one throws you right into the mess without even pretending to be romantic. You get a cute anime redhead, big eyes, red hair all over the place, and she’s already wrapped up in a nest of slimy tentacles that clearly didn’t come here to cuddle. No slow build, no “oh no, what’s happening?”, she’s gagging on one thick thing in her throat while another tentacle is already fighting for space between her legs. It feels like opening a porn video halfway through instead of at the beginning, which honestly fits this kind of game. The whole mood is that she’s helpless and the tentacles are just using her body like a toy, pushing past any limit she might have, ignoring the way she chokes or tears up when they go too deep. Deepthroat here actually looks like it would hurt, not like those fake softcore scenes. One second her mouth is stretched with a shiny shaft hitting the back of her throat, next second you watch one long tentacle bend her over and sink into her pussy while another is already worming into her ass, because apparently her body is just one big “available slot” for them.

Controls are the kind of thing you figure out in a minute and then never think about again. You poke around, you find how to switch holes, how to control the pace a bit, and suddenly you’re juggling mouth, ass, pussy like you’re running some kind of disgusting factory. There’s this moment when you push the pace on the throat and you actually see her jaw angle change a bit while her eyes roll up and the tentacle just keeps ramming, and it hits way harder than the usual “polite blowjob” you see everywhere. Facial abuse is not some soft term here, the tentacle uses her mouth like a flesh pocket, slapping into her face, drool and tears mixing, and then it pulls out to dump a sticky load over her cheeks and hair. Or you can be even more nasty and choose to fill her from the inside. Watching one tentacle shoot a thick creampie into her pussy while another is already buried in her ass, pumping more cum into her, makes the whole thing feel like a hentai version of overfilling a water balloon and waiting to see if it pops. It never does, which is slightly disappointing but also kind of hot in its own way. There is also that weird domination vibe when the larger tentacles hold her legs up in a position that no human could maintain. You barely look at the overall scene because you end up staring at these tiny details like the way her belly bulges a little when they go deeper or how her lips stay parted after they finally yank out of her throat. The game just keeps asking the same question: “Okay, where do you want to dump the next load?” Mouth, ass, pussy, all over her body, facial, maybe mix it like a pervert bartender. Nothing clever, nothing subtle, but somehow it sticks in your brain more than it should, like that one cursed hentai clip you accidentally bookmarked and pretend you forgot about.

The opacity slider. That's the whole game, really. Not a game, more like a little browser widget someone threw together after their shift at the konbini. Hatsune Miku stands there, in that classic outfit, blinking with that blank Vocaloid stare. You get a few tabs of clothes, school uniform, a bikini, some weird frilly thing. And you drag a slider. Her skirt fades away. Her top goes from solid teal to a ghost of a suggestion, nipples just... there. Small tits, yeah, the description wasn't lying. It's weirdly honest about that, almost defensive. Like the creator needed you to know they respect the source material's flat chest before letting you make her completely naked.

I kept clicking the same two buttons, making the shirt transparent then opaque again. Transparent. Opaque. There's no goal, no score, no little chibi Miku jumping for joy when you pick a good combo. Just the faint scratch of my mouse wheel. I remember downloading MikuMikuDance models back in the day, spending hours trying to get the physics right on her hair, and this feels like the perverted cousin of that. The art is clean, basic vector stuff, but the face is wrong. Miku's expression is too vacant, even for her. It's not sexy vacant, it's "I've been rendering since 2009 and I'm tired" vacant. The undressing mechanic is literally the only interactive bit beyond swapping preset outfits, and the "unique combination" the description promises is just... how see through do you want the shirt, bro? 70%? 80%? It's a fap widget, nothing more. And the music. There isn't any. A rhythm game parody with no sound. That's almost a joke, right? A silent Miku, staring at you while you make her digitally indecent. I don't know what I expected. Maybe a little "po pi po" when you clicked something.

My kid plays that Pokemon game on his tablet, the one with the little monsters, so when I saw this I thought maybe it's a parody? I don't know what I expected. The redhead girl from the show, Misty, she loses some battle and the guy says give me your pokemon or... you know. She chooses the other thing. And then it just goes.

The art is rough, like someone drew it on a napkin during lunch break. Her face looks sort of like the cartoon but also not, something off about the eyes. But the body, okay, they got the small chest right if you ever noticed that about her character design. She's supposed to be a teenager in the show which makes this whole thing uncomfortable but also that's the point of these parody games isn't it. The weird part is how detailed they got with certain things while everything else looks rushed. Her red hair spreads out on the floor and there's actual shading work there, someone spent time on that.

The finger fucking scene comes first and it's mechanical, just clicking through. Then the main event, vaginal then anal, and the animation loops are maybe 3 frames total. The cumshot at the end covers her face and they made sure to show it dripping down onto those small tits, and I kept thinking about how my son watches the real show and sings the theme song. The dialogue is terrible, stuff like "you must pay price for losing" in broken english, but honestly the bad translation makes it funnier? There's this moment where Ash Ketchum (they spelled it like that, with a T) is just standing in the background of one scene and I laughed out loud. What is he doing there. Is he next. The game doesn't say.

I found myself clicking through the whole thing twice which says something about me probably. The anal scene has this one frame where her expression actually looks like the character from the show and it's jarring enough that I stopped clicking for a second. Then back to the terrible loop. I don't know what "master water pokemons" has to do with getting railed but that's the plot they went with.

Cick. Click. Clickclickclick. There was something almost hypnotic about watching the same loop play out, that little gasp she does when you hit the right spot. The game is basically one screen, this big titted anime teen outside somewhere, and a pink arrow that basically means "go time". I dunno what I expected from a browser game I found at like midnight on a random site, but the creampie animation caught me off guard. Not because it was complex, but because the way the cum sort of... pools. It's not realistic, obviously, but it's weirdly specific. You click her, she moans, the meter or whatever fills up, then you click the arrow and it's a whole mess. I actually replayed it twice just to see if the "damage" circle at the end was different, but it's always the same view of her ass and pussy absolutely covered.

The thing that gets me is the sound. Her voice is that classic high pitched Japanese hentai squeak, and if you spam click fast enough it almost glitches out into this stuttering moan that made me laugh and get hard at the same time. It's not a bug, it's a feature, right? The whole setup is so bare bones. You don't move, she doesn't change positions, it's just outdoor sex with a girl who has impossibly big tits that don't even bounce much. I kept thinking, is she a teen or just drawn that way? The tag says teen but she's got the body of a full grown adult model, which is par for the course in these japaneese games. The art is unpolished, the loop is short, but that final click to see the creampie aftermath? That's the whole game's point. It delivers exactly that one thing and then just sits there. No menu, no "retry" button that I could find, I just refreshed the page like some kind of animal. Forgot to mention, there's no cumshot outside, it's all internal finish which is a nice change from the usual money shot.

I tried looking for other games by the same dev but the name is just numbers and letters, 83f94d9bf... yeah I'm not typing that. It's the kind of thing you'd find on a site with a billion pop up ads, and honestly that's where it belongs. It's quick, it's dirty, and you won't think about it after you close the tab. Or maybe you will, if you're into that specific view of a creampie leaking out. The "damages" view is the most detailed part of the whole thing, which tells you where the artist's head was at.

Right, so the whole setup is you're this teacher, yeah? And there's this one student, brunette, tight school girl outfit, you know the type. The game says you gotta help her pass exams. And if she does, well, she "offers her body". Classic trade. But here's the thing, the actual college is a mess. You walk around this weirdly empty campus, bumping into other teachers who give you missions. Fetch this, talk to that. It's all very... stiff. The dialogues feel like they were run through a translator twice and then just left there.

But then you get to the fucking. And suddenly, the whole game makes a different kind of sense. That main girl, the student, when you finally get her into a doggystyle scene, the animation loops are surprisingly decent. The creampie finish is explicit, no fade to black, just right there. And there are other girls too, a teacher with glasses who you can corner in an empty classroom. The pussy detail is actually the one thing they spent time on. I kept optimizing my route, trying to trigger the next sex scene faster, skipping all the text about "finding the library key" because who cares. The dating sim part is just a slow, boring menu between the hot scenes.

The whole Fuck Town concept, it's like they had a list of tags. College, check. Teacher, check. Teen, check. And they just threw them into a blender without any real glue. I got stuck once because I didn't talk to a specific NPC hidden behind a tree. A tree. In a college hallway. Makes no sense. But then the next scene loaded, the one with the student finally on her knees, and I forgot why I was annoyed. The hentai influence is strong in the art, everything's a bit too shiny, but the core action is solid. Just wish the game itself would get out of its own way. Skip the farm errands, give me the brunette.

The first CG hits and you realize the aunt’s tits are drawn with this weird shiny highlight that makes them look like plastic fruit. I don’t know why that stuck with me. Family At Home is a visual novel that doesn’t pretend to be anything else, you’re Alonso, stuck in a house with your mom, sister, aunt, and two other women because of some vague lockdown situation. The setup is basically a hentai logic puzzle. Five women, one guy, zero subtlety.

The translation is a mess. Genuinely. Sentences will just collapse halfway through and you’re left staring at dialogue like “I am feeling very today, Alonso.” It’s almost charming. Almost. The mom character, Elizabeth, has this scene where she’s supposed to be scolding you but the text is so broken it sounds like she’s having a stroke. I laughed. Then the next CG unlocked and I forgot what I was complaining about. The sister, Samantha, is the teen tag personified, all bratty dialogue and conveniently timed wardrobe malfunctions. There’s a moment where she bends over to pick up a remote and the game just holds on that image for an uncomfortable amount of time. You know exactly what you’re getting.

I wish the aunt’s route had more buildup. Victoria’s design is my favorite, that severe milf look with the glasses, but her scenes feel rushed compared to the others. The harem aspect means everyone just sort of throws themselves at Alonso with minimal resistance. Not that I expected a deep exploration of family dynamics, but still. The CG gallery fills up fast if you just click through every choice. I played this on my phone during a boring Zoom call, tabbing back and forth, and honestly that’s the ideal way to experience it. Don’t think too hard. The mom’s final scene has this one image where her expression is completely dead-eyed and it’s supposed to be passionate but it just looks like she’s dissociating. I can’t stop thinking about it.

Mary's standing in the doorway with this little smirk and I'm already thinking about how Mike would kill me. Not literally, but you know what I mean. The guy sends his daughter over because he trusts me, and here I am noticing how her shorts are basically painted on. The game doesn't even try to hide what it is. You're this rich dude with a quiet life, and suddenly there's a blonde teenager in your house who apparently "likes to get down and get dirty." Subtle like a brick.

The art is that CG hentai style where everything's a bit too shiny, like someone waxed the characters. Mary's proportions are ridiculous but that's the point I guess. Her dad Mike is supposedly this babe magnet, which makes me wonder about genetics and also why I'm friends with him. The dialogue choices pop up and I'm picking between being responsible and being... not. There's this one scene where she's leaning over the kitchen counter and the game just lingers. You know exactly what it wants you to think about. The old and young tag is doing heavy lifting here, obviously.

Wish there was more actual dating mechanics instead of just waiting for the next scene to unlock. The visual novel format means you're mostly clicking through text, and sometimes the writing feels like it was translated through three different languages before landing in English. But then Mary says something filthy with that innocent face and I forget what I was complaining about. The friend dynamic with Mike is barely there, he's just a plot device to deliver the hot daughter to your doorstep. Classic setup really. I keep clicking though. Something about the way she calls you "sir" while clearly planning to climb into your lap. The game knows exactly what it's selling and doesn't pretend otherwise.